Black Friday (And Blacked Out)
Hope everyone had a great Thanksgiving!
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so the dress code WAS needed
“the thing oozes” I don’t even know what to say other than real.
so joey is the reason we got dress codes in schools🤣
frankie’s got an acidic ass apparently
Joeys the reason girls can’t wear shirts that show their shoulders in school🤣🤣🤣
frankie gaslighting joe that he doesn’t know what mums are after joe literally went “like chrysanthemums?” is hilarious
"vintage tinsel" just fucking kills me
so these guys are the reason why we couldn’t show our shoulders in school 😭🤣
That’s exactly what I was about to comment lol I had the cold shoulder tops with those sleeves and got dress coded and I was like you’re distracted by a 13 year olds shoulders? Seek help
“Do you even Christmas my G?!?”
Sometimes it doesn’t sit right with me with how much money Joey makes yet doesn’t know shit lol! All jokes…kind of.
booo
Frankie is always so unhinged in their drinking episode 😂💀
Y’all I think they’re making a calendar get ready
Between them saying that something's brewing last week and saying something's fat on their social media this week, something tells me that Big Fat Problem Brewing is on its way. I hope anyway
Any time Frank says a memory from his past he’s like “I was like maybe 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, or 20 years old, somewhere in there”
Yup! 😂
I agree with Joe about Santa Clause being top 10, but have you guys seen the Christmas Chronicles? Pretty iconic.
The Commons on Black Friday while on crutches?? Crazy behavior!
i feel like joey would be great in one of those hallmark romcom christmas movies.. he just gives sweater weather cuddly guy
Woooooah there bud, I’ve watched A LOT of episodes, always laughed, but my DALLAS COWBOYS THEMED TREE IS STAYING UP!!! lmao
I love that you guys made 2 episodes.. I’m guessing you left out the Santa spoiler in the other one.. but I feel like you left Frankie’s bleach bum’a’hole in there 😂😂😂
I’m 23 years old and my dad still swears to this day that Santa is real. I appreciate his effort to keep the Christmas spirit alive, but Santa and my dad share the same handwriting so I made the connection a long time ago
My dad looks like Santa lmfao
I found out Santa wasn't real because I pulled his beard off...
This made me laugh soo hard lol
Can’t believe you knew Stavros
im pretty sure the stavros they are talking about is not the comedian. he was born and raised in baltimore not new york. hes also 3 years older than joe and frankie.
Is anyone else's very glitchy mine isn't
I know I don't pay $10/mo for Frankie to be okay getting a full Brazilian wax on camera, but shy about showing a little nip🤦♀️🤣
That was the safest way Frank could ever say that he gets his butthole bleached. Nice.
Frankie has NO room to call Joe pretentious. VINTAGE TINSEL??? My guy. No.
I wish I had Frank’s tolerance here. The money I’d save…
Santa tip!! I always told my son Santa gets little gifts but big expensive ones come from family, so it’s fair for all kids because some don’t get big expensive gifts!
joe is crazy good looking
Why can’t I send this to YouTube and stream it to my TV?
I believe it’s because they made 2 versions, so this one won’t go on YouTube :)
“Let’s get Garbage?” 😭😭
The LOTR video game slapped so hard omg I miss it
LEARN A BOOK
When Joe said $800 wasn’t expensive for a TV 🤯😂
I was watching this as I was pumping, and it just so happened to be when Frankie whipped out his nipples. Joe coaching him on made it feel like he was coaching me on as well 🤣
The fact that the Polar Express didn’t come up is a war crime
Stavros the now comedian?
Right??
nah nah nah. themed trees are the shit
post #2 of commenting this on patreon: PATREON EXCLUSIVE IDEA: CREATE A BASEMENT YARD/ SANTAGATO STUDIOS P.O. BOX AND LET US PATREONS SEND YOU GUYS CHRISTMAS PRESENTS AND YOU GUYS OPEN THEM FOR A PATREON EXCLUSIVE VIDEO
Joe talking about how sexy women’s shoulders are has just validated every school dress code we’ve been fighting for years that says tank tops are inappropriate because a girl showing her shoulders will “distract boys” 💀
that’s what i thought too😭
“Why is this free 400$ does it suck you off” 😅😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
And frank didn’t even flinch at that. Y’all are great! 😂😂 I have an hour drive to and from work and I’m currently re watching all of y’all’s episodes
“Bras were nipples” wtf is this show 😂😂😂
“do you even christmas my g?” 😂
Caught me so off guard 😂
my uncle is currently in jail for shining laser pointers at planes
in this house the tree goes up as the halloween decor comes down
Not Frankie licking the table😂😂😂
Spirited is literally one of the best Christmas movies I've seen in years
You guys putting an age block on this episode because you talk about Santa is so wholesome 🥹
Joey literally said chrysanthemums, and Frankie said no 🤔
My tree is white ….
Billionaire Joe got his watch on.
Frank shut you pig mouth about the Santa Clause movies you
This episode put a smile on my face. Have a great weekend!
The urgency in franks voice about the cup under the 🍾 and Joe not caring AT all 😂😂😂😂😂
We’re gonna see something “fat”????? well I know it’s not either of your butts….
I’m curious if the secret spoiled for children is why it’s age restricted…. like, guys, you have episodes about the Kama Sutra, but s***a is where we draw the line? 🤣🤣
Currently watching this from ozone park 😭
The Santa Clause is a great movie, and the second one is pretty good too
Frankie looks good af omg
We love an educated Joe w the Cobalt!!!
you guys should have patreon members send in their Christmas trees and rate them!!
Has Frankie forgot he is on camera saying he’s pissed alittle in his bed multiple times???? Also Frankie your haircut is 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵
ah yes, famous actress Rose Dawson
so did we all get a lava lamp as a gift in 2016? 😂
i’m dying laughing about the bleached underwear bc every woman deals with this 🤣🤣
What is it???? I’ve never had this happen and I’m the same age as F&J.
Idk if it was just me, but Frankie was so horny this Ep lol
You guys didn’t say Christmas Vacation!!!!!!!! 😑
The 'mums' flower part had me in tears lol! Also, excuse me while I go drink coffee from my christmas themed skeleton mug in front of my black christmas tree that fits my apartment aesthetic. It's not just a phase, Mom!
Omg I just know your apartment is beautiful 😍😍😍
The amount of subtle Billy Madison lines Joe throws out. "Kid can't even read" I've heard a few times and "That's assault brotha" in this one. I appreciate them.
Elf, Home Alone 2, The Santa Clause, Bad Santa, Jim Carey’s The Grinch, National Lampoons Christmas Vacation, A Christmas Story - best Christmas movies ever.
It’s def Destiny’s Child🤣🤣
OMG JOE DONT SAY OOZES EVER AGAIN
Excuse me while I enjoy my slim white themed Christmas tree 🤣🤣
“DAD” “POOP”
The whole “when to decorate” debate is why Canada is superior. Thanksgiving first (major fall vibes) then Halloween, after we celebrate the veterans THEN BOOM Christmas for almost all of November and December
Wait in Canada you celebrate thanksgiving before Halloween? I know I could easily google this but I’m too lazy 😂 I always assumed thanksgiving was specifically a US holiday but I guess it makes sense that other countries would have their own versions of it
I feel like the lot of the stories they repeat all the time I know better than they do😂
I was watching a video where Joe talked about the "only" time he was in a gay bar cause his friend was supplying it or something and in my head I was like "but didn't you and Frankie go to a few on the gay bachelor party?" ... and then I felt sad for myself hahaha
Basement yard album tshirts!
A lot of women don’t even wear underwear 😂
Woman here; this is a fact lol 😂
"butts be buttin" 🤣🤣
Frankie you’ve said in an old video how you always have a little pee come out when you wake up because it’s fully engorged. Don’t gaslight Joey as you always do
https://youtu.be/M0PYjOVCiuw For people who want to watch it on youtube, here's the link
What it they go official on Spotify?!
When are the milestone episodes 😩 last one was in June…
“If you have a themed Christmas tree, put a gun in your mouth” 💀💀💀💀 I feel personally victimized 🤣
Please put these episodes back on YouTube
Are the videos going to be on YT again?? I just want to watch it on my tv instead of phone
Screen mirror it. That’s what I do
Hopefully they fix the issue with not being able to watch on YouTube! And when I tried to rotate the video to make it full screen, it went black and audio only. 😭
I accidentally told my 8yr old that the tooth fairy isn't real two days ago and he's still upset about it. I feel like I ruined his innocence!!
I can’t remember how old I was but I found out the tooth fairy wasn’t real because I found a JAR OF MY OWN TEETH in my parents bathroom closet and I was MORTIFIED 💀 like of course I was bummed to find out the tooth fairy was fake but to find out my parents had been keeping a creepy little jar of my teeth for years was traumatizing 😂
Why can’t we watch this through YouTube?
Because it’s a Patreon exclusive. That’s why we pay for Patreon
As one of your Canadian listeners I laughed waaaayyy to hard at the trees will be smoked out. 🤣🤣
MUMS MUMS MUMS
hopefully the got a big partnership! and Frankie is now full time
I think Frankie has been full time since April or so
Wish this was still on YouTube so I can stream it on my TV. 😔 This is a big L.
SAMEEE
this is really just FRANKIE BEING A DRUNK MESS FOR 1:06:55
🤣
I wanna stream to my TV 😫😫
Frank and Joe are the reason we had dress codes in school, so concerned about the shoulders
During that conversation I was like SHUT UP they’re writing new dress codes as we speak
I wonder if it's not on YouTube because they've been bought out by a network?? 👀👀👀 They've been teasing big news so 👀👀👀
I found out about Santa from my now ex-best friends mother…. i was 8. The friend is like 3 years older than me and we were arguing about whether santa was real or not, and she went in and got her mother to come out and prove me wrong 😑 i went home and told my mam and she was outside their house in 30 seconds flat calling the mother out for a fight 😭😂
Frankie looks SO good omg
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Speculation time! they got bought by Amazon? Or they are on some network. Or live shows?!??!?? Please live shows?
I hope live shows !
nowwwwww I understand why girls have just strict dress code and why teachers freaked when they were showing ._.
Literally I was thinking this
Frankie your ph is off if you're bleaching your underwear. Female discharge bleaches underwear because of ph
Wouldn’t be an episode of the Basement Yard if I didn’t yell at Frank through my phone at some point.
TRICKLE DICK LMFAO 😂😂😂😂 Frankie is the mf best.
as a girl, i can confirm… ours are a mess at the end of the day. ours are bleached
Not able to play on YouTube for some reason
It’s not allowing you to open the video in YouTube
Great energy boost lol
Every Monday & Friday when I get the notification for a new episode, I do this weird shriek of excitement and I can’t help it 😂🤦🏻♀️ I’ve gotten the weirdest looks BUT THEY DONT UNDERSTAND. 😂👏👏
No YouTube??
Members only
Happy thanksgiving!
Happy Thanksgiving food coma day lol