Our Mount Rushmore

This sends me because Disney is not even in Orlando, it’s in Lake Buena Vista

Tby mount rushmore quotes: 1. Basmeneyaa 2. Ass blenduh 3.kebron 4. My legs are mostly scars 5. FROGS AND TOADS 6. “Oh no go head, your turn, floor is yours”

i’ve spotted my people. I SEE YOU MEGUMII

bts are not new guys 😭 they started making music in 2013

“Areyouamonkeeee?” 😂

y'all are the reason the city smells like a urinal. cooked into every meter of pavement

I was ready to riot if one direction wasn’t on there ngl

mentioning canton ohio is crazyyyyy , tis my home 🥲

Frank's city ranking is correct imo, Boston is a hub for the educational and historical aspects of our country & is DEFINITELY more known than Miami. Orlando was a WILD pick on Ant's part tho💀

Besties, why are you saying spERghetti

My Mt. Rushmore cities would be New York, Philadelphia, San Francisco, and Atlanta

omg i have the same shirt as ant TWINS

The ones we quote most often in our house: 1. Blenduh 2. Kebron! 3. Frankie! (when he spits his drink everywhere) 4. There’s still one big fat problem, 9/11

From every woman ever, NO WATER SEX OUCHIE

EP 374 33:44 Frankie starts moaning and says “you’re gonna make me… use 10% off of betterhelp 😩” and Joey starts CRACKING UP. Best quote ever I hate that it doesn’t get brownie points or honorable mention🤣

Lyndon B Johnsons name for his cock was Jumbo and his pants would like hinder his hog bc it was so big.

1) Kabron 2) Shut the fuck up. Anyways. Square space 3) I missed you too “GOD YES” 4) I’ll kiss you right now please ask me

57:09 accurately describes the exact reaction of Keith in the santagato studios cheers to the governor video at 8:35

1. OPEN your eyes then 2. What’s one thing you hate “Hispanics” 3. Mystic Connecticut 4. Frankie’s birthday poem to joe

“Oh I forgot to put anal” this got me😂

my tby mount rushmore is: 1. it’s a moose i’ll just knock it over 2. that’s getting real close to the towers 3. open your eyes then 4. yeah that’ll wake up your aunt

My fav BY quote "YOU GREW UP EATIN' APPLES, JOE!" first time i saw the show and have been hooked ever since.

I love hearing Ants little cackles in the background. Especially over the hero jellyfish pee.

The fact that no was said Vegas is crazyyy

they sculpted penises really small because the smaller your penis the more intelligent you were thought to be. having a big pp made you seem more “animal like” so small pp were the move back then or else u were just a big dumb animal

Fun fact: Thomas Edison “invented”(I should patented bc he rarely invented anything, just put his name on other people’s inventions) the first “video”(stop motion)camera and would mass sue anyone who tried to use it. At the time universal studios alone had over 200 lawsuits from Edison. He also use to use the mob to intimidate them to not use it. This all went down in New York SO movie studios bought up the cheap land in what is now Hollywood and started making movies out there to get away from Edison(he also had all east coast politicians in his pocket). So Thomas Edison being a petty bitch is literally why Hollywood is the movie hub of America. Which is hilarious that they mentioned both in the podcast. Eventually it was ruled in court that Edison was using the patent to monopolize the industry and that anyone could use it without fear of repercussions

Joe in his element this episode. Just hilarious!

“Aw I didn’t put anal on here😕” dude I’m crying

“That’s such a basic bitch answer” “i gave you an answer you said it was basic I gave you another you said you didn’t like it!” I think about this a lot lol

Idk if it’s an allergy but when I get mosquito bites they get so incredibly huge and itchy. Sometimes they don’t itch and are just a giant surface on my legs and arms. My fingers get bad too if I get bit there. It’s crazy. And if I don’t itch them the areas get even larger. I agree. This is the most annoying injury

Yeah all those cities are cool but have you ever been to mystic CT?😂😂

Yall forgot blenduh

Kebron!!

my pet mt Rushmore is the same Frank's.

Ants JJK shirt 👀

mount rushmore of cities: new york, LA, las vegas, miami

my mount rushmore of pets (fight me): 1. Cats (wish i could insert a picture of my 20 year old maine coone here) 2. Rats (they are just mini cats and if you actually take care of them they aren’t “gross” AT ALL) 3. Chameleons ( i just love them and their funky eyes) 4. Dogs ( a classic, especially boxers)

cheers to the gov PLEASE that would be incredible

Joe saying cheers to the governor is ICONIC! I fucking love this game

At the SF show there were 2 girls walking around the VIP area asking everyone their favorite lines or bits from the show! It was so cute!

Joey mentions bucees and not have Houston as a major city is crazy

Joey saying JAGGED EDGE is more like RAP is the whitest thing he’s ever said 😭😭🤣🤣. I’m crying because i sided with him about Boys to Men 💀

I really hoped ud say 1d, i dont want to hear any slander

Sciatic pain will always be #1 worst pain. No position you can be in without feeling miserable

Yes please do a “cheers to the governor” episode. Idk what it is but the way you explained sounds chaotic

Ant is just a Florida man.

no florida cities should be on this list. Boston is known for hospitals, harvard, colleges, sports. Miami is a vacation spot not a major city

1. from Santagato Studios Bean Boozled: "yo-" *disgusted cough* "huEUURRGH" just out of NOWHERE 2. "so women-" "WEEEM- :O" 3. "Listen. The majesty of the human earth..." 4. "Your story. YOUR story. or my story? Your story or my story?? My experience but your story, how does THAT? How does thaaaat? how DOES that? so...... I'M setting the setting..."

1: *frankie spits beer* “frankieeeee what are ya doing 2: o- open your eyes then tho cause they’re out there 3: the 8 days of Halloween 4: EEUAGH (Frankie’s gag in that one patreon episode)

Injuries are paper cut, sliver, burn (in mouth or on skin), falling vagina on pole.

"Kebron" is one of the best quotes in my opinion lmao

Bts mentioned, my worlds are colliding

The first 6 minutes has my head spinning. What is going on lmao

I’m sorry.. emo 13 year old? I’m 32 and have two snakes. I’d also consider myself an elder emo but that’s besides the point lol But there also not my only pets I have two cats and a bearded dragon 🤷🏻‍♀️

WASHINGTON DC ????

Hello??! Philadelphia should be in the running before fucking Miami

It’s to the point now that I can tell during each episode what will end up being clipped and used all over the place. I guarantee the parrot noises (especially Joey’s), WILL end up in one of those “you’re walking through the …” compilation videos 😂 also, mad disrespect for Ant for dissing garlic parm wings like that 😪🤦🏻‍♀️

“Abraham Lincoln dude? His dick was probably in the seat in front of him when he got shot.” I can’t believe NO ONE caught that joke out of Joey LMAO

the cut to ant with a green screen of a hotel in the background KILLED me icl

Easily mt rushmore for quotes is 1) black daddy story 2) frankie gag 3) spiderman pop tart 4) iggy azelea freestyle

Ughh it’s so hard to choose but here’s what I could think of rn: 1. Basemenayah! 2. “KABRON” 3. “Fuck Copenhagen, go to Mystic Connecticut” 4. *Frank spits all over table laughing* Joe- “Frankkieee??!”

One of my favorite quotes is “beeeee careful” 🤣

My girlfriends younger sister had a hedgehog named Henry 😭

My hedgehogs name is Otis he has one leg.

My first patreon episode…immediately nazis lol

boys 2 men paved the way for nsync and backstreet boys actually

When I went to Europe in 2010, when locals would ask us where we were from in the states, and we said “Florida” 90% of them immediately followed with “Miami?” The other 10% said something about Disney world lol. Also, I was born in Canton, Ohio so I appreciate that random shout out from Joe because the only other reason people ever mention Canton is because of the Hall of Fame.😂

oh man the ocean city slander!!!! LOL

you dont think chicago (chirish) is irish?

it isnt 2000 anymore. miami is #1 in fraud, most corrupt city gov, etc businesses and people are fleeing miami and florida bc of cost, no infrastructure, and zero insurance. plus fascist gov that is destroying businesses that rely in immigrants or commonsense

My favorite quote is Frankie drawing a zig zag and Joe says "beeeeee careful" My new stim word 🤣

My personal Top Basement Yard Quotes: “RAAAAWR”, “put in in the Ass Blenduh”, “uuuh, cinco wishes”, “beeeee careful”

I’m so sad put it in an ass blenduh is not on my Rushmore

Joe’s horse pick was valid. It’s fun and cool having them around, but they are consistently trying to off themselves and that part is not so cool… 🥲

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The cut to Frankie churning butter took me out 😂😂😂

These last two videos may have been some of my favourites! Soooo many moments that kill me😂😂

My favorite quote / bit: “Breyer’s Natural Vanilla” - that whole conversation is iconic

The "what did you say" is my favorite after Frank's towers comment 🤣🤣🤣 I think about it constantly

ALSO when Frankie tells Josh to edit a specific way and it’s never edited that way 😂

Frankie doing the Iggy Azalea rap, bing bang boom, blenduh, Frankie’s roar

As someone who was born and raised in LA.. PLEASE stop with the hate😭 anyone who hates LA is because they only see the transplant part of LA. There’s so much more to it

The statue of David made me cry in real life. He was also supposed to be like 12 if you think about it.

Oh and toothache has to be number one. The only annoying injury to pull me out of a dead sleep

I'm surprised y'all didn't include Vegas in the cities one that's a huge tourist place and I'm sure it's one that other countries would say.

MIAMI?? Two of you put Miami? Over San Francisco, Washington DC, Seattle, Philly…

This episode had me IN TEARS 😂 The parrot bit alone almost sent me to the hospital

I prefer to dip my fries in Mayo over ketchup.

As a Bun mom yessss they are the best 🐇🐰

Spregetti???

went to the chicago show both times with a shirt i made with what frankie said once when chewing gum and it was “clangin and bangin with my friends down in chicago” one of the best quotes imo😭

“Quick question, you a monkey?”

I heard that the tiny dicks on statues is because they perceived them as the beauty standard back then, so they were often used in art…. someone told me that and I took their word for it but I didn’t fact check 🤣 consider this take LOL

I was at the “nazi girl” show in Toronto. Fucking hilarious

Pulled my neck out this morning it really is the worst

Dope hat Frankie go tigers

Blenda was my fav too

Hello canton Ohio mention?

Its not butter churning its oil rigging

my hedgehog was named Hermie

“ANT CAM…” and no pan to Ant is beautiful

My Mount Rushmore of BY quotes: 1) "Tiyah marks tiyah marks. When I ween I ween I when" 2) "Come and rest your bones with me. Your balls with me?? Bones!" . 3) You never see a guy anywhere from 5 foot to 5'4. Yeah cause they've all killed themselves". 4) "Walk directly through any crowd of men. That's it?!"

This is actually one of the funniest episodes y’all have done

CC

Ant saying “uh I didn’t put anal on here” like he fuckin forgot his name on the ACT 😂😂

I really think New Orleans, St. Louis, and Nashville TN have to be in top five cities / Rushmore. Especially for the cultural influences and history!

I always think of Frank almost accidentally drawing a n*zi symbol "beeee careful!"

The DC erasure in the top 4 cities conversation is crazzyyyyyy

As someone who lives 2 hours from LA, it’s ASS and there’s so many better cities in CA

How did “That’ll wake up your aunt!” not make the Mount Rushmore ???

I'm with ant! Orlando (Disney) is in my Mount Rushmore.

As an Australian who has never been to the US. My Mt Rushmore would be New York, LA, Colorado and Florida

I will not stand for the Boston slander!

“It’s apple cider vin-uh-mah-ger” 😂

Wow a shout out to my hometown canton Ohio lol definitely no celebrities here tho.

I can’t wait to see you boyZ and Danny in HOLLYWOOD Florida!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!😘❤️❤️🤐🤐

Gotta say I love the addition of Ant cam. He works so well in the basement yard, he’s a great person to be with you guys

Also, I wanna take a moment to point out how dystopian it is to have your country leaders carving their face into a cliff. No monarchs have even done that

my mt. rushmore of quotes 1. Basemenyaaaaa 2. SET HUT 3. that's such a basic fucking bitch answer 4. PANG hm: "this is a layup for me" "that was a free throw"

The reason Roman sculptures have small dick big balls is because that was the beauty standard at the time. Also those sculptures had the dick covered by a fig leaf and they were painted originally

My Mt. Rushmore (This was so difficult) 1. "Ass Blenduh" 2. "Our fathers don't love us/ Umm 911" 3."My dad used to mmpow my ass all the ti-" 4. "You look like someone who's not gonna be a step-dad anymore"

“oh i didnt put anal on here” i am in tears omg ant 😭😭😭

“Don’t cut to me, go back to him” 😂😂😂

heating ant silently laughing in the background was killing me

ant cam ant cam!

“Mash their prosciutto’s together” is one of the more heinous things I’ve heard all year 😂😂😂

My mt. Rushmore quote 1. Ahhhh, your mother's a dirt!(use daily!) 2. Send me to space and tell my mom she can have what's left. 3. Aww we're getting goin? Yeah. 4. WHATA YA PLAYEN' THA CHICKY MELLY!?!!? ❤️🔥❤️ Honerable mentions, LOCAL MAN!!!! That's a very rugged thing to do!

Best thumbnails in the podcasts game.

Omg I was at the “nazi” show at Toronto!!! I love that they talked about it

I say how does that regularly

I'm sorry but how was pretzels with beer cheese not on mount Rushmore

My fave is “That’ll wake up your Aunt!” LOLLLL

Mount Rushmore Basemenyard quotes 1.) 8 days of Halloween 2.) don’t one better I didn’t know half the world is blind 3.) Be careful 4.) I didn’t know poison ivy could swim

need ant cam to have like a solid background like a green screen or another wall or something i love him but it takes me out for a second

JJK SHIRT GOES SO FUCKING HARD ANT HELL YEAH

The fact that no one said San Francisco is wild

I know too much about y’all 😭

Who else got wings for dinner?!

50:39 - Ok when they were talking about h2o-yeah, when Ant said “not my head” re: being underwater absolutely killed me

I took a drink right around 52:36 and nearly spit it out a few seconds later cause of Ant 🤣🤣

Bunny’s are by far the best pet, I have 7 of them and they are awesome.

Wahoooo the boys and their chemistry we love were SO back this ep 🫶🏽

I had a hedgehog! She lived to be 5 which is like super senior for them. And no, she wasn’t named sonic!

No one mentioning the laborious era! 😂

I WILL NOT TOLERATE THE BOSTON SLANDER. it's ABSOLUTELY in the Mt. Rushmore for cities

HENRY was the name of mine hahaha

Parent edition: 1. Joey's mom talking about having all the kids and Chase's teeth mixed up 2. Frankie's dad using coke as sunscreen 3. Black daddy with the long tongue 4. Frankie and Joey playing a game using things their dads would yell at them

See you in Vegas boys!!!!

should’ve added “did you?” “yea i did” and “open your eyes then though”

- "if you had a BED" bit with Danny - pWEEK - "if you dig around in the attic long enough you're bound to find a ghost" about prostates - "you know what you're gonna do? SHUT THE FUCK UP ANYWAY SQUARESPACE" those are my favourites

Wow no Seattle?! lol

As someone from Chicago I just need to say that sadly Joey is wrong about Irish people not coming to Chicago. There is a huge irish population in Chicago (the south side irish is a whole thing of its own), and there are j1 programs from Ireland to Chicago specifically that bring college kids from Ireland to here to work over the summer. So they def know about us lol

im crying laughing at how many times yall have said spurghetti

Love the hat Frank! Gritty Tigs🫡🫡🫡

Loved yall in Detroit!! Best show ever!!

“That’ll wake your aunt” is something I quote often and “your turn” always gets me 😂

listening to this at the gym was a mistake...nearly injured myself when those parrot noises came out

I was a horse, she was a cowgirl. Could I make it aaaaany more oooobvious 🎵

Adding Ant to the show is my fav thing tbh

By far one of the funniest episodes in a while the patriot noise and the Mount Rushmore list 😭😭😭😭

Let me make something very clear. I was listening to this episode on audio and when Joey made the parrot noise, j had to pull over cause i was laughing so hard. i couldn’t see !! My stomach is killing me lmao i can’t breathe

as a person from boston, you should’ve picked new orleans

ass blenduh not being on the list 💔💔💔💔💔

how did no-one say Philly?!?!

Joey trying to describe lotus position is sending me....lol

What even was this episode 😂 Joe making the patriot noise had me crying 💀

I’ve never heard of disco fries

joe saying bts is pretty new was funny

noah kahan (k-on) <--- that is the pronunciation, goodness francisco, get it right

Can you guys make a Scrooge rip off with you and Danny shouting up to him like you did in that old video

Maybe I’m biased but horses as pets are fire. Like fym Frankie that they’re not cool af?? Also, I wish I could post pics in the comments, but we have this one lady that goes to our local Walmart w a parrot. We call her Parrot Woman. She brings pistachios for him. He’s like 30 something years old

How is ass blenduh not on the list?!?!

Assblenduh is the best thing ever said 'why did you say that like a baby' 😂😂😂. And defo the yappanese 😂😂

‚Oh I didn’t put anal in here’ killed me Ant is fucking hilarious

Ant is so effortlessly hilarious. The sadness in his voice when he realised he didn't put anal had me choking hahaha

Hero piss 🤣

hate to say it but most of franks criteria for boston fits for philly… we be sleeping on philly too much in this country

“Oy, come down here, the snatch candle blew up in my face!” Is definitely on the Mount Rushmore of quotes

Mash their prosciuttos is CRAZY!! Lmfaoooooooo

Yessss I LOVE cheers the governor no one ever wants to play with me 🥲🤣

Such a great episode, glad Ant was included. Laughed the whole time. love you guys!!!

I will say, as someone who went to a noah kahan show and talked to him, it was incredible

I have a turtle and it is not a great pet Lolol they love to be like 50, their water is hard to manage and they are SOO messy

Sometimes Frankie sounds like the mom from Bob’s Burger

great drinking game i invented with a friend: grab a deck of cards. guess number and suit of the top card. flip it over. if you’re wrong drink. if you get the suit or number correct drink twice. if you are fully correct finish your drink. you’d be surprised how many times we’ve guessed correctly

What the hell is happening with Frankie’s shirt and hat

Me, sitting in Canton, OH 👀

RAHHH HOMETOWN MENTION FROM ANT

I have a rabbit, truly a great pet. She’s messy, high maintenance, and expensive but I love her and she is my child. Rabbits are full of personality

"open your eyes then though" cracks me up every time.

The first minute, HILARIOUS “you’re fired what the hell??” 😭😭

“Respectful gentlemen”

I was there for the Toronto show with the “n@tzi”, it was so funny😭

orlando is sooo wrong and miami is so right lol

This episode is immediately a classic. SO much fun!

I made a shirt for the atlanta show that was all quotes from Frankie, I think for the Boston I’ll have to make all quotes from Joe on a shirt 🤣

I say “your turn” all the freaking time. I also can’t believe “that’ll wake up your aunt” didn’t get an honorable mention, but they were quite drunk 😂

Las Vegas?? For top 4 cities. Or Nashville

New York, Los Angeles, Miami, Atlanta. Honorable Mentions: Dallas, Chicago, Las Vegas, Seattle

Joe is killing me this episode 😂

frankies impression of the parakeet was insane

Idk guys that “ooooooo” joey expelled after BTS gave me war flash backs to “ OHH YAPANESE”

How did none of them say Vegas for the cities?!

Ant: "Oh I forgot anal" Me: chokes on bagel

OMG HE SHOUTED OUT CANTON OHIO

Joey's parrot impression is perfect and makes me believe that's what the pterodactyl sounded like

Clear as day...... That's not an expression.....blendah.....I could go on all day. Love you guys

In the middle of cleaning and listening then hearing wiping too hard.. followed by silence.. I lost it belly laughed way too hard !

"Don't cut to me, go back to him." After Frankie calls the toilet his "piss slave" was hilarious 🤣

how is las vegas not mentioned at all !!

i replayed joe’s parrot screech like 5 times. THE funniest thing he’s done 😂

Joey forgetting the word Baboon is stuck in my head after all these years. Bamboon?

Frank is giving mean middle school girl "she's my friend, not yours" energy when it comes to Ant. It's like he doesn't want him intruding on his fun time with Joe, and it's cracking me up HAHAHA

everyone who lives in LA (me) also hates LA if that helps lol

actual mount rushmore of quotes: 1. tiyah mawks tiyah mawks 2. the roar 3. the gag reflex 4. we’re both down 5. your turn

Can’t believe put it in an assblenduh didn’t make the list

Frankie sounds like Linda from Bobs Burgers when he’s talking about bearded dragons. 😂

As someone who had a turtle for 18 years I can say turtles are AMAZING. I currently have another turtle and she gets along well with my dog 🐢🐶

The addition of Ant has been so amazing, hes so naturally funny

i wont stand for any boston slander

The parrot screech sent me to fucking space 😂😂😂😂

is it just me or does frank constantly sound like the mom from bobs burgers?

One of my favorites of all time is “ass blendew” but I don’t remember if it was on a patreon ep or a regular

One moment that no matter how many times I watch I'm gonna laugh has to be Frankie trying to throw a can in the trash and shouting "KEBRON"

I’m begging ant to clear his throat

I hate the muting when they're slamming the table laughing now ☹️ The slapping on the desk and throwing mics around is one of my favorite things 😂

“Send me to space and tell my mom she can have what’s left”

Okay.. what is cherry pie ... lol

1D MENTIONED!

When Joe did his parrot scream, did anyone else think it sounds a little like Godzilla? 😭😭

blenduh?

henry winkler reminds me of jesse winkler who is one of the most penis-reminiscent small hog baseball players i can think of

Anyone else not notice any difference in his voice?

Ant with the JJK SHIRT🔥🔥🔥

Noah kahan is my absolute favorite. Brought so much joy to me to hear you talking about him

My Mt Rushmore was the same as Joe's lol

When I visited the Vatican, our tour guide told us about how in the 1600s the Catholic Church took all the genitalia off of the sculptures in Rome across the city, and that there’s an archive in the basement of the Vatican where you can find dicks and balls that were never restored 😆

“I’m the captain” sent me for some reason 💀😂

Lice time is more frequent— you can get lice multiple times but only have one life 😂

The parrot screech 🤣🤣💀💀

Listen, I’m tired of the boneless wing slander 🤣

As someone from the UK, I can tell you your Mt Rushmore is LA, NY, Miami and LV. Also, can confirm as someone who has ridden for 25 years, having a horse is most definitely not cool 🤣

I didn’t believe the people in the comments of the last video saying they believe Joe thought crabs were really tiny crabs…. Thank you ant for clarifying that for everyone 😂😂😂😂

My sister and I used to make little mazes for our hamster out of vhs tapes lol so I def would’ve said hamster

Another blonde hair, blue eyed Arianne here! Also not a nazi!

All time favorite that’s so underrated is the whole scene of Frank imitating the British woman who had the Gwynth Paltrow vagina candle blow up in her home. Just typing this I’m cracking up.

This episode was hilarious guys 😂😂

The amount of times I almost choked/spit out my food😂😂

I loveeee the jjk shirt😭

Canton Ohio mentioned is wild 🥲 come see the football hall of fame and also nothing else!

This is the funniest episode in a long time

I’m surprised no one said Washington DC

sperghetti is killing me thats the only way im saying it now

Sorry I snorted and distracted you at the live show in Toronto Joe

Maine mentioned!!!

Detroit was hot eh!?! Haha

The way I laughed at “ah I didn’t put anal on here” proceeded by watching Frankie churn butter.. 💀

Ant saying Garlic Parm is the worst wing flavor almost made me crash out

Ant really pmo with Orlando 🫩

I’m in full tears over Ben Franklin at my desk right now. Holy shit 🤣🤣

I was WAITING for a Bucees bathroom shoutout

can’t stop thinking about how at chicago frank kept saying this girl was dressed like a minion and asked her if it was intentional and she said no 💀💀💀💀💀

mount rushmore isn't worth it i promise

hey from south dakota 😭😭

Detroit show was so fun!!

Sperghetti. Four mins in Early to the party Can't sleep send help

Wish you came to buffalo!

Loved seeing you boys in Detroit!!!

Basemenyaaaas

Wooo