The Father's Day Draft
Who had the better list?
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Denzel Washington from JOHN Q! Man held up a whole hospital for his son!!! And saved his life. Went to jail like a G!
frankie is so bad at drafts god damn 😭
Cameron Poe is one of the BEST dads.
First things first, rest in peace Uncle Phil.
Joe’s list mops the floor with Frank’s
As a New Mexican myself, Joe how dare you insult our drug fueled state.! 👀🤣
Broooohhhhhh are you kidding you dont know why Mufasa was on the cliff 😠😭... he ran down straight into the stampede to save Simba!!! He grabbed Simba and climbed up with him, when he dropped Simba on the edge he fell down, then he clawed his way up the edge and asked Scar for help and then thats when you get the "Long live the king," scene.....😭
Okay so as someone who is in the Army... we do not have a makeup artist LMAO we are trained to put our own camouflage paint on ourselves.
Facts, and it’s the thickest paint out there. Really we just kinda throw a couple thick line and then rub it around and pray it looks decent 🤷🏼♀️
I’ll hate you guys I’m at work (construction by the way) and you got my stomach turning with the injury’s🙃😂😂
I love that on the mom draft both their first picks were their own moms🤣 this one mufasa and Liam Neeson 🤣🤣💀
I’m shocked Danny Tanner wasn’t on that list lolol I almost thought Joe had it when he was describing King Triton 🤣
As for the military camp face paint. I can confirm we definitely do it ourselves 🤣
Joe definitely needs to expand movies he's watched lol
Frankie bashing lebron james forgetting he loses his kid in space jam
STUFFED 😂
Me sitting here with KTape on my arm because of carpal tunnel, tennis elbow and a bicep tendon injury, listening to them bash it.... :(
Phil Dunphy not being on the board?! I kept yelling HILARY for Fresh Prince forgotten sister ☹️
Franks draft sucks and so does that dumbass hat he's wearing.
Yes can confirm New Mexico is a drug filled state and we are New Mexicans
This has me rolling so hard. Also how does Frankie not have an isotopes hat. He loves his triple A teams
Iron man!!!! I’m so surprised Frankie didn’t mention a marvel character! He saved the whole world and died just so not only his daughter who already survived but Spider-Man who he loved like a son would come back from the blip.
I thought this too!!
Hopper from stranger things !!
💯💯💯💯
Yes we are New Mexicans from New Mexico😂
Joe wins
The fact that Phil Dunphy isn’t on this list is a tragedy. The ultimate dad/husband.
The ENTIRE time I was saying Phil Dunphy
Goofy was my first thought 😂
kt tape hate will not be tolerated. im a dancer and i hold myself TOGETHER with kt tape
I’m hyper mobile KT tape is my lifeline 😭😭
Your missing Harry Stamper!!!
The phil dunphy erasure is diabolical
Lmao yes people from New Mexico are New Mexican(s)
Don’t worry Frankie I sent your request to my friend who works in tape at 3M
Frank picked King Kong over Phil Dunphy i’m rioting
How did Will Smith in Pursuit of Happiness not get picked as top 3
Walter white was an absolutely insane pick. Frankie’s list is atrocious but they’re both so bad. Danny tanner and Phil dunphy were ROBBED
not me thinking joe was drafting jesus christ when he was describing the cameron poe
Both of your drafts suck. Frank only wins because he picked Uncle Phil
Frankie’s list is so unbelievably ass bro what
Could you make collections for the patreon exclusives?
Not gonna lie, frankie’s list unbelievably ass
If only these guys knew about eye black in small town, Texas football. 😂
No Danny tanner !?
LITERALLY WAS THINKING THAT THE WHOLEEE TIME
Frank saying to put LeBron in the ocean and Joe calling it racist KILLED me
Franks list sucks
These lists are dog shit! No Phil Dunphy, Sandy Cohen, Keith Scott, Bandit Heeler (Bluey’s dad), Atticus Finch. Guys you can do better than meth dealers and Harry Potter. Philip Banks is the top answer though. He wins over all fathers.
Now someone PLEASE make a “constructionyard” edit on tiktok😂
no phil dunphy :(
Thankyou ant for the mats!!!
Liam in Taken allowed his 17 year old daughter to go to Paris. She hated him until he saved her from the Albanians with Finnish names. My top pick would be Ove from A Man Called Ove. He was supposed to become a dad but lost his unborn child in an accident that also left his wife disabled. He did everything for his wife and then became the whole neighborhood's dad/granddad.
Not having The Holy Father on this list is criminal
Frankie wins this one. Hands down.
what!!??
Ant cmon where are you with the facts. 72 wallaby way Sydney??💀 Dory didn’t remember P Sherman 42 Wallaby way Sydney for nothing😂
Literally came to the comments as soon as he said it because I needed to find out why I kept thinking 42😂
GASLIGHTING
Surprised Ant didn’t step in with Disney facts. King Trident is a single father to SEVEN daughters, give him some slack 🤣
Joe
Phil dunphy not being on the lists is a crime
they do there own war paint. i had to ask my husband who is in the military
Frank needs a job with the repubs with all his gaslighting.
Bandit from bluey?!?!
No Danny tanner?
rick grimes should've been on someone's list
Kung fu pandas dad not being on the list, alongside Steve Irwin for me had to be there
Frank would probably LOVE to know that kinesiology tape can be used on pregnant women to reduce pain and provide support on the belly
Their moms being their first picks for the Mother’s Day drafts but not doing the same for their dads is so funny for some reason to me.
Bob from Bob's burgers would easily be on my list. He loves his kids and wife so much omg
Joes list is superior in almost every way. But also not putting Phil Dunfey and Steve Irwin on either list???? Fucking blasphemy.
Nah, I think Frankie won with Gomez Adam’s
didn’t ariel’s dad literally destroy her entire collection of trinkets while she begged him to stop??
There has got to be some serious PTSD with humans since they killed her mother. Still not a totally valid excuse but I can see it.
Steve Irwin going un drafted is criminal
Miss you being in LA bro glad we have Luka but it’s weird seeing you in a Mavs uni. Laker for life
Joe's list was fire
That’s it. I’ve been a patron since the Danny days, never miss an episode, even went to a live show last year but Joe’s beliefs are not something I can stand for. He’s crossed a line I never thought was crossable from this show. I will not tolerate calling LeBron the goat ✌🏼
we done with the 90s unc
King Trident didn't listen to her because he was being overly protective BUT Frankie got the ending a bit wrong because he sacrificed himself to Ursula to try and SAVE his daughter. Good dad by that standard of lengths he'll go and he can indeed drown/beat up most of the other picks
Ned stark!!
Frank’s facial expression. “He didn’t do shit.” Is priceless.
I was SCREAMING that the daughter from Taken lied about where and what she was doing in Europe. Brian Mills did not deserve that slander Fankie
I can't believe no one picked Phil Dunphy
As someone from Wyoming...we are called Wyomingites 😂
Hey Frank, your picks suck ass.
i have two basement yard tickets for face value for san diego july 10th show 😁 i bought two extra on accident!!
HOWWW did they not say Arthur Weasley!!! Regardless, Joe wins 😅
Honestly disappointed Joe didn’t pick Frank just because he knew Frank was PRAYING for it
once again, joe wins
No pedro pascal characters?
Joe won!
The avengers and Uncle Phil.
I was always going to vote for whoever picked Uncle Phil, sorry Joe lmaoo
I ran track and field in Highschool and I still run now and CAN confirm KT tape is the biggest placebo effect ever
The dad from Interstellar not being on this list…
rick grimes !!!
pretty certain the creator of breaking bad has confirmed that walter white is dead.
my husband was in the army, their face paint (the few that i saw) are literally like little makeup compacts with the different colors and they just kinda smear it all over lol
Some dads I would have picked: Danny Tanner from full house, Cooper from Interstellar (literally one of my fav father/daughter relationships in all of media), Elio’s dad from Call Me By Your Name, and Stanley Tucci’s character from Easy A. Some of my fav dads
Yes for sure to Stanley Tucci in easy a!
Sorry Frankie, Joe wins
Obviously Joey wins
I got a black eye playing footy. And the attention was insane
HELL NO MERLIN IS AN AMAZING PICK JOEY
I lost it at the “so” stutters at 1:04:11 I choked on my shake 😭😭😭😭
Imagine if Joe picked Frankie. I haven’t watched all the way through, so I hope it happens
First comment. Big long fan. How are we not understanding that Joe won?
They missed the best father in all of media, Jack Pearson from “This is Us”!!!
ngl joe had me in the first half with mrs doubtfire but i think frankie won with uncle phil because lebron james is a bananas choice
I can’t believe Danny Tanner wasn’t on anyone’s list. 1. Single father of 3 little girls 2. Does his best to help his daughters navigate through their young lives 3. Those dad talks each episode were top tier
Joe wins, hands down! No contest!
I was waiting on Joe to say God or Jesus just to see Frankie uncomfortably try to argue that one😂
Frank "You're not going to get an argument out of me" then proceeds to argue against King Triton, lol
He started with an argument too 🤣 he sandwiched "no argument" between two arguments 🥲🥲
Frankie trying to argue against Mr. Incredible but justify Walter White is absolutely insane!!
As someone who was in the Army CADETS I can tell you those soldiers do their camo makeup themselves...and yes army cadets is JUST AS TOUGH AS THE REAL ARMY SHUTUP
I was hoping for someone to draft Clark Griswold on their lists lol
The way I CACKLED when Joe said “your dad’s dead”
I cannot stand Frankie with these goddamn lists LMFAO
I completely underestimated how much Frankie sounds like his dad when he's doing the impression until I saw the video of them
how is the incredibles dad not one of their first picks???
As a person who used to be married to someone in the army . they do the eyeblack to themselves or to each other.😂 it’s a lil girls time
lol they have little makeovers
Goofy is the best dad. Joe has not watched the movie
I don't think Frank understands there's a difference between burglary and trespassing when it comes to Mrs doubtfire😂😂
Uhhh Phil Dunphy anyone?! Also Cameron Poe is such a solid pick 😍
When he asked if Joe had had a black eye. It reminded me of the clip of frank saying “I haven’t had a black eye but I know your family had a black guy”
I worked at the candy shop that makes that cotton candy for 6.75 years 🤣🤣🤣
The fact that Joey couldn't think of the piece of technology that finds studs....a stud-finder lmao
Danny Tanner as an UDFA is crazy
I feel like Frank misunderstood a big part of Breaking Bad.
think Frank wins with Gomez and Marlin 💀 Joey has a solid list tho
Remember that episode of Scarred when the kid tried to grind a rail and ripped his sack open 😭😭😭
This inspired me to watch the Mother’s Day draft and frank literally picked Skylar white😭
Hank Hill snubbed
you’re both wrong tony stark takes #1 dad
Just going to say that there’s a part in King Kong v Godzilla where Kong literally picks up Suko and hits another monkey with him lol
Omg I put electrical tape on my nips for a rave one time and boyyyy did I have a bad rash after taking those bad boys offs 🫣
Nooooo 😭😭😭
The sound of them eating that cotton candy literally made me feel homicidal for a hot minute
Pretty fucked that no one picked Bob from Bob's Burgers. Can he beat anyone up? No. But as someone who has a shitty, absentee dad, I'd give anything to have someone as dependable and loving as Bob.
You are correct - soldiers either paint their own camo or have someone else do it like a makeup artist😂 although they don’t spend a lot of time on it. Just paint their face green, throw on some dark green and brown streaks and then call it good 😂
you could bring your tape ideas directly to 3M when you have your show in minneapolis
Frankie won with uncle Phil. Sorry not sorry
i think Joe loses just on the fact that lebron has said “ain’t no party like a diddy party”
We are Wyomingites
Frank I love you but you can be straight delusional. Acting like Joey is more gaslighty than you?? Acting like joes line up isn’t solid as hell??
I’m surprised Catholic School Joe didn’t say God LOL
Joey easily one this
Frankie. METH making over faking being a woman?! You need help LOL, cooking meth is a risk to you and everyone around you 😂😂 Also - Dad Incredible worked for an insurer and was trying to sneak accepting claims for old people so they didn’t die or something… feels like a VERY understandable reaction being fired for that 😂
Ant needs his own camera
YES i agree!!
As someone who lives in New Mexico, it is 100% a drug filled state 😂
Um hello…phill dunphy is AT LEAST an honorable mention
THANK YOU. I was waiting. Like okay maybe not security but Phil would go to any lengths for his children. And he’s a positive influence.
Will Smith - Pursuit of Happiness Will Smith - I Am Legend Freddie Freeman - LA Dodgers 1B Kevin Hart - Fatherhood Will Ferrel - Daddy’s Home Kevin Costner - Field of Dreams Phil Dunphy - Modern Family What y’all think?
Danny Tanner from Full House?????
How does Danny T not get picked first?! Lol
the fuckin harry potter synopsis at the end was absurdddd lmaooo
Not them shitting on KT tape lmao that shit helps!
heres a conversation starter i want y'all to discuss on the pod: What would you 'non-super' superpower be? that means it cant be something that's used to fight crime in any way! examples are: bed stays the perf temp, hair never messes up, always know what you want to eat, etc! i feel like frank and joe would come up with great answers!!
Joe’s would be being able to eat and drink anything he likes without shitting himself 😂
“I’m not a big tool guy” “Yeah I’m not a big tool guy either” Doesn’t surprise me in the slightest 😂😂😂
Frank thanks again for sharing your dad on the YouTube video it was so sweet to finally meet him 🥲🥲
me yelling Rupert Giles at my screen 😂 he wasn’t a dad but also yes he was!!!
suuuper underrated Mufasa impression
Frankie going the crime route while it's Walter White vs Mrs doubtfire was a wild choice lmfao
the only reason i know eye black works is because hockey players wear it for the stadium series (outdoors), and those men will skate on broken ankles so they wouldn’t use it for nothing lmao
Allen Matthews- boy meets world… Number one dad
Eric is the older brother! Allen is the dad (:
joey wins for sure, frankie tanked his with walter white. possibly one of the worst characters in the world to me (written very well, HATED him though). but the disrespect to goofy is crazy </3 also king triton literally exchanged his life to save ariel and learned to let her go at the end of the movie. who would do that for their 16 year old daughter 😭
how did no one choose howard from jingle all the way
I'm starting to think Frankie has no idea what gaslighting is
I swore Frankie was gonna go with like Tony Stark or Clint Barton
Kratos absolutely snubbed
hi basement baddies 🙂↕️
Sorry Frankie but Im agreeing with Joe. Mrs. Doubtfire tumps Walt here. Sorry 🩷
Really outing myself as a Basement Yard weirdo but …they’ve both eaten that exact cotton candy before on Santagato Studios and Ant produced it sooo idk why I’m the only one that remembers this
Me sitting on my first week of my job air monitoring asbestos abatement and they casually mention asbestos abatement🤨
King Kong did you the baby gorilla like a weapon to beat up other gorillas lol just saying 🤷🏻♂️
Yes, we are called New Mexicans. And there are a lot of drugs. No lies were told.
Joes list is 100% better
Joe wins
why did ant not pull up the video of king kong SLAMMING little kong into the ground by his leg
"means you're gonna have great emotional pain". Me, who's never broken a bone: gee thanks Ant; that fuckin' tracks. -__- lmao
Y’all are missing some INCREDIBLE dads from these ranks. 🤦🏻♀️
Joey team clears
Joe wins for sure.
It’s funny how Frank brought up the part about ranking the dads on how much they can beat each other up and then went and chose a fish…
Obviously Joe has the W in this debate but I understand WW intentions but ongoing criminal and greed removes him from dad list
People from Florida are Floridiots, not Floridians 😂
Sorry but Joe won this one
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Phil Dunphy got snubbed
I really thought Joe was going to say Kobe Bryant instead of LeBron James.
im surprised none of them put Tony Stark on their list
i was in a car accident where part of my arm was skinned and i had to have a skin graft. frank is exactly right, the WORST part is when the shock leaves you and the pain hits. once they’re bandaging you it’s the worst pain. i have a gnarly scar now though
The kinesiology tape has been a godsend during my pregnancy. Easing my pelvic and lower back pain
I'm a welder and a metal fabricators and yeah wearing the welding helmet is supes gay
I line the inside of my hood with naked ladies because of how gay it makes me
Dying at the graphic for this episode. I was so curious how Con Air was gonna fit into this lmao 😂
Joes was the best!
My husband cut his fingers off with a table saw. Imagine his coworkers when he comes running towards you with his fingers hanging off lol
TGIF lol
As a teacher of 9 year olds, if you only knew how many fights I’ve had to breakup about “my dad could beat your dads ass”😂
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JOE AS CAMERON POE?! y'all know your audience 😍
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