#474 - School Supplies Get Me Goin'!

Is nobody else shook that they were sponsored by skims?

any asian store and idk how common winco is on the east coast, they sell them in big packs there too

From a partial Asian- those jelly cups are basically virgin Jell-O shots for kids with chopped fruit in it 🤣🤣 you can get them at literally any Asian store! They come in cute plastic jars! Some are shaped like bears or dogs! My Korean grandma would buy them for me every time we visited!

Joe needs a job as an office admin

Frank saying “back to the Japanese!!” for Tiffany Nguyen took me out. 🤣😭 it’s vietnamese frank 😂🫶🏼

We called them "zombie killing paper cutters"

On the subject of catcalling - one time when I was like 14 (ew) a man whistled at me from his car window while he was driving, but he kept looking at me instead of the road and drove his car off the road and into a wall. I loved it.

god the whiteout conversation was the realest thing I’ve ever heard

I had that mario type game on my calculator and played it way too much when i shouldnt have lmao. I cant remember what it was called tho

Is anyone else having an issue watching this one? It tells me "This video is private" and it's only happening for this episode.

Frank looks like a footlocker employee

this ep was great as per usual, but i’m just wondering why everyone restricts themselves to as close to a tight 60 min for podcast episodes as possible. is there a reason? something about ads or monetization or something like that? like if you guys had stuff you waaanted to bring up, why not run the episode a little long and do like, 20-30 minutes of housekeeping type talk? you know we’d all watch longer episodes! idk just wondering, will obvi stick around on the patreon regardless! 😊

i can see the clip of frankie and that meow x1000

The Paul revere 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

PLEASE Edward 40 hands episode

As soon as they started singing changes I had to pause the podcast and immediately put it on 🤣 forgot that song existed

Love the smell of oil paint markers ,specifically uni paint markers... smell heavanlly...and write on anything andeverything...yall should really take a sniff

57:02 freaking hilarious!!

Lychee

Bro you think that blind dates are bad? Try saying no to a guy when he asks for your number.

Do NOT run at somebody with a gun 🤣🤣🤣

These 2 are definitely lovers

The boys are ON one this ep 😂

When my twin sister was in elementary, someone threw a No2 Pencil at her and hit her Milimetres from her eye and she STILL has the graphite scar on her eye. She’s 25 now.

I sat on a pencil once and still have the mark. I called it my blueberry!

Lmao my dad did that to my now husband. We were gifted that exact shotgun 😭😂

Joey and Frank would also choose the bear

I want the boys to make a "Hear me out" cake

I went on a blind date and this man took me up in the woods to show me he carried a gun.

This is an ALL TIMER of an episode

Omg when they start talking about poster board all I thought of was science fair 😂😂

Frankie if you get a gun don't forget to teach your kids about gun safety! Show them the Eddie The Eagle gun safety video on YouTube! Love you guys so much, thank you for getting me through my work day 🫶🏻🫶🏻

My elementary bff stabbed me in my hand and I still have the black dot under my skin.

SKIMS?! We made it ladies and gentlemen! Whoa! Huge company. Damn good on you boys.

QUEEN BEEF SPONSORING THE BOYS

not asian, but you can get those jelly snacks at any asian fruit market in NYC (esp bk or queens)

Greg, I also have lead in the same exact place from stabbing myself with a pencil😭

Okay - if this never reaches them WHATEVER but if you boys want an orgasmic PEN experience…. Get a TUL pen, it’s luxury. nothing will ever compare to the cloud-like roll of the TUL pen. Swear to god it’ll feel like you’re in the top of the 1%ers

It's crazy that they're talking about home invasion...my house was broken into last night. Called my local gun safety school this morning.

New episode. Happy birthday to me.

Those Asian jelly cups are called Fruitery Jelly I think 👀 if you guys haven't found it

When i was in 5th grade i put my pencil facing upward on my desk and slammed my head down laughing at a joke and i stabbed the pencil in my lip & i still have the lead mark there :// i am now 26 lol.

I'm the quiet bestie. evb calls me for the nonsense. I rarely speak so I make a great accomplice. : |

I'm a SLUT for office supplies lol I love having an office job and buying new stuff all the time

Love the Greg cameo on this one, what a trooper

i almost got mad at you joey lmao

as a trans woman, the scream i scrame when he said Tboy was GOLD

I bet this Tiffany chick had the sickest gel pens.

So many comments about people getting stabbed with pencils in the 3rd grade - what a coincidence!

Ok but the batteries thing - you're supposed to keep batteries in the fridge because they last longer. The feeling of cold batteries against each other... Joe needs to experience this.

i accidentally stabbed myself in the hand with a pencil 15 years ago, still have the mark. i look at it often 🤣

Those jelly things!!! My little brother and I used to walk down to the corner store and buy those allllllllll the time I know exactly what you’re talking about!!!

The .38mm pens will change your life

I got stabbed with a pencil in third grade and it's in almost the same exact place that greg's is - I'm almost 25 now lol

Calling the crayon’s home bleachers is so fucking accurate lmao

Skims is a huge get holy shit

will someone please tell them that nguyen is vietnamese 😭

The “politician” who pretended to be trans was a bachelorette contestant and he didn’t do it for 3 weeks…he did it for SIX MONTHS. Like my guy, I think it’s okay to just be honest with yourself…

Is audio only working for everyone ? It hasn’t worked for me in a couple days

did someone fart at 16:14 or am I hallucinating

let me explain something. I was listening to this on Audio and when frank yelled "Back to the Japanese" i laughed so hard i couldn't see!

I’m super nervous for my first date with this guy, thank GOD i have the basement yard podcast to help distract me! Can’t wait to watch right before this blind date!

Greg’s shoes just taking the MOST strays I’ve ever witnessed 😭💀

“Ah god I do love tape” 😂

I just filled up my battery caddy yesterday….not gonna lie, I got a semi chub when it was all filled up. I just stared at it for a few moments 😂

I was starting to think this is actually the most on topic you both have ever been on a podcast cuz you started with school supplies like within the first 5 minutes and I thought "they have never gotten to their topic this fast before" and then you stayed on topic the whole time on accident and thats sooo funny to meee

I stabbed myself with a pencil in 3rd grade above my eyebrow. It’s still there too.

i call the paper cutter a paper guillotine lol

Crayola stock is going up today thanks to these guys 🤣

RoundUp and Whiteout smell… sooooo gooood! Gonna lead to terrible health consequences I’m sure, but so good.

the ones i remember are thomyam cups

Dudes at the freaking construction site!!!!!! Gas station too!!!!

Joe’s skepticism with the internet being a man 😂. He definitely saved it 😂

guys just go to an asian grocery store and the jelly’s will be there lmaoooo

Joining the "I got stabbed with a pencil club" - 3rd grade, 1993, mechanical pencil. Walked by someone who had their pencil out and it went across my forearm. I can still see the scar/graphite today.

Any idea when the Halloween merch will ship?

Can you guys please do a “hear me out” cake

Nintendo was a Hanafuda card trading company! They have flowers and such on them and they're beautiful and the card game is confusing lol

I laid my head down on my desk in 3rd grade (1993) with a freshly sharpened pencil in my hand, stabbed myself in the temple and I can still see the lead 😂😂

Frank and Joey's hear me out cake would be INSANE lmao

Sign these boys up for some paraffin wax treatments!

Up until I met my husband, I used to conceal carry when I'd go on dates 😂

Office supplies are the BEST. A good pen? Come onnn. Also, the idea of good cop/bad cop for Ruby dating is so wholesome.

Working in a corporate office and understanding the horniess for school supplies, since it's also office supplies. Actively have a child paper slicer in my admin office

Gun joes my fav by far 🥳

frank they very much still make paper cutters but thank you for mansplaining them to me anyway

hey so just go to hmart the jellies are there, it's the ABC brand fruitery jelly they come in a big plastic tub

whats wild is i literally had students do the lead needle thing today

Nintendo was founded around the same time as jack the ripper

The battery caddy is one of my best purchases ever as a dad

Please do more fit checks with Greg.

i just laughed so loud at the “i can’t be trusted with little balls and a straw” comment that i woke my daughter up

Someone get Tiffany Nguyen in the chat 💬.

Frank's shirt makes my eyes hurt if I look at it too long 😵‍💫

A bong rip and the basement yard, no better combo.

still get excited every time an episode released even after thousands of episodes

Fuck I love me a new pen

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Happy Monday boys!!

Ending night shift with this. Hell yes

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