Cookies & Blood
One is way better than the other!
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1st mention of "Happy Cry" around the 58min mark. Awwww! Y'all have come so far!
As a British person i spent 20 minutes of this episode internally correcting the word cookies to biscuits every time 🤣
come to utica and get a real half moon cookie from hemstroughts and your mind will be CHANGED
if anyone here is obsessed with both tby & the saw franchise, we should be best friends.
SAW V MENTION 🔥
As an esthetician, I’m so impressed with Frankie knowing what microneedling was! (But it’s collagen not silicone 😂)
Teddy grahams are graham crackers
The last time i gave blood was after i lost 100 lb. Didn’t realize it would effect me that much. I started getting crazy hot and dizzy and the lady came over and she was like uh oh (i was super pale). and she put my legs up and started putting ice packs all over me and then i blacked out.
You CAN NOT live with 5 pints of blood. We have 10.5 pints of blood (5 liters), losing half of your blood you WILL die
At 7:44 I've had to stop- had to go and have a lie down because all of that blood talk made me feel very ill!
the egyptians would put the organs in special jars called canopic jars and would burry them with the body so that they have their organs and can live in the afterlife.
confirming your body CAN make too much blood. I have a family member with polycythemia and their body goes crazy making red blood cells so they have to give blood (that can’t be donated) on a regular basis!
Hey I’m a phlebotomist at a blood bank! Your body can make too much blood, interestingly enough. The red blood cells accumulate to a point that your blood becomes thick in consistency, similar to syrup.
Also them saying “blood makes more blood” as if the heart does absolutely nothing 🤣🤣🤣🤣love them
ooof joe looks smokey as fuck this ep
frank’s belly laugh at 48:30 sent me orbiting
A very common parasite is pregnancy lol
Wait till they find out what a phlebotomy is 😂
Come to Baltimore!!
Timothy McVeigh’s sister was my 8th grade teacher. She changed her last name but the kids still found out who her brother was & would make bomb jokes until she quit
Every time I see anything from or about Becca I’m more and more convinced she’s the funniest person of the group
Not me high as hell while eating cheesy bread from dominos😂
Joe’s dressed like a poetry writing barista named Andrew
There are some states that still have firing squad as an option!
To the blood question: you can in fact have too much and you’ll need what’s called a therapeutic phlebotomy and they just take blood from you 😂
Wanna hear some crazy stuff?! Look up the history of the operating room. Have fun and you’re welcome.
Big fan of Frankie’s nails, but I hate that it’s just one hand😂 time for Joe to have a spa day at the Alvarez residence
I hate clowns & growing up my grandpa was a party clown
Frankie donating blood makes me want to quiver. Joey likes cookies to make him shiver.
doctors do tell you take vitamins lmao, i got prescribed a big dose of vitamin d a couple weeks ago
Does anyone know if they’re still doing the extra episodes when they hit a certain amount of patrons? Like when they would post an exclusive like every 1,000 new patrons
Yo I bet Joey’s dad has mad ear hair
Joey w the black shirt 😮💨😮💨😮💨
Becca, I get it
this is so funny bc pepperidge farms literally makes goldfish
Teddy grahams = bears of bread. Got it.
New Merch!! Frank Alvarez, Suductress of Men!! I want one!
Funny they’re talking about the best cookie in this one. I work at a coffee shop and our thing is our cookies. My boss makes them a staple of the shop. We have signs ALL OVER THE STORE saying we have an article written about our cookies calling them the best cookies in California… I’ve never been able to find the article anywhere 😂😭
i just became a patreon member happy to be here
Why was Frankie’s turtle sound so accurate
Buiscuit as a category would have changed the game for them big time
I know y’all don’t care but there are blood disorders where your body makes too much red blood cells lol
Yeah!!! Isn’t that wild?! Polycythemia Vera!
franks painted nails are so cute!! love how close he is with his daughters <3
On the topic of blood, I want to see your reaction to the horrific Dr.Kim facelifts circulating the internet. It’s laughable, but really sad.
Joe looks good in black 🤪
I have been waiting my whole life for this moment - YA GIRL GOT SALMONELLA CIRCA 2019 and good god it was the closest I have ever been to death - and I have passed kidney stones for 10 whole years and that never came close to the pain and agony from this stupid poopy disease. I got it from a sick horse at work and ended up giving it to my now ex boyfriend LOL - he will never forget me xoxo <3 bloody watery shit non-stop. I would literally start fainting on the toilet lmao
I’m so glad you’re here!!!
The whole time talking about cookies I was waiting for you guys to bring up those exact Keebler elf cookies oh my god
How many Necklaces are you gonna wear? Are you the Italian stallion?
JOE WTF!? you look SO good today omg. it’s the all black and chains. don’t do that to me again, thank you so much.
Boys we haven't had a tier list for a while. Now with all of the cookie talk we need to bring out the tier maker and arguing about the different brands/flavors
Not me listening to The Basement Yard fulfilling cookie orders this entire year (and ongoing)…. 🥰 I feel another tier list coming!! 🤣
Joe your arms look so good in that shirt.
I agree with joe about that jail is still not enough for some criminal people.
My dad is 59. He has gone and donated blood 120 times in his lifetime, totaling 15 GALLONS of blood donated!!🩸🏥
They’re gonna freak out if they ever learn about polycythemia vera and that blood letting is still a treatment option
I live for the no topic no plan casual hang kinda format
I wish I didn’t know that Joey tried to find the video of that poor man…. Wtf! That’s so messed up. I know it’s a comedy podcast but man… that is a human being with a whole entire life and family and friends. People are way too desensitized to violence these days. That whole story was horrific.
Joe is so fucking hot sheesh
XOXO, FBI 🥰😘😜
Everyone’s saying Joey looks handsome (obviously he always does) but Frankie is slaying with those pink nails 💅🏻 we love a girl dad 🥹
The "One of the dumbest things" about polygons absolutely killed me
Joey looks so good in this episode
Waiting for the Basement Yard Experience in Iowa! Cedar Rapids, Iowa please!
until just now, i absolutely believed a cat burglar was someone who stole cats
The randomness of this episode took me on a roller coaster ride! More cookie talk though! My sis and I run a home baking business in NJ and make all sorts of cookies! 🍪🍪
Doctors don’t get paid for prescribing meds, Frankie! At least in family practice, I have experience working there.
Joe looks so hot bye
These off the rails episodes are giving me life 😂😂😂
come to denver plz and thank you.
Come to Toronto!
Okay joeyyyyy
Watch the movie ‘The Game’ - similar to what Frank was saying about paying to be kidnapped. Rich people do weird shit 🤣
One of my favorite movies ever! It's more like people doing weird shit to humble rich people though.
Joey looks so facking handsome ughhh🤪
Micro-needling promotes collagen production and helps improve the appearance and texture of your skin. You’re welcome
Great Episode!!
Joe looking like a whole 10 course meal in this episode 😍
You’ll never be milk 😂😂
“NICHE NICHE NICHE NICHE”
i’m only 5 minutes in but i just cannot get over how good joey looks
Lmaoo listening to medical talk kills me everytime. But is a such thing as too much blood technically it’s called fluid overload and people with heart failure get it.
I think that’s fluid buildup or edema and it’s really prevalent in heart failure. Polycythemia Vera is too much red blood cells. Eek this sounds rude 😭
Joey is so hyper this episode I love it😭
“What are teddy grahams?” GRAHAM CRACKERS
I moved to a state that doesn't have Insomnia cookies and y'all got me craving them and now I'm so sad 😭😭😭
The standing up too fast and almost dropping thing is so real. I have POTS syndrome so even looking up makes me feel like I'm gonna black out, nervous systems are a bitch.
Joes energy in this episode 🔥🔥🔥🔥
We just gonna skip over joeys big gambling lose ????
You guys are so unhinged 🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭
Congrats on top 7, and glad you’re feeling better, Frankie!
Joey looks SO FINE in that shirt wtf 😏💖
The shirt and double gold chain up combo got me too 😂💙
Joe looking so sexy in black. Also Joe you do have a parasite it's called frank. 🥁
insomnia cookies is elite
Loving double necklace Joe 😍
Just got to say but Joe is looking really good 😏😚 really liking this outfit
INSOMNIA COOKIES BRO 🤤
Faaa🎭
16:50 has me dying because why did he say it like that and how did Frankie just go on as if that didn’t just happen 😂
can we get a blood count
Joe, the black shirt 🤤
Now I want cookies
Idk if it’s just me but I feel like they have been even happier/giddy since the shows were announced. They both have been radiating happiness and have been funnier than ever these last few episodes in my opinion. It’s like they’re on a permanent high from all the love and support 🥺♥️
Glad you’re back Frankie but I definitely caught your cold 🤌😓
So we all just sick rn?
Frankie, you are the master baiter
No I kinda agree with Joe like how do we just like put someone who cuts their dad’s head off in prison. Like maybe you should just be done now.😅
Glad to see ICE let Frank go.
Welcome back Frank
Y’all should come to Oregon!!
Teddy Grahms are crookers. In between
and here I am 7 am cackling on my morning walk causing a scene at the gym
Friday🏌️♂️🏌️♂️🏌️♂️
they are the same company the cookies and goldfish lol
Two chain Joe looking like a daddy
First of all our body can make extra blood flow and it’s bad + i love you guys
Yall know nothing about blood this is hilarious 😂😂😂
Yay! Basement Yard day 🥳
Glad to see Frank back!!
I love them but what is this title lmao
Fave time of the week yasssssss
Loving the necklaces today boys
Happy basement yard day