#507 - We're Going To The Major Leagues

Some arkansans pronounce it “Mizz-Ur-Uh”

I saw an article saying that Ozzy Osbourne is selling his D.N.A. in Liquid Death cans for $450 each.

Have one of you throw the pitch and the other one try to hit it 🤷🏽‍♂️

I literally just visited San Diego for a Padres game nooooo 😭

did this video come up as private for anyone else? I know it comes out publicly tomorrow but was hoping to watch it early :(

Bruuhhhh there is someone in my town trying to sell the soap for $300 on Facebook marketplace 💀😭

There are so many times I'm watching and I think 'I just read a really cool book that talks about this that I think they would enjoy'. This time it's Eve: How the Female Body Drove 200 Million Years of Human Evolution by Cat Bohannon, the audiobook is very good.

Frankie is so adamant about arguing, that he HAD to argue about vibe checking bars even thought he secretly agrees lol. Just can't help be the devil's advocate

yeah we don’t know how deep our coochies go 😂

If Ant was talking about IVF…although they are started in a lab, the woman definitely grows them once the embryo is implanted😂

Frank as a woman you can speak for me

Idk if it’s true or not but they said that the Sidney sweety soap had a hole in the center of it… now that makes me believe 100% losers buy the soap

I HATE WHEN THEY SEAT U JEXT TO PPL IN AN EMPTY PLACE!!! every time i say “of all places” n i feel like a dickhead but bruh COME ON

does anyone see joe turning into a silver fox? or am i wrong? I see the grays

‘Where were we?’ Ant: ‘ you were making fun of people in wheelchairs’ 😭😂😭 The addition of Ant is such a blessing to us all

Why don't you both sell bath water to see who sells more and end this debate once and for all. Then donate the money to a charity? (But monitor whether Frank buys Joe's lol)

Frank is right, the bath water consumers are losers

Yall should make that’s bananas/ that’s banana pants merch!😂

Which padres game!?!

As a MILF of two this episode was my favorite by far

I think it’s crazy they said 50 Gs considering if they’ve ever been in a pool together, they’ve essentially drank water that the other person just sat in for 20 minutes, and other people sat in it too..

Wild wild West mentions in back-to-back videos. Matt and Shane are gonna come after you guys.🤣🤣

AYYY i design stuff that’s in the Padres stadium!! hell yeah!!

I now need a grape stomping video from santagato studio

Good morning. Strong start hearing my sex organ compared to waterways then highways

4 inches. It’s 4 inches 🤣🤣

Can anyone tell me if they sold their merch at the previous live shows? Coming down from Canada for the Minneapolis show and I wanna get my grubby little paws on some merch

Wait til they find out the bar of soap has a HOLE in it

Just when I thought we went a whole episode without frank calling someone a bitch, he throws it in there at the last second 😅

Love the quick thumbnail switcheroo lol

Frankie needs to get a chiuhuhas hat

Ok I actually had to skip the drinking of the bath water part... Holy shit I was gagging!!!🤮

The AUDACITY to say you are throwing out a first pitch for the Padres and your thumbnail is you both wearing our rivals jerseys. Lol

LOLL the vagina depth questioning was funny. its sadly not common knowledge for everyone but it should be but yeah, unaroused vaginas are on average 3 inches deep depending on the individual, but arousal causes it to become more elastic and stretchy to accommodate more length/girth. average is around 5-6inches but can be stretched upwards to 8 at max again depending on the individual. some ppl (with practice) can go further but anything above 8inches can get dangerous without practice or being gifted with rare additional stretch lmaoo. most porn is unrealistic and the actors have experience lolol oh also, the human anus is able to stretch wide enough to fit an adult raccoon so do with that what you will

I actually agree with Frank I think going to different bars and leaving ones that are dead or too busy are all part of the night out 🤣🤣

I believe Sydney Sweeney pitched the soap idea btw👍

also ALSO re: babies and stuff--a pregnant person carrying a child with eggs/ovaries will also be carrying their potential grandchild

This is gonna be u popular but I think frank just likes to argue for arguments sake and makes it up as he goes along ..but I also like it when they get excited cos they just both agree and go all that boyish way

Go to Joe’s or Arthur Bryant’s in KC 😎 Q39 and Jack Stack are fussy, sit-down and get waited on spots. Burnt ends are the local specialty!

Respectfully… if you have to BUY a bar of soap made with the bath water of any other human being. Male or Female…. You need to get your life together

cant wait for San Diego! I'm praying I get to talk about the story I submitted lol

Unfunny comment but thank you for these videos. The comic relief they provide is a much needed distraction from the endless horrors that seem to come day in and day out in 2025. Much love 🫶

I can't wait to watch you guys throw the 1st pitch at my home park!

Just in case anyone was curious, those Sydney sweenie bars of soap are selling on eBay for over $250 now

I’ve gone to bars where it’s dead and then once we grabbed our drinks others would end up walking in too. Then it was packed by the time we left. Calling for a “vibe check” is the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard. Bar hopping is part of the experience. Playing pool without waiting, or darts. Nah. Those kids are stupid.

Throwing the first pitch at a Padres game against the diamondbacks and having the thumbnail of you in Dodgers jerseys is a choice

i was dying at the vagina depth question because in my head i just remember learning it is 3-4 inches deep. HOWEVER, i did some research and got an answer. so normally it is about 2-4 inches deep but with arousal can stretch to be 4-8 inches deep!!!

I truly wish they had a playlist of only the patreon episodes. So I can go back one by one and just watch them all without searching through which ones I've seen already.. is there a thing already? I just subscribed but have been watching for years now. Wanna watch every patreon episode without having to click to see if I've seen the video already.

Last episode full of parenting advice. This week “you were nothing and she made you something…and then you grow tall.” Crazy wild difference lolol.

Sorry to the losers😂😂

wild start to the show....

“I’ve tasted you”

Sitting here with morning sickness, listening to my boys talk about birth is making me feel powerful and not so anxious 😆. I’ll need to remember this episode to listen to during birth 😆😆

wait when are y'all throwing the first pitch?

Vaginas are only a few inches deep, BUT THEY STRETCH AND THAT’S WHAT WE LIKE.

10k to drink a shot of their bath water is too easy Ant! Have some self respect my guy 😂

Just bought my Padres ticket 🤭 2 things I love: baseball and TBY boys

Congrats on MSG boys. You pigs deserve it🫶🏽

They think we just have like a cavernous vagina? Like just a foot of open space? When we get a pap a doctor is just like elbow deep?? 😂😂

I NEED TO GO TO THAT FUCKING GAME. My boyfriend has season tix and I’m praying we have that game

I like how you guys are throwing out the first pitch at a Padres game but the thumbnail has you wearing their division rivals’ jersies

Seriously go to Slaps BBQ or Q-39 in KC!!!!!

Frank needs to go in an airplane simulator to get used to the length of flight for Aus. All I want is to see u guys live. I need this for my menty health 🙏🏽

Can't wait for the Detroit show!

Definitely share the date on that Padres game!!! I live in so-cal!!

Frank I need you to be holding a hot dog while throwing the pitch

did I miss it or did they mention what day they’re throwing the pitch for the padres? 😭

Joey asking what the other apps were and like crouching down all excited was so real 🤣😂 I had to rewatch it

I’m with Frank, anyone buying the Sydney Sweeney soap is a loser, no exceptions. So if you don’t wanna be a loser, don’t buy it 👍🏻

Still waiting on that AntCam 🤣🤣

Definitely eat at Joe's BBQ when you guys come to KC!!!

The only time I’d probably go to padres game to see them do the first pitch 😂

mind you this is not a Patreon episode. YouTube hates to see them coming

i was a lights out pitcher in softball ngl.

I’m really loving all the padres merch that Frank has 🤎💛

6 inches is 15cm 😂

i’ve been a woman my whooole life n idek where my vagina starts n cervix ends n uterus is found i just wing this thing

Kansas City is pumped!

Wait until they find out uterus’s move/shift out of the way when doing the deed lol

It can be that size lol a vagina seems like a tardis. Bigger on the inside 💀🤣

Saying if I want to go to The Ditty is crazy especially now. I understand it’s spelled different but choosing that as an example is crazy by Frankie

I’ve accidentally threw a nasty curveball in little league and have never thrown one since

I actually don't know how deep my own gynie is! This show gets so educational sometimes. "The More You Know"

Come to Australia boys!!!!!

Happy Monday- this is possibly the longest I’ve ever thought about vaginas…

frank exposed himself pretty hard with that 10cm comment lmfao

Coming in hot this morning Joe!!

Come to buffalo!

Let’s go Monday!!!

I wake up at 3am for work in PNW and these videos make waking up worth it 🫶🏻

Shocked Frank isn’t holding a dog in the cover

Come to Australia

Night boys

happy monday basement babies 🩷