#508 - Turning Into A Vampire

one of my FAVORITE singers is from thailand and his romanized (shortened) name is Ten. short for "Chittaphon Leechaiyapornkul"

Woww I'm pregnant and we decided to name her Millie a while ago.. hearing you guys approve the name made me so weirdly happy ❤️🤣

1069 is only an example because someone in North Dakota tried to name their kid that. You guys were onto something because it’s actually not allowed to name a kid something with numbers in it all together. So you were right there.

So Notre Dame is “our lady” french to english translation!

Let’s crazy, channel 1, we watched that. Pure nostalgia

Ant missed the opportunity to make a jujutsu kaisen reference with domain being mentioned so many times at one point

Adverb is any way the bunny can hop

My dog was, so old that she snapped at me when I was just petting her head and she had her head resting on my leg. The doctor stated that dogs can eventually get dementia and forget what’s going on and who they’re with around them when they get old like that

Also frank, forgive me, but you do not get to torment an animal or irritate them or do something they don’t like and be upset at the way they react. There are likely and usually signs they tell you before they get aggressive. Many so snap but please don’t ever blame the dog if at ANY reason it was being poked at by anyone. It doesn’t have to be something large to piss off an animal. You’re a terrible person if you do this and treat an animal like garbage because of the way they react. No matter who or what.

The vet clinic edit of you guys making animals noises and crap is my favorite. I’m convinced it’s actual footage of a day in the LOBBY of my vet clinic lol

My husband is a teacher and had twin boys named Nyquil and Dayquil. No joke- spelt just like that. He also had twins Angel and Daymon (angel & demon)

Does anyone have the YouTube link? The video isn’t working

Video is private

Video is glitching on Patreon

I need these guys to watch The Vampire Diaries and then come back to this episode

Have y’all actually seen a vampire movie? They can live in secret basically. Some can work in a hospital that HAS BLOOD available. They don’t HAVE to kill people they just need blood. And they don’t NEED to change everyone. They Just. Need. Blood. So if people keep donating…….i mean…..yeah they could live forever

Did you think hitler was a stage name?? Crying LMAO

we now need them to watch the vampire diaries to discover the sunlight ring and they not turning just from a bite LOLL so many different versions of vampire turning fr

at my cousin’s graduation there was a pair of siblings with the last name hitler lmao

petition to have an ant cam!!!

I CANNOT believe we finally got confirmation of who bought the porn from The Extra Yard. This is a huge deal

The year long silence after Frankie says “at least i have something to hit” ….i actually peed my pants I’m not even exaggerating

Them building the house is my FAVORITE video and I can’t find it

My nephew’s name is King 😂

Honestly, my favourite name for God would be Yahweh (it’s actually in the Hebrew Bible)

this was suuuuch a good episode

You can stop a dog from biting/attacking by sticking your finger up its ass. Just in case. Weird ass comment, but its true

Frankie is thinking like a human would smh

I also had a girl at my school named Pickle and a boy named Snyper

i am DYINGG at the pitbull part💀 my ex legit had a pitbull named king and he walked him with a chain

Our neighbour’s dog bit my nose when I was like 9 or 10 and I still had to see that dog for the rest of its life 😅

not the wild wild sex repeat 💀

I wanna buy tickets to the show but New York still isn't updated!!

What about that dog that did CPR on it's owner for like hours? Saved his life

Vampires can Susan 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

lol my name is Angela Bella

vampire expert here: vampire lore varies adaptation to adaptation, and historically has changed a lot, but usually vampirism is used as a metaphor, and typically the drinking of human blood specifically acts as a way to keep them alive bc they’re consuming the soul of the person! so not all people end up as vampires when they are drank from! a lot of medias the person just dies from lack of blood in the body! yall should watch the Interview With The Vampire show, it’s my favorite.

Fucking Ant dude 😂 “if this dog wants a problem we’re both in trouble” IM FUCKING SOBBING 🤣💀

Can Frank start a tea company called FransisCO. Please.

All of Nick Cannon's children have crazy names, but one of my favorites is Zillion Heir Cannon lmfao

There is a Junior Amateur Golfer, her name is Asterisk Talley...... greatest thing I have seen pop up on TV!

I know someone named Stone Seven. Stone after Stone Cold Steve Austin (and they also have another son named Austin) and then they did Seven for the middle name because it was their seventh child. I thought it was a weird name at first but it has grown on me.

man this guy on the right kinda looks like yazan

Animal lover JOEY is going to bite/kill animals vs people?!?!

bro can someone please link me to the house building tiktok they keep referencing?! i literally cannot find it anywhere

Vampires can Susan?!

There’s a kid in a school near me whose name is “Beoriginal Jr.” so there’s 2 of him

Guys….. “Bella “ means “ Lovely”. like liiiterally. 🥹😂😂. and in spanish it’s pronounced “beh-ya”. That’s why so many people have it in their name regaaardlessss 🤣😝💅💅 *can also be used as “beautiful “

Please add a New Orleans show 😭😭

please give ant his own tiny ant camera

Ant needs his own camera

Naming god “knife” is wild

RN here. Helped deliver a baby. The name the mom chose was Abcde. Pronounced Abb-city

i don’t think frank realizes that when movies first come into streaming it’s literally $2 extra to just buy it 😭 it’s like $22 to rent it at first

I’m sorry but ant’s giggles are fucking amazing. I can’t help but laugh hahaha

RE: Naming your kids... My best friend is a pediatric nurse and her patient's name was written: La-a. The nurses were trying to figure it out how to pronounce it and settled on La ah. They asked the mother how to say it correctly and it's pronounced Ladasha.. lmao.. Mom- "the dash ain't silent". Still crack up about it to this day.

ppl really love the names that end in the "uh/ah" sound. I get it a lot with my name too 🤣

I think people forget we’re not just naming babies, they’ll be adults someday. Imagine walking into HR and your rep says “hi I’m ya majesty” 😅

Ugh I love you guys so much… just make sure when yall speak ill about church and god you understand who might be listening 😞

had a kid named DJ in my class dude was weird

My cousins name is Million but pronounce MILLI-ON🤣

Met a gentlemen once in journeys named “Shithead” pronounced “Sha-th-eed”…… yes I asked 😂

You guys had this exact name conversation on episode 384😂😂

Frankie, we get it. You don't like dogs and find them gross. Good lord. Every other episode is some comment about how much he hates dogs

I laughed at ovampic

Hey Joey Chestnut has announced he's back in the hotdog eating contest 🔥🔥🔥

My partner had a puppy who great then it was idk like a year old and was ‘evil’ and bitey and mean etc, turns out the switch was caused because of a brain tumour and had to put it down because it would’ve died anyway and not gotten any nicer

Haven’t gotten all the way through this episode yet, but the first half has me wondering if they’ve never seen What We Do in the Shadows?!

https://youtu.be/mFkGIxzr0b8?si=bwCEaJn951zWAc46

https://www.patreon.com/posts/131556683?utm_campaign=postshare_fan

I used to work at a hotel front desk and when a guest would check out we were meant to try to connect with them with their stay based on their bill (ex. “How was dinner at our restaurant last night?”) I asked a guest “did you enjoy your movie?” And he got super red and didn’t answer. My coworker told me after it was a p0rn (they don’t list the title on the bill, but the p0rn cost $2 more than the normal movies) … whoops.

frankie would love what we do in the shadows both the movie and the show

yes Ant dogs can have dementia

I had a dog that a mental illness showed up as soon as she turned 3 and she attacked me. they said that is the age an illness like that can show up. It’s crazy!

We had channel one at Gabriel Richard (catholic school) in Michigan

The first digital movie I bought was also The Wedding Singer! I know why, it’s because it’s an awesome movie.

I don't know what the chances of this are, but after I listened to this episode I went on to youtube and started watching an old episode of the Extra Yard when Frank was a guest, and he legit told the story about the Wild West Porn lol crazy

*Joey whispering* “Jesus CHRIST!”

The "Verb. It's what you do." Commercial has been saving my ass from looking stupid doing mad libs for the last 20 years

As a dedicated paid patron, may I please request a genuine hot dog eating contest with all of the santagato studios stars please when y’all hit 35k patrons

i love hearing ant giggling 😂

soooo fun fact I guess (??): TECHNICALLY Hitler's real last name is Schicklgruber, ancestrally. His father was born out of wedlock and changed his last name to his step father's last name, Heidler, but the last name was documented as "Hitler" by authorities later on for unknown reasons. And before yall get weird about me knowing all this: I took 2 history courses that focused on WWII in college, and my last name is literally Schick 🥲

Pretty sure Frank just wanted to know if Joe would pick him to live with him forever

was waiting for them to roast my name but we’re all good

Also .. wonder if vamps can survive off of period blood 🤔

I love Franks promos 😂😂😂😂

“Oh vampires can Susan?”

Frank just loves to argue. 😂 every solution, he finds another problem

TrueBlood is so good! Pretty ironic I just finished a rewatch of the whole series

Perfect Simply Safe segway🤣🤣

Frank needs to watch vampire diaries

The day frank forgets ANYTHING it’s over for all of us.

I haven’t watched yet but I do not like this graphic 😂🫣

My little boo thang🚫 My little blood bag ✔️

Arthur is my nephew's name and he loves you shitheads! 🤣 The Arthur slander is insane. Edit: my nephew is 9.

Notre Dame is a college in Indiana…I was like when did he come here to look at the college lol

Frankie... don't ask them.. just vamp them... bada bing happily ever after

The way you can hear Ant’s fingers slam the keyboard and start typing as soon as they said what does “notre” mean lmao. That killed me

Joey just looks like a sick white man in the thumbnail😂😂

yes, dogs can get dementia and it's fucking heartbreaking. they don't recognize their owners anymore and it can be a very dangerous situation.

i just thought about vampire diaries the whole time they talked about vampires LOLL

There was a kid in a neighboring school near me named Major Gaylord😐

Former veterinary assistant here….wait until they find out how they test a dog for rabies…..

I didn't expect to catch a stray today

The boys are on fire today!!

This episode could’ve been better 😕

Class of 2018 here - I'm pretty sure we had Channel One in middle school, but it was more like an actual program like not a student made thing - they would turn on the TVs after lunch specifically for that.

God Frank get off Joe’s dick and let the man make digital purchases

Joey pleeeease watch True Blood!!

I knew a girl named Disney Landia 😂

There is a character named Fourty on the show You on Netflix. Kind of grows on you.

Frankie dogging Joe like he didn't buy music for like years instead of just using a streaming service

frankie has such a problem with everything lol and 99% of the time the things are such a non-issue lmao

I collect DVD’s so I have around 2-3 thousand DVD’s. I love physical media and I don’t trust streaming services! 😂

This episode went in so many directions and now I have whiplash

Okay, also, if you are into vampire movies, watch Daybreakers! That movies goes into the storyline about what happens when there’s more vamps than humans! I think Frank asked that question lol

you guys would love amcs interview with a vampire (2022-)

You heal when you drink blood cmon Joe vampirism 101

I also purchased to support the film and Ryan Coogler 🤷🏽‍♀️

lmao did anyone else hear the spongebob reference during the dog balls convo? Joe says "firmly grasp it" hahahahha i lost itttt

depending on what vampire lore u decide to follow, being a vamp is pretty chill. I’m choosing tvd lore

-ly is typically an adverb 🫶🏻 it's an adjective used to describe how a verb is being performed. Simple example: Frank did some laborious yard work when he mowed the lawn. To change laborious (the adjective) into an adverb, the sentence would be: Frank laboriously mowed his lawn. Resident English teacher at your service🫡

I love the hyping up of one another this episode! so cute.

You guys need to watch The Vampire Diaries!

This is why my fav vampire lore is in The Vampire Diaries, you have to die with vamp blood in ur system & then feed on a human to complete the transition. & find yourself a witch to make you a daylight ring & the sun problem is solved! 😂

Happy dog attack awareness month

That's fine Frankie, I don't like your name either

Hey little Walrus come meet your baby brother seven.

GOOOOOOOOOOD MORNING VIETNAM!!!

crazy caption LMAO

a series of unfortunate events mentioned‼️

Guys pls give us an Ant cam

sinners was not that good btw

Frankie, I bought sinners too because it was only a $5 difference from renting to owning on Apple TV. Worth it!

Happy mondayyyy

The Gents on a Monday...👍

Let’s goooooo

Great way to start the week