#469 - The Great Debate!

Isn't it weird on retrospect that they actually were eating the dogs and cats? It's not coming up anymore in your cuck dem echochamber

I HAVE 2 EXTRA BASEMENT YARD TICKETS FOR THE RADIO CITY SHOW ON 10/2. PLS COMMENT BACK IF YOURE INTERESTED IN BUYING FROM ME!!!

Wooooo! Springfield, Ohio sub here 🤣

“Quilts are old-timey, and they suck” is totally something Michael Scott would say 😂

As a dental hygienist, my feelings are hurt 🥲 lol

The crabs are normal they’re called pea crabs and they are harmless babe

Love the science class with Frank and Joe

So even though I have a patreon account for some reason this video saying it's marked as private which is really frustrating

Oh my god. I make quilts. “Quilting” is sewing 3 layers of fabric/stuffing together”. SEW, you sew the top and then put padding and then another fabric and stitch through all of it. Not all of them are old people ones! I’m 25 and love to quilt 💀

“not yet i was still upstairs at that point.” 😭🤣

I wish they did the uploaded Patreon normal episodes as AD free ones since we pay to watch them on here

Yo I was just at the Houston show and yall played flip cup. YOU GUYS SHOULD PLAY STACK CUP it’s far superior

@28:18 😂 Frankie hit a new note

If anyone is looking for radio city tickets lmk! I have 2 extras for October 2nd :)

Came here for the pea crab comments because NOOOOOO WHAT A WASTE OF FRESH SEAFOOD

“I’m being abused!” “No you’re not! It’s LOVE” 💀

“10AM in the morning”

Hey friends I have one ticket for the October 1st show available Section 2NDMZ4 Row D | Seat 404 posted on stubhub but would gladly transfer so you don't have to pay the bs fees. Asking $80

i have two orchestra tickets to the oct 1st nyc show just trying to sell them they’re orch2 row q seat 201&202

These boys have never been closer to making out. Tongue boxing? Tongue pussy?!?

“THESE ARE THE ALIENS IN PRISON!!” “YOU GOT THE CLAMS IN PRISON GETTIN SEX CHANGES” 🤣🤣🤣

Judging Frank for that quilt take! I've loved every quilt I've met, but I've felt some horrible scratchy blankets in my time.

By the way, if you find those little oyster crabs in your oysters, that means that your oysters are good quality and the water they were raised in is clean

Croudo Frankie

“If our tongues box”

Panicking as a parent sets the kids into a panic too. I've been a nanny for 19 years and have learned to not panic with my kids. I have to be extra cautious since they're not mine but I still have to maintain calm in very high stress situations. Although I'm naturally a calm person which is helpful.

The little crabs in your oysters were pea crabs, totally normal! It just means that you had very healthy oysters. They’re quite tasty and considered good luck if you eat them!

Anyone who’s been to the shows have any advice on how early to get there?

I have two floor seat tickets to the Dallas show 9/18 I’m selling if anyone’s looking for some!

Joeys handwriting is superior sorry

Depending on the day I can be either a Joe or a Frank with my handwriting. Mainly Frank though - gotta do the print/cursive mix! This episode was a wild ride - loved it!

My uncle was a big middle finger guy but one winter a metal toolbox fell on his hand and took the middle finger from the knuckle up. Didn’t slow him down from giving everyone the nub

In regard to the handwriting of people you love- that’s why you get it tattooed on you so you have it forever

You guys aren’t brushing your tongue when you brush your teeth??😭😭😭

Dental assistant here and I have a wack gag reflex and I probably sound like I’m puking every time I brush

Fellas, Jacques Cousteau you aren't lol Describing class 😂😁

Frankie’s handwriting is what most of us have, wishing it was like Joey’s 😭😭

i have 2 tickets to the houston show sec 101 row 3, if anyone is interested

I LOVE when the New York accent goes hard!!!

You guys should totally make out to find out which one of your tongues is stronger

The things you guys choose to look up compared to the stuff you don't kills me! 😂

And im with Frankie... I absolutely do not want to hear anything bad that involves a child.. I just dont want the image in my head of that scenario cuz then my mind takes it and RUNS WITH IT. I did have to save my son from choking on a penny. I had to do the hook method.. it was so terrifying.

I don't want to sound like "one of those assholes"....but... I do brush my tongue everyday... and gag everyday.. but my anxiety says I gotta do it or my breath will still stink.. so it's not really a positive choice but a necessary one😂😂😂

Frankie thinking you choke down your food pipe but you only choke if the food is in your wind pipe so how push down 💀

check your DM’s!!!! i made you guys the spooky season viewings

My writing is like Franks but I wish it was like joes haha

Nah I love a good quilt

I'm so glad you talked about the presidential debate cuz just yesterday in Brasil there was a debate between mayor candidates for São Paulo and one of the candidates HIT ANOTHER CANDIDATE WITH A CHAIR and yes there's video (yes it's funny and surreal)

it’s not even been 3 mins and i’ve heard the phrase “tongue pussy” 3 times 😭

I’ve still got 2 tickets to the Houston show I can’t use if anyone wants them! Floor seats only a few rows back :)

I do not want a quilt! I want nothing but oversized billowy blankets.

Ideally I’d love to say I have handwriting like Joe, but realistically I’m always in a rush so my writing is definitely like Franks lol

I literally said in my head “Frankie is gonna do a stupid fucking “fancy” f and probably have a mix of cursive and normal writing”

Sorry Frank but Joe has better handwriting 🤷

I'm in England and we're baffled. It feels like you guys are on another planet? 😅 Which is saying something as our political space is also bleak atm.

the whiteboard saying "padre pikachu" was unintentionally so funny to me

Joe’s handwriting >>>

the panda mask most likely had something to do with his fight with Stephanie Soo… that situation was kind of terrifying 💀 but it was a few years ago and he’s still on it? idk man

That fish parasite would actually make a cool song for an abusive relationship. So if any poets here would like to write something for it I’d love to hear! I’m adding it to my list of song ideas

not brushing your tongue everyday is CRAZYYYY

Joe actually writes very good 🤣

The context of the kamala black/indian is kamala has never acknowledged her “blackness” until now. Shes always been a proud indian and thats it. Now shes using her black card to get votes basically. Placing a man who wanted to transition to a woman in a female prison by no means is a “hard” question. Its easy. 100% Absolutely not happening. If you want to distort your own body, why should women in prisions pay the price??? Its a slippery slope once you allow that ONE time. Then you have violent MALE criminals locked in with women??? Absolutely not. Laws arent going to pick and choose case by case. Its all or nothing and i say nothing. You are in prision. Your rights are removed and you so not have a right to a 100% optional cosmetic surgery.

I live alone and bought a lifevac because my biggest fear is choking to death alone. Stays on top of my fridge for easy access.

happy Monday! see you two in dallas!!

Me a Samoan sitting here listening to Franks venting on the oceans and drawing the line at “Indian” 😂😭 when there are PACIFIC ISLANDER PEOPLE OUT HERE EXISTING TOO 😂😂

everything stated this episode after their SAT scores completely negated the scores themselves 😭

You should not force things down when you are choking. If you are choking, the object is in your airway, not your esophagus. If you push it down it can go into your carina (the fork in the road for your lungs) worsening the obstruction, or into your lungs, causing massive infection or complications.

I love the way they transition into their add so flawlessly

"mine would beat the fuck outta yours" lmao

I work in a male prison and we have at least 20 people who are transitioning.. illegal or not it doesn’t matter. It’s already happening. Where I live they stay in the male prison even after the surgery.

You can desensitize your gag reflex by training your soft palate to tolerate touch.. sooo if you brush your tongue more you eventually won’t want to puke every time you do it 😂🤷‍♀️

I remember seeing a tweet of someone talking about Trump and even had a MAGA 2024 in their bio. The lady that tweeted it is from Europe 😭

Frankie in a MAGA hat is going to give him high blood pressure

as a (almost) dental hygienist thank you for @ing me lmao

omggg get Leah Shutkever on the show!! shes a professional eater and she has no gag reflex. The way she puts away food is soo remarkable. theres videos on her instagram crushing world records. Bananas, watermelon, eggs its wild! and she does food challenges too

dental hygiene student here, the tongues "clit" is called a lingual frenulum

words joe can spell: matrimony🚫 pikachu✅

I’m sorry Frank, Joe kindaaaaa has better handwriting 😂😂😂😅😅

love that frank is the one wearing the hat in the thumbnail

You both have nice handwriting, but my husbands is the best 🤣

I'm trans and pass completely, but haven't had any surgeries. I also don't have a criminal record but I'm always worried about where they'd put me in the case that I got arrested lol

bruhhhhh… not the dental assistant /hygeiene hateeeee

I think Frankie has said frogs and toads in like 80% of the episodes of the last two months

My grandfather was legally blind and he wrote "love always papa" on my 16th birthday card. I got that tattooed on me after he passed away in 2012. You will never know how important those things are until that person is gone. Totally agree with Frank!

i still have two tickets to the dallas show for wednesday if anyone is interested!!

True story. Used to work at a max security prison….inmate “identified” as a female but was genetically a male with all male attachments and was transferred to a female prison. And would you believe it!? 9 female prisoners became pregnant in the coming year…. In the words of the teacher from the incredibles… “COINCIDENCE!? ….I THINK NOT!!”

Santagato and Alvarez 2024 boys let’s go !!

NOT A TONGUE PUSSY 😂😂😂

Keith ruining the manhunt is iconic 😂😂💀

you can't push the food done when someone is choking because when you're choking the food is in your lung pipe not your esophagus

I need that throat snake

Hi! A quilt is a type of blanket btw. Its just made from a patchwork of random fabrics sewed together.

Happy Monday boyssss!!!!!!

Guys not brushing your tongue is diabolical I’m sorry 💀

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Wake and bake time. Best part of the week right here. Happy Monday.

Yurrrrrrrr

Happy Monday from Atlanta 🧡

good night happy monday from aus

happy monday!