#423 - Reinventing The Funeral

Yes like a weekend at Bernie’s funeral situation 🤣🤣💀

Funny story about keeping the body’s “playful” at a funeral. I’m a hairstylist and one of my clients told me she went to a funeral that was held outside at the cemetery. It was an open casket and the family forgot the person whose funeral it was had transition lenses in their glasses, so it looked like they were just chillin outside with sunglasses on. It was so hard for people to not giggle when they went up to pay their respects.

It would be so sick if you guys made a tby beer, but idk, "The Base-vinyard" has a nice ring to it

Guys, if you want I can be a guest bartender for you guys and we can create some crazy cocktails!! We’ll learn and also make things delicious!! I gotchu!

Gotta call your funeral home “Weekend at Frankie’s”

Joey saying "thats inappropriate to ask" followed by "what she say what she say" is so funny to me lmao

Never ending loading screen

Hey can you fix this ? We are paying Come on dude

The video isn't working, it's saying "this video is private" even thought I subscribed. Do I have to get the more expensive subscription because that just sucks. I can listen to the audio of this episode but it won't let me watch it.

just a hard seltzer that’s like “The BasementClaw”

as a brit, i can confirm that king charles presses a button and all the old air raid sirens (now tea time sirens) go off to let us know it’s time for a cuppa 😮‍💨

i stand with joey on the juicy fruit bandaid situation 😭 it tastes semi okay for 2 seconds then nah

Sleeping in the nude is so underrated. Seriously the greatest thing ever. Plus when you get into freshly washed sheets PLUS sleeping in the nude. Greatest sleep of life. Fight me LOL.

You bloody need to watch an episode of naked attraction 😂😂 Patreon episode where you react to some?

Frankie is the funniest human in the world lmao

you guys get to plan my funeral

It’s like when your dad shaved his beard for the first time

Frankie remembers joes life better than I can remember my own 😂

“Asterisk”

Everyone wants a food fight as good as the one in the movie max keebles big move. That’s all I could think about listening to them talk about food fights 😂😂 I’ve never experienced one 🥲

Make a sangria called Santagria ♥️

Could we get like a “beginner” episode for new fans? Like a tour of the studio, a description of all the random male names you bring up, a story of how it all started, etc. I’ve been following for about a year now and I’m still confused.

As someone from the UK, it is hilarious to hear you two talking about naked attraction 💀🤣

wasn’t expecting monmouth county to be brought up. coming from a monmouth county resident. ps- central jersey is real

The no beard look is making me feel uncomfortable

The amount of times I’ve seen Frankie challenge Joe to something he knows zeros about is starting to become annoying. Bodies do move after death Frank

You should see some Brazilian funerals

Joey’s “err cinco wishes” had me dead 👏

Joe with the QUICK save at 33:12 If Frank was paying attention that was game over.

The amount of money I would pay to stick the 2 of you in a room with my British best friend (who moved to Brooklyn). She would lose her mind 😭😭😭😂

Is anyone else getting messages to type words to watch the video?

The Basement Vineyard …

Are we just not going to address Frankie’s naked face

astrix

I work at a casket company & Frank’s idea of the pop up had us dying! (Pun intended.) I said if funeral homes here charge for beer to be in someone’s hand they could make bank! Midwest, middle of nowhere, yeah grandpa wants a beer! 😂 I do customizations for caskets on the inside lid panel & decals for the hardware & I’ve had some wild requests. But it’s what they want so I do it! 😅 Even when it’s painful.

Did Frank rip his facial hair off along with his prosthetics after the Halloween episode?? 🥲

Definitely a beer or cocktail vibe I think, not wine soz joey

Okay so YES Joey is right - dead things still move even long after their dead. When a living being dies, there are SO many chemical processes happening. As each organ system shuts down, chemicals and gasses are produced with NOWHERE TO GO. This is why bodies need to be refrigerated, because if kept at warm temperatures, those gasses will build up and essentially "explode" inside the body. Same thing happens with animals. I work as a large animal veterinary technician and when we have to drop off deceased patients, they go in a huge ass cooler until they are disposed of. It slows the biological process of decaying. Science is so wild lol

So happy to be baccckkkkkk. Excited to catch this weeks!

If someone doesn’t produce a food fight scene with frank doing that exact line read then what is the point of any of this !

I swear it better James and Fuhad!

What British people you guys hanging out with soon? Better be Fuhad and James lol. Your UK counterparts.

never thought I'd hear an old bridge nj shoutout on the pod... ayooooo

I’m triggered by you calling spiced rum disgusting my dudes, pls try sailor Jerry’s, coke, and a lime wedge and ice, oof

I AM SO DOWN FOR BASMENTYARD ALCOHOL. TAKE ALL MY MONEY-I SUPPORT IT.

Oh my god “basement-beer” with Frank’s face on it and the “Vine-yard” with Joey’s Face on it, both drawn by that artist Athena 👏👏👏

I feel personally attacked by the Angry Orchard comments. They are just so good,so crisp, and so refreshing.

Frankie believing the tea alarm is hilarious!!

I would love that wine collab. I’m a big wine drinker like joe 😭

My family is all about put the Fun in Funeral 😂When my dad passed (he was a huge Star Wars fan) we dressed him up with the Jedi outfit and light saber with the star wars theme song playing near his casket. It gave everyone a good laugh and a good cry & for my grandpa we had an open bar

As a Brit the whole Tea announcement thing has me in stitches, can confirm that does not happen

Oh Frankie, nobody would describe this as a beer show. It’s definitely a wine show.

if you guys come out with one of those like pre mixed "on the rocks" type drinks.... and make it like a peach burbon old fashioned or some shit...my fridge would would be loaded.

Wow they just jumped to over 30,000! Congratulations. Plan something really special for all of us 💖

I do body removal for work, can confirm a majority of women are dressed and in bed, I've seen more men naked or on the floor.

“Smells like my grandmothers ass. You know what I’m saying” -Frank 2023

wondering how many more episodes frankie is going to say they’re at 26,000 patrons before he realizes they just hit 30,000

Gonna need a Basement Brew or Basement Chard immediately

Can yall PLEEEAASSSEE get coquito ???? For thanksgiving or Christmas

These notifications always make my Monday a little better! 🫶🏻 Happy 30,000 Patrons!

Basement brew??? I’ll buy 20.

Just hit 30,001! Congrats guys!!

I love when Frankie goes “TRADEMARK! TRADEMARK THAT!) in other episodes 😂

Naked attraction is insane and.. kinda gross. The host is so wild though, she's like "so what do you think about this vagina?" with a straight face. And at the end the person who's picking a date gets naked too and they're just standing there all awkward and nude.. it's so weird.

down for whatever alcohol you wanna make as long as its tasty and not bourbon lol

We’re almost at 30k. Happy Monday my fellow basement dwellers.

"cinco wishes" 😂 wishes in Spanish is deseos

Joe…I think we’d have a great time drinking wine together. I have a bunch of vinho verde that I’m gonna need some help with 🥂

How about a sip and paint patreon episode? You boys could paint a portrait of each other or follow a bob ross episode or something while getting hammered

Ok but Where is franks facial hair tho😅 bring it back

Didn't Frankie say he was gonna find the video of drunk Joe in Vegas? Like, when he got back to the room and Frankie was sitting outside?? I soooo wanna see it!!

can you PLEASE put those hoodies frank has one on the store site. I want one!

Love to sit with my sister on the weekends and drink some wine. Sometimes we get crown or Jack uh love it 🥰 I did accidentally drop my headphone in the toilet the other night 😅 I’m a really happy drunk, took a picture with a random girl when I was getting food the other night. It was awesome 😎 I’m definitely the type you have to keep on eye on cause I’ll disappear and go talk to random people

Just to say, you have English fans too, you fucking gun horny hicks

Haha the ending 😂 Love u guys! Happy monday 🫶

Discovered naked attraction over the weekend .... WILD

Frank said 26k like they’re not almost at 30k🤣

i just started having Mondays off work. Although i listened at work still, i love that i can wake up, drink my coffee, and listen to the basement boys

Sat here in England, ready to enjoy the episode while drinking my cup of tea (with milk and sugar) and suddenly I’ve been called out.

Was just abt to fall asleep but i guess that can wait an hour

Best way to start mondayyy!

Happy basement yard day

Love you guys

Yes !!! It’s that time !