We Wrote A Script

Frankie should of been shocked so much more than he was 😂😂

I’ve watched this episode maybe 3 times and every time I’m reminded how well of an actor Joe could be 😂

Yo, Joey did a really good job but that script was like a fever dream out of Adventure Time, which is already a fever dream. And nobody gases up Frankie more than Frankie 🤣

has anyone made a cartoon video out of this yet

Hands down the funniest episode ever

new patreon member here can't wait to enjoy words!

Just got Patreon and this is probably the funniest thing I’ve ever seen

I made a mistake and watching this for the first time in a laundromat full of people

Lmfao this was the funniest episode ever. I was watching it at work and I had coworkers stopping to ask me if I was alright because I was crying laughing

Guys I don’t think it means what you think it means. 😂 I think it means if you don’t stand behind our troops, stand in front of them like “you get on the front lines if you don’t support the people on the front lines”. But what do I know 😂

I loved this!🤣

Favorite episode so far omg

Frank if you think that bumper sticker is insane you would HATE what you see in any small town in pennsylvania. after the election there were electronic billboards all over my area that was a picture of trump with the caption “daddy’s home” and then switched to a graphic of guns photoshopped to point at pictures of women in government

This script is so family guy coded

My favourite episode every by far lol

Joe literally did a thing with The Rock and says he has zero acting in his past lol

I literally peed a little in my pants watching this. Was definitely not expecting this

This was one of the best episodes ever 😭😂

The way I kept yelling at Frankie for breaking character so many times 😂 I was DYING

I'm fucking SOBBING I can't catch my fucking breath. Help me. 🤣😭

I am already watching this for the fourth time. It is hilarious!!! I CANNOT wait for Joey to write a script plzzzz bless us with that before the year ends

I'm currently at work watching this and I am struggling lmfaoo

I don’t know why but the funniest part of this episode to me was Frank asking Joey “what is at the center of all fear? “ and then the answer was also fear

Never laughed so much before

fucking iconic

Frank is obsessed with guns lately

all jokes aside, ant has a good narrator voice 😭

Could not listen to this at work I kept laughing so hard

Shift + F3 will let you toggle the capitalization

they absolutely killed the singing portion

Lmfao we need more episodes like this 😂😂😂 I was crying laughing 😂

my cheeks hurt bro omg 😭😭😭 frankie losing it while joe tries so hard to keep it together is pure gold

That fact that Frankie was dying laughing the whole time and he’s the one that wrote it.

I need someone to please make this a cartoon

One of my favorite episodes to date😭

The amount of times I have watched this video is not healthy

Cloudy with a chance of boom boom

Providence, RI needs a live show 👀

i laughed, i cried, i shat my panties

Me at 29 needing to wear pantyhose bc I had bad circulation 🤣😭

Potential meaning: Finding fear is within the deepest, most faul, part of yourself where most release in private but yet it is empowering when released. But, it "unalives" him since he kept his shit in for so long that it became so MASSIVE, So BIG, So POWERFUL that it VIOLENTLY devoured him. In turn, what he devoured that became his shit ATE him. Is his view of himself so demeaning that he feels his own shit is more powerful than himself where it has the power to end him? And Brenda being the polar opposite of him in every way, she is DIVINE, GRACEFUL, WISE, all knowing and POWERFUL ... she is who he admires but fights against within himself. SCENE 58:03

"The Clouds in Me" or "The Clouds with Fear" 55:19

This was such a good use of free will

The Thumbnail 😂😂

This legit reminds me of when Elijah Daniel wrote that fan fiction about Donald trump 😭😭😭

tears! Literally crying of laughter!!

This legitimately gave me a chest injury from laughing so hard

I need a signed, original copy of this script to frame for the wall… pure gold, acting on point, and full of meaning! Love ya, boys!!

remembering how many times frank said he hates potty humor 🫶🏻

Not me singing along to U2 and bawling.

This is probably the funniest episode I’ve seen 😅

MY MOM HAS THAT BUMPER STICKER PLEASEEEEE LMFAOOOO ITS ACTUALLY WILD

I laughed through this whole episode. 😭

When Brenda pulled out the bazooka I absolutely lost my mind

I love director frank

im very anti war, i see soldiers as people with few options who are victims of capitalism. Most people join up for a job or school. Veterans need to be supported better in our country. Veterans should not only have free effective healthcare, but free housing, a tax deduction, free schooling, free food, literally everything taken care of. Theyve already paid enough

Joe u never watched pacific rim?

Wouldnt that Godzilla be called a Kaijpoo

That AGHHHH at 31:11 was *chefs kiss*

Hahahaha oui

he definitely used chat gpt to write that

I watched the climax scene with the flying and gunfight 5-10 times. I was crying

the title should be 'Precipooptation'

oui

I always took the "if you if don't stand behind them you better stand in front of them" as if you don't support them then you go take a bullet for your country

okay but joe's got some pipes

Cried laughing omg 😭😭

If you could release a pdf of the script? I WOULD LOVE TO LEGITIMATELY ANALYZE IT . I'm a creative writing major focused in poetry and my best friend is a theater major and I could bounce ideas off of them too!

I LOVED THIS EPISODE

Joey's monolgue sent me 😂😂

He died so hard……. aaand scene

Joe can actually act and I think Frank has a kink for being shocked. Lol Very funny!

I don't think I've laughed this hard in years, full on bent over scream laughing at work lmaoooo good job guys 🤣👏👏

WHAT IS THIS SCRIPT LMFAOOOO

Oh, there are definitely people who do not support the troops

I feel like this is the episode that needs to be shown to people when they ask what this podcast is about. Lmao

my volume down button was going through it this episode

There’s a limit to how much I like clouds too

I’m about to watch this for the second time. Work sucks

Okay joe killed that monologue tho

I AM CRYINGGGGGGG

Why is this just a rick and morty script

Okay so Joey can fucking sing wtf

Im crying from laughter. not what I expected but hilarious! Joes yelp took me out lmao

In regards to the conversation about Memorial Day in the beginning of this episode, you do not say "have a nice holiday weekend" or "Happy Memorial Day" to anyone. Memorial Day is not a happy weekend. It's a time to be mourning and reflect on the brave men and women who have given their lives in the military. It's a long weekend because to those who have lost someone serving their country, it's a long lifetime without them.

this was the funniest thing I've ever seen

I need to know if the script was real or just a defence mechanism?

Incredible

Gotta be my favorite episode yet. The repeated defense mechanism line had me crying laughing. I have never seen such commitment to the bit😹

Legitimately could not have predicted any part of this episode/that script. Well done to the Playwright, whomever they may be. Also 7/10 for Frank, 8/10 for Joe. Frank couldn’t keep his composure while Joey kept it locked down.

really love what they're saying about the bumper sticker frank saw

is the scar on joe's neck from the other time they wore the collars

Absolutely insane watch 10/10 boys

Not at one point did I know what was happening 😭

This might be one of the funniest episodes I’ve ever seen. First time I’ve ever commented but I had to on this one

frankie laughing more than joe at his OWN script is killing me

frankie should’ve gotten shocked more

watching joe go to the darkest places in his mind to not laugh is never not fun

This is the best thing ever, I’m crying

“I’m going to shoot you in the tits now, brinda!” 🤣🤣🤣

I cannot get over how much Joe looks like Jerry Seinfeld in the thumbnail lol

The AK-47 being pulled out had me scream laughing

Why is no one mentioning their pronunciation of lingerie lmao

chatgpt could never

Can we PLEASE get another segment of “The Whitest White Ladies”. I rewatched it and could not stop laughing

How does his brain come up with this

how do i log this on my letterboxd

Absolutely insane lads , bravo

Genuinely top 3 episodes

"Cloudy with a chance of crap Kaiju"

If I had to be shocked for laughing while watching this, then I would’ve also been convulsing aggressively, insanely, and dying so hard.

Joey in a crop top and overalls would be incredible 🤤🤤

More of these PLEASE 😂😂😂

ant’s lil ‘oh!’s bring me to the floor

One of the best episodes! 'She can fly now' is brilliant writing

The way "She can fly now" took me the hell out

Laughed so much harder than I thought I would lmfao definitely the funniest episode yet

ive been watching joe's videos for probably over a decade at this point and his acting in this surprised me (in a positive way idk how tf you did that man)

“She can fly now” made me pass away. RIP.

Can we talk about how Ant is a really good narrator!?

Franks hairline in this still will haunt me for decades.

If clips of this episode doesn't persuade people to join Patreon, nothing will.

Please do these script reads every month. This is gold

Ok but Joey can sing though

i don't know how frankie wrote all of this but i definitely didn't expect any of it

Joes ability to not crack under threat of electro-shock...insane lol this episode is among my top 5

frankie's mind needs to be studied😭 bc no one else could've thought of such insane story

The thumbnail almost took me out

clouded by excrement would be a good title for this i think

Please do this on tour!

I hate this but love this 💀💀💀💀

PLS DO THIS AGAIN OH MY GOD 😭😭😭💀

Trump doesn’t respect the troops he’d rather golf and lie to their face then show them respect

I was not expecting Joe to be that great of an actor. He’s pretty fucking good! As far as who did it better, I would say Joe did. Frank was great too, but he broke character a lot more than Joe did and Frank also knew what emotions the “screen writer” intended each character to have for the script while Joe had to just go off a whim and wing it and he did a really good job winging it. Both of you would make great actors in Hollywood. I think y’all should write a comedy show. I know I would watch many many seasons of you guys acting along with the podcast. I love you guys.

Definitely need a Santagato Studios short film of this

I cant unsee joe as seinfeld🤣

So what were the mats for

ohh my god i have never laughed so hard at a piece of media😭 this was incredible

Why do i have a feeling frankie watched sing 2 recently

Did I really enjoy this episode… or is it just a defense mechanism?

Welp i guess this is the last episode holly wood will see this and they will be stars in the next Tarantino movie it was a good run everyone

Title: Cloudy with a Chance of Diadoodle

I think it's fucking hilarious that Frank is the one getting shocked the most even though he was the one who made it up. Bravo to Joe on his emotional monalogue 👏

Hands down the funniest podcast ive seen so far BRO MY FUCKING SIDES ARE KILLING ME XD

frankie’s lack of grammar skills is so funny, like he literally has a masters

You guys I haven’t stopped saying “she can fly now” and I cry laugh every time

You should sign these and give them away on tour lol

My stomach hurts from laughing. I cannot handle this shit. But Joe fucking killed this, future actor in the making lmao

This video was funny but also unbearable kinda. And I hope “is it real or just a defense mechanism” is gold and I hope it becomes more. I definitely want to use it in poetry or something

After we got to “Brenda can fly now” I lost it 😂😂😂

This reminds me of when I created a murder mystery for my entire extended family, spent 6 hours watching them follow the instructions carefully, fully engulfing themselves in their characters…only to reveal at the very end that it was completely and utterly made up of nonsensical nothingness. All of their actions were meaningless and unconnected. The pain in their eyes. The rage. It was the best. That was the same power Frankie felt writing this script.

I wanna know how much Frank died laughing at himself while writing this! 🤣🤣

The AK47 and f’ing Bazooka scene had me on the floor!!!!!😂😂😂

Hearing all the wheezes in the background of some very serious “scenes” 😂

47:39 I’m in tears 😭😭😭

I haven’t laughed out loud like this in a while 😂😂😂😂

Back up with your overalls😂😂

So Brenda is the mother that Jack never had (she died when he was a baby). Jack’s shitting and his father’s anger are their ways of expressing their feelings about the mother’s death. Jack subconsciously creates “Brenda” to help him become his true self. Once he opens up about his truth he realizes that it stems from the trauma of his mother’s death, and that Brenda is his mother! This angers him which makes him want to “kill” or banish Brenda. The Godzilla is his father coming to protect him. Brenda understands the anger but alas wants to relieve Jack of his anger, emotional distress, and most importantly him shitting himself. The father shit monster kills Jack instead to make up for the years of anger. “Brenda”/the mother, father/“shit monster”, and Jack all enter heaven (the clouds) so they can be a family together. Jack only ever loved shitting himself because he was expressing his emotions that way. It wasn’t the shit after all, it was the release of feelings that he loved! The meaning - Be one with our feelings, express them. Otherwise we create an unhappy world with shit monsters. Harvard here I come! 🤓

more of these!

“I’m going to shoot you in the tits brenda and you are going to die” sent me into ORBIT 😂

Joe won it easy, but I swear Frank was not getting shocked had much has he should had he was laughing every 2 minutes 😂

As a 3rd grade teacher, I feel like I’m listening to the writing of one of my students

i personally do not support the troops but that’s just me

The yelps had me on the floor 😂

Title: Kaiju No.2

I thought for sure Frankie was going to make Joey act out crapping his pants.

i’m just amazed frank came up with a 5 page detailed script can he write my college essay please

K Joe with the Oscar nomination tho wtf you killed that

"Oui" 😂😂

why is no one talking about their pronunciation of lingerie 😭😭😭

Joe is DOMINATING at this 😂😂😂

Joe seems annoyed all the time lately

I laughed so hard I cried the whole episode. Amazing 🤣

Frank needs to write a whole SNL episode like yesterday 😭

This was one of the funniest episodes ever! So creative and fun! Great job to Frankie on that. Joe’s acting was the best. Oh, and Joe’s singing with Frank on back up vocals was awesome. I love that Ant is part of the show now. Thanks guys!!

I’m only at page 1 I’m so scared lmao

At first I was like oh my God he wrote five pages and as we got to about page 3 I realized oh ok this is all just nonsense.

You should do a scene on stage (at the Chicago show)😂 omg this had me cryinggg

already rewatching

Frankie very much deserved a neck shock collar today.

best episode

Frank’s brain must be studied

the ak47 sent me

oh this was amazing i haven't laughed this hard in a long time

This is my favorite episode to date

If Joe isn’t reading a brand new script next week from a mysterious screenwriter, I’m borrowing Brenda’s babooka.

This felt like a Rick and Morty episode.

Incredible that this is all from Frank's brain Becca is a lucky woman

i have two basement yard tickets for the san diego show face value that i accidentally bought as extras!! pls lemme know if ur interested!!😸

Just to bring everyone up to speed, Frankie took time away from his children and helping pack up a house for a mood to write THIS. Masterpiece Theater, truly.

frank telling joe not to laugh meanwhile he’s laughing the most lmao

Now this is what I pay $10 a month for

Joey almost cracked on his first line hahah 🤣

This was the funniest episode ever

Just Frankie laughing at his own jokes lmaooo

Joe was so good lmaooooooo

What on earth did I just watch?

This was the best thing ever

My GAWD Frankie had to have been on something writing this!!

This was way tooo funny definitely need more of these 😂😂

Frank is so proud of his writing that he couldn't stop laughing

ive never laughed so hard at an episode

I can’t wait for someone to animate this whole thing 🤣🤣

Should’ve named it “cloudy with a chance of crap”

How someone makes an animation out of this

Frank not being able to keep it together at anything he himself wrote is what really gets me 🤣🤣🤣

i’m laughing so hard

over the…normal amOUNT

This is the best 😂 but let’s have all the other guys be the writers and you guys have to act it out with the shock collars 😭 omg I was crying laughing

Frank deserved every one of those shocks

Hey guys, the patriotism “troops” phrase is saying if you don’t support them, then YOU stand as the front line. Not that the troops will execute you for lack of support. 😆

Is it real, or is it just a defense mechanism?

This was hysterical! Insane but also so creative😂

Never take Ants mic away lol. His giggles throughout each video are hilarious😂

No, I had to put this on pause. I almost burst out laughing at my desk 😅

When I clicked on this, I thought yall were about to announce a real movie that you had written. Silly me. Truly unfettered entertainment Can’t ask for more than that. Joey truly committing to every bit of this in order to avoid being shocked, and Frankie breaking on every other line was fantastic. The piece de resistance was Joey’s sublime take on that song. Unforgettable. You should let fans submit scripts and do this once a month.

Mid-episode I was laughing so hard thinking “wtf am I watching?”

The most funniest, unhinged episode ever!! I couldn’t stop laughing 🤣🤣

I’m so glad I subscribed to their Patreon, this is gold! 😂

to be clear I was laughing the entire video but I fucking lost it at “NANNY NANNY POO POO!”

I’ve been a patron for almost 3 years now, and it’s been worth it the whole time, but when I say this was worth the subscription by itself I wouldn’t be lying. This is by far the hardest I’ve ever laughed at an episode

Please do more of these! I laughed so hard I was sobbing along with Frank!! Also great job Joe for keeping it all together for the majority of it!

Joes monologue was honestly amazing. The raw emotions that were conveyed really made me feel sympathy for jack. Frank had some good lines too but kept on breaking so we couldn't see his true potential. Joe definitely takes the best actor award for this one absolutely brilliant performance.

This was the best fucking thing. Thank you for the laughs ❤️😂

I haven’t laughed this hard since the interview episode lmao

I laughed the entire episode 12/10

Why is Frank not getting shocked ?!!?!?! Lmfao he basically laughed the ENTIRE time

Watching this bedridden after my menb vaccine with a 102 fever and unable to move my arm..

I made the mistake of watching this while on the treadmill at the gym. I am wheezing

this was one of the best episodes ever lmfaooooo 🤣🤣🤣

Joe’s “yelp” 🤣

Frankie wrote the script and still laughs harder than anyone 🤣😭

THE YELP OMFG I AM SOBBINGGGGGGG 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I have never laughed this hard EVER

I needed this kind of laugh LMAO

Knew it was gonna be good when I saw the Seinfeld art

Ant's commentating reminds me of the narrator from arrested development

This was art

Okayyyyyy Joey the singerrrrrrr

Literally actively watching the pilot writing episode and then I open my phone to this graphic, I love yall😂

This is so threat level midnight coded

This might be my favorite episode ever 😂😂😂😭😭😭🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

I cried

I can't seem to get through this one. Kinda lame Frank good thing you're not a real screen writer.

Does Frankie just love to be shocked?!? How could he write this shit KNOWING joes delivery would absolutely wreck him 🤣🤣🤣

This is probably one of my favorite episodes and I can't wait for the unhinged Joey script

So glad I’m working from home today cuz I was in tears watching this lmao, funniest episode ever😂

Omg acting GOLD in this episode!!! Thanks for the Friday laughs, LOL

Oshkosh, Wisconsin mentioned 🔥

The fact that I get to go see these two idiots in July makes me giddy

This was AMAZING!!🤣

So frank hates anything with farts but writing an entire character around crapping himself is okay

in Jack’s lines while holding the gun, i really felt Joe reminding me so much of how Danny would’ve delivered it and it made me laugh harder. give it up for Jack and Brenda.

Yall don’t miss a lot, but Frankie this video was horse shit so far at 43:48

Frank DEFINITELY should’ve been shocked waaaaay more 😂

Instant classic... WOW WOW WOW. Still laughing!!!

11/10

Someone PLEASE make this in AI so we can experience this in IMAX 😂

this was hysterical...but im just gunna say it, joeys acting was incredible! lol i really think you guys should bring the shock collars to your buddy in canada and do it on the Library show!

Please make this acting bit apart of the live shows 😂

PLEASE do another one of these

This went exactly as Joey predicted, and I need to see how many typos there were, and I need Joey to do a script next. I love this so much

Need joeys script immediately—next Friday please

This went just as I imagined Frankie laughing at his own script

The way this had me SOBBING laughing

I’m in tears😭🤣🤣

this is what we buy the patreon for

There 100% are people who don't support the troops. I literally just saw people disrespecting WW2 veterans at a parade on memorial day

Loved this! Need joey to do his next :)

I think the bumper sticker meant like, if you don’t stand behind the troops then you stand in front of them since you don’t need their protection😂 not that our own military is gonna shoot them in the face lmao

I’m not okay this is hysterical

LMAO what is the plot here

The Way I’m never gonna stop saying I’m gonna shoot you in the tits now Brenda🤣🤣🤣

Joe actually has a great voice and them holding it together like they did is amazing 🤩 I couldn't hold it together

The script feels like something I wrote in my writing class in 8 grade 🤣🤣🤣 I’m in tears

Frankie laughing so hard as if he didn’t write it 😂😂😂 good job boys!!. I needed this laugh.

GUYS THIS IS THE FUNNIEST PATREON EXCLUSIVE THEY HAVE EVER DONE. i have been in tears this whole time

This is some real subtle comedy

this was the best thing i’ve ever watched

just literally spit my coffee on my work computer this was the funniest episode by far

The thumbnail is wild lmfao

THE THUMBNAIL 😂👏🏻

if I’m offered a magic school bus field trip I’m going straight into Frankie’s brain because what the hell

It’s Frankie getting shocked for laughing at his own jokes too early for me

This is my favorite episode in a long time. It’s been a while since I’ve laughed this consistently

Joey makes me laugh so hard! I think he can keep a straight face better. Frank is good, but Joey shows it more on his face.. thank you for the fun time while doing my make up you guys are the best.!

Why is no one talking about the perfect execution of the yelp into the U2 song by Joe??! So good!!

the way the plot twist actually got me….💀💀💀💀

The Between Two Ferns reference🤣

all time thumbnail

Joey actually KILLED this haha

Joe naming actors and not mentioning Jim Carrey (who is tattooed on his arm) is wild haha

this has been one of the funniest episodes of all time

We need to see the script that Joe comes up with bc Frank’s was insane 😭😭

This is the closest we’ll ever get to more slam poetry. Someone PLEASE animate this that would be fantastic😂 also please give us an Ant cam guys

the screenwriter deserves an award, & the boys deserve an oscar for this performance. bravo 👏👏👏

Title: Cloudy with a chance of BM

This is the funniest piece of content on the internet. I am blowing my nose because of how hard I am laughing. Between Frankie’s arm flails and Joe actually delivering a solid performance. This is pure gold.

This is my 9/11. I will never forget 🫡

The whole “if you don’t stand behind the troops, stand in front of them” is soooooo cringe. I’m a milspo and absolutely fucking not. Sounds like a dependa line

Incredible 👏 👏 👏 👏

This was insane 😂

This really woke me up this morning 😂 oh my god I can’t wait till Joey makes his own

The fucking thumbnail for this episode 😂

“Wi” genuinely floored me

It’s Frankie not being able to stop laughing for me

i got it..."boom-boom Joe"

This is my favorite episode I cannot stop laughing

This was more cringey than anything

You both should write separate skits and act them out. This was gold.

This was a wild way to start my morning.

Frankie cracks himself up and I love it 😂

Poop Fiction is the obvious choice for the name.

i’ve never gone back and rewatched clips as much as i did in this episode, i almost crapped my pants

this is possibly the funniest ep ever in the history of the basement world

Hilarious that Frankie wrote this yet he cane stop laughing

That was absolutely ridiculous 😂😂😂

Military family here 👋 Memorial Dqy is to honor those who passed away and Veterans Day is to thank military members for their service. Saying Happy Memorial Day can be insensitive as it is a day of mourning. Many Vets don’t like to hear thank you for your service on Memorial Day. Veterans Day is when you honor service members who are still alive. Hope that helps 🤘 You guys rock!

Damn Joe, killing it with the musical interlude.

I believe the bumper sticker is more or less saying if you don’t support our troops the why don’t you go do what they do every day

Immediately seeing the shock collars, this is gonna be a good one 😅

“ME?!” “YEEEE!!”

im a new patreon member hiiii everyoneee!!

Early

Gonna be one of THOSE episodes 😂

This is the fuckin highlight of my Friday nights as an Australian eastern standard time babe

Good morning besties!! 👏🏼

What an opening Frankie....to early 😄

Best way to start the Friday morning end the week

Goodmorning Basement Babes

“just now”🥹