Completely Off The Rails

Pass through… not BEEN there. There’s a recent (2026) argument that needs revisiting 🤣

childhood bed bug survivor here: they are very small, brown and round. if you kill one you’ll see they’re full of the blood they’ve been sucking out of you at night. they build nests in the crevices of your furniture and i still have scars from the bites. throughly inspect used-furniture and clean regularly folks <3

it’s crazy to hear them talk about how they’ve never been to d.c. as of july 2024 after their live show there

dear god frankie i'm an esthetician please don't wash your face with shampoo 😭😭😭

“ u can make a gay army”😭😭😭

Corn is digested but your body pulls nutrients out and gets rid of non nutrients which is the corn casings

I been told I have beautiful skin and I’m Mexican 100% and it’s hilarious 😂

best intro by Franky ever lmfaooo I laughed so hard

Me googling coxackie: “oooohhhhh, hand foot and mouth” also; I’m an RN 😅

all this talk about pets eating you if you die. dude. DUH. yknow what, have at it. be my guest. im not there to give them their food. what do you want them to die with you? lmfao tf bone apple tea babies.

licensed esthetician here! i’m with joe — get yourself a facial 💕

Outdoorboyz is amazing

I didn't know what to expect from the title but it exceeded my expectations

Me, in WV: I CANT ESCAPE THIS SONG ANYWHERE!

Fun fact: they used to link small penises with being intelligent back in those days. Hence why most naked statues have small penises. They would actually prefer the statue to have a smaller penis than in reality

I’m from Ky, this doesn’t surprise me. Who care though! Be who you wanna be!

from south dakota, mount rushmore is not worth the trip

them mentioning the outdoor boys was not something i was expecting this episode 😭 the crossover i never knew i needed

It says content not available 😭😭

I’m from KY, when I tell you my jaw dropped at that statistic lol

Kelly who?!?! 💀💀💀

Good dads let their daughters put makeup on them change my mind

BOUGHTEN IS A WORD. ITS IN THE OXFORD DICTIONARY. TELL HIM JOEEEE

That tiktok guy is Luke from the outdoorboyz youtube channel! Also found him on tiktok too but the youtube videos are great!

Completely off the rails as still we're waiting for 2024 Poetry slam

will the boys be posting a video of their tour on youtube or patreon?

This was honestly one of the best episodes in a while ♡

Hi my name is Dakota😋 Glad it’s a cool name❤️ but I’m also from West Virginia sooooo….😂

This was unhinged. I loved it.

SHAMPOO TO WASH YOUR FACE IS CRAZY 😭😭😭

This is the best episode in a long time 😂 had me belly laughing the whole time

Idk how to shave balls and I really wanna know who is right

What’s wild is that the Statue of David is the most anatomically correct statue ever to be made 👀😆

Long time listener and this has been my fav episode in a LONG time

jeebus. for such a billionaire, you'd think joe would have a waterproof buzzer. COME TO CALIFORNIA!!!

Bring your tour to DC!

I instantly thought about the froot loops guys arguing about the flavor

Y’all have GOT to come to New Orleans on tour!!! PLEAASSEEEEE

Hi guys, just joined your patron after binging the videos from your YouTube channel. Y'all keep me in tears from laughing so hard. So excited to watch the exclusive videos on here! Keep up the great work 🥰

As someone from DC, yall HAVE to come to DC now that we know you've never been here before!!!! PLEASE bring the tour to DC!!

bo burnham, amy poehler, conan, steve carrell, massachusetts has heavy hitters in comedy guys cmon

wait till they see the bass pro in memphis………

Ok. I don’t know much, but even I know what the Kelly Bluebook meant

Joey, I think what you're going for is your grandma was "THAT bitch" as in she was, like, THAT girl. An icon. The one. hahaha

Frank is very good.

i’ve never been more upset to have left my hometown (medford) than when they announced this tour 😭

It definitely started here.

I need someone to do a compilation of Joe and Frank singing and then turn it into a dance track and play it at the clubs. I’m ready for it.

The part about the animals eating people… (I’m still watching so unaware of what’s to come in the video) but, yes, dogs will eat someone after they pass. My coworkers mom passed away and her dog started chewing and eating her face.

YAAA MASSACHUSETTS IS THE FUNNIEST!!! maybe frank will now stop hating on us haha

Trust me, if you went to eat Louisiana food anywhere but Louisiana, it wasn’t right😂

I grew up like 20 minutes from devils tower so to hear Joe say it was in North Dakota got me 😂 also….. you can pay to climb it the youngest person to climb it is a 6 year old girl

👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 for Frank and his new car 😂

I love these boys so much lmfao

Episodes like this are my favorite! I’m here for the chaos! This is just an evening with my friends and some drinks, same level of wtf 🤣

This was … a lot

Honestly kinda surprised I guessed that my state is the gayest…go off I guess!

I love this podcast so much. been a pleasure being next to you guys during your growth, best podcast hands down. 🖤

The chaos of this episode is exactly how chats with your best friends go.. 🤣.. I love it. Happy Friday!

I love joe, I really do. But there was not ONE sentence he spoke this episode that I could remotely agree with🤦🏻‍♀️ the flu got to his brain 😂

Me laughing from New Mexico. 😂

yall i felt the same way about dc then i went for my bday 2 months ago and it’s easily my favorite city but im also a museum nerd

we need new mexico is hilarious merch

Just here yelling “WENT TO THE MARKET” when they couldn’t figure out what the first little piggy said

I’m with Joe on the dogs not eating you personally! I worked for a dog rescue and we took in a dog whose owner committed suicide and he was in the house with her body for 3 days before she was found, when the police came in he was just laying with her

somehow I was able to guess that Massachusetts was the funniest state so now I’m gonna go buy a lotto ticket cause wtf

This has to be my favorite episode ever. Completely unhinged 😂

I watched this while my car was getting an oil change and I couldn’t stop laughing. I think the people next to me thought I was crazy

The way Frank said caughten and still berated Joe for saying boughten

Ferrari Frank

I believe they came out and said that the LGBT numbers/research for Kentucky were actually incorrect, btw lol.

Just for the record I listened to this while IN the shower shaving my balls

Good morning from cali!! Happy Friday you goons! Lol. Thank you for always making me laugh and smile! ❤️

the constant assault upon North Dakota 🥲

North Dakota and South Dakota were supposed to be one state but they hated each other too much to make that happen. Since they were incorporated on the same day, the government put them in alphabetical order (ND - 39, SD - 40) because they were worried about the problems it would create if they did it any other way. Being ND born & raised, hell would literally have to freeze over 1,000,000 times to get those two states to become one.

The fun conversations always happen when it’s off the rails!

Every time I call my dad he always accuses me of hiding something from him bc he “Can feel it” 😂 im like chill psycho I just wanna say hi lol

From the good ole yeeyee Nashville as y’all would say. Hoping there will be some shows closer to me

When I was a kid, one of my neighbors lived alone with four yorkies. She died and her body wasn’t discovered for a week. The yorkies had eaten a good percentage of her flesh when she was found. When I tell you that the kids in my neighborhood were SHOOK. Then all the yorkies had to be put down, because once an animal has tasted human flesh, they’re commonly euthanized… trust me, Joe, it happens😅

i’m a 23 y/o female and i feel like i know more things than joey 😭

sometimes i wonder how joey has made it this far in life

“it gums up your works, so to say” lmfaoooooooo

“When you grow up” lmfao as they’re 31

We call it hands foot and mouth disease, I had that, sores all over my hands, soles of my feet and canker sores in my mouth

How stupid are you?? Oh how I wish I could tell ppl that. 😂

Adding on to the randomness of this episode, had a random thought of Joey and Frankie being cast in the real like Mario and Luigi film 😂 the unhinged energy is spreading like joes cocky sucky

Okay the lice thing idk if it’s a state thing but my moms generation all the way to mine we were taught wash your hair everyday to prevent lice because they like dirty hair as someone that’s never had lice I’m going to say it worked cause the kids I knew who didn’t wash everyday got lice

Frankie is such an extrovert performer its crazy, bro lives his life on stage we cannot see

I want to be known as a tough bitch (sorry Frank). The chaos of this episode made my Friday. Enjoy your weekend everyone!

Are y’all every doing the patreon goals again 🥲🥲🥲

Yes, StumbleUpon!! It was the best! The app Mix is very similar!!!!

Hi Joe! It’s me the one who works in the skincare industry 🫣 honestly just a basic face wash, moisturizer, and sunscreen and you’re going to be in a great spot! I recommend the Tatcha moisturizers (the water cream if you have oily skin or the dewy cream if you have dry skin)

Hoping y’all come to Arizona if you add more live shows 😭🙏

I’m an aesthetician.. frank please stop using shampoo on your face😭 I’ll get you both a routine lmao

Wtf is cocky sucky??? Never heard of it before

Frank saying he’s not gonna pee in the car is like early 2000 moms saying they’re not going to smoke in the brand new car…. It happens eventually.

Okay so swallowing goldfish. A common fundraiser at stag and doe’s in my area is asking people to buy goldfish insurance. At the start of the night everyone is offered goldfish insurance. Either you buy it and you’re good or you don’t and your name in entered into a draw. At midnight whoever’s name is drawn has to swallow a goldfish.

“Part of my balls were bleeding all over my balls” - Joe 2024

hi from wyoming ! there’s the devils canyon as well as the devils tower😵‍💫😂

I think I’d have to side with Joey on this one. I’d like to be remembered as a tough bitch by my future grandkids 🤣

I'm sorry what disease? Cock sucky?

This might be Joes most intelligent episode yet

I have an extra ticket to the show in NJ third row!

out clubing but i’ll say good ep regardless !

farrrrr too crossfaded to be dealing with you two right now. come on guys give me a fighting chance

Yessss

Happy basement yard dayyy

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