#509 - We Made A Country Song

Now I COMPLETELY understand why Frankie puts shit in front of his door in air bnbs and sleeps w a knife cuz wtf Joey😂

Frank really just proving the point of the newest season of black mirror with him torturing the sims 💀

Darius Rucker did not make Wagon Wheel so he can not sue you 🤣 Old Crow Medicine Show on the other hand. And if they aren’t suing every person on Broadway who has sang it (pretty much everybody), they ain’t gonna sue you LOL

Im begging please release the video of the AirBnB that you showed at the Vancouver show, it's so funny and would tie together with this so well

There was a family in my elementary school and each one of them would unicycle to school every morning. Even the parents would come to drop the kids off on unicycles.

honey old bay wings >

am i the only one who can’t watch it??😢😢😢

I’ve only had like two instances of sleep talking but never walking lol. Years ago rolled over to my sister and looked her dead in the face and said “we have to use the paper bags. Get the paper bags, not plastic” she said okay go to bed and we went back to sleep 🤣 another time my husband asked what I was saying and I said “what do you mean what am I saying?” Like I was so offended 🤣 went right back to sleep. Now I just wake myself up laughing occasionally lol

We need a Patreon episode where Joey, Frank and Ant all play Minecraft

There is a guy that works out in the big front wheel bicycle in my town. I always wonder how he gets on or off and the balance when he has to stop

Outlast is literally one of my FAVE games but I cannot play it for that reason. I watch my brother stream it or other youtubers. It’s thrilling, but what Frank said abt the having control is so real, and scary.

My younger brother realized that I would have full conversations in my sleep but not remember. So, he use to ask me for rides while I was asleep so I would say yes but not know and had to take him 😂

What’s so excellent is that while I was watching this episode, I’m driving home from Tennessee & Stars are Blind by Paris Hilton came on. Sorry boys. Had to pause the episode for the song.

Another 'hey, I just read a book like that'. The Dallergut Dream Department Store by Miye Lee is a really cute book where the main character gets a job working in a store that sells dreams. The world building it really cool and the vibes of the story are great.

I live in Portland, OR and you would be surprised at how many people have those giant ass bikes lmaooo they only ride them during like big events or big bike rides but there’s at least 6/7

Not Joe gaslighting Frank about “line of sight” being a phrase 😂

i haven’t stop thinking about the double doot since the houston show and i got a tear in my eye listening to that snip slip

herobrine is CRAZYYY.. OKAY FRANKIE 🫢😆

An Ant cam would go hard

“Is that a movie or a law?” HAHA

I can't find the presave link.. Is it just me??

Anyone need front row tickets to St Louis show??

Scamilton returns

I work in a psych ward! The history of psych is very very very sad and scary. I feel bad having to restrain someone. It’s sad to see people that sick and struggling but unable to say it. Y’all! Some of these teens are wild! They are giving addresses and trying to date and all that. I remind them of where we currently are and how dumb that is as they don’t know that person. But, I do love my job. Lack of resources plays a MASSIVE factor. So does a support system. So surround yourself with good people and ask for help if you need it. Sending love ❤️

Why dose it remind me of the song from corpse bride

as someone who was at a texas show, i can confirm the song will get stuck in your head and you won’t be mad about it

im really upset the song goes HARD

The thumbnail actually could be Keith Urban and Brad Paisley? But I think it’s probably Brooks N Dunn

frankie has just been saying stuff on these last handfuls of podcasts and it can be so hard to listen too lmfao

The aux is gonna hate to see me coming

Should I start cleaning my boots for this tour?

That thumbnail is 100% Brooks and Dunn 😂

Ant cam pls!

ANT CAM!!

“What happens if I jump into a split, do I rip my muscles off the bone?” Sorry what

There are still “insane asylums” technically. The one in my home town is called the state hospital and it is where all of the people that were deemed criminally insane in court stay. I did clinicals there in nursing school and there were certain wards that we were not even allowed to go on

We need a Sleep Walkers anonymous. Right there with you, Joe. Sleep walking is absolutely horrifying

wait we’ve been getting charged more for using the app??

I physically have both eyes, but can see out of only one. Does that count?

I have 1500+ hrs on The Sims….

40:54 😂😂😂😂

I was fully expecting Ant to say he was like 5'6"

I feel so so blessed to have seen big buck Alvarez in Texas 🙏🏻🤣

I was there for the Houston show. When Big Buck Alvarez came out he had all of us dying 😂😂😂 I’ve been waiting for this song to release!!

hey joshhhh i need more back and forth scenes between joey and frankie especially when they’re doing things visually. like when frankie was doing the 🤪✌🏻 and then when frankie was reenacting joey’s eyes during his sleep. thankssss

Please support Zohran!

as someone who just recently beat outlast, please have joe play it for a santagato studio episode, that would be gold

Ant should have his own camera

If i eat a banana, i have nightmares. im also allergic and didnt know for 25 years, they arent supposed to make your mouth tingle?

its crazy how this episode was so much better than patreon exclusive last week 🥲

YOU GUYS SHOULD DO A COLLAB WITH THE COUCHFISH PODCAST IT WOULD BE SO FUNNY

Please add an ant cam

Spotify wrapped bout to be a whole other level of embarrassing

the sleep walking portion got me laughing so bad omg I love you both telling the same story and tag teamin it crackin each other up😂😂 yall got the best friendship lol

There’s no way Ant is 5’11” 😂😂 I met him at the show in LA and he didn’t seem THAT much taller than me and I’m 5ft. He’s gotta be 5’8”, 5’9” tops. But I love you Ant!! 😂😂

“I can pick up a baseball with my foot” made me literally spit out my water I’m fucking dead

hahahhahahahaAHAHAHAHAHAH the song😂🤣

I would love to do a Frankie & lecture him on how his opinion of minecraft is incorrect

Frankie hates everything that’s not a toy or child based, lol.

I once slept walked from my room (top floor) to my brothers room (basement) got down there and asked him when the brownies would be done, he told me that I was sleepwalking and I got very mad, but once I got mad I started to wake up and got embarrassed, so I pretended to still be sleeping and left and this is the first time I have ever talked about it

I love big buck alvarez

Big Buck merch PLEASE

I’m actually so fucking excited for that song lmao

the secondhand embarrassment is making my eyes water 😂

coming from a “retired” gymnast - that’s a hell of a split frank, ESPECIALLY for a male🙌🙌

Pete being a special guest in his sleep walking is hilarious

Should’ve dropped some country/American flag/eagle merch so I could rep it on the boat while jamming 😂

Not gonna lie I’m pretty excited for the Double Doot and I don’t even like country music

i feel blessed to have seen the double doot live

So excited to see you guys in KC this Friday🥰

The song is so good Frank is gonna blow up in the country scene… y’all better do the pod still though. Or hire me as ur new Spanish host (3rd times the charm)🙂‍↕️

I was laughing so hard at that sleep walking story I had to watch it twice 😂

I love how everyone glazed over or just didn’t acknowledge ant’s “that can is wet”

I won't stand for the minecraft hate wtf

When Joe wheeze laughed around the 48 min mark my dog ran upstairs thinking it was the front door opening😭

I’m genuinely surprised to hear Ant is 5’11 because I always assume he was short since we see him sitting down 99% of the time

Minecraft hate is crazy

yall know that billie eilish has a whole song as well where she got inspo from threat level midnight? takes sound clips from the episode and everything . called “my strange addiction”

Oh god I can’t wait for the song 🤣🤣

i will always be impressed by frank's fake sneeze

I can't explain my level of excitement for Double Doot!!! Crying laughing during the sleepwalking story!

got to see Big Buck Alvarez perform live in Dallas & can confirm the song was stuck in my head for at least a week after 😂😂

i've truly never felt so seen knowing frank also picks his thumbs. its an awful habit that only bandaids can help

Got to see y’all in Austin and recorded the whole song. Y’all were great!!

Pls make an Ant Cam! I feel we need to see his face after he says something crazy or when he’s dying haha

Thanks for the great episode Joe, Frank, Ant & Pete!

“THATS HOW YOU DOOOOOO THE DOUBLE DOOT” s/o Big Buck Alvarez for performing in Houston last year . I still have the video 💖

Years ago a friend of mine fully got up in the middle of the night after drinking and starting scavenging for all of our booze and throwing it into my closet to hide it as if it were the prohibition. She was frantically asking me “where is the rest??? where is the alcohol???”. We were of legal drinking age and not in any danger to my knowledge. After finding and stowing away all of our bottles and cans she peacefully went back to sleep and didn’t remember anything in the morning

oh no, i can sense an Antonio spitting lore brewing. 💦

The sleep walking story has me in tears lmfao “Pete are you gonna step in and say something?!”

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MILES!!!!

Roller Coaster Tycoon…. Top 5 best games. I still play the OG game on my phone. I think it was like $5 in the App Store

My god the sleepwalking story killed me, thinking about Joe and Frank both being rattled by the situation and laying in their beds afterwards like what the fuck was that I’m dead

Why do we doing?

Joe, you're the guy that has a recurring point of writing down your dreams to then bring it up on the show. You don't think plenty of us would pay to see some shit like when you said you had your dick in your hand like a chicken leg and ate it? 😂

I feel so honored to have seen this in person in Houston

This is amazing

No bc the way I also started to sing You’ll Be Back when Frank said “forever and ever”

can we PLEASE get a camera that faves ant so when ant is dying in the corner from laughter, we can see???

Frankie too adorable dancing to his song🥹 only time I can't wait for 4th July

Okay, I have to say that WAY exceeded my expectations and I’m genuinely excited to hear the rest 😭

I know this isn’t a Patreon exclusive, but this is why I pay for this show 🤣🤣

Here's me thinking they spent 10 mins on an AI music app making a song, where instead Joe's big buck funding a music prodigy. I bet Joe was wearing a full white suit and gold belt buckle whilst screaming at Big Buck Alvarez to get back in the booth!! Cant wait for the Jon Bellion style "Making of the Double Doot" behind the scenes....Just Sayin.

I don't listen to country often, but I plan to stream Frankie's song 24/7 cause it's catchy as hell. I already have it stuck in my head from the snippet 😩

ONG I cannot wait till this comes out. You guys are absolutely fucking amazing thank you for making the world such a funnier place. Sometimes we need that and you guys always come through much love

2012, first and only time I went to (was forced in to going by the bouncer outside even though I told him I didn’t want to) a strip club, it was called “Chez Joeys” in Baltimore. I’ll never go back to one again. Ruined it for me. So the fact that Joe whipped out “strip club called Chaz Joes” is wild

IS IT DOUBLE DOOT!?!?

The basement boys need to play the sims

pogging my gourd off

Morning beeferonies

Monday at work + this to keep me from throwing my laptop out of the window 🙏🏽🙏🏽

Let’s gooooo