#498 - The Morning Routine

Funny frank mentions Joe changing his mind on Guinness when he’s on record saying he hates angry orchard and then they have them as a sponsor and frank likes it all of a sudden

Lmao i find Ant so hot🤭

So as an American living in the UK I can tell you right now you k lemonade is just sprite or a type of white soda. While they do do our style of lemonade it's not available everywhere.

I’ve been a patron since Aug 2018, so you know I love you guys. But can you reeeeaaaallyyyy call it a European when you only visit the UK + Ireland tho?? What about Spain(Barcelona/Madrid), Amsterdam, Lisbon, Germany, any Scandinavian country? Italy? 🤷🏻‍♀️

How is everyone watching this? It says it’s private?

is the video private for anyone else??

There's no way everybody instinctively knew a year was 365 days. I agree with you Frankie.

I stole my pint glass from the Guinness factory 😂

lol i just checked and im surprised they didn’t make some joke page on thebasementyard(.)com/basementyard 😆

i'm from jacksonville and i jumped hearing frankie talk about the cracker barrels lmaoooo

ironically big ben is only shiny now because they gave him a multi million pound makeover for absolutely no fucking reason but i’m glad the shininess brought you joy! i had the best time in the front row at the second london show! 🫶🏽

You guys should do a tour stop in Baltimore. We got a Guinness Brewery down here, and if you guys come in I can beat Frankie in a pour contest.

Petition to get Joe to visit a Cracker Barrel and give it a review.

tropical sprite is the best sprite

Hey we have a fan made discord for TBY. Almost 200 people 💪🏿 here's the link if you wanna join https://discord.gg/jKTDsA8D

In Europe they call lemon lime or citrus soda Lemonade that’s why Frank thinks they are clear

I am beginning Frankie to stop talking about American food vs every other country

As someone who lives in Saratoga NY it’s wild that they live in the same state but haven’t heard of Saratoga water 🤯

I had Burger King in Dublin and it was soooo good! Also, Dublin has so much incredible food, I literally couldn’t stop eating lol and the portions are normal human portions, not oversized like here

I've never felt more broke than when y'all were dogging on IHOP but it's my fav breakfast place 😅😭

Frankie, it sounds like your father is a southern white woman💀💀💀 -As woman from the south, who is white, and who also likes to steal the syrups from Cracker Barrel.

not the jacksonville jumpscare

I absolutely care if Frankie does his Scottish accent. It’s hilarious

As someone who has been to Ireland and does not like the taste….i can confirm the Guinness tastes different, but there’s a whole science behind it😂😂

Tostitos hint of lime slap wtf

Why the fuck is no one talking about how Frank said FANTA

The way Joe gets so scared every time he can’t say a sentence 😂💀

frankie’s “companies used to be more playful with their marketing” is the “very laborious task” of 2025

Frankie, I work for Cracker Barrel’s corporate office and I’m so obsessed with your nostalgia for the restaurant 😆

This is going to sound insane but I’ve been going back through the archives and right after this I watched one where Joe says how much he hates Guinness and keeps complaining it tastes like smoke or an ashtray 😂

Same Frank! I love Bananas but I don't like banana flavored anything!

I'd like to visit a Rock Hard Cafe :oP

Dude, IHOP has amazing pancakes! Frank is crazy for saying they don't

we are never going to escape frankie’s need for companies to bring back their playfulness

I hate when things aren't actual Gleep...peep!

Frankie you're too mean to Ant 😩 he just a baby

Please come to the south! We will behave! 😩

When I was in japan stuck at a bus stop in the dead of summer, the vending machine only had apple coke and just the thought of that makes my physically sick

Beans on toast is so good!!!! My mom's a brit so I grew up on British food ❤️❤️

My dad does the exact same thing with the Cracker Barrel syrup bottles. He collects them like baseball cards or something😂

the vanilla coke slander is where I draw the line, Frank.

What if a Brazilian gets a BBL? Is it just a BL then?

I am a slut for baby Guinness shots!! Anytime I go out, my friends know, if they’re on the menu, I’m buying a round 🤣

Frank knows Donovan?! What?!

My mom stole a whole pepper grinder from a restaurant. It was like a foot and a half half

If Joe thinks beans on toast is good, wait til he tries a cheesy beano.

as a mexican...we have beans for breakfast ALL the time lmfao

So...Frankie could take on an Apex predator and win... NOW he'd survive against swords after he leaves his time machine 🤦‍♂️🤷‍♂️

Is it gay to use moisturizer you can buy from the store? Banana peels definitely seem more straight.

The Cracker Barrel thing is truly a thing. My dad still insists we stop at one when driving to Florida 😂

Cracker Barrel is meh. The mini syrup bottles are great though.

The Montreal expos hat is hardddd

outside of shxtsngigs, the London show was EPIC 🙂‍↕️

Morning routine is boring - wake up at 5:45AM, get up at 6:05AM, use the bathroom, brush my teeth, get dressed. The rest is chaos to get ready for the day, but it's standard. Cherry Coke all the way!!!

frankie not knowing that lemonade is yellow bc of the literal lemons in it is a bit (read: quite a lot) concerning

10 seconds in and Im already cracking up🤣

These are the guys I picture when someone says "we made the right people famous" fr . They're so humble and authentic. I hope to see them in Wichita, Kansas some day!

Cherry vanilla Dr Pepper in the freestyle machines is the bestttt

please come to liverpool if you liked the drinking in london you will see too many people drinking on a random tuesday at 10am

my morning routine is snooze my alarm until it's 20 minutes before i have to leave then spend 10 of those minutes with my cats before getting ready lmao

We need to start a tally on how many times frank says the word "playful" he cracks me up with that

Frankie pls bring back laborious 💔💔💔

the way I knew they were gonna talking abt Ashton Hall from the moment I saw the episode thumbnail

Has Joey done a amount of Patreon “challenge”? I know Frank has done the Brazilian, the clear tape. And then they’ve done ones together. But has Joey been the one to do one on his own?

Florida is the state with the most Cracker Barrel’s btw 😂 a whopping 60

i know it’s a bit but cmon frank… please just give it a break. now if it isn’t a bit??? there’s another conversation to be made😕😕😂😂

Ant is so gaspy today

My ears perked up at Young and the Restless hahahaha I'm such a grandma at heart, love that show

Rock Hard Cafe, amazing Also, Frankie is wack- IHOP pancakes are bomb and Cracker Barrel biscuits are top notch

Anyone else notice the table slamming noise in the mics is a lot worse in the new studio?

I wake up at 7:30 A.M. and go pee and then put on the basement yard if it’s Monday or Friday. If it’s Thursday I put on santagato studios and then I brush my teeth, do my makeup, do my hair, and then get dressed. After that I make avacado toast bc I’m a basic bitch and then I go to work by 9 am

Frankie’s dad gets it. My fam stops at Cracker Barrels as our bathroom stops on every road trip. Forget gas station snacks, were getting pancakes to go.

Need Danny boy for episode 500

Drinking orange crush for breakfast. 🤪

Bananas are the closest thing on this planet!

anyone else’s video not working?

everytime frank mentions the green ketchup an angel loses its wings

I wake up @4:30 am feed my cat, then go back to bed , wake up 6:10 pee, brush my teeth then change into my scrubs afterwards I do my hair and put my socks & shoes on head to my car and either put the basement yard on if I’m not caught up or a show on then i run about 5-10 mins late for work because i refuse to wake up any earlier but if my maps says I’ll actually be there on time I stop for an energy drink or coffee thus still making late

an episode w their iconic dads should be on TBY vision board

I start my day at 4:30am everyday, needles to say...I'm a morning person. Morning people are just nicer, no one can convince me otherwise

Frankie would have been accused of being a witch and burned if he time traveled

Omg! If I hear about the f-ing green ketchup again...... It'll ALWAYS be too soon! Green or Purple. Ew! Frank, get over it. Move on. It's never coming back. Lol

The green ketchup comment was triggering 🤣 I hated that episode so much.

I wake up to my first alarm cuddle my bf a different way every 5 min for like 20 min and then get up get dressed and head out the door and at work at 6 am 😭

Generally wake up 1000 times and everytime hit that mental snooze button, back to bed folks see u in about a week lll

Welcome back to the basement

We need another shock collar episode for episode #500 👀👀👀

wake up basement yard sleep repeat

Morning Routine during my morning routine

Good morning.

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