The Worst First Date Locations

BONE SAW🐟

My first date with my current bf was Olive Garden and we ordered the exact same things without knowing what the other was going to order and thats our go to spot now🥰

Just watching this episode for the first time and im dying laughing! its soooo good

Sausage in egg is delicious… Joe is super white and it shows

The amount of times Joe said “Bone Saw… Bone Fish??” 😂

(Daytona local here) At that specific Golden Corral someone who worked there took a video of all of their uncooked meat just sitting outside next to the dumpster in the sun and said something like “This isn’t the first time I’ve seen them do this, don’t eat here”. Fun fact; We no longer have a Golden Corral.

I will not accept this huevo con salchicha slander Joe

Franks 3 year anniversary dinner is cute. It’s always about the simple things in life. You celebrate each other every day. And that list is good but also trash. Where you supposed to go 😂😂 it needs a don’t do and a do list please.

Joe, venture out of your billionaire restaurants and go on a dining adventure with Frank

My husband asked me to go to Mini Golf 🥰 we roasted this old dude who was going WAY too hard in the paint with his grandson and was dunkin’ on the poor kid. We laughed our asses off and it was such a low pressure, wholesome environment. It was perfect 🥰 #10yearslater

hahah i can picture frankie running with the Monkey Idol from legends of the hidden temple and just screaming as he held it in the air. lmaoo

@peyton his kinda right.. I loved the triple dipper but I saw larva in the blue cheese once and it ruined it for me and I don’t even eat blue cheese.

Listen.. Applebees is a no. But CHILIS! one of my favorite date night places just because they have cheap options that aren’t dog shit 😂

Hot dogs and eggs is a latino breakfast delicacy, how dare you joe

“Your not in Italy” 😂. I love you both Joey a little more. 😉

me from buffalo, where we have hot dog restaurants...

"Name ONE big gelato chain" "hmphhh"

If Joe said bone saw one more time I was gonna piss my pants

I’m so late to listening to this but omg I’d never heard of bone fish til this podcast and I’ve never seen one before and today I passed one in Virginia Beach and busted out laughing and now people are looking at me like I’m crazy 😂😂

We need an episode of joey trying the chain restaurants!! PLEASE!! Texas Roadhouse for sure !!

Listen, gelato is delicious on a first date, second date, or at your wedding. Just say yes.

Just big billionaire joe not knowing any lower class restaurants lmfao

hot take, but most buffets are fucking disgusting

The fucking bonefish section killed me 😂 haven’t laughed that hard in a long time hahaha

Y’all should do an episode of Joe trying some of the chain restaurants he’s never had before

Omfgggg “it was dog shit” “What i never knew that” This episode is amazing 😂😂

Justice for the cupcake pancakes at ihop

Me watching this & the restaurant I work at sells MAINLY hot dogs 🫠

Did anyone else think Joeys laugh at 51:32 sounded like the noise in Super Mario when you die 🤣😂

I need that jacket joe is wearing

I’m so glad I’m not the only one embarrassed to stand in a buffet line.

If these are off limits where are we supposed to go for a date 😂 what’s left?

I genuinely need Joe to drop what he eats in a week because every time he says he has never had something or dislikes something I go insane. What DO you eat 😭😭

big ice cream 🍦

when you live in suburbia and all you have are these chain restaurants 🤠👍🏻

Ahhh my Sean John zip up. Loved that sweater.

not me, living in Arkansas, and having gone to multiple of these places for my BIRTHDAYS ☠️ (especially olive garden & golden corral)

Joe saying places are trash when he’s never been is so Joe.

Texas Roadhouse! Yum! Joe get on the Texas Roadhouse train & find one asap 😆

the employees at olive garden hate each other like family too

just wait until joe finds out applebees mozz sticks are top tier

whys joe dressed like charlie kelly from sunny

Can confirm, gelato on the first date is the move! Frank, you gotta sit down on this one

Beach and McD's sounds amazing especially if you have kids and can finally be alone.

Preston and Steve just talked about this too lol

I will forever now call bonefish bonesaw

My first date with my now wife was at an Olive Garden about 8 years ago

First of all, going on a date with someone you don't know is such a weird concept. Secondly, what kind of awful buffets do you have over there? I LOVE buffets. A big brunch buffet is the best thing on earth. And the entire point of a buffet is that you put the food on your plate? You're describing lunch serving in prison lol.

I’m sitting here listening to them list all the places in my city and also a bunch of places I had great memories of as a child. Now that I’m a grown adult, maybe not the classiest places but they get the job done. Might ask my boyfriend to go to Olive Garden tbh. Their salad is fire and I love their breadsticks cause I’m - guess what? White trash.

I wore a shirt that said Murder By Death (a band) on it for a school picture. Mom was not happy.

with the right person, mac n cheese on the couch can be the most romantic/intimate date you've ever been on. Chemistry, not price tags

I want that OG endless breadsticks and salad tho

I will always stand by Applebees and chilis!!! the Texas cheese fries, chicken wings or just an absolutely filthy burger will always hit from there

I’ve never been to The Brick Bone Fish Grill but I’ve been told multiple times from people that it’s absolutely garbage 😂😂😂

Joseph I do not accept the Texas Roadhouse slander.

Bojangles biscuits slap sooooo much harder nowhere else compares

I was internally screaming every time Joe said “bone saw”

I NEED to see Joe react to eating ✨huevos con weenies✨

Cannot accept the Cheesecake Factory slander. If not fancy, why can I see the chefs in the kitchen wearing their special white chef costumes and tall hat ??? 🤨🤨

I Went to Longhorns for the First Time a Couple Months Ago and it Was Absolutely 🔥

There’s Going to be a Texas Roadhouse is Opening in Toms River 👀

"just an elbow, don't need it" as someone with elbow/nerve issues, couldn't agree more

Some dude took me to Applebees for a first date 😅 he opened the door for me so 🤷🏻‍♀️ then another one took me to a museum and butterfly exhibit which I loved. Also, included a picnic at the park. I love those types of dates. Definitely allows for conversation to happen. I always have loved getting to know people and hearing stories from their lives.

One of my college roommates got engaged at an Olive Garden😂😂 She was from PA

My friend just went on a first date and the guy took her to church 😂

I need a 2024 slam poetry pleaseeeeee

I’ve never felt like a bigger piece of the shit than I did after hearing Joe make fun of bonefish grill and thinking that was a nice restaurant. Also Golden Corral is disgusto barfo and Frank deserves federal prison for ever claiming otherwise.

Can someone tell me what a pretzel bite is 🤣

Also I’m not even half way thru and frank has already talked about two things he’s talked about before lolol we paying for NEW shit frank 😂😂 love ya still

A new episode on my birthday ayeeeoo❤️🙌🏻

If a man ever asks me to go to the gym on a first date im going automatically assume that he thinks I’m fat 😹

suggested going to chilis for a first date. He got food poisoning, I didn’t. Did not get a second date though 😬😅

"learn a book"

Hens don’t make gelato 🤣🤣🤣

I live in NH and had someone come in to my job and tell me they’re from mystic CT and all I could think was “fuck Copenhagen go to mystic Connecticut” while holding back my laughter

i feel like the way joe is picturing bonefish is not at all how it actually is 💀 it’s not that bad lmao

My dad used to work at a clothing store that used to sell all of these iconic brands, back in his 20s. So when I was younger I used to wear a shit ton of kids apparel from South Pole, Baby Phat, Clench, etc.. and I swear we were such a ballin looking family 😭😭 I miss those brands man fr

Cant get behind frankie this time w the gelato😂😂

Love the subtle Who’s Line reference from Frank 👌🏻

was having a horrible day and realized it was friday. thanks for the laughs babes, needed that <3

this episode made me feel very poor lmao some of these places in my town ARE the fancy places

I will not know peace until I find out what this dollaritas thing Joe heard about was

Halloween version of Home Alone sounds amazing

Take me on an ice cream date or gelato date.. ya girl isn’t picky 😂

There are so many good one liners in this ep 🤣

I see Joey is going full Brooklyn stereotype now with the vintage carhartt 😂

Please go to Olive Garden for a video

it’s crazy hearing frankie talk about lake compounce knowing i went there like every year lmfao

BONEFISH IS A CLASSY JOINT IN TENNESSEE, OK????

Bonefish grill is we’re my now husband and I went on our first date. Have we ever gone back? No😂

The way Joe looked at that wall as if it committed a terrible crime against him, I can’t that was so funny 😂😂😂

Awe happy anniversary to Frankie and his wife!

Frankie needs to relax about gelato 😂😂

New drinking game: binge watch the show and take a shot every time Frank says “I’ll do you one better”

Crying in midwesterner who is only surrounded by Applebees, olive gardens, and TGI Fridays. 🥲😂

Joe wearing a Carhartt jacket come on now 🥵

I just went to a fancy restaurant and got a $20 hot dog 🙃

I love how Joe said “you’re not getting me you’re baiting me” then proceeds to respond the way Frank wants 😂

Joe just glistening like Patrick Ewing in the fourth quarter.

Ommmgggg baby phat I used to always have a baby phat jacket 😂😂😂😂

Did joey ever get into that shark tank?

I will forever call Bonefish Grill Bonesaw now 😂🤣.

My first boyfriend’s mother told me I was strange when I met her and that night made him call me to question me about my religious beliefs because he couldn’t date me if I wasn’t Christian. We were 13. He now has a green Mohawk and is married to an atheist.

i have never been more certain of anything in my entire life from the moment i was born to this moment right now that frankie's collar stayed popped for at least the entirety of 2008

What button down is joe wearing??

My daughter's nickname for her hockey team is Bonesaw 😜

BONESAW!

Coming home from working night shift + breakfast + Patreon = perfect Fridays

So much hate for Olive Garden 😭 us poors are weeping for our luxury dining 😂

The fits go absolutely insane

holy shit Frankie looks so good!!! The outfit, the hat its all serving

Just pulled into work and sitting eating my breakfast wouldn't want to listen to anything else ☺️

breakfast time 😩

You’re late for my breakfast

I’m so glad I’m up at 4:03 am and get to be one of the first to watch this

My husband and I were in college and went to the movies. We saw Jarhead. So romantic!😂 Married almost 15 years now!❤️