#497 - The Most Major Minor Inconveniences

Every time you crack an egg you always break the yolk!

Your top gets caught on a door handle at least once a day

im on the same page as frankie with the QR code menus, IMMEDIATELY annoyed by them lol

never having seen a single fast & furious movie is such a green flag

Everytime you use a public bathroom, someone knocks on the door

Every time you have to wash dishes you touch wet food.

A Walk To Remember is so good tho. Also City of Angels is sad like that. Damn that's a good movie

The sternum cracking… I thought I was the only one😭😭

Every time you need to turn right at a light, you’re stuck behind someone going straight

Mine is when my purse strap gets stuck on my gearshift as I’m getting out of the car

Every tv show you are watching doesnt have the last episode released until a week after you finish the 2nd last episode

the fast and furious slander is so upsetting i love those movies😭well the last couple were not great. but 1 2 and tokyo drift are phenomenal.

You can never put a cap back on something without messing it up the first time

Every time you try to close a door, it never latches on the first try and you have to close it again.

Again I love the show

Love the show and I don’t really get grossed out when people fake throw up and Frank I love you bud but Frankie doing the gagging just to make ant feel like he needs to throw up is annoying my guy🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️ I really hate having to hear that like 3 or 4 times each episode it’s not that funny🙃

Every other day when they are finishing their make up, they notice its crumbling off

I would inform Joey that there are little spiders that live in your ear called Demodex - and he would need to live with that knowledge without being able to do anything about it

Every time you go to unlock your front door you drop your keys on the first try

Every time you drink a slushy it does that thing where you only suck up what is in the straw no matter how many times you shake it

For every first wipe, your finger goes through the toilet paper 😅

Every other time you sit on the toilet your foot falls asleep. You feel like you have to sneeze but it never comes out at least 4 times a day. You step in something sticky every day and have to listen to the noise it makes while walking.

Every time you go grocery shopping, there are no carts/baskets available

Every time they need a pen they can't ever find one.

They always get the shopping cart with a squeaky or wobbly wheel.

Everytime you finally get your baby to sleep, you sneeze the first time and have to redo it.

Every time you stop to get gas, the first pump you pull up next to is out of order and you don’t realize it until after you get out of the car

I have always said, I never wish harm on anyone. But when someone is awful to me I wish them minor inconveniences on their worst days. Like belt loop catching on their door handle.

You absolutely can snap your own neck. If you crack your neck to hard you can separate your spinal cord from your skull. It’s called Atlanto-occipital dislocation

every time you put your airpods in the they don’t connect to bluetooth automatically

Put Frank and Joe in Top Gun 3

Let’s see how long it takes for the boys to find out the actors in Top Gun Maverick actually trained in and filmed in the F-18s

I got a kind of similar story with my old AirPods where I was walking and it fell out of my ear bounced I kid you not 3 times and directly into my dogs water bowl and the audio got all fucked up

every time you drive you are stuck behind a slow driver

I hope you run out of toilet paper when you need it most

I hope you get a paper cut on your tongue from a razor in a cup, I hope every soda you drink already shaken up, I hope your dreams dry like raisins in the baking sun, I hope your titties all saggy in your early 20s , i hope there’s always snow in your driveway, I hope you never get off Fridays and you work at a Fridays that’s always busy on Fridays, i hope you win the lottery and lose your ticket, I hope Ben and Socrates poop all up in your kitchen , I hope the zipper on your jacket gets stuck … and your headphones short… and your charger don’t work … and you spill shit on your shirt…

Bro you all are making me realize my entire life is an inconvenience.

You always have a popcorn kernel stuck in the back of your teeth

every other light turns red before u get to it

everytime you have in your earbuds someone talks to you like you don’t have them in your

idk if anyone has said this but every time you walk past a long handled door your shirt/pants gets stuck on it

"you're going to hammer my coccyx!?!?! Take it easy" HAHAHA

Anytime you go to a Mexican restaurant, you always swallow a sharp chip piece.

Every time you are watching tv and need to pause it or turn the volume down the remote is missing

Anytime your partner moves something in the house they forget completely that they ever touched it and never put it back where they found it so you are always asking them where things are and they say "I never touched that" and they are completely blind to this being a problem 🙃🙃🙃

Any time you run into someone they are always just slightly too far away for you to recognize them so you squint and you look angry and it alienates your friends

I can't decide if I'm actually cursed

you constantly have a loose hair on your clothes you can't find

Joe loving A walk to Remember was not on my bingo list for 2025 but I'm not complaining

The fault in our stars 3- the stars are also at fault 🤣🤣

Every login/account you have has a different password

Every time you’re indulging in “self care” activities the batteries die after a couple of minutes

I’m very stuck on the rice in the sinuses thing??? Wtf is that???

Every time you go to a website you have to reset your password

Everytime you order a drink there is always something in it. Or for at least an hour a day you feel like you have something in your eye.

Speaking of g forces if the studios ever goes to Disney, Mission Space in Epcot essentially a space launch simulator yall should do it

Mine is every time you go to eat something with a specific texture there is always one piece that is a different texture, e.g rice, but one piece is not cooked and still crunchy.

FRANKIE trust if you love cracking your own body get a chiropractor membership it’ll change your world upside down

When you need to use toilet paper, there is always less than what you need and the extra toilet paper is in another room/closet.

Minor inconvenience curse - every other time you get in the car, something rattles and you can't find it.

I’ve seen far too many vertebral strokes on young people from getting neck manipulation from a chiropractor. Hell to the no. Adjust whatever else, but the neck is 🙅🏼‍♀️ can definitely kill or permanently disable you!

Frankie finally understanding the rules. Then giving one of the worst examples 😂

I demand Ant get a camera on him

Am I the only one that would pay to do that F-16 experience???

Once a day, you get an itch you just can’t reach

Every time you sneeze, you pee a little. (I know moms have this problem)…

I think it’s adorable when the guys come up with an idea and joe is like “OMG THATS A GOOD ONEEE” like he just naturally reassures people (until he thinks it’s stupid then he calls them idiots LOL)

Everytime you go to use the remote the batteries are upside down

Dude, Ant cracks me up. His little noise of doubt when Frankie is talking about the roller coaster that he couldn’t breathe on. 😂

I took a flight from Auckland to Brisbane and got sat next to an 80-year-old man. By the end of the flight, and I’m not kidding, I could’ve told you what he did day day to day, what his family used to do, who his grandkids were and what school they went to, what degrees he had and how he got them, the name of his favourite professors growing up + so much of his medical history that I could have passed as his doctor. I literally didn’t ask a single question in 4 hours. But at the end of our flight, he said to me before I got up, “I’m not too sure I will ever fly again. I think it’s coming to the end for me. Thanks so much for taking the time to listen.” He had to stay until the very end because he needed assistance getting off the plane. I didn’t see him again. I still think about him to this day: Bob

Literal tears down my face when Joe was doing the G-Force impression 😭

Everyday you wake up 10-15 minutes before your alarm was to go off, and you’re still exhausted

- every time you try to charge your phone you have to flip the cord and wriggle it around a few times and then keep it still for it to actually charge - every online shopping delivery is delayed - only realising you need to fill up your car when it’s on empty and you’re in a rush, forever - for every appointment you have to sit in the waiting room for an hour because they’re running behind - every food delivery order is cold and/or wrong - every time you leave the house you bump into a very low-level acquaintance or friend of a friend that wants to chat for ages I could go all day, I’m very easily inconvenienced

Everytime you wave at someone, they were actually waving at the person behind you

Everytime you eat a chip it stabs the roof of your mouth or gums

Every time you open a bag of chips, it tears down the side.

every time you use a bathroom that’s not in your house, you have to take a shit

When two lanes merge and more than one car tries to merge into your lane in front of you.

Everytime you lay down to sleep, you just cannot fall asleep.

Every time you wash your hands, your sleeves gets a little wet.

I’m so sorry, I didn’t love Ant being on at first… and now I feel like he needs a camera too 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↔️

i can't believe frankie didn't bring up stan lee for the director segment

Going to need a Patreon of trying obscure foods in a can! 🤣

Frank is hilarious!! Do a barrel roll!

Yall were so authentically having fun together today and I felt like I was interrupting 😂lmao.

Every time you drive you have a sneezing fit for a minute while driving😱

The constant gagging recently is a lot 😭 sorry I have emetophobia

Every few times you eat your teeth scrape the wrong way on your fork and you feel it in your bones

Joes biceps holy shit

Every time you go to pet a dog it runs away from you

One inconvenience that drives me up the WALL is after dropping something, fail to pick it up 2-3 times in a row

Hair in the mouth is THE WORST! I’m a gardener and wear gloves and can’t always get the hair🥲

Ant needs a camera on him!! Also every time you pour milk on cereal it instantly becomes soggy

Just started the ep, woke up nauseous, skipping RIGHT past the discussion on snapping people's necks

Both sides, your pillow are always warm

Every time you wanna have a bowl of soup, you only have forks

Every time you use ketchup it’s squirts out the juices first

Every time you fill up gas it says to “see cashier inside”

Every time you go to bed your pillow is warm. Both sides. Ever time you go to bed you have crumbs and no matter how hard you try you can’t get rid of them

Am I using Patreon wrong. I want to watch old episodes but I have to scroll all the way down to the one I’m at. If I filter it to the ones I haven’t watched yet it keeps all the videos there. As if I haven’t watched any. And I still have to scroll. Any tips

Everytime you park you forget where your car is

I'll do it for 20k the economy is swallowing me whole lmfaooooo put me in that F-16 idc Also the inconvenience would be to constantly drop things or fall off when you put them back on the counter or whatever. Or get your clothes caught on the door handle every time you walk in and out a room. Or every time you try to zip up a jacket it gets caught on the clothes.

Every time you shower, the hot water gives out for a solid minute.

Everytime you go to use a remote the batteries are dying but not dead yet so you have to press the same button multiple times.

get hiccups once during every conversation

My charging port on my phone is fucked up so every time I plug it in it has to be sitting a certain way. It’s so annoying

Every time you eat eggs you find a piece of shell in it. Every time. It's even more funny because it even counts with baked goods and you won't even know. Lol

I think Frankie is hypermobile with all that cracking.

I would give them my forgetfulness. Every time they have a list of things to do or get they feel on top of it and organized but by the end of the day they realize they forgot ONE thing sending them into a self anger spiral. I swear it’s the one thing about myself that drives me absolutely insane

Every time you walk by a doorknob your sleeve/shirt gets caught on it

probably not original but , everytime you put on shoes there's a small pebble you have to fish out a couple times

Becca hitting her limit and killing the plants is so real though, I did the same 😂

Every time you unlock/lock your house, you use the wrong key twice before finding the right one

Ant needs a camera!

Forgetting to take the laundry out and having to rewash it or Putting in a battery and realizing you got the polarity wrong but on something that screws shut only after you’ve tightened all the screws

Grow the hair Frank.. become Mamoa, Rollins, Banderas. Make em jelly belly

Anytime you put a shirt on no matter what the first time you put it on it’s backwards and then the second try it’s on you whether or not you put it on right

Frank signing off like a 10 yr old girl 😆

every time you close your car door, your seatbelt gets caught in it and it won’t shut fully

officially one of my new fav episodes lmao happy monday yall!

i was TRIPPING out because why did the episode buffer for me at work exactly when you guys were talking about the buffering inconvenience 🤣

every time you get in bed, your sheet slips off one corner

Every time you go to say bye to someone, you end up walking in the same direction

my mom does goes to a chiropractor and she get dry needling and it’s so disgusting to watch..

Every time you put on your glasses they are dirty, even if you cleaned them before you put them away.

Every time you tie your hair up there’s just one hair pulled too tight

Every time Frankie tries to explain why he’s right he can’t stop stuttering

Frankie. I have hyper mobility. I can relate with the relief of popping your sternum lol

My sternum cracks when I stretch in the morning and I’ve never met anyone else who’s sternum cracks. Thanks Frankie 😂🫶

everytime you are walking with someone, your shoe comes untied (limited to once a day)

Every time you wave back at someone.. they were actually waving at someone else or every time you’re in a rush your belt loop gets caught on something 😭

Every time you go to get in bed there’s crumbs in it you have to wipe off

Frankie calls out everything on Ant but then his room temp idea is the exact same. Using his words "everytime you get it it's room temp" would mean even if u heat or cool it, when u get it its still room temp. Get off my boy Ant, hating ahh Frank

my stepdad flew F-16's so I can ask him any questions you may have

Every time you sit, your foot falls asleep before getting back up

how about ..you stub your pinky toe once a day randomly in the day

I know I've said this before but Ant is such a great addition to the show!!! Love all three of you!!!

You trip once a day. You don't fall necessarily. But you do a little stumble. (My life) lol

After every poop it takes a minimum of 10 wipes to be clean

Every table you sit at wobbles.

I had worked at a gas station for a few years and I had an old man (I was 17) walk up to me and go “This is going to be weird…. Are you ticklish?” And I couldn’t believe it. I didn’t even respond and he said “Well you didn’t say no so you must be” and he walked away.

airlines have tried cockpit cameras before,,,not as fun when the plane crashes 😭

I literally JUST watched The Fault in our Stars last night after only seeing it once YEARS ago. This is so weird!

The peace sign at the end !!!!!!!!

also we can get Red Bulls attention if we tag em enough! Probably in the YouTube comments and any Instagram clips form this episode!

every time you say bye to someone on the street you end up walking the same way

Every time you open a bag of chips, popcorn, etc when you open it, it “explodes” everywhere

If the jet took off from an aircraft carrier in the middle of the ocean, it wouldn’t just take off, you’d be slingshotted off the ship. The jet would be flung

Just wanna say I used your code for better help after years of avoiding therapy and being skeptical, could not be happier with their services, found an amazing therapist I’ve had 2 sessions with and being able to chat outside of a session is such an amazing feature, so thanks for helping!!

Frankie’s send off felt verryyy close to getting a “BASEMENYAHH” part 2 😂

every time you try to unlock your phone, it gets disabled for 5 minutes

I wish Patreon goals were still a thing. I wanna see Joe and Frank go skydiving. Also, still waiting on the 38th street files…

every time you screenshot something you lock your phone instead

Dwayne does rock bottoms in Fast & Furious but Frank would never know.

as a person who also is sensitive to gagging noises I HATE when they mess with Ant now 😂😫

"Wrapped.....? It's got pants on?" Lmao idk why this got me so good

Whenever they go to put hand sanitizer on they always have a little cut so it stings

Whenever you go to dip a chip it breaks off

Everytime you buy coffee it’s not exactly right and you have to add something to make it how you like it

Every earbud falls out of my ear, and I have like a collection of seven or eight different sets, and they all only have one side🤣

Emmymade mentioned?? Love her

get ant a cameraaaaaa

Just had the neck towel thing done. I cracked so loud I thought I died LMAO but it felt amazingggg

Whackest thing to ever happen to me was last summer I hurt my back and actually ended up losing my reflexes in my knees and feet. My physical therapist and doctors were like …. Uhhhh… lmao

Popping my sternum feels like taking a breath for the first time

Only good thing about Monday

Ayyyyyyyyeeeeee there it is 🙌🙌🙌

Fifteen seconds in we are on crack

when i see a new ep👀

yippee!

YAY love you guys

Ayeeee

Let’s goooooo