Catching The Garter
Do people still do this?
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I know I am commenting this a year late, but during the video of the wedding vows I wanted too psychically hand that women divorce papers and slap the dog sh*t outta that man lol
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need a reaction channel from these guys
in my family, at wedding parties, both the groom and bride have to go to their room, take off their clothes and had them to their bridesmaid and groomsmen, and then they return to the party and dance around holding the clothes. weird asf experience that for the first time at 9 years old 😭😂
hand them*
The line Frankie is thinking of I think is “it’s a cold and it’s a broken hallelujah”
i go bun, sauce, beans sometimes and then dog however the bun has to be toasted so it doesn't get as soggy
My husbands very white cousin did his mother-son dance to Tupacs song Dear Mama and then "sung" a falling in reverse song to his wife. In a public brew house. In front of strangers.
ya gottttaaaa go bun, sauce, dog, other toppings. no sauce all over your face
Joe’s looking like a “Despicable Me” villain😅
Has anyone done any research to see if that vow couple is still together?? 💀💀💀
Thats what I'm wondering
Wait, joe didn’t go to fwanks wedding?!?!?!
pretty sure it was because of COVID
Accidentally in love is in Shrek 2. It's the best Shrek and the only soundtrack I've ever purchased. Ant is absolutely correct here.
Frankie mom impression had me howling 🩷
Santagato Studios idea hot dog toppings from around the world
Ant, absolutely yes. Shrek 2 is the greatest movie of all time
Like a suicide air strike bomber Joey is going to run up on the stage and point the laser at himself 😂💀
Why did I get goosebumps during hallelujah.. they didn’t even sing the right words 😂
I will NEVER forget the Christmas I got the Wii. Found out my grandmother had waited outside in a line at Best Buy during a hurricane to get it for us.
I went to a wedding when I was like 10. I went outside the dance to get some air and the groom walked out and told me to tell the wife that he was running home to go poop. He left to go do meth with his friends.
“I’m gonna spit, I’m so furious” 😂
Joe saying he doesn’t like vulgar sexual comedy was so precious. Would absolutely trust y’all with my drink
As a wedding photographer, yes people still do the garter and bouquet toss. I shot one wedding where the bride hid a smirnoff ice underneath her dress and 'iced' her husband. Not gonna lie, super weird to photograph. That and the shoe game... can we stop with the shoe game pls.
As a woman, I don't care what you wear under your pants. They all look the same to me. It's not even a second thought honestly lol
finally a good episode
Ants “ oh my god” when they started talking about shrek was the funniest thing to me 😂😂
See I don’t mind the boudoir photos at wedding because at least it’s an inside thing between the girls but experiencing the garter throw as a literal child I was so uncomfortable 😭😭
I'm a millennial and I love Gen Z. They're the most emotionally mature generation and they care about other ppl. Love those lil guys.
Justice for Ant! Shrek 2 is a national treasure.
I almost lost my respect for them. ANT WE HEAR YOU AND WE SEE YOU.
I’m more confused by ant saying it “was” yellow.
My husband and I got married almost 3 years ago and we did the garter toss because of its tradition and meaning, the garter toss is more playful than sexual the groom remove it from the brides leg and throws it in a crowd of single men to signify the next man to get married! Also when you buy a garter it’s a pack of 2 the groom removes the one from the brides leg and throws the unworn one into the crowd!
Someone needs to ask Hank Green about the fart thing
double up b bubble a is sending me for some reason 😂
NO high school musical slander here ANT. The 3rd is a CLASSIC and Joey needs to watch
This was such a good episode.
I was driving to work (I’m a teacher) and I went to go change something but I accidentally hit play on this episode since I was listening before I left (I was stopped at a red light when this happened). I just so happened to hit play right as Frankie said “mommy needs a big pounding” and I think the school crossing guard heard it 😭😭😭😭
Any continuously proving he’s the best guy to be in the chair. Shrek 2 is a top tier movie!
I’m not here for the Shrek 2 slander 🫨
Ant, shrek 2 IS the best movie of all time but accidentally in love is NOT in shrek 1 it’s at the beginninng of shrek 2. Check yourself before you shrek yourself, my guy.
I came here to say this exactly HAVAHAHAHAH
I petition for a reacts channel with Joe and Frank. Joe’s reactions to things make him SHINE.
Ant is absolutely correct. Shrek 2 over everything always
“Can you sniff up a fart” dude I was DYING with Joey 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Long time fan here, they’ve probably had this “Frankie’s wearing tighty gray-ies” conversation like 5 times now and I love how they just keep bringing it up
I am so glad you pointed this out because when they started talking about it, I got super confused because I knew it was a new episode, but I knew I’d heard this conversation before.
Hot take: Frank needs to go into a padded cell for a mental evaluation lmaooo this guy's been on a fuckin roll since the new studio😂
Going to agree with Ant, Shrek 2 was the best of all the Shreks!
I am LOVING having Ant as your guy in the chair by the way
A collection folder for the Patreon videos is a NEED not a want
As a chef, my only suggestion, not even 15 mins into the episode, use Manchego cheese on your hamburgers! They're amazing and don't melt weird!
Accidentally In Love is at the beginning of Shrek 2 when they get married and go on their honeymoon.
"can you sniff up a fart" give this man a camera and a microphone immediately!!
who thought joe was going to announce hes getting married
my first patreon episode ever!!!
Mine too!
That’s how I’ve always eaten my dogs. Ketchup and mustard in the bun and then the dog. Less messy that way 🤷🏻♀️
“I’ve seen Shrek 2. By no stretch of the imagination would I call it great” I GASPED WTH ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
Ants is so VALID for saying shrek 2 is a great movie if not one of the best films ever it’s up there with how the grinch stole Christmas ft. Jim carry obvi
Joe: that’s it for us… Me: damn…
That man wrote his vows for an audience of 12 year old boys. 🙅🏼♀️
I put all the hotdog toppings underneath the dog. Nothing falls out and nothing gets on my face.
The fact frank would rather watch Highschool musical over sherk 2 is insane. Apologize to Ant rn
Can we see Ant when he talks ? Please
PLEASE
Calling in an airstrike... lol 😁😁
I love hearing Ants reactions in the background 😂
does anyone else have issues with getting videos to load on patreon
I usually watch this pod on YouTube through Patreon but when I watch other Patreon videos that aren't linked to YouTube, I always have trouble. It takes forever to load and the screen rotation gets weird sometimes
Briefs are lgbtq ally coded. Embrace the comfort!
All this time I thought Frankie was tryin to say aurora borealis but ouroboros is an actual thing lmaooo I’m a dummy
I can’t believe it took yall THIS long to talk about that POS’s “vows”. Dude made an absolute fool out of himself & her like over a year ago. He deserves to be punched in the fucking face.
I’m so mad they made me watch it again I almost forgot this man is still breathing
joey claiming so be so particular about gift giving as if he didn't COMPLETELY forget to give Miles 2/3 of his christmas gift 😂
it's EAST HIGH frankie (i am obsessed with hsm)
and they had their 2 KIDS THERE HEARING THAT TOO
love ya for the hsm reference frank, iconic 💅🏻
*immediately goes to YouTube to watch “I need a hero by shrek” y’all gmfu ICONIC
We need an Ant Cam for reaction purposes.
Love Ant Cam!
Light a little wooden match and it make it not smell!
It just smells like poop and burnt match tbh. 😅
begging frank to put the hat down let me see the curls
Ant just asked the most diabolical question I’ve heard so far on this show 🤣🤣
pajama doesn’t feel like a real word anymore
Wait do Frankie and joes dads both have no legs
ant is right shrek 2 is one of the best movies of all time
The shrek 2 slander will not be tolerated
This guys must be an O’doyle.. odoyles rule
Ant. There is no way you said Shrek 2 is the best movie ever and then proceed to say Accidentally in Love is from the first movie with such confidence. 🤦🏻♀️
Depends on the wedding I suppose. For ours, we skipped the garter thing, and I gave flowers to my mom and mother in law and thanked them for everything they helped with, over the microphone, instead of tossing the bouquet. I think the new different trends are fun, and a lot less invasive than the old ones 🥴
shrek 2 is a cinematic masterpiece
shrek 2 literally is the best movie ever
The bridesmaids giving the groom the pics is suuuch a cute idea!
can you sniff it all up lmfaooo 💀
This was a gooooood episode
frank that was beautiful
them talking about why they DON'T talk about s*x is why I would feel safe around them
I worked in an nursing home those people aint missing out on nothing i promise you
Joes jacket is definitely Yorange
♥️♥️
That’s TN Vols orange
Guys, Hallelujah is about fucking.
The Shrek 2 slander is CRAZY....easily one of the best movies of all time
them realizing ant is gen z is so funny
That poor woman looked horrified the ENTIRE TIME that sad excuse of a man was speaking😭😭😭😭 I remember the first time I watched that video I got so angry I was shaking. What's even more heartbreaking is listening to how sweet her vows were compared to him. His entire speech was the BIGGEST red flag i have ever seen/heard/witnessed in my life. HOW DID NOBODY STOP HIM?????
I think the worst part is that his speech was so inappropriate and he just read it deadpan like an 8th grader forced to read a passage during their English class. You can be somewhat inappropriate, but you gotta put in the effort on the delivery and comedic timing or you just sound like enormous douche. Which clearly this guy is just an enormous douche.
Fattest balls in the west 😭😭😭😭
Just so the boys know... the song dirty deeds is actually about a hitman who takes care of problems. So depending on who picked the song that may still fit the narrative 😅
I HATE that vows video! He's so fucking gross dude!!!!
Omg the poop smell part cracked me up 🤣
was joe not at franks wedding? am i confused?
i know frank got married in 2020 so their big wedding got cancelled but i'm not sure exactly what they did in place of it
i went to a wedding where the mother/groom dance was to mariah carey's "always be my baby" .....
what a hilarious & wholesome episode 😊
I truthfully just need these two make music
never fail to make me cry laughing 😂
You know I never questioned Frankie’s banana pants story because he used to say the friend put them in there to prank him. (Unless I’m confusing it with joes grilled cheese story) But franks logic of how it got there does not make sense… I think Joe was onto something
Idk I often wake up with my hands in prayer 🙏 mode between my thighs. So I would imagine thats what happened he just had a banana in hand 😂
The fact that you guys are talking about Pajama Day on my school’s Pajama Day is hilarious!!!! also, kids up to 5th grade wear pajamas.
I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU TOUCH THE DOOR FRAME OF A PUBLIC BATHROOM!!! 🤢
You guys have me craving a burger at 10am🤦🏻♀️
That bride is so clearly embarrassed - I feel awful for her! The fact that no one stopped him either, and that smug ass face when he was done. If I'm the bride? I'm peacing the fuck out. If he's willing to say all that nonsense in front of other people, I can only imagine what he says to her alone.
She apparently defended him afterwards too which is even worse lol
Nothing to do with the video. But if Greg doesn't step up is scare game on Joe, I'm leaving. It's so much second hand embarrassment. A mirror in front of the elevator, dude come on...lol
Right? Greg, have you not paid attention to what Joe is afraid of? Bugs and dolls! You can do better 😆
Frankie’s mom impression sounds like Linda from Bob’s Burger
I’m so happy I signed up for the Patreon!
welcome to the crazy!
The second hand embarassment of those wedding vows is next level! I need to know what Joe (as best man) would have done if Frank starting doing that at his wedding......
This is why we need an Ant Cam, to see the uncomfortableness from him sitting and staring at you both while ya'll sing. I love when ya'll sing but I wonder how it feels for Ant. Chants* Ant Cam, Ant Cam, Ant Cam
First off I wanna say nice hat Frankie , come to fickkng ohio !!!!!! And second when you guys gonna come out with a freakin sound track agahahhahaha ! Thanks for a good laugh once again
Real 😭 they seem to avoid skibbity rizz alpha Ohio 🥺
Joeys laugh cures my seasonal depression instantly!! And Ant, that is the most genius question ever. Because I have been there
I've had to help my family make homemade sauerkraut my whole life. Cabbage and salt, beat to shit with a stick in a bucket, then packed into big stoneware crocks and left in the basement for months
Can you sniff it away?! 😭😭 Ant is really thinking big here 💀
If my husbands vows resembled anything like that man, I’d honestly just stand up there and cry
damn that last minute with hallelujah was fire
It was sooooo good
Sniff away the stink is so funny
When that vows video first came out I literally could not watch the whole thing in one go bc of how angry it made me
is joey in a hazmat suit??
😂
The second they brought up watching someone's vows I KNEW it was gonna be this guy... 🤢
the harmony everytime 💅🏽🥰🤌🏽
38:43 to 38:50 killed me 😭😭
When my parents got married, I thought my dad was hurting my mom when he was getting the garter. So, I ran up in front of everyone and started punching him in the back
I’m sorry but this is amazing
I didnt want to do the bouquet and garter toss at my wedding and I got talked into it. The reason the garter thing got started was because back in the day they thought it was good luck to get a piece of the wedding dress so they started tossing the garter. It wasn't supposed to be sexual. But I still hate it.
That marriage cannot last what a freaking tool, that bride is gorgeous!! Go find someone better.
I believe the tradition is that the single men catch the garter, the single women catch the bouquet, and then whoever caught the garter has to put it on the leg of whoever caught the bouquet. It’s a stupid stupid tradition.
That sweater is velveeta yellow for sure!!!
ATE at the end. Since yall don’t do slam poetry anymore we need a Santagato studio talent show
Ant is now the 3rd basement boy, and i refuse to ever let that change.
I love that there has been previous conversations on fruit lists 😂😂
I’m gonna need a full version rendition of hallelujah RIGHT THE FUCK NOW
need a whole album at this point
I wish yall would’ve named this episode something related to Ant’s poop smelling question, that had me crying
You bought them under the what? The ostriches? 5:00
Auspices lol
Joey looks like he’s in jail…blink twice if you need help, brother.
The minute my fiancé said “and my balls empty” I’m turning around and walking back down the isle. Either that or my dad would rock his shit 😂 EDIT: Ohhhh my god it got worse. Yeah. If either of my parents, my uncles, ANYONE were there, that man wouldn’t even make it back down the aisle before he got jumped. And you know what… I’d join in 😂
I'm sorry but ketchup on a dog is already childish to me but putting it on sauerkraut is just straight up diabolical 😭 Mustard is the way to go, Frankie 😮💨🤣
If you guys could make it out to the Yankees/Red Sox game on June 6 that would be sick. I’m flying out to NY for my birthday and would love to see y’all there
so our friends did “sexual” pictures of the groomsmen instead and it was by far the funniest part bc he definitely was expecting something different lol
Prison Joe
Yall already made the whitey-grayeys joke btw
My son one day he was probably about seven. He left for school and was laughing really really hard and he wouldn’t tell me what he was laughing at well later that day I go grocery shopping my hand in my purse and there’s a rotten banana. The little shit knew how much I hate bananas after that bananas became a school treat.. LOL
My favorite notification on Friday mornings lol
The GOATS
BANANAS ARE SO GROSS!!!
Imagine if Frankie got a low taper fade.
Would be cute bc Frank is cute regardless but his curls are too good to cut
Can you guys pleaseeeeeee come to New Zealand
best way to wake up
Best birthday present ever!!!
Australia better be next bitcges
Happy Friday y’all!