#503 - Hiding A Paperclip From The FBI

Pope is a White Sox fan 😬

wait did i miss something?… why is franky tryna hold off on calling joey a bitch???

Metal detectors on I’m gonna hide it behind a stud plate the framing of the house

I have some of my papas socks 😂 they’re super thick and comfy but an intentional bin of socks you want to pass on to your kids is crazy

Ant’s “mmh” kill me every time! 🤣🤣

BEFORE THEY ANSWERED I WAS LITERALLY THINKING OF PAINTING IT TO THE WALL WHAAAA

Put it in an ass blenduh.

Hide it in an old computer disc thing

lmaoo frank saying big T boy and literally wearing the trans colors is too funny 😭

I need a camera on Ant so we can experience his reactions

Please bring the tour to Australia!!

Frankie cosplaying as a womens restroom door today. 👉🏼👉🏼

Adverse possession! Squatters have to be there for the statute of limitations (several years typically) and a couple of requirements have to be met. Purpose is to protect people who have relied on the use of property for several years. Typically the use has to put the owner on notice if you’re keeping an eye on your property. It happens a lot accidentally with easements (incorrect property lines).

The pope is a white Sox fan 😭😭

Joe is so accurate with the underwear logic 😂

ILL SEE YALL IN ST LOUIS!

I googled the bet odds on the pope- someone won $63K, another $52K, 6 people profited at least $20K. If you bet a $170 bet on him you would have gotten roughly $10K according to the forbes article. Wild!

Kansas City front row tickets, see you guys there!!!

as a chicagoan & through and through white sox fan, the pope being a White Sox fan instead of a Cubs fan is a LARGE win for the south side of Chicago! 😂😂

Frank thinks we are swinging for the head - I’m swinging for the knees baby

i’m so thankful i was able to attend last year’s tour and was lucky enough to meet them twice!! Honestly devastated i didn’t have the money to go this year :(

1:09:00 I think Frankie makes the Mario yaahoo sound when he comes

signed up thru web browser so joe can buy another expensive watch 🫡

Another missed idiom by Frankie 😂 “now we’re splitting peas”

I would cut it in half (or just get a second paper clip), unbend them, add matching charms, and bend them into a pair of dangly earrings and throw them in my jewelry box with the rest of them.

It’s called Phrogging when someone lives in your house like that without you knowing

Joe saying he thought he’d never be good enough for Roxanne but now has bagged the baddest baddie that ever lived is too funny.

Paper clips gotta go on the top of a door frame…guaranteed to not find it there

Paper clip goes in a jar full of paper clips.

Its hilarious that frank was so offended that joe was worried about him marking his underwear when frankie has admitted to dribbling piss in his pants on purpose

The Vatican City bit till the end had me cacklinggg

So sad I missed the LA shows but I’m going to the second San Diego show!! Sooo excited 🥳

I got tickets for NJ and for Philly! i’m so excited!!

Just got my PHX tickets, 5th row 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 Been watching since I was 12 and Joe is what got me through those shitty teen years, literally a dream come true😭😭

I’ll see yall in Vegas!

Saw you guys last year in Chicago, can’t wait to see you again in Milwaukee!!!

Just booked the DC show!! So excited

See you in Orlando!!!

got tickets for ac and philly!!!! cannot wait!!!!

I have three extra tickets in row W for Columbus!!! Selling them for the same price we bought them for! Lmk if you’re interested!!

If anyone wants tickets in Columbus, I accidentally bought too many and will sell them to you at asking price!

The Versace 😂 how Leo Skepi of you

i got my st. louis tickets!!!! i’m so excited yay!

….y’all not seen Parasite?

Saw them in LA, now I’m seeing them in SD 🥹🥹

There is men’s lingerie- it’s just not marketed as freely as women’s lingerie because men in lacy pretty things isn’t normalized while for women it’s expected

So many Patrons got tickets, yay! See you in AC and Philly!

See you in Detroit!!

See you in KCMO 😎

See you in columbussssss 🤍🤍🤍

why do i like the versace shirt😭

So happy I got tickets this year!!!! See you in AZ!!😍

got tix to columbus!!!! YAY

Please come to Seattle! Joe said its his favorite city yet i dont see any shows within 15 hours of here. I beg of youu 😭😭

I got tickets for the MN show, so excited!!!

CANT WAIT TO SEE U GUYS IN MINNI 🩷🩷🩷

I have 2 extra single tickets for Toronto if anyone wants them. Selling for what I bought them for. Can’t refund

SECURED TIX FOR MPLS SO EXCITED TO SEE MY BOYS !! 🥰

second row seats in minneapolis. cant wait!

Boston tickets book !!!

See y’all in Minneapolis 🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶

SEE YALL IN PITTSBURGH

So happy y'all are going back on the road! I missed it last time. And after the battle it took to get those tickets I need a damn nap!

After a ton of glitchiness from Ticketmaster, I got my tickets for Chicago! Can't wait!

Got extra tickets for the San Diego show (Thursday) just looking to get back what I paid for them if you're down.

After some tears… the tickets are secure!!!!!!

Through blood, sweat, and tears (actually LOTS of tears, glitches with the websites, and giving up on the Orlando show completely) I actually got tickets to see the boysssss. I couldn’t be more excited!! See y’all in Tampa babyyy!!!

Might have extra tickets for Columbus but not sure yet… lmk if anyone’s interested

I have two extra tickets for Boston show, just looking to get back what I paid if anyone is still looking!

Got mine for DC!!

It won’t let me buy them for Orlando 😭😭😭

got mine for pittsburgh! 😭

Got tickets for the Hollywood show!!!! So excited

Got my tickets for DC!!! Couldn’t make the last one it sold out too fast but i got FLOOR SEATS THIS TIME AKDKFOPSJFNFKSLCJDKSOOEJFJF CANT WAIT

HELP HOW CAN I GET TICKETS IT KEEPS SAYING IM A BOT

Psa for ticket buyers they are selling too fast for the website to update it’s wild !! Got mine for Columbus can’t wait to see the boys !!

Got my tickets for AC 🤩

Got my tickets for the Boston show!! 2 days before my birthday!!

Just got my tickets for DC! 🎆🎆🎆

Just got my tickets for the MKE show, see you boys soon!!! 😭😭😭

is anyone else having massive issues with Ticketmaster???

Please someone help me understand why no Washington State/Seattle shows!!!!!!!!

Frank's delusions of grandeur should be studied.

Good luck to everyone trying to get tickets today!!!!! 🥰🤞🏻 WTF. So disappointing 😭. I hope others got tickets! Okay somehow I did it & got tickets!!!!

paper clip is going in the kitty litter with some water

I wish there was a Patreon subscriber presale because what’s the point of a presale if everyone can get at it😮‍💨🥺

normally i absolutely hate ad reads and sponsorships but something about these guys makes them not only tolerable but enjoyable. i have never felt more susceptible to propaganda

Joeys “yeahs” get me every time 😂

POPE is a big Sox fan actually

The subway conversation had me dying 🤣

Lightstrike is gonna ask you guys to do a straight up commercial at this point 💀

So, I just checked the website. Looks like NY tickets are going to go on sale at a later date like last year. Have they mentioned at all when and I somehow missed it? lol

The subway convo being apart of a regular episode is wild😂😂 Frank's gestures had me dying💀

the only younger person i know who can pull off those versace shirts is leo skepi. 🤣🤣

Frank new houses haven’t used copper tubing in 20+ years

It’s going up my ass

I'm hidding paperclip in the heel of a high heel shoe. I just bought a house and asked my realtor how to find out if there had been a death , and I had to ask specifically. I decided not to ask. You guys are describing the plot of parasite ...

I randomly decided that this morning I would clean out my socks and undies drawer and put on the new basement yard episode. What are the chances?

I’ve been thinking about this paper clip question all freaking day- and the answer was revealed where you do the best thinking- the shower. My paper clip is going on the Christmas tree- the perfect inconspicuous ornament hook. (Thank you to my grandmother & great aunts who taught my sister and me this ages ago 🙌🏼)

LIGHTSTRIKE⚡️⚡️

I’m thinking put it in a candle while it’s burning, blow it out let it dry 🤷

Who else noticed Frankie’s obsession with “hindsight”.. is this the new “laborious”?

Cardinals vote every day, and once someone has 2/3 of the votes then they are the new Pope!

hey uhhhh Frankie? non-human things have blood too 😂😂😂

Joe’s “IT’S PRANK FRANK!!!” Makes me cackle every single time

Popeyes for Vatican City it literally has POPE in it

What about securing the paper clip to the inside of the oven..like the roof of the oven..they’re not gonna look that intensely into an oven right?! Hahaha

Joey saying strucken multiple times is killing me how is no one correcting him

Smoking jacket and versace giving Leo Skepi vibes lmfao

Bins of socks!?!?! Franks a hoarder, time for an intervention Joe.

John Paul II was Polish!

The Versace tee would’ve suited him I’m all for it 😅 if I had to buy Frankie a designer tee I would’ve picked that for sure

Frankie wore his smoking jacket with a cigar and glass of Japanese whiskey on an old episode 🤣🤣 (I watched it a few days ago)

Frankie said let's memorialize a huge moment by showing up looking like a rug. 😂

He’s a white Sox fan don’t get it twisted

The website is locked! I’ve been trying for a few days now 🥲

PLEASE do another Jeopardy episode

everyday is a vocab lesson with frank

Id literally chuck it in my kids room or my closet... Good luck finding anything!!!

Is the website supposed to be locked?

Did anyone else immediately think you would hide the paperclip in the bottom of a lamp? I love lamp I guess

I work with lightstrike and I have found some people ad Buzz balls to them to enhance them.

You guys don’t wanna know where I would put it

love the laborious mention 🤭please bring it back Frankie!!

"What if I took a cucumber, and I shoved it in slow" ... HOW did they just breeze over that!? 🤣

I'd wrap the paperclip around a box spring in a mattress

The Subway conversation took me out. Crying laughing, lol

58:42 “don’t be illegal okay? we don’t need that” is CRAZY work joe🤣💀 im so surprised frank didn’t catch it and try to cancel joe HAHAHAHA

I think Frank has a history of trauma and those are triggers for emotional flashbacks

i'd hide it in a container full of paper clips

I’m so obsessed with Ants commentary. Need an Ant cam pronto

Hahaha I did buy holy water when I was at the Vatican. They sell it in little bottles.

MULAN HAS ALWAYS AND WILL ALWAYS BE MY #1

Are they going to be at radio city again?

This entire episode is fire. Thank you

Frank doesn’t just have a sock drawer, he has a sock storage locker

Leo Skepi (spelling?) loves wearing those Versace black and gold shirts. The man can pull it off and he’s 27-28.

Hercules…. Top 5 EASILY

The popes a white sox fan btw!!

For the love of God stop asking Frank hypothetical questions please I can’t do this anymore

Am I the only one who doesn’t think the Versace shirt is that bad? 😂

“Make the Vatican great again” was freaking hilarious 😂

Frankie can cut a promo!

When I was like 14 my best friend had just moved into a new house with her mom and in the basement they had those school ceiling tiles. And one of them had a decent hole in it and she was scared to see what was up there. So as we grabbed a chair so I could look I LITERALLY said “What if theres like a diamond ring up here?” I pulled out an old Operation board game first. Then a paper prescription for some medication. And lastly…. A LITERAL DIAMOND RING. Turns out the ring was stolen from someone so her mom turned it in. Wild stuff.

I skip joeys ads but I listen to Frank convince me to check out Patreon.com/thebasementyard every time lol

"Did ya just learn manusha?" hahahahahaha

the lightstrike ad was impeccable

The new pope is a Sox fan actually, mans went to the home opener for the 2005 World Series

please yall DONT drink the holy water. it’s not sanitary AT ALL.

Lmaoooo funny listening to yall sing Circle of Life bc I just watched an old episode where Frankie swore it was “cycle” and not “circle”😭

i would burn a candle till the wax is melted , drop the paper clip then let wax get solid again

Frank just wanted a Leo Skepi moment and that’s okay 😂

Frankie yet again showing his degrees mean nothing

Joe and his yearly skid marks 😆

Nervous asf for tickets tmrw…

This is my favorite episode ever and I’m only 15 minutes in! For the record silk panties suck. So who wants to do that? Sit in bthatb all day hell no. The best time to wear the cotton ones they become in briefs they become a boy shorts they come in whatever you want cotton underwear..

Anyone notice the website is locked or am I stupid

What if the paper clip was at the end of a Saw style trap, like the guy in the barbed wire trying to get to the key 😂

Babes tickets go on sale tm why is the website still password protected

frank, you could be living in a massive mansion right now. if you weren’t renting one out just to store the obscene amount out things you put in storage🤣

if it’s benoit blanc looking i know where im hiding it 🙂‍↕️

excited for tour tickets tomrrow!

Only way to start my one day off this week!

Best possible way to start off a Monday morning🫶🏻

LETS GOOOOO

Happy Monday!