#492 - We Took The Substance (Audio Fixed)

Maybe someone can help me. I’ve left this comment everywhere. I’m looking for an episode where they keep bringing up GD power award and selling a dodge truck in a fast and furious movie. And I can’t find the episode.

I’m watching this 6 months later and I still can’t take it

Y’all need to leave angler fish alone

The clips on TikTok do not do the roar segment justice. This is WAY funnier

i don’t remember shit from this episode except the roar

I swear there not a single but if exaggeration in my next sentence… I laughed harder the last 3 minutes of this episode than I have in a LONG time! Stomach hurting, tears coming down my face laughing! That just made my night!🤣😂🤣😂 that roar was something serious Frankie!

Not all fanfic is smut/sexually explicit. It can just be a story using characters/people or a world that you don't create yourself.

How are you going to be in Astoria, the home of the Great Stavros Halkias, and not do a pod together?

omg dudes. honestly, this last part is my therapy. jesus i cry laughing every time holy shit, tears, snot, throat hurts, just literally laughing my ass off. THANK YOU

Who’s gonna tell them that platypus (es?) (platypi?) are also bioluminescent

If you guys like glow sticks you should look up radium girls

Me a classicist being proud of frankies knowledge of Greek mythology/history

aahh as a fellow july leo, i felt that countdown to your birthday. always knew i related to frankie lmao

any other car listeners, when they just as much as tap the table it sounds like the doors are pounding in? lol

Why did Frankie roar in Scottish??? 🤣🤣🤣

That roar from Frankie was hilarious 😂 he sounded like the lion from the wizard of oz. Joes contagious laugh and ants gagging. Those last few minutes can heal a bad day.

what happened now? it's privated

It’s funny because frank really is SUCH a Leo.

Is anyone else not digging this new format? Fact checking kills the vibe and flow and comedy :(

ants commentary makes these just that much better “that sucks….”

How is there not merch with Joe as a frog and Frank as a toad or vice versa??

Love when Frankie makes Ant gag. . It’s so hilarious 😂😂😂

You know how Frankie thinks he can fight every animal and win? Well that roar really gave him the upper hand 😂🤣 no animal will want to fight him after hearing that boot shaking roar 🦁

So we’re all gonna act like Frankie don’t remind us 90s babies of the lead singer of deftones??!!!!!

And this is why I need Becca on the pod

Yeeees, fun patreon ad Frank is back

I have literal tears streaming down my face after the roar

The Roar!!! Laughed so hard I almost threw up!! The best!!

Please don’t watch this while driving I had to pull over

I need y’all to watch Severance and then review it just like you did with The Substance

wHatS MeSoPoTaMiA? Lost it 🤣🤣

Joe starts ad. “Aw alright I was gonna talk..”- Frankie @ 48:31. Joe proceeds to not give a shit 😂

Oh my god I showed the end to my coworker and it gave her an asthma attack

I can’t listen to this shit at work man, Jesus Christ. Thanks guys I needed that laugh

I need merch with a drawing of Frank doing lion shoulders and just RAAAAAAAAAWR underneath with his unhinged facial expressions. That first attempt sounded like Elmo in combat 🤣 and then not seeing Frankie at his desk and then cutting back to him and it's just his head gagging is SENDING ME omg

Thank you. I will now be setting his “roar” as my alarm sound including the laughter. Best day of my life

please 😭 i listen to the podcast when im at work and im in TEARS at my desk listening to Frank’s roar 😂

I think the last 5 minutes of this is the funniest thing that’s ever ever happened on this podcast. And this podcast makes me laugh. A lot.

Joey please watch Titane and get back to us this lady has a baby with a car

This one is going in the mythology books.

The direct eye contact when fake gagging from Frankie 😭😭😭

Ant dying laughing in the background is sending me! He’s a great addition to the podcast !

why is his roar scottish

Not the big build up for that 😂😂😩

As someone going to a UK live show can I request Frankie to do his Scottish accent

The roars 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I didn't think the show could get any better, but Ants recent addition has been awesome!

This was probably the funniest episode I’ve ever seen lol

Frank I IMPLORE YOU to try to do the Mike Wazowski yell

The substance did not win the palm d’or

BLIND KARAOKE PRETTY PLEASE!!!

yeah frank acts like a leo

How many times I looped His Roar and Joey's reaction is unhealthy LMAO!

Crazy how they had close to the exact conversation ab glow sticks from a past episode

I’m new here can you not listen without being inside the app?😂

Just watched the ending of the substance and there is absolutely no way in hell people think that was the BEST movie of last year.

Frankie’s last roar sounded exactly like the scream from Scooby Doo in the real life Scooby Doo 2 😭 please someone understand what I’m on about

Ant just saying “that.. sucks.” to Frankie’s random birthday shenanigans was so funny

do the roar

Frank being a Leo makes unfortunate sense

Funniest things about the last 3 mins of this episode 1. Frankie looking directly into the camera before the last roar 2. Hearing Ant or Greg(whoever googles)choking laughing w/o a mic 3. whoever farted 4. The gagging 5. Whatever Frankie’s hands are doing while he roars

Frank thinking all wars are mythologized is giving holocaust denial adjacent

currently trying to figure out how to make Frankies roar my alarm clock ringtone lololol

I always forgot Frankie’s birthday is two days after mine until someone sends me their clips and compares him and I 🤣 it makes so much sense

Holy fuck I haven’t laughed that hard in a LONG time and it felt good 🤣 also had laughing tears hahaha I need to have Franks lion roar on standby whenever I need to laugh 🤣🤣

my name is demi i really loved that part .. like i really loved that part

I feel like this movie tells you about adrenachrome

The ending tho 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂I haven’t laughed that hard in a long time!

It absolutely kills me when y’all forget you talked about something. Frank has already told Joe about that Celebs bakery and Joe legit had the same reply as the last time! Y’all need to rewatch your videos bc you repeat ALOT of shit 😂

Frank wants to bomb those fish but it’s like they live in depths that we’ll never swim in?

omg the ending LMAO and Frankie putting his serious face on to scream/roar lmaaaao

I would give anything to watch the roar for the first time again

Gagtonio at his finest 💚

Ant… ‘I can’t google porn’ had me crying jahahaha

Joey needs to watch A Portrait of A Lady On Fire - purely bc he loves to yearn and be devastated and i just know he would love it

My throat hurts just listening to Frankie’s roar

I need more of Joey describing moves, I would watch any movie like that 😂

Frankie at this current moment at red lobster right now these cheddar biscuits are actively making me bust a load 1st time here

You should get Frankie a stuffed lion for his birthday that has the sound of his roar put in it 😂

The last 10 minutes of the episode - I haven't laughed that hard in a long time, literal tears hahaha

Crying laughing at the end💀

Oh god the audio. I'm so glad it's fixed. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I realize they go off topic ALL the time but today for some reason I really noticed it 😂 like how did we go from joe going to get emotional reading comments about the fish to grinding economics 3.01 💀😂. Like how’d they get there!!!!!

I text my family every year in February 25th (happy birthday, Joe) and inform them it’s my half birthday. I am 32 years old 😂

I’ve got the same birthday as ant, that’s just made my day

I am crying laughing that was the best ending

The demon that came out of frank has been DYING to come out for years 😭

Joe better roar for this fridays patreon

That is the most I've laughed in a long ass time. Thanks guys ♥️

Now we know what broke the audio 🤣🤣🤣

Hearing ant gag without being able to see him his HILARIOUS

YALL BETTER NOT BE MEAN TO THAT ANGLER FISH ILL CRY RN

DO NOT HATE ON THE ANGLERFISH !!

The roar has me struggling to breathe 🤣🤣🤣

LMFAOOO that roar just set me up for a late night I literally woke up my baby laughing that was diabolical 😭😭

The way they ignored the part describing Leo’s as “theatrical” and then Frank starts swinging his shoulders around roaring like a horny lion is crazy

Ant’s “I can’t google porn” so early took me out

This is so niche but Frankies “roar” sounds like Scooby doo screaming in the live action version 😂 I had to stop making dinner because I couldn’t stop laughing

Dude those roars just took me tf out 🤣🤣🤣💀

I fell asleep watching this (was super tired not bored) and was woken up by Frankies roar

Joey’s giggle gives me life. Excellent roar Frank lol

Dying at the ending 😂😂😂

Yo!!! The best ending ever😂😂 I’m dying😂😂😂😂😂

OMG i have not laughed that hard in a long time !! the last 10 min was so funny !! that alone was worth the $10 monthly fee lol and i just signed up today! lol

I found your outro Joe-“and as always, we’ll see you next time on. .” Frank-“DA BASEMENT YARD!” He can try different variations and pick the funnest one

frank giving joe a hard time for purposely killing a lightning bug but has talked about feeling a bugs soul leave its body when he crushes it 😭

Ommmg the ended with the roar was absolutely the best!!! I never laughed so hard in my life I had tears rolling down 🤣🤣🤣

Of course Frankie wants to completely destroy all of a species that he will literally never see in person in his life.. just because he doesn’t like the way they look 🤣🤣

need joe and frank to make a letterboxd I must know their top four etc etc

We need a camera on ant

The end was an involuntary ab workout. I watched 5 times 😂

wait til they hear the angler fish was only 6 inches 😭😭😭

Having ant now to google all the insane questions means everything to me

If y'all want another unsettling movie - watch 'Tusk', you'll hate it

As a 6th grade teacher who is just started the Ancient Greece unit today and the Trojan horse was the lesson today, I’m cackling!!!!😂😂

😂😂 I haven't laughed that hard in a long time! Poor Ant being the sympathy gag scapegoat.

I literally am in pain from the roar

Full hyena!!!

i CANNOT watch this shit at work OH MY GOD

the Mesopotamian people are the modern day assyrians that (Frankie you were right) are from the regions of Iraq syria iran and turkey :) slay Frankie our smart king

I have never laughed this fucking hard!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

The height of just too muchery

Was his second scream just him trying to talk in his Scottish accent?! I’m crying 😂😂

Joey: show us your roar Frankie: ahaaaahhhh 👹👹 I’m in tears! 😂😂

I’m so glad they fixed the audio because wtffff was that ending lmao

The way I watched the whole video hoping we would circle back to Joe’s reaction to sad anglerfish comments and we never came back 😂

I need to see someone put Frankie's face and roar into that production company lion intro

Watching you two become astrology girlies is everything to me. Do a chart read for a Patreon episode!!

The addition of Ant brings Joe and Frankie together in collaborative bullying

Holy fuck I kept trying to pause the video after the 2nd roar, but I couldn't see thru the tears, ended up accidentally skipping to ants sympathy gag😭 I had to take my earbud out because I was getting light headed. That was 20 minutes ago. Fucking hellllll man

I almost crashed my car from the tears in my eyes 😂😂😂

My stomach hurts from that roar 🤣

Regarding The Substance - I left the theater saying "I'm sure some weird French fuck made this movie"...looked it up and lo and behold haha. LOVED it though

Had to try so hard not to fucking lose it at work at that ending 😂

Ok that roar was so fucking funny 😂😂😂 I have not laughed that hard in a long time!

I don’t think i’ve ever laughed so hard

Frankie wants to kill fish for being ugly

ant giggling in the mic has me dying

The roar nearly killed me 😂

Poor Ant

The roars are SENDING me LMFAOOOOO

"Non whatever" instead of "non whatsoever" KILLED ME

The substance was honestly not that great

I. Am. CRYING. ☠️☠️☠️

Ok. Watching this 1000 times because that roar is an instant BY classic moment. CRYING. LOL. If anyone needs to get directly to THE roar, go to 1:07:08. Tears LMFAO

Omg INCREDIBLE ending. I can't stop laughing. Oh Frankie - never change. lmaooooo

i watched the last 10 min of this 5 times laughing so hard im crying actual tears hahahahha

Am I tripping or does literally every year people say it's the fucking "year of our lord" 😂

I would want to see your guys’s take on the movie under the Silver Lakes with Andrew Garfield

Wait till they find out about the 🔥 musical about The Odyssey

Actual tears at work bc of that ending rn 🤣

Omg I just got to the roars 😂😂😂😂

I’m in TEARS at work because of the last 10 minutes of this episode 😭

Ant’s “that sucks” was amazing 😂😂

this felt like one of them og episodes BLESSSSS

Someone PLEASE put together the BASEMENEYAH and the roar to a nice BASEMENERAAAAAH! 😂

MY BIRTHDAY IS ALSO JULY 30TH AND I FACETIME MY FRIENDS AT 12:01 REMIND THEM IS MY BIRTHDAY HAHAHAHA

I never laughed so hard. i'm crying lmao

Alright do me a favor? Get on TikTok… search Booktok growl…. We’ll revisit this whole roaring thing. Cuz THAT? Was pitiful 😂😂😂😂

Chris brown was on that super sweet 16

I replayed that roar about 6 times and by the end of it I was wheezing so hard I started gagging like Ant. Talk about full circle 😅

I’m literally crying laughing at the end

Laughed so hard at franks first roar I woke up my 4 month old

The roaring 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

petition to get Ant a camera PLEASE

😭😭 the roar. I can’t breatheeeeee

The way I cried laugh!!!

The roar at the end took me out lmfao 💀

I cry laughing every time they make Ant gag like in the sour video

I wasn’t ready for the first roar. 🤣🤣 then the mock made it better. I spit my drink out. 🤣 when joe has to put his mic down to laugh you know it wont stop. 🤣Oh no not Ant gagging in the background. 🤣🤣🤣 ah man.

Little sass at the end of the roar lmaoo

I have not cry laughed in a long while but the roaring sent me to the moon

If the basement yard ever falls they can always start another called frogs and toads 😂

Alright.. who shit my pants laughing?

I have never laughed harder than the last few mins of this episode 🤣

frank being a leo makes SO much sense

I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED HARDER AT A TBY MOMENT MORE THAN THAT ROAR MOMENT😭😭😭😭

plssssss the roar is killing me

The roaring, the gagging 😂☠️

Omg so glad you guys fixed the audio the roaring is SENDING MEEEEEEE😭

Hands down the best way to end the show 😂😂😂

The last five minutes were the best five minutes of my life 🤣🤣🤣

the roar.... my god

why did the roar sound scottish LOL

I’m CRYING at Frank’s roar wtf 😭😭

This is the content I paid for lmao

i don’t think i’ve ever laughed so hard in my life 😂😂 that roar really took me out 😂

the last ten minutes holy cow haha

Joe needs to watch Inside Out 1 and 2!

I’m never forgetting this episode 😭😭😭

It blows my mind frankie use to have a SLICK BACKED man bun 🤭😂🤣

So glad we got the audio back for that ending 😂😂😂

So glad we got the sound back to hear Franks roar

frank gagging and pointing at ant really got me HOLY FUCK

Watching this before going to work, as an archaeologist, sent me into a spiral.

I just happened to be rewatching ep # 383 so when the sound cut out I went back to finish that one, and Frankie was talking about retiring from grinding in that ep too 🤣 I know they retell stories but just thought that was quite the coincidence

The Roar 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

So glad we can hear the ending now 😭😭😭

Yooo Frankie’s roars caught me so off guard I choked on my breakfast laughing so hard😭😭

Do the roar👹

The end had me crying 🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣

The commanding roar took me out 😂😂

Frank is apparently big movie guy but he called Cannes “Cans”

The episode number is still incorrect! 492/429

Yay! ❤️ my morning felt incomplete without finishing the episode!

Just in time for me to tune into at work happy Monday everyone

Dirty moustache Joe!

Thanks Boys🫶

Happy Monday…again!

Thanks guys!