All Aboard The Magic School Bus

Little does 2025 Frankie know we just discovered a new cat in 2026

As a resident of buttfuck Illinois… I would absolutely vote for Joe for Mayor..

I proudly have all 50 state quarters in the cardboard thingy still 🤣

Ant: "sick invite, that was crazy" 🤣 Made me lol but also I hear that inner pain

it’s scary how small we are compared to the sun like we do not MATTER. it’s terrifying 😭

I love to see frankie being in his kendrick lamar era yes king

I actually really wanted to know the name of the ski team though…

I care about the name of the 60 year old mens ski team :(

"Which planet do you hate?" EARTH JOE

Frank, my man, spotifys algorithm calculations are elite. My spotify knows me almost better than my own mother 🤣

Not gonna lie, this episode made me fall in LOVE with Frankie as a father.

being from the city but shit talking long island roads is wild 😭 especially when the belt parkway exists omg? also i live in a numbered grid city now and its ASS

Often the reason cities have subsections with different names is because they were separate towns that got absorbed into the city that grew around them

pretty sure ms frizzle was a lesbian guys LOLOL

omg frankie u better take your planet disdain back- jupiter is the planet of luck and saturn is the planet of karma lol

Pandora is by far superior to Spotify.

This is the episode I realized frank is out of touch lol

who’s gonna tell em about the Ms. Frizzle lesbian lore 👀

Joe saying that the pyramids are diamond shaped pmo im not gonna lie. Just straight up a conspiracy created by a racist dude

Frank. the hypocrisy of saying you live in astoria instead of queens but complaining that manhattan has neighborhoods too??? THATS WHAT ASTORIA IS?? 🤣 jUsT SaY yOu LiVE In QuEeNs bRo

We NEED a vlog of the boys at Disney World IMMEDIATELY

i love that ant is part of this now he’s so funny 😭

Joe not being impressed by the Mona Lisa, same.

Omg Oregon mentioned

The deep dark ocean and space are my biggest fears despite loving learning about it. I HAAAAAATE space

Can look through the telescope at the Lowell Observatory in Flagstaff,AZ -it’s where they discovered Pluto

tell Ant to clear his throat

“WHAT!😱…oh idk who that is😐”

The belt Pkwy is Brooklyn 😆😆

Anchorage Alaska mentioned??‼️‼️

Me when I live in riverside but I live in arlanza LMAO

i'm crying at work because of "what am i sacagawea?"

I also have pandora with ads! Why pay for it when you can get it for free?

Ants “Humble” bar went over their heads 😂😂

Goin on a cruise in March. Hope to run into Frank and BECCA ??

Joe you did an entire podcast with Danny and his brothers and you explained the ENTIRE donut heist thing in detail. Trying to hide it now is wild 🤣

PSYDUCK MY BELOVED

Nah numbered streets confuse me….

Pandora is better at curating radio stations based on tracks. Spotify and Apple music are ass at that. Spotify is better at the playlist aspect tho!

I literally shed a couple tears when Frank was talking about the kids…I get so emotional thinking of my son growing up!! 😩

I know exactly what Frankie means tho. Time is inevitable . You have no control over it. It’s scary but it’s life . Never realized how fast time goes until I had kids.

Frank was so proud as he says “as it ticks away” lmao

I’m too high for Frankie not to like time

Thanks Frankie now I’m having an existential time crisis

learning how to drive on long island with all 80 parkways is top 10 worst things ive ever been through

The whole podcast is Google searches now lol

"oop youre projecting" 😂

Please let us see sites they’re reading 😭

Yes go off Frankie!! 🫰🏽 always on that damn truth

Us Utahns use the mountains as a way to tell directions 🤣

I’d vote for you Joe! Aka an individual who lives in buttfuck Illinois. 🤣

There’s a neighborhood in Vegas where the street names are Pokémon, and I’m willing to bet that’s the exception to them preferring numbered streets.

I can’t be the only one that laughed with frank about Windy Wendy.

my coworker n i have this talk every day at work ab how much she hates PA n their counties townships cities n boroughs

The directions I give to my cabin are laughable because I don’t know roads either. “After the second whoop de whoop you turn right” and I am not even kidding.

Not having it with the Neptune slander lmao ITS FCKING BLUEEE

frankies imitation of greg sounds like moira rose.

I live on Beefeater Lane, one street over is Gaslight Trail. Street names do not make sense.

I kind of love that people still use pandora. That’s loyalty!

Joe is 33 bro he’s not having kids unless he wants to be 60 when they’re 20

what level of patreon gets me the vid of keith singing semi charmed life?

where i grew up, and I just KNOW theyd hate it, but there was Hilltop which turned into Hess and it had 3 turns... Motsenbocker, Jordan, and Hess I dont know why I always remember those, but I love it

i like named streets WAYYYY more than numbered streets. Plus, Colorado is a grid system which makes life sooo much easier

I relate to Frank’s time passage anxiety soooo hard. I can’t think about it too much cause I’ll spiral lmao

Joe, your podcast is named, “The Basement Yard”. Your mom named it because she knew how much you loved the basement, so you also are a slut for a basement😂😂

The town in Kansas I live in is divided like this (TOPEKA) North tweek-peek-a East side is little Mexico The dirty South The white white West Crack head Central

Not Frankie saying he hates when cities or towns are broken into smaller neighborhoods when that's literally what NYC is 🤣🤣 and the irony of him using Manhattan as an example

Frankie it’s okay, I use musii with ads lmaoo

I love scene it so much, very excited yall mentioned that LMAO

When Joe has kids he will understand this entire conversation about time. Can’t wait😂

It snowed in Florida about a month ago

Resident of “butt f Illinois” here! Never voted for a mayor before, but I’d vote Joe

not sure Ant/Google was the most productive move

The NOOOOOs are killing me jahahahahah

Hello from Long Island. Agree that fuck the highway system!!!

Hating on Long Island <//3

Someone needs to remind Frankie AGAIN that the uvula is not in the vagina and all genders have one

Im canadian and I do not care an ounce about their team name

As a person that resides in “butt fuck Illinois,” I’d vote for Joe as mayor

We share a zip code with the neighboring town and there’s a chance that you could have the same address/street name in both towns. 🫠🫠🫠

Ant with the Kendrick reference

What’s the episode where Joe says “go DJ” and Frank flamboyantly says “That’s my DJayyyyy” I’ve been losing my mind with this

the whole planet bit and trying to search for the telescopes killlled me😭😂😂 hardest I’ve laughed in a while

Kitchener-Waterloo, ON Canada where the same roads intersect 4 times :')

every time i tell someone my nephews name is Onyx they think he’s named after the pokémon, but in reality, he’s named after the gemstone lol

I CARE ABOUT THE 60 YEAR OLD CANADIAN SKI TEAM (AM CANADIAN)

Absolutely loving the longer episodes

GURL DAS A BOOTY HOLE

Was never allowed to watch Pokémon growing up…. Any of my knowledge on Pokémon comes from the boys 😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

Hello from Alabama!!

These makeshift outros are the perfect opportunity to bring back the "BOW!" 😂

I’m with Frank, I only use Pandora. It’s the same account I’ve had for 10+ years. I cannot for the life of me understand Apple Music and Spotify 😫

I don't get the street thing... Like if you say that you're on x and y, isn't that a corner? There are buildings that aren't on corners.

Waited this whole understaffed shift, to come home and watch this today 🥹 I couldn’t be happier

It was monster house

The solar system thing fucks me up

Excellent choice on Money Trees, Frankie. Welcome to the Kendrick club 🤣

I live on Long Island and honestly I’m not offended

Astoria Oregon is where the Goonies was filmed! Side note pleassseee come to Oregon- you got a big audience over here in the PNW too!!!

I use spotify...my bf downloads youtube videos for music. Doesn't even stream them

I was just looking at a monthly Spotify subscription and it’s $11.99/mo. I think you can swing it! Pandora did bring me back though, lol. What a wild ride of an episode!

You guys would hate living in Portugal, with streets named Avenida Dr. Manuel Figueira Freire da Câmara 🥴

Frank PLEASE download Spotify or apple music😂😂

How are Joe and Frank able to be smart about nothing topics but the dumbest about the stuff almost everyone knows about😂😂

Please give Frankie a subscription to Spotify lmao Pandora is so OLDSCHOOL 😂😂

i came here to laugh and joke and instead had an existential crisis 😭

I feel if Frankie downloads Spotify the planes will stop crashing, he needs to get on that 😭

Ok Anchorage shout out 😍

Ep. 10 of Frank thinking a Uvula is gender based 💀😭

Me taking maple and orchard to get to my moms house i'm laughing

Oh helllll yeah, Anchorage, Alaska mentioned! 😂 I’m from Anchorage and have been longtime fan since the Fantasy Draft video. 🫶

Rip to the voice actor for Misty 🥺

As someone from Wyoming, I can confirm we do not have a town named Hubble. 😂

I’m a FedEx guy, we’re literally manufactured to memorize street names. Everytime I tell someone how to get to a certain road they’re like how the fuck do you know that 🤣

You cannot fit all of our solar systems planets in between the space of the Earth to our moon, look up a photo to scale of our solar system lol I'm sure you will laugh. I need Ant to start fact checking

My favorite part of the new studio is hearing Ant giggling in the background 😂🥰

todays my 23rd birthday and to not only wake up to a patreon exclusive video but to also get to hear joe and frank complain about long island and how confusing it is was the best gift i could have asked for. LOVE YOU GUYS!! (and happy early birthday joey!🩷)

Best and worst part of being a parent…. Watching your children grow

I love Oregon talk!

Oh my God, Joey, you make me feel so so so old!!! 😂🤣😂🤣

without a doubt they will always manage to do a 10 min segment on Pokémon

Where I live there will be 74th St, 74th Ave and 74th pkwy all in a row. In a suburb. It’s wildly annoying.

Go to the North American Bigfoot museum in boring Oregon and you will become a believer. Trust me.

FRANKIE I HOPE YOU SEE THIS- I always freaked out about every moment/time passing so quickly and I discovered there is a word for that feeling: Ephemeral/Ephemeris and idk throw it in a poem might make you feel better

You fully have my permission to use my Patreon money for a music subscription for Frank. Please

There are so many observatories in new jersey. I wanted to scream at my phone for them to find one of the more popular ones. It's exactly what Joey is saying and it's the coolest thing in the world if you're interested in space. Frank bring your kids. Get them just as excited about space. We need young minds and they're newer outlooks on the world. This is something I'm constantly reading and learning about. Please how can I get this message to them

HATE IT when I’m telling someone about a restaurant or whatever and they interrupt with: “Oh the place on Garfield St.?” …. Like I was gonna tell you about the fkn fried zucchini but yes lets break down the geography first

not the slacker radio frankie

The things they tell ant to type in send me lol

You guys should do a space episode where you just talk about space, learn cool stuff about it, would be awesome

You guys should do a bit on how to pronounce Chicago street names 💀

Omg I haven’t even watched yet and this topic has me so excited! “Eeeeeee!”

I live in Boston & there’s a small neighborhood called Chestnut Hill around here with its own zip code & apparently its a small portion of Boston, Brookline, & Newton. So not only is it a part of 3 different cities/towns but it’s also a part of 3 different counties. I don’t think it can get any worse than that.

How did I not know you guys were 20 min away from me in State College!?!?

I have learned 90% of my Pokémon knowledge through you guys lol

These two are going to hate the layout of London

as an australian the new york numbered street system has always seemed so insanely confusing to me are you kidding 😭

They would hate my little town lol

frank would love to know that there’s a neighborhood in las vegas with streets named after pokemon

Perfect Way To Start The Weekend

waddup patreons

TGIF

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I’ll unlock the door down under for you

Please come to Australia basey boys

Finally, Friday!

First 😝