Lifetime Supply Of Assassins

the fact that Frank didn't bring up Ras Al Ghul once is criminal

I need the scream on tiktok “the moment that felt like Joes scream”

JOE YOU WANNA BE A ROUGE! ARCHER WITH DAGGERS!!

I went to The Basement Yard Experience in LA (I live in San Diego) and I stayed at the Queen Mary that night so I wouldnt have to drive all the way back down here! Every time I think about the Queen Mary now I think about The Basement Yard. My sister and I are staying there in a few weeks too, thing's massive but also very haunted and very fkn cool

I came back to comment this an hour after watching this podcast still laughing about how frank ended this episode lol

The whole assassin conversation I kept waiting for Frankie to say frogs and toads

My very Portuguese great grandfather used to keep his hunting whistle near the phone and blast that shit when telemarketers would call. I still have the whistle and I do plan on using it some day.

You guys went to van on my birthday but I couldn’t go god I would have shit myself laughing if I did

hairflip joe needs to happen

I love yall so much but you saying good things about a murderous CEO genuinely fucking broke my heart.

It's the blink at the end for me 😂

you guys need to start a Santagato Studios D&D campaign. all of what you described is just d&d HAHA

I agree with Joe. An assassin is multiple. If you’ve only assassinated once, you’re just a murderer.

ENERGY SWORDS 🔛🔝

I love simlish 🧎🏼‍♀️ sul sul

The axe and sword part 😂

Okay, so Frankie can stand toe to toe with Apex Predators and NOW he can gingerly brush aside weapons of death 😳 🤦‍♂️😁

Someone needs to make an edit of all of the times that Frank has "revealed" to Joe that he took creatine in college, because I can remember at least three times they've had that exact conversation ON POD.

When will you come to Australia

I immediately smiled when Frankie brought up the leviathan axe

I saw the cover and FREAKED! Not because I like assassin’s creed or anything of the sort but because my husband does and he gave our son Ezio as his middle name and I thought they’d be talking about it so I sat my son with me to watch so I could say “this is where your name comes from.” Lol

looking to sell a London night 1 ticket if anyone is interested!

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As a total fantasy nerd and weapons (not guns) lover this is hands down one of my favourite episodes 😂

We learned braille in like 4th grade? We had no blind students at our school tho lmfao

biometrics is da fingerprinting tech

Are people who assassinate, assassinators?

I love ant being behind the camera. So worth him always almost being fired

'if they get like died' killed me

Google Order of Assassins if you want the real history.

Vormir is not where Thor got his weapons frankie cmon😭 also the entire assassin debate pls im screaming, an assassin/hitman carries out hits for money and typically assassins kill high profile people without getting caught the guys who killed the presidents are just murderers theres a diff

Frank getting away with Eminem bar is not okay

it literally kills me every time frankie goes to say “ew” because he ALWAYS says it like it ends with the letter L but joe never calls him out on it lol (1:02:46) 😂

I’d like a lifetime supply of diabetes supplies like my pods and dexcom sensors. It would be such a weight off my shoulders.

The amount of times I jumped due to the bangs/thuds on the table is embarrassing….

I havent seen Frankie freak out with happiness like this bc they are talking about stuff he LOVES and Joe is going along with it hahaha

Easy fix to the uber eats restaurant situation: order for pick up, tell the restaurant you changed your mind and would like to dine in but u can just take the to go stuff and eat it at a table. This would only be an issue at really fancy places but with the money you saved everywhere else u could afford double eating at a really fancy place every 6 months or so.

The thumbnail is badass

I had a pixie cut in high school and then grew it out and Joe is totally right. The in-between phase is ROUGH

Koffing evolves at level 35 Frank

East Palestine native here 🫠 It’s been two years since the derailment and still no settlements in sight. Big companies can legit gaf less about paying people out. We’ve been getting the runaround

Frankie saying he would kill a whole group of seagulls for cookies had me dying

If I don’t get Frank on Um, Actually freaking immediately I’m gonna lose my mind

I hope you guys know that you would freaking love, LOVE playing DnD w Brennan Lee mulligan and he will LARP w you too. I stg a TBY Dropout crossover would be the best content on the planet

Not bankrupted, but Chili’s revoked N*SYNC’s lifetime of free Chili’s because they used it too much

Did Joe say “Frankie by the Foot”? Is this what we’re calling him when he gets way too hung up on semantics?? I like it.

I'd like a lifetime supply of cucumber Gatorade

Hitmen get paid. Assassins kill people of importance without pay.

I concur with Frankie’s usage of the word “bitch”

realistically, if I won a lifetime supply of something, i would want it to be like toilet paper, tampons, or a toiletry of some sort. Now, if I could get a lifetime supply of whatever, it would be like concerts, traveling (limited to 2 trips a year), or like therapy.

Take a shot every time Frankie’s says “bitch”

An assassination is typically only called and assassination when the assassinated is famous.

I’m so shocked Joey didn’t call out Frank for saying “it’s just another feather in the cap” like what gahahahaha there’s no way that’s a phrase

Fleet week in Fort Lauderdale.. wild times.. I can confirm. 😅😅

I won that year’s supply of the everything bagel hot sauce! It was a bottle a month - best prize ever! Still my favorite hot sauce ever 🤤

Back to back episodes that have had me in tears. First Frankie’s Roar now Joe unloading into the phone 😂

tell ant to clear his throat

Swiping a credit card SUCKS!! I'm all about the tap, so fast and easy!

“I’m trying to think of which one to use” had me in TEARS 😂😂😂

Joes impression was spot on 🤣👍🏼👍🏼

Thor got stormbreaker on Nidavillar Frankie cmon I thought this was ur specialty

So glad the phone is back!!!!!

These titles are getting out of hand 🤣

bunch of dorks my favourite weapons are razor chain whip, spartan sword and the sleeve gun from taxi driver looool

That end spew. I can picture Frankie up at night doing that exact thing. Lolol some ppls memory.. lol

We need a sign off for the Patreon!

Ant's search history must be nuts since this new studio was built

Free TBY Patreon for life!

DUDE when Frankie started rambling off at the end I lost it. He just kept going lmao.

Nice to see Joe nerd out with Frank for a change I loved it LOL

Frank needs to play Pal World

As a home baker who uses Oreos quite often - shipping a thousand pounds at one clip is NOT a lifetime. They'll stale out way before you can eat that amount of Oreos. lol - That kind of stuff needs to be monthly. Just goes to show the amount of disposable money these companies have!

Joes Pokémon trainer impression 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

As a Military Spouse, the navy definitely still considers Fleet Week as a very horny time. LOL

My college calls me at 8pm for donations and its a legit person like sir GO TO BED??? STUDY???

nerdiest episode to date and thats saying something lol

Yo, I LOVE having Ant behind scenes, his laughs in the background are hilarious 😭

We NEED something special for the 500th episode!!! IM BEGGING

They're really looking up EVERYTHING except the fucking definitions of hitman and assassin. 😂 A hitman is hired to murder. And assassins murder "important people". 💡

Anyone notice when Joe was talking about his dads wedding suit colors, that Frankie is basically wearing the same ones but opposite 😂 (brown trim, red jacket)

I'm the same age as the boys but I have never heard of the credit card copy thing. 😅 I've worked in so many places and handled so many card payments, the machine just printed one receipt for the seller and one for the buyer. The US is so weird. 😄

When Joe screamed 😭😭 I’ve replayed that idk how many times and I’m still dying 😂😂

Party game idea - take a shot every time Frank says “let’s make that very clear” 😂

My opinion…. Hitman kills for money. Assassins kill for political benefit. Thoughts?

27:46 love that Joe calls sais “the Carmen Electra’s”😂 referring to Elektra from daredevil

Love when the boys just absolutely nerd out

Storm breaker was cooler than Mjolnir, hands down

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Frankie really thinks he's invincible lmao

come LARP at the MD Renn Fest haha

Frankie.. Thor forged storm breaker at Nidavellir. 🤦🏻‍♀️😂

Ant fighting for his life trying to google all the weapons

Ver early yat

Well now I want to replay AC odyssey.

the only assassin i consider is celena sardothian aka ailen ashryver whitethorn galathyinus 🤭

“Why do you think your mom married him?” Ant just cracking up in the background 😂

This thumbnail WINS the week

😛love Monday and Friday mornings

What are we doing for the 500th episode coming up?!

Good morning yardie peeps, let's fuck this day in the mouth!

First😁 happy fridayyyy

Good morning basement yard!!!!

Favorite time of the week!