#504 - Lifting The World's Heaviest Mug!

Never realized but frank is such a little prude bitch 🤣. The Porn industry is a big market of the American GDP. But he’s a prude and thinks porn is “obscene”. Meanwhile we’re watching Palestinian children get their limbs blown off daily on our TikTok feeds. But yeah porn is what’s obscene. What a fucking dweeb

this is the funniest episode that ever soded epically

I heard it called "population paste" the other day

I think it’s fuckin adorable that Joey was so concerned for Frank’s teeth!! 🥹😂🫶🏽 “Be careful…don’t blast your teeth out.” “Do a strong lip so it doesn’t hurt your teeth.” “Be careful of your teeeethh!!” 🤣🤣🤣

“Fun” fact, porn is already banned in Texas. You have to use a VPN for the hub

We shouldn't ban porn bc if it satisfies one man enough to keep him from harming a woman then it is needed in society. Porn has a place and plays an important role.

selling 6 extra toronto tickets!! bought 8 only need 2 now!

I’m not a huge horoscope/zodiac person, but Frankie being a Leo, totally checks out. Big time! Sorry Frank. but the fun Leo, not the dickhead Leo. There’s a difference lmao

White things in soil = perlite. Used for aeration 🤣🤣

I love final fantasy!!

I can dominate a Showoff on Garibaldi to this day

YELLOW AS HELL 😂

“My nipples are coming”

I’m new to watching them. I found them on tik tok and then started listening on Spotify at work. I just recently got patreon don’t fully know how to use it, I want to see the extra episodes they don’t share where do I find those?

Joes eye contact at the end was very intense 😭😭😭😭

also ssx tricky is a 10/10 banger

i learned how to play blackjack by playing red dead redemption 2 lmaooooooooooo

1:05:54 Frank saying “I️ love soil dude” is making me cryyyyy 😭😭😭😭

Next time you meet someone really into astrology, make up a fake sign. They will be so "Oooh you are so right you are totally a "whatever" but inside you will know its a lie, and you will feel so cool when you reveal your big secret years later, maybe even marry them for an added dramatical effect.

Astrology isn’t a religion or belief. It is based on pattern recognition as well as being part astronomical and part psychological. Astrology is the study of stars. Zodiac is the circle of animals. Horoscope is the map of the hour you’re born. Your Sun sign rules your actions (most ppl only know their Sun sign; ie Leo and Pisces). The Moon sign rules your reactions, and the Rising is your nurture. The patterns have been studied for YEARS and are based on recognition. I get the hate for the “daily” info. That’s just advice randomized to different groups of ppl. “Be the best version of you today!” Isn’t an actual personal thing. However, the characteristics in which is described of the different signs is relevant and researched-based 😁

I will say it one million times, astrology (zodiacs) is not just a silly belief system. It is a tool. A tool that needs to be learned and understood in order to use it. Downplaying it doesn’t make it less real. The whole birth chart matters. Without that deeper information, sure, “horoscopes” will seem pretty silly and generalized

I just bought my tickets for the Minneapolis show in July 💃💃

snow cones were always my first choice 😩😩

SSX tricky is the best!!! just played it all weekend until my eyesight was blurry hahaha

Anyone play Power Pete??

Ahmed needs to walk out to “I’m a Barbie girl” Also these boys need to watch the girl on “My strange addictions” that’s addicted to eating soil!

You need to have Ahmed’s song start off as one he would walk out to and then have it cut to something ridiculous like 6 second in

do get joe started on metal gear solid, if it were up to me, it'd be an entire episodes topic

Ask their birthday instead of their horoscope, just remember the birthday and you can find up their horoscope after the date

This is my third time watching this episode already I cannot 🤣🤣🤣

Joeys lips chasing the mug is hilarious

Literally watching this while playing PGA 2k25...

I snorted laughing at Joe when trying to drink outta the mug.

The crunchy shit in an ice cream cake is 🔥 but also rainbow sprinkles are way better than chocolate

does anyone know what joey’s tattoo on his right arm (our left) is?? lol

I like how they reference Ant's monster cock at least once an episode since he made the sock comment 😂

My tits are coming, joe’s famous last words lol

I love Joe in this episode, so random and funny

the porn thing is rlly fishy bc it becomes hard to define and could then be used to restrict media that is in fact not pornography it’s like defining drag performances as burlesque. if they ban porn they’ll undoubtedly come after queer media

The little white things in soil are called perlite, and they’re added to aid water drainage 😊

Anyone need tickets to St Louis?

I EAT ICE CREAM SANDWITCHES THE SAME WAY THAT JOE DOES. LETS FKN GO!

2 GUYS ONE MUG

Joey THREW AWAY perfectly good silverware because they sat in his sink too long but is confident he would eat a cup of soil. ?????

Yk, whether you support porn or not, if it's consensual and maybe age restricted, it should be allowed. Once you control the media and our freedom of posting, the closer we get to losing our rights. If it's children's access that's the issue, that's on the parents.

Got our tickets for the Detroit show today!

SSX Tricky and Simpsons Road Rage were my JAMMMM

Joe, I feel like you need to change your dogs food lmao

The mug section was absolutely hilarious

“Shit is healthy” bro just popped a brain cell trying to lift that mug

Not me thing it was caMUPPETS 😭😭😭

They need to walk out to All My Friends by A Day To Remember!!! “AWHH SHIT HERE WE GO AGAIN, ANOTHER NIGHT OUT HERE WITH ALL MY FRIENDS!” And it says the boys are back in town 🤣

Oh god I needed that laugh from yall tryna lift that mug & drink from it lmao. Been going thru a dark time & that made me cry laughing. Thank you for that.

is heaviest spelled wrong in the thumbnail..?

Ant's laugh 💀

You guys come to San Francisco have to get a Ghirardelli hot fudge sundae. so good

I say at 50k patrons Joe and Frank baby face it for an episode

ok POST NY TICKETS😭

The cough in the middle of Frankie doing the Patreon ad killed me😂

Frankie cheated. He rested his are on the table and Joe wasn’t.

I used to work at a tourist park and I once saw a lady hold the dog poo bag up to her dogs butt so the dog just shit directly into the bag and she didn’t have to pick it up, i don’t think that would really work in Charlie’s situation though 😂

Got my tickets for the Minne show! Alaska to Minne we go!

I have 3 extra tickets for the Columbus show! I accidentally got extra!!! Plsss lmk if you’re interested! Selling them for what I got them for!

I love the intro of ant. He doesn’t take over the show or overpower the boys. He’s such a great fit!

i also had a fadora somewhere between 3rd and 6th grafe

my boyfriend has pika so he just eats soil and dirt. he hasnt died yet👍

I had an adult dream about Joe last night and got instantly nervous seeing the notification on my phone 😅

I also knew a kid named Seven, she was the 7th kid born in her family.. I guess after that many coming up with names is just exhausting or something

A Chipwich being “too much” but eating a whole box of Red Lobster biscuits in an hour is WILD work there Frank

I can't stop laughing at the 20 lb cup part 😂😂😂😂😂

The white stuff in soil is called perlite. It improves the moisture capacity.

Gex is my favorite game ever, the sounds were perfect. Also shoutout Earthwork Jim that was also amazing.

Frankie’s ad read is giving Michael Scott

🗣️DICK SUCK

EEPT, SEEP, DOOP, euggghh eughhh 😂🤣

So excited that I got tickets to the Atlantic City show! Never been and always wanted to come to a show of yours! Been watching Joe from the beginning!

I needed these laughs today

never a dull moment

joe’s energy this episode was electric 😂

Is there a way to have the Patreon YouTube video without the YouTube ads? YouTube literally plays like 15 ads in your videos but there’s no ads on any of my other Patreon channels 😭 and it always plays the ads in the middle of a bit 😣

“With his dead eyes” and joeys face made me actually choke laughing🤣

Literally crying at work from laughing so hard at the cup bit😂

Chipwich slander is crazy. Frank you’re done.

I love how everything always comes back to food lol - that's my kinda friends. As a household that orders ice cream year round - LOVE a good vanilla/chocolate twist with either rainbow sprinkles or Oreo crumbles (Scream Truck - yes please).

Also fire music taste the intro was top tier

I watched ‘42’ yesterday for the first time in years and frankie just happens to be wearing the hat… i love kismet

You know I presaled those Tix baby! See you bad boys in the D. 😎

Poor Charlie with his Diagoldendoodle cha cha cha 🥺🥲

I’m sorry in advance. I’m a romance audiobook girl and the heavy breathing while trying to pick up the mug? It was a lot for first thing this morning.

I’m convinced I could easily drink from that mug

them: what's your sign? frankie: *ROARS IN SCOTTISH WAR CRY IN THEIR FACE*

Here’s why I think porn shouldn’t be illegal: MEN. Let them have a release… cuz if they don’t who knows what they’ll do 😅

10/10 Intro

The mug bit was hilarious

In Ireland we would say that the kid "got battered" which in his case is very fitting

Idk if anyone cares, but if you change your dog’s diet to mostly consist of cooked meat (Freshpet is a good example, but you can also find frozen cooked dog food at pet stores), their poops will be more solid, indicating a healthier digestive tract and it’s easier to pick up. Also give them some pumpkin puree when they are having diarrhea or constipation to help.

I know this is a comedy podcast but seeing as Joey brought it up, corn perpetuates misogyny & VAWAG. I’m currently reading Pornland by Gail Dines & the effect that porn has on men, women & society is deeper than most people can even comprehend.

DUDE YES SSX Tricky is S tier

Frank literally cheated using the desk! 🤣🤣🤣

Joe what are you feeding poor Charlie ?? 🤣 poor baby getting diarrhea cha cha cha.

Mya is gonna have a blast with this one 🤣

I’m not in to astrology, but my son is a Pisces and reminds me of Joe. He’s sensitive and loves his mom. He’s 3 and already cries at sad parts of Disney movies.

We need an ant Cam

Only halfway through but crying over the mug LOLOL

Frankie singing New York groove is actually so cool

I am in tears at the drinking of the mug 🤣🤣🤣

as a leo, frank is big leo energy so i see why people have that reaction😂😂

Add Portland to your schedule on I really wanna see you. I miss you last time you were in the northwest.

lowk mad mrbeast didnt end up in the thumbnail lmfao

literalllllly dying at the mug bit. wow.

Guys will this one not play as a podcast for anyone else?

That’s actually insane I also know a kid named Seven

Why is this Joe look like Joe Jonas this morning? Oh wait I don’t know if it’s Joe. I don’t know. I’m too old to know those guys but he looks like one of them who would be in that band a brother or something?

The thumbnail saying heaveist 😂

You guys spelled heaviest wrong in the thumbnail LOL

Ant’s SS outros are one of my favorite things about living

starting my Monday off w Sexy Love is such a move

W been waiting for the drop 🙏

First comment!! Love you guys!!

Come to Buffalo!