#495 - We're Gonna Fill The Grand Canyon

Lmao Ant ”I knew” good boy!!

Frankie saying he could carry 50 million dollars is insane. If it was all in $100 bills, it would weight 1100 pounds.

TLDR: it takes 995 years for the Grand Canyon to fill with piss. Idk where this video got the 800,000 years number from. Assuming an internal volume of 4.17 trillion cubic meters for the Grand Canyon, a global population of 8.2 billion, and an average daily 1400 mL of pee per person, it would take just under 1000 years (995.2 years for the Grand Canyon to fill up with pee if everybody always pissed in there every day.

Come to Maine!! We have a great venue here!!

OMG YES COFFEE PISS IS A THING!

Doesn’t everyone do the toilet paper in the toilet before they poop? I thought they did 🤣

Me, before the episode: is it piss? Me, during the episode: yeah it's piss

Says video is private. Anyone else have this issue?

Peeps are TRASH! Thank you Joe!

I can smell the coffee I drank later in my pee as well 🙇🏻‍♀️

Thin mints in the freezer, THE BEST!!

Anything mint is delicious ... 😔

The thumbnail picture is horseshoe bend…famously not part of the Grand Canyon.

Petition to stop skims add because Kim is evil

Yall are wack. Lemonades are so good 😭

Is anyone else getting a “sign in to prove you’re not a bot” prompt when you click play on the videos?

I find the online ordering hilarious, I ordered a sweatshirt from them and it was like 3 weeks late due to inventory 😂 still love my boys though 🫶🏽

THOSE are women’s faces?! 😂

Just like Frankie kept Red Lobster around..I am the one keeping mint chip ice cream and thin mints around 🤤

Gentlemen, it is time for Joey to come upta camp with his much taller counterpart, Frankie. Maine is waiting for you with bated breath, lobster, and cans just WAITING to be shot at with big ol’ guns. The Cross Insurance Arena has 6,200 seats. Book it. I dare you.

day 5 of asking for an ant cam

Coffee pee is 100% a thing. It’s hella wild.

Peeps and candy corn are absolute trash

Joe you aint alone I got coffee piss too

girl scouts like set up outside on the roadside here with signs and stuff and their parents i don’t think they’re allowed to set up outside out stores here anymore

was brushing my teeth during the poop conversation and couldnt stop gagging

but also how long would it take horses? lol

Ant: “sorry, I was crying” If I had a dollar for every time I have said that, I would be rich.

I am not over exaggerating when I say my ketchup bottle farted A SPLIT SECOND before Frankie said “did you fart”, it tripped me out so bad. P.S. I’m stoned

You can have asparagus pee or not and there's also a gene responsible for you smelling it or not

Just a heads up... "gyped" is absolutely a slur

I was legit eating a Girl Scout cookie when he started talking about about them and I froze and my eyes got so big 😳😂😭

when I would go to my friend’s family’s lakehouse they had a sign above the toilet that read “If it’s yellow let it mellow. If it’s brown flush it down.” I too would always flush the piss

Today I learned what chives taste like lmao

frankie is so michael scott coded it's crazy but the politically correct version

I really need to reconsider my choice of listening to you guys on my lunch break.. lmao

Ninjas to Gas Masks, the next logical step is Samurais

Say all you want about the cookies, but the Girl Scouts (and their moms- aka our generation) are innovative- set up your tables outside dispensaries and boom- sold out!

Ant’s laughter in the background makes me laugh even harder

Drape a few squares of toilet paper over the automatic flush censor.

Joe …hair looks fire babe…10/10

Joe you want a case of the toffee ones no one over here eats them

gypped is absolutely a slur for Romani People. gypped is short for gypsy, which is a slur. cancelled

I’m so ashamed I said 6 minutes for the Grand Canyon question 🤣🤣

coffee pee is very real Frank

I give you guys so much grace every episode with some of the shit you say. No matter how bad I wanna yell. I stay quiet. But THE TAKE ON THIN MINTS. Wild. Atrocious. Disappointed. Disgusted. How dare both of you. Keep the metal in I’ll still eat the fuck outta them

The episode looped around so much I forgot about the coffee piss. Definitely an espresso pee girl, not regular coffee. What a funny episode!

Crazy that I sent this to you guys on Friday on IG And I don’t get credit? Ok 😂😂 but glad it was talked about lol

Literally two weeks back I realised Joey looks like Dylan Efron too, so hearing Frankie say that on the episode is hilarious!

AGREE- THIN MINTS SUCK

When are you guys coming to Tampa FL

Love learning about Frankie’s old job! Was very interested in what he did if his degree was in criminal justice or whatever.

HOT TAKE…. This episode kinda sucked

Frank has a power of making me feel more normal

You coffee pissers need to drink more water.

Opening of this is WILDDD

confidently was thinking the grand canyon would start overflowing after 2 seconds of 8 billion people peeing in it

How's Joe gonna trash talk thin mints while dressed like one?

Can yall please stop doing 30 minutes of talking about piss and shit in ur episodes. Love yall to death but im literally going to throw up and no matter how much i fast forward yall are STILL GOING

Samoas are from one bakery, the trash caramel delites are from the other.

I have never GAGGED at an episode. Until "it got to iced tea level of dark" FRANKIE, JAIL.

I'm currently nauseous and the beginning of this ep is not helpful to me

Coffee piss every single time lol I thought it was everyone

just bcuz of the mint chocolate slander im gonna get some mint chocolate chip ice cream today. and it’s St. Patrick’s Day so it’s appropriate.

Thin mints are the best especially when frozen

I get the coffee pee too!! I thought everyone did but my sister was so confused when I told her😂

frankie mentioned dylan efron and i NEED to know if he’s seen the traitors

I thought I was the only one that had coffee smelling pee!

Flushing while you're sitting on the toilet is crazy.

never agreed with frankie more than i do in this episode about the easter snacks and definitely about the robins eggs

What does the Y on Joeys chain stand for?

THE COFFEE PEE IS SO REAL

I also have coffee pee. It’s crazy

petition for Ant to get a camera

Joe - Green is a great color for you

give joey a bunch of chives to munch on and see what happens

The impressions of Gordon Ramsay weren’t actually bad 😂😂 can’t wait to see you guys, to quote friends, in london babyyy! Big love guys ❤️

The Thin Mint slander is CRAZY. But Samoas are the best hands down.

I feel like I still haven't recovered from the green ketchup winning the snacks

Bro Chives definitely have a flavor 🤣 they’re like smaller green onions. Maybe he’s confused with Parsley?

I get coffee piss too. Might be a Joe thing. And it brings a whole new meaning to calling it a cup of Joe

anyone else tryna eat breakfast during the piss and bathroom talk 😭

People shit on me for hating thin mints, glad to know y’all hate them too 😂 but the smores cookies are FIRE

Pop those thin mints in the freezer and it will change your mind. They are the best

Don’t fire Ant! We love him

the coffee piss is real

I won't stand for this Thin Mint slander. Also Samoas still exist, it just depends on what bakery your state gets their cookies from. On our side of the US, it's the Caramel DeLites bakery.

I definitely have coffee piss

“The customer is always right” is and always has been a matter of taste, not company policy

I 1000% have coffee pee...

Ant! I thought I was the only one that did the toilet paper cushion for #2. Dry butts

Such liars we all have had a coffee piss come on

Horseshoe Bend in Glen Canyon

Pork can be rare you fucking donkeys!

Frank, the population has been more than 6 billion since 1999. Where have you been buddy

From GA and live in AL now and some of the kids fundraisers around here are selling giant bags of Vidalia onions. ONIONS. Like 10 pound BAGS of onions.

I definitely have coffee pee too lol

Don't think we suddenly forgot about the ketchup, Frank.

As a former Girl Scout we got prizes for how many boxes we sold and a badge. But some grocery stores (HEB) have off brand girl scout cookies for half the price and taste better imo.

When I was in japan we went to a fancy restaurant that served raw chicken. We were apprehensive and our tour guide told us 1. he's never had anyone get sick from the food there and 2. it would be so rude not to eat it. So we ate it and it was so so so good and i didn't die

joey, you look so pretty in that green sweater💚

Lemonades are the best cookie. I have not been able to find these since I moved out of Texas 😭

as a former girl scout, thin mints are my favorite 😂 mint chocolate is superior >>>

I would rather swallow a whole bottle of Zyrtec than have shit Girl Scout cookies

i never had coffee a day in my life lol

omg coffee piss is so true everybody would look at me crazy but now ik im not alone

i relate to the coffee piss

I saw this on TikTok and as soon as I saw the notif pop up with the episode name, I was hoping it would be about this 😂

take a shot every time they say the word piss

I’m a coffee pisser 🤞

My favorite cookies and ice cream 😭

Video isn’t working for me 🥲

just in time for me to get ready for work✨

Love you mfs don’t even play with me rn

we saw that bucko

Please come to auz also can tell by the title we have the same fyp, last week I sent yous the docter dan card then yous posted it! Same wavelengths

Please come to New Zealand 🥳