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September 18, 2026

FLASHGITZ FRIDAY 9/18

BROTHERS! Welcome back to Flashgitz Friday, your faithful giant intergalactic sow that lactates fresh Flashgitz news for all you little piggies to consume. 

Get to latching, because today we got some Space King 6 developments, boardgame news, and a Tom and Don sneak peek that’ll blow your gigantic brains off your shoulders. (Unless you’re not paying for the Patreon. Then your brain is feeble and weak.)

Firstly, let me tell you about our GIANT GLOBULOUS MAXIMUS STICKER!

You can get a GIANT 5-inch sticker by signing up for the Greedy Brothers tier before 11/30! It’s a scratch and sniff that smells like your finger.

You have until 11/30 to sign up for the Greedy Brothers tier to get this sweet sticker! But if you sign up for the VERY Greedy Brothers tier before 9/30, you’ll get an additional holographic version! An easy decision if you ask me.

Alright, sticker promo over. Now let’s take a look at where the Kickstarter’s at…

$5 MILLION SMACKEROOS! That’s more dollars than there are ladyboys in Bangkok!

Thanks to those who have already backed it, here’s what we’ve unlocked so far…

In the BASE GAME, you’ve got… 

  • A bunch of new loot cards!

  • A Decal Transfer Sheet for the base game units!

  • A Pink Line of Sight Stick (for strategy or just stabbing your friends with.)

And for the STRETCH GOALS… 

  • An Additional Player Pack!

  • Terry + Solo Mode Expansion!

  • A Decal Transfer Sheet for all expansion and additional characters!

  • Yukon Playable Character Box!

  • A GREEN Line of Sight Stick! (Don’t worry, Space King WANTS you to have this.)

  • Helmet-open Alt-pose Hatemonger!

  • Helmet-open Alt-pose Bryce!

  • A ton of extra lore topics voted on by backers for the lore book!

Yes, you read that right, your devotion has given the squadmates NEW MODELS! Forms that allow them to breathe clean air while slaughtering aliens. Take a look at what we have so far…

An open grill, so that his battle-prayers may be blessed with an ominous echo…

Bryce needs to see his imaginations work with his own two eyes.

That’s a lot of stuff we’ve unlocked so far, gang! But we’re not done yet, because there’s still more to unlock before the campaign ends! Not to mention a new terrifying FINAL BOSS that we’ve yet to reveal. This one will be hard to defeat, so make sure you and your friends stay focused and don’t get distracted as you try to take them down.

And let’s not forget…

Paid members will receive this FREE Relic Captain mini when you back the Kickstarter campaign! We have your email, so it’s automatically yours! It’s a gift you earned for being on Space King’s spectrum <3

If you haven’t backed the campaign yet, TIME IS RUNNING OUT! This is by far one of the coolest things ever made in all of human history, so we want to make sure you’re all painfully aware of how fast the campaign's end date is approaching. You have until 9/25 to back it!!!

Go to SpaceKingGame.com!

WHEW! That’s a lot of boardgame talk. And there’s even MORE to get to, but let’s save it for after I give you some news about SPACE KING 6!

We accidentally deleted Space King 6. Teehe jk. Progress on episode 6 has been stellar, with our brave and tolerable art slaves putting in maximum work with only a few casualties. Animation, backgrounds, assets, rigging, every department has been putting in a great deal of work to make sure this episode is better than the last. 

Take a little peeky-peek at what we’ve been up to!

Angels imply a god. And a god implies a faith other than Space King. Kill on sight.

The Brycicle is ready to roll.

Interstellar coordinates to the nearest Space Waffle House.

Almost forgot to feed the Tamogatchi in his satchel.

When she whispers “per capita” in your ear.

He’s imaginating the lasers coming out.

Here lies Bryce. He never scored.

Presents for being such good boys last Kingsmas.

Plenty of seating in the bone zone.

I don’t know about you, but these background artists are always outdoing themselves. Should we increase their daily rations? Maybe we’ll slip them an extra can of nutrient paste if the Patreon hits $1 mil. But one thing that’s for certain is that I can’t wait to see these in the final cartoon, and I bet you can’t wait either!

Luckily we always have the Tom and Don channel to keep us sane!

For this week’s episode, we play the SPACE KING BOARDGAME ON THE TOM AND DON CHANNEL! And this time it’s in real-life!!! 

Join Don, Corgan, Jacen (the boardgame’s designer), and Trevor from the Papa Meat channel as they kill aliens and continuously fuck each other over in the Pillage and Plunder game mode! With less than a week left until the campaign ends, we wanted to show you how the game functions with actual minis and cards! Everything is just a prototype, but goddamn does it still look cool.

Take a look at the new episode!

The sleevelets seethe over the sleevetards.

Comprehensive images of the cards, with art courtesy of our studio’s special pose department!

After reading what his opponent Bryce can do, Don considers detonating the bomb vest under his shirt.

This one is a big video that will be airing on Saturday on the Tom and Don channel, so don’t miss it! Big thanks to Meaty Magic for letting us use their set to record this.

Well, Brothers! That’s it for this week’s Flashgitz Friday, but before this little Psycho Warrior takes his little psycho nap, I want to thank all our paid Brothers for your support! We had a lot of news about the board game today, which consisted of many milestones only possible because of the support you all showed Space King. We’re not only in the top 50 tabletop campaigns of all time, but I think we’re in the top 72 of most funded Kickstarter campaigns of all time! 

HELP US BEAT READING RAINBOW

This insane reception is not only thanks to those who backed the campaign, but to those of you who believed in Space King. Whether you’re a new Brother or you’ve been here since the beginning, there’d be no Space King or board game without you. So from all of us over here to you, thank you for being a Brother <3 Our heart-to-heart will continue next week in the next Flashgitz Friday, the same day the campaign ends! And be here for more Space King 6 updates! 

Until next week, Brothers…

Praise Be!

Now let’s take a look at some of that fan art you guys are pumping out.

This incredible painting by @LordCheeese on X is one of my favorite pieces of Space King art. Capturing the innocence and joy of boyhood and the carnage and camaraderie of being a Psycho Warrior. All of you fucking gooners drawing gay art of Hatemonger in maid outfits should take notes.

Some sick War World art by u/Acceleration-Chariot on Reddit! Insane painting with a tasteful undercarriage shot of Globulous Maxmimus.

Some sweet Grimboard art by @DeanMamnevArt on X, who always knocks it out of the park. The coloring on this is fucking sweet. Very metal.

That’s it for this week, Brothers! Thank you for reading this far!

Praise Be!

Comments (71)

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Benedikt Klopfenstein · September 25, 2026

Question, how and when do these stickers get sent? Is it possible to have them combined with the Kickstarter shipment once that rolls around?

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Drew Walker · September 22, 2026

I’m a VERY GREEDY BROTHER!!! How do I get the sticker ?! Also this Fridays FLASHGITZ is on my 25th bday (🫶🏽praise be to space king🫶🏽)

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TuntematonSika · September 22, 2026

Where is OST possibly?

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DrNever · September 21, 2026

Praise be to Space King, brothers. I've just payed the toll to bask in His glory, but my simple brain cannot comprehend where to find His golden soundrack. Can enyone enlighten me to the truth?

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Arvis Dejus · September 21, 2026

I was wondering regarding the boardgame. Is there any way to get figurines for the things currently represented as token such as the ship or the respawn little boys.

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Isaac Robert Sadler · September 21, 2026

For the board game tactics cards, are there multiple copies of cards in the deck? And if there is, for targeted slur can we have different aliens and the slurs to target them on different cards?

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Gunzo051 · September 21, 2026

Praise Be

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Gunzo051 · September 21, 2026

@LordCheeese 🤲🏻

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Big Burke · September 21, 2026

Any word if we will potentially get the virtual table top version of the board game if we back the kickstarter? All my friends have moved out of state lmao but im still backing the game for all the minis and the fun painting them. Praise be to space king!!!

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Nickinfinite · September 20, 2026

If our email here is different here than what is on Kickstarter, does that affect us getting the Captain model?

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Sputnik · September 20, 2026

Wait, another big boss? And with that description, I think I know who that is 🍈🍈

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Poxyclypse · September 20, 2026

Where/how do I watch (Tom) and Don play SPACE KING?

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Benjamin Powell · September 20, 2026

I have a question, I used a different email for my Kickstarter account, will I still receive the relic captain figure

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Sharky · September 19, 2026

Brothers!!! In their patron post it was announced that we have yet to unlock a NEW FINAL BOSS for the Kickstarter minis!?? Its assumed to be the 7Mil goal given than the 6,5 would most likely be just another lore book addition!! SPREAD THE WORD!! SPACE KING NEEDS MORE $$$$$$$$

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Strider_9000 · September 19, 2026

If we beat Reading Rainbow can a future T&D video be you guys reading us the lore book? (Or snazzy original short story?)

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Squidlysquid0 · September 20, 2026

Like, with a stick or in numbers?

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Lucas G · September 19, 2026

Absolutely minute detail I noticed, because I like way too much the Relic Captain mini. Aren't the lightning bolts on the kneepads supposed to be looking in opposite directions on each one? At least on the animation it is that way, but on the mini they're looking in the same direction

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Wiener Larcenist · September 19, 2026

I gifted my Bro a ticket to war world ❤️

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(RMF) Renatus Munitorum Forgeworks · September 19, 2026

Well, I've been pestered by the Arma Reforger CHE community to ask this. So, Flashgitz my lads, if you see this, I've got modders asking for your permission to build Space King mods on Arma Reforger.

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Atogatog · September 19, 2026

Do all patrons get war world captain? Back the kickstarter as well.

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brad · September 19, 2026

An eventual video game version of the board game online could be positive. ;)

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Thomas Spettel · September 19, 2026

That smile from hatemonger is priceless XD. I also really like Bryce gun. I want to use it for other psycho warriors in my fan art.

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CheesyChan · September 19, 2026

Unrelated question: I've only just started using Patreon and was hoping to watch all 5 episodes uncensored, but it seems I can't see any posts prior to September 2025 (so I can only watch 3-5 uncensored). Is that normal to only view the last 12months posts and not all? If that is the case, how can I watch the uncensored versions of episodes 1-2.

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Prolapse4Slaanesh · September 19, 2026

How many player packs are coming with the 299 pledge??? Wondering if I should stack on another 2 to have a full 4 or if stacking 2 extra will bring me to 6.

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PeterCallPaul · September 19, 2026

There should be 4 players packs in the game plus one if you are at least psycho warrior backer. That is 5 players, if u need an extra one you should buy an extra

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Calinwan · September 19, 2026

Praise be!

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Kamikaze Kuban · September 19, 2026

I heard about the Captain in Relic Armor piece and immediately knew that this was probably the right time to sign up here. I’m not disappointed, definitely worth the many more month of the subscription!

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Josh · September 19, 2026

A}

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mecman172 · September 19, 2026

Brother! I backed the campaign before I became a patron, will I still receive the exclusive model of relic captain? Praise be to SPACE KING!

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Squidlysquid0 · September 20, 2026

I'd assume so since they said it's based on them having your email if you used the same email for patreon and kickstarter I'm sure you will

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José Ángel Román Rubio · September 18, 2026

Do I still get the Relic Captain mini if I backed the game before being a subscriber here?

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Nick Smith · September 18, 2026

So after reading this I am understanding we have to make it to 7mil for this campaign to get a new BOSS for the game?! I might have to upgrade my pledge to contribute. Praise be!

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Jacob Dargan · September 18, 2026

Is it going to be a halloween episode?

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Kanzen · September 18, 2026

When does the new tom and don come out

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DoomSlayer187 ! · September 18, 2026

Praise be 🫶 and to TERRY 💪

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Cronozome · September 18, 2026

I feel obligated to mention that I read every post that starts with "brothers!" In the voice of the giant metal high command head. Feels natural for some reason

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One Ack Jack · September 18, 2026

Got my order in the bag, let's stretch those goals out brothers!

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Carmelo Quijano · September 18, 2026

Let's get some... Space King merch!!! 🚀

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Archibald The LvL 10 Wizard · September 18, 2026

I can already tell that Hatemonger scene is gong to be gifed as soon as ep 6 airs.

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Goob · September 18, 2026

Will I get the McDonald’s veteran discount if I walk in wearing the War World medal??

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Cameron · September 18, 2026

PRAISE BE

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Mantis_Man · September 18, 2026

A NEW BOSS?! ++PRAISE BE++ Also I just gotta say, I fucking love Yukon's character box for the board game, those revival pods are awesome!!

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Emerald Duke · September 18, 2026

Hells ya im glad I am a greedy brother

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Frederik Ingemann · September 18, 2026

Keep up the amazing work! PRAISE BE! 🤘

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Slamslime · September 18, 2026

Praise be, brothers!

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moyai enjoyeur · September 18, 2026

Praise be to space king, praise be to you

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William Pankhurst · September 18, 2026

I freakin' love you guys!

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Trotskyboy1879 · September 18, 2026

Praise Be Spcae King

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sMORKasBORG · September 18, 2026

My emails are different between kickstarter and Patreon, do I need to do anything to verify that in order to get relic captain?

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Flashgitz · September 18, 2026

There will be a process to address this closer to the pledge manager launching! What we will do is just have a form after the pledge manager launches, and people will have to put both emails and some sort of identifying data, like their backer number or last name

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Adeptus Custodes · September 18, 2026

Space King Board Game Is Coming Out In 7 Days!!! I CAN'T WAIT ANY LONGER!!!!!!!!!!!!

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CaptMainwaring · September 18, 2026

Uhhhhh. Bad news brother.

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Shubtastic · September 18, 2026

Nice info drop, still I think Bryce open visor would look better with him throwing the lava bomb. And will the relic captain holding the skeleton shield on his left hand or is it going to be on his right in the final model? As for the snippet of episode 6 can't wait to see them fight angels, hope we get demons next.

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Andrew White · September 18, 2026

I like the Beavis reference from the Beavis and Butthead Christmas special where Beavis gets a Scrooge episode where he is the manager of Burger Mart and just goes home and watches Porn and leaves Butthead in charge of McDicker.

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James Harper · September 18, 2026

So which dice do we need and why aren't ya'll offering premium dice?!

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Jak · September 18, 2026

Praise Be! Cannot wait for this game. Any chance we can get a Blapper captain or leader? Preferably the one that gets bitch slapped in various episodes 😅

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Henry Caffiero · September 18, 2026

Trench Crusade fans and GW legal team punching air rn

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Barry Thundercock · September 18, 2026

PRAISE BE TO SPACE KING

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Squire · September 18, 2026

what if our kickstarter email is different from patreon?

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Stealth_Donkey · September 18, 2026

Then you didn't see the many notices that you need them to be the same lol

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Nerdo23 · September 18, 2026

PRAISE BE!!!

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Booger Eater · September 18, 2026

Praise be!!!

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Andrew Perez · September 18, 2026

With thier many eyes......

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Lord Aubell · September 18, 2026

Praise Be!!

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Jason Carter · September 18, 2026

Question about the kick start. If I buy the normal pack base game do I get all the stretch goals or do I gota buy the 600 one??? I may or may not be to poor for that

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Pmt · September 18, 2026

You have to buy at least the one for 300$ or one for more

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Gaberial Lear · September 18, 2026

Me want grande sticker!

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Casey Alain · September 18, 2026

FLASHGITZ FRIDAY ON MY BIRTHDAY?????? IM SO LUCKY

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Andrew Perez · September 18, 2026

Happy birthday brotherin

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CaptMainwaring · September 18, 2026

Where’s our open faced Chestnut damn it?! Praise be.

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Patrick Molloy · September 18, 2026

++PRAISE BE++