#520 - The Unknown Caller

Frank looks more like stephen seagal than anyone else he's ever said

You wanna stay in the dessert 1 day you want 2 pieces of dessert

Oooo hello from the Yukon!

This is so funny!!! I just came back from Vegas on Frontier and I swear to god they did the same 20 minute ad for their credit card 😂😂😭

We had a mad scientist come to out school distraction Houstonian elementary school. His name was Starburst Stewart . I loved him so much and he taught us about ROY G BIV . I still remember 2 lessons we had and one of the things we got to take home was a cup that was clear plastic but turned blue when you put cold liquid in it . S/O to the educators who do it for the kids experiences and memories ❤️‍🔥

This episode dropped on my birthday & I’m just not catching up . I’m so behind 😭Love yall boys💖

The way y'all are pronouncing Nevada makes my head hurt lskjdghsjd

I found the same wheel, spun it and got Tennessee! Since being from Kentucky it's a 3 day walk im doing it lol

Seeing that I went to the same high school as Frankie I really wish he spoke about some of the teachers there because there are a few I fucking loved and hated

As a high school English teacher, this episode was hilarious. I used to dress like Ms Frizzle until I got too tired 🤣 now it’s all jeans and a random top

the childhood i had with my mother is extremely reminiscent to the one in the documentary, i haven't spoken to her in 5 years. she hasn't been my mom for longer than that. hurts sometimes, sometimes it doesn't. you just gotta keep it moving

“It’s a skill to talk for 20 minutes” *has a podcast for 1 hr long 😂

I can't watch this, it's saying the video is private.

Cutting off Ant after asking him what his handles are is disrespectful 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Idk how it started but Kendra did state she felt like she was this different person away from her horrible reality of tanking their finances. That mask was being a massive a-hole to her daughter and boyfriend. I understand why she thought that way but I will never understand why she actually acted on this or how it even got to such a vile point to keep going. I don’t get it. Why do it to your kid? Why talk about her body? Why talk about any of that nasty crap? If the messages started without her why continue them? Why was THIS the outlet she needed for what she’s claiming was illness for her. I think she’s truly out of her damn mind.

Nick Offerman is actually a woodworker in real life so that is an excellent pick for wood shop!

I think Kendra is actually a predator that was obsessed with Owen. It made her insanely jealous of her daughter who seems to be everything she is not, so she started the texting. Why else would she start texting his new girlfriend if it was just about her wanting Lauryn to need her! Why did she go to his games and things AFTER they broke up?? I think she is using her trauma and hoping people have this munchausen view to cover that she is really a pedophile and wanted Owen. She needs to be on the registry.

My vibrators name is Ms Frizzle. Cuz she takes chances and gets messy

My mom was the science teacher for our 4th/5th grade classes and had an alter ego named Dr. Science. She put on a lab coat and in general looked kind of how you described and she wouldn’t allow students to call her her real name until she took the lab coat off

As a fellow Hispanic from Alabama, I feel you. Roll Tide though 🤘🏽

Frankie…. Thank you for bringing up a random scene of brooklyn 99 to describe that you would lose your mind you fucking imbecile…… love you❤️❤️

Elementary special ed teacher here! Everything yall are saying is true! Where can I send my classroom wishlist 🤣🤣

not yall calling poor Ant DAHMER. 💀💀💀 i lost it

Frankie saying he’ll walk to Nevada but won’t even run a marathon is killing me

As an elementary school teacher, everything you’re saying is completely true! My school district wouldn’t allow me to put scissors on the supply list because “some families can’t afford them.” Well I can’t afford a set of 35 so I guess we ripping paper!

OG magic school bus/ms frizzle is exactly what trump tells his zombies is actually happening in public school lmao

man this episode hit me hard. & basically acted the way frankie would to my own mother (i do not speak to her anymore). she emailed me one day asking if i could be in her wedding party & yada yada. i told her i’d rather burn alive than attend something like that with her. & she proceeded to tell me to (graphically) end my life. & in that moment? it was shock that was paralyzing me. i never knew what it felt like before that. narcissism is a mf scary thing.

On TikTok there are two guys walking the country rn. They were just in Kansas not to long ago

I worked with Kendra around the time she started doing this to Lauryn. She would disappear from her desk and we’d find her wandering the building staring at her phone typing like crazy. When we went back into remote work during Covid, she just never returned to work so we had to off-board and fire her. She ended up stealing work-owned technology (phone, computer) when she left because she was using them to do this. She was OBSESSED with Lauryn. So much so, it became a running joke in the office even before we found out what she was doing. It was insane.

IOWA MENTIONED

joe’s movements are hilarious

It's called UNKNOWN NUMBER if anyone wants to watch it.

Ant is a cutie patootie

Science teachers at my school were bball or football coaches so they had the school collared shirts

NOOOO!! ANT’S LITTLE “WOW” AT THE END 😂😭

Kentuckyyyyyyy ✨🙋🏻‍♀️

The *unkown* caller

omg i fucking hate you guys 😭 when ant was saying “what would medium rare be?” he was asking as this fictitious ass and burger bar, when you order a medium rare, what type of ass would you be getting? jk love you all. extra love to ant and his humor 💖💖

Epson salt was fkin killing me it’s epsom fellas

dude the word Aspergers doesn't exist anymore omg these idiots 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

Current teacher here👩🏻‍🏫 instead of helping us with supplies or staffing shortages, our funding has been cut even MORE🥲

Love the b99 reference!

I don’t believe the munchausens excuse, I think she’s just a narcissistic pedophile… the whole thing was based around Owen, even finding his next gfs mum and texting her. She is so disgusting I cannot believe she is out

As a parent, it is your responsibility to do the work so that your trauma doesn’t cause more trauma for your child

Oh all of the sudden you look like everyone & now you look like no one 😂😂

I just literally stoped the ep when they said there was a spoiler with the documentary, opened Netflix, watched it, and now Im back. I love TBY <3

Also, you should ask what they give away at the end of the year or throw away. I found out some very interesting things about that. Your tax followers are going right in the garbage literally

Lol I dry my clothes on the line more because I’m poor as fuck but whatever works. I also thought men wrestling term too a picture undertaker. lol

Wowww Joey really did Ant dirty at the end 💀 poor guy lmao

must be really laborious for frank to keep finding ways to sneak in ipso facto

What a wild start to the episode boys😂

I also can’t spell itinerary

Genuinely the amount of anger I felt after watching this is beyond comprehension how she wasn't put on the registry and charged way heavier is insane to me I hope she has the worst life imaginable and never has any friends or relationships because she deserves absolutely nothing. Telling your kid to kill themselves is NEVER ok which is crazy that's not obvious with everyone. Oh also edit she wasn't 16 THEY WERE FUCKING 13 years old and she was saying that disgusting shit about them

You guys HAVE to do a draft for your teacher/school staff roster. Like who teaches each subject, who’s the principal, AP, custodian, secretary, maybe even coaches and stuff too

MORE MERCH???

joey asking ant where they can find him on social media and then immediately cutting him off and ending the episode took me out

Frank calling new york not good and bumble fuck made me sad (only the people who live here can say that)

As a former elementary school teacher- YES PAY THEM SO MUCH MORE AND FUN THE COOL SHIT AND ALSO BUY THEM SICK OUTFITS LIKE MS. FRIZZLE 🪐✨

ITS NE-VAH-DUH

Ant’s laugh adds the cutest commentary

literally watched the documentary last night this is perfect

Talking about walking across the country! I live in Rapid City, SD. There is a Periodontists here who lost his daughter in a car crash. He is taking a leave from work and is running across the US to each Capitol to raise awareness about grief. He started at his daughter’s grave site here in The Black Hills. There’s a sports store in town that is supplying him new shoes every so often.

“The wooden toilet seats?… poverty” 😂😂

In the remake of Magic School Bus, the new Ms frizzle is her younger sister, voiced by Kate McKinnon from SNL. The original Ms Frizzle is still voiced by Lily Tomlin.

Used SeatGeek to get tickets for the msg show and it was super easy 😎

I LOVE Ants random questions / scenarios, they’re such good conversational pieces for me at work lol

the dracula sneeze Is top tier

It’s not Ne-Vah-duh it’s Ne-Vad-A

Pronouncing Nevada like that should be a sin

Ant thinks you're serving ass and burgers lmao

ant's hat is so funny

I love Frankie even more after talking about teachers and schools.

I LOST IT when Ant was asking about the ass doneness and Joey said "I'm starting to understand this girl's mom's actions more than I am understanding you." 🤣🤣🤣

I haven’t watched the video yet but I assume they are talking about the catfish documentary, unknown number?

Me and Frankie are one in the same. Every email or text I received from my mom once I found out, my responses would solely be screenshots of the messages she sent me. That girl would have YEARS of examples to do that.

“SOMEONE THROW A TOMATO” 🗣️🍅

is the mom shauna shipman

I love how they just put ant on here to bully him

Ripping my hair out at them assuming they can walk 12 hrs a day for even 2 days in a row much less 1-3 months lmao

The fact that the boys have united airlines as a sponsor given the amount of 9/11 jokes they make is funny to me

Guys Lauryn isn’t forgiving her mom because she’s emotionally mature— she’s forgiving her because her mom did so well at manipulating her and making her feel like she needs her mom more than anything else in this world. It’s quite literally what her mom wanted

Guyssssss good morning but who wrote the caption 🫨

She’s 15-16 now. This happened when she was 12-13 😞

“Necessary” like a shirt- 1 collar (1 c) and 2 sleeves (2 s’s)

😂it legit kills me that almost every Ant contribution is automatically trash 💀

I think Steven seagal is the most accurate of all the doppelgängers

Rary? RARY?

this is philanthropist all over again

i was realllly hoping they would talk about this 😂