#430 - Merry Christmas From The Basement Boys

Proper espresso martinis come with chocolate liqueur

I decided to look up older videos, and Frankie got that Spanish Elvis going on lol

frankie is so fine

Sometimes I get a tickle watching Frankie’s hair dingle thing, jangle around when he gets flustered.

All I wanted for christmas was thee 2024 Santagato Slam Poetry but yet no progress. Keep it up boys. these poems better be good. 8)

They already have a bar/rage room in NYC. They have breakable shot glasses so you take a shot and then slam it.

I need to see the tea pets !

“That got my spit thick” 🫠

If they’re using more than one finger to express poor Charlie’s glands you need to find a new place..I’m watching this while eating my lunch at my vet job 😂😂😂

NOW I NEED A TEA PET

frank why tf u snap like that

The nacho cheese tini might be the best idea Frankie

I’m alone for Christmas (thanks Covid) and this video is the only thing I’ve been looking forward to today. You guys definitely deserve taking the holiday off but I appreciate that you didn’t haha

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When I said basic before he did … 😝joes drink is so Karen

Ain’t no way they brought up Mikayla LMFAO! That clip was taken out of context- but funny how we all see the same shit

your shirts are perfect, I love them :')

Frankie feeding his pets now

Speaking of juice 🧃

Rewatching for white-noise and “Cut his ass off, then!” is SENDINGGGGG MEEEEE 😂😂😂😂☠️☠️☠️☠️

A DOCTOR’S OFFICE?!??!

Frankie’s little hair bouncing is KILLING ME

Omg can y’all put “baseminiyarrr” on a t shirt

frank's gag is taking me OUT

i’m so glad you mentioned the edible cup from Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory. I seriously think about that all the time. It looked so damn good 😂

not frankie saying kwanza too and then gaslighting joe into thinking he messed up 😂

Joe went to Portugal and didn’t try our chocolate shot cups that are made for “ginja” liqueur? You shot it, you eat it 😂 literally the best!

I’m like 90% sure the place I work sells the same caffeine products as Panera 😅

cardiac being arrested from the authorities was too overlooked, i'm gonna be thinking about that for the rest of the day

Love the shirts

Speaking of juice...,., that is craaaaaaazy Joey 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Is that a lot of caffeine? In my peak gym rat phase, I would drink between 1 to 3 12 oz energy drinks w/ 200 mg a day...

Those are some nice shirts gentlemen share the details

“You can’t BE MAD at a bread bowl” was soooo Chandler Bing of you, Frank

Merry Christmas boys

How many patrons to get a wildlife expert on the show to tell Frankie he can't choke a giraffe

As some who works as a dog groomer in the UK, we say it’s a job for the vets now as it’s technically an internal procedure! Also, you dog should “express” their glands naturally when they poop so you gotten harden up your dogs shits my guy 😂😂😂 Also, once you start getting it done often, you continually have to do it so save yourself the money and don’t start! Just in case anyone else has a dog lol

I hate that each week I learn how much more like Frankie I am. This week it’s the blowing between the teeth thing.

The way Joe was mimicking Frank eat the Jell-O shot made me spit out my water from laughing so hard! I’m sure some came out my nose 😂😂😂

will there still be episodes next week? :o

I have the sip club thing with bread co 🤦🏼‍♀️I feel called out lol before they had them behind the counter bc of that shit I would mix the mango one with unsweetened tea to dilute the sugar some but now I can’t lol

“Tea, pet?” Is what someone from northern England would say to offer you tea

“I get why people have sex with donuts” 😂😂😂😂😂😂 I can’t

The apple pie toast crunch is fire and I will not be told otherwise

yall the caffeine lemonade is fire, but i get one and water it down throughout the week 😅 off the walls after drinking it for the first time 🤪🤪

Joe’s second round of sponsors and says “what was i saying” after looking at the camera for a hot second- literally feel that on a spiritual level 😂😂

I’m someone with heart issues, and I would drink the lemonade regularly. Only way I could manage my ADHD/narcolepsy before I got medicated. Somehow I didn’t die though so yay

i’m fucking gagging about you guys talking about the dog

I’m a dog groomer and you completely over paid for the anal gland expression. Find a different groomer lol

As an owner of a dog grooming salon…this is hilarious! Merry Christmas 🎄

Stoppp. Had to assist my mom in releasing my dogs anal glands the other day. Absolutely disgusting and smells horrid 🥲

Was this video supposed to go out on christmas?

Every time I have to interact with a postal worker I have a bad experience!! They’re so rude and so mad for no reason!

Also I drink an energy drink most days that has 300 mg of caffeine and sometimes it barely works so 😅😂

You need to try the Mexican candy jello shot. It's super tasty.

Tbh. Fast forwarded as soon as frankly went on about how he makes his tea…..love yah Frankie. Hate tea.

I worked at a groomers.. yes it is like popping a pimple. They aren’t putting fingers up the dogs ass Frankie!!!! It’s not that dramatic 😂

The Mikayla call out I’m dead ☠️ hahahaha

the rage room bar idea reminded me of this bar i went to right by MSG in nyc that lets you break your glass in a room after you finish you drink 😂

Lmao “OHHH SHE’S IN THERE!!”😂

when Frankie starts talking about how he makes tea and then Joey instantly realizes hes made a mistake. Also, when he asks Frank what he does with the first round of tea.. I was waiting for him to lose it about the tea pet, I was not disappointed. XD

Well I mean this was the worst opener for my lunch😂 poor Charlie!

Mistletoe is a parasitic plant! I was hoping they’d look it up because it’s hilarious as a romantic symbol 😂

Proof that Frankie as NO CLUE about the animals he's always talking about, lol

dentists and hygienists have their hands insured! cause if something’s happens to their hands they cannot perform their job!

Feds is the best time ever! Love knowing CEO Joe has gone

The smell of dog anal gland juice is just one of those “IYKYK” things. 😷

I love the tea pets! They definitely need to be named. Frank, you’re pouring your hot bad tea on them but don’t name them?! Where’s the honor in that?!

them saying "the little tour" reminded me of its always sunny when they say "oh you got addicted to crack" 😂😂

I’m so excited to see you guys in Boston! ♥️💚 merry Christmas boys!

I'm a concierge and we definitely want cash but it sounds like i have more duties than yours

the instant regret when frank talked about his tea 😂😂😂

the first time and only time i had a charged lemonade it literally felt like my heart was going to explode out of my chest. i stg you could see my heart trying to escape

Not all us vet techs expressing how happy we are Joey has felt our pain 😂😂😂

As a vet tech that’s trained in grooming as well….this episode hurts hahaha. Also, humans do have anal glands too🤣

I'm a licensed veterinary technician and I was rolling the whole anal gland talk. $27 is wild! Joey I'll do it for free for Charlie. Only Vets, and licensed/certified/registered veterinary technicians can express internally. Groomers do externally, it's illegal for them to do it internally. Anal glands contains fuild that is like their social security number. They express them when they 💩.

frank you should legit start your own tea line that’d be sick

vet tech, prevet student! groomers only express glands from the outside - vets will do it from inside and get allllll the gunk out.

Lol they have a bar in nyc that you can smash your glass after you drink, it’s called break bar

Just so Frankie knows, most dogs don’t need their anal glands expressed. I’ve had several dogs in my life and none of them needed it. But it’s one of those things that once you start, you’ll have to keep having it done throughout the dog’s life. Also I can’t believe Charlie is 7!

did not expect to hear about beavo from you guys lmao

Please please come to Denver!!!

Merry Christmas everyone! 🎄🎄🥳🫶

As a vet tech - there is nothing worse smelling that leaking anal glands 🤢

It’s okay Frank I’ve heard of the tea pets😭

Totaled my car last night, so this video and laughs is muuuuch needed 🙌🏼🙌🏼 merry Christmas yall! 🫶🏼

im obsessed with those shirts yall have

i cannot believe how long they spend on the anal gland conversation... wild cuz i cleaned my male guinea pig's a week ago 😂 idk about dogs but for guinea pigs, it's used for scent marking and can get pretty gnarly if unattended to! at least there are dog groomers who can take care of it LOL

There are many women who do drag and aren’t drag kings (myself included)! The winner of Drag Race germany was also a female drag queen 😌

of course Joe would remember Pot of Greed...

Merry Christmas!

Merry Christmas!! Thank you for the "tea pets" laugh. LOL!

merry christmas 🫶🏻

Can we get a vid where you guys play yugioh together?

The anal gland story actually made me dry heave

On my way to kiss Joey under the Mistletoe, Merry Christmas 🎄

Yo, I can't finish my breakfast now...thanks Joe.

This exact thing happened to my husband and I with our dog this weekend??

I was so excited to hear about Frank leaving out snacks and giving a gift to the mailman since I am a mail carrier and then he said mail people are not nice 😂😂

Frank is going Elvis vibes today 🤣

I love my little pill holder with the days 🤣🤣

An anal-gland expressing tutorial for Christmas. Exactly what I wantedddddd 🎅🏽

Frankie it wasn’t Girl Magician, it was Dark Magician Girl!

Dog groomer here and we express gland externally😂😂 no pimping here 🤣 it's gross as it is, Merry Christmas 🎄

That Boston makeup influencer seeming a lot like mikayla 😳

merry christmas basement boys 🤠

10 seconds in and those shirts are sick.

Merry Christmas yall!

My morning has started off ROUGH so I damn near forgot I had the boys to look forward to today!! Yay to this notification

Merry Christmas ♥️♥️

Chirstmas... haha

Controversial but dog sucking needs no season it’s good all year round

Merry Christmas!