The Least Attractive Hobbies A Man Can Have

Petition for Joe to post that show mo video😂

Half of my experience with this podcast is me screaming listening to Frank’s bullshit (all of the first 10 mins)

lowkey i think the only reason taxidermy isn't #1 is cuz nobody would even really think about it as a hobby like taxidermy wouldn't come to mind if someone asked me about hobbies lmfao

I am now dumber for listening to the first 10 minutes of this episode.

only thing i could think of through the beginning was that you can't piss jizz bc jizz doesn't come out of the urethra.

A thousand dollars a year in gambling for 10 years. I’ve never gambled (except maybe 3 scratched offs)

My brother had a substitute teacher for his music class in kindergarten. One of the students sneezed three times in a row and this lady told them they were pregnant. And then proceeds to tell all the small children that if you sneeze three times you’re pregnant and now that lives in my head rent free.

frankie with the 'kilo is how many meters?' hilarious

I have never been so sure that Frankie was trolling as I am listening to the “can you hold a hole” debate bc otherwise i am scared for him lmao

Becca collects comic books?? Frankie and Becca really are the perfect couple

bird watching is HOT

As Phillies fans and Yankee fans we can agree on one thing— fuck the Mets lol

YIKES as someone who collects oddities, the taxidermy one hurt LOL

okay Franky I love you but that was a ROUGH first ten minutes

Gamboline… son of a bitch

Franky gave me an aneurysm in the begging 😂

I married a guy who did 1 & 2 and I understand why they are at the top

i have orchestra seats for 10/1 if you’re interested dm me on ig cam.koenig

Joe is 100000000% right! It's a donut ball, not a hole.

My husband's bar in whitefish has a taxidermied mountain lion that people LOVE to take pictures with that it's basically just an angry house cat at this point.

Maybe we’ve all just been spelling it wrong and it’s called a donut whole because there’s no hole 🧐🤔

Literally skipped for 2 mins and stopped and frank was still talking to himself😂

Video games is such a hard one cause I see both sides. I don’t mind at all if my man plays games but the second he starts throwing a fit over the game. The ick sets in

Frank loves to hear himself talk lol 😂

It’s actually surprising to see you guys wear different sports teams. I won’t wear anything besides Philly 😂

The video games! It was the prioritization problem. I had to ask if I’d get 15 minutes of time with him each night. Even when I watched TV with him, he’d be gaming and I hate TV. I like games! Just not being neglected due to them. 🤷🏻‍♀️ I LOVE magic tricks 😂

Should I be worried? These are my hobbies. (aside from the dead animals)

I believe in Joe Hendry.

Another excuse to come to detroit/michigan. We have Tim Ho’s too!

game theory mentioned 🗣️ lets go !!!

Sometimes I feel like Frank knows he’s wrong but he’d rather die than let Joe but right about anything haha

Don’t get me wrong, I am so happy and proud of them for their recent success but the patreon eps have been feeling like weekly eps lately. I miss when patreon eps were fun and silly!

When did this become a language philosophy podcast? 😂😂😂🤔

i def think men who play video games are unattractive, so therefore i don't search men who play video games lol. the problem is that so many men play video games its hard to find those that don't

The video game thing is not a guy that plays them as something fun to do every now & then or every few days.. it’s the ‘gamers’ that play for 4+hrs every day & have a genuine addiction…

I almost aneurized (or otherwise the act of having an aneurism) trying to listen and understand Frankie’s tangent for the first 10 min. on being able to pee jizz & jizz pee. 😅😂

i think when it comes to taxidermy it completely depends on the REASON why they’re collecting it. i’ve known people who are biologists who collect it - not a red flag imo

Least attractive hobby a man can have? Collecting spoons

i’m with joey on this one 😂 donut holes make no sense!

I’m all the way at “you can piss shit and you can shit blood” and I’m still over here like BUT WAIT HES ONTO SOMETHING 😂

taxidermy - they skin the animal and put it over an animal "mannequin" basically. Fish taxidermy is different though, they recreate from pictures

Speaking of chocking, I was giving my man a bj and his stuff shot straight into my windpipe. It was very traumatizing for me.

as a women that collects taxidermy i disagree lmao

As a woman who plays video games I’d have to strongly disagree! There are way worse hobbies.

Watts are like magma and volts are like lava is what I got from this

I play video games with my boyfriend, who are these women lol

That’s crazy video games is #1 I would prefer a guy playing video games because at least you know they aren’t sleeping around the home playing video games lol

Boston sports owns New York frank. Sorry

There’s Tim Hortons on the American side lol ! There’s so many in Buffalo, NY and around that area lol.

I was at the Toronto show on Friday and yes I can confirm it was loud asf!!! And absolutely awesome, I can’t wait to see yall again ❤️❤️

You can also throw up poop. And that list of hobbies? Absolute trash. Other than the gambling and taxidermy and online trolling.

There is a distincting here. People who seek out birds are called birders. Ppl who sit in a location and see what comes r bird watchers.

Ok no problem, when I go to the US I will have Dunkin donuts and nothing else. I'm sure it will accurately represent ur culture 🙃

Slime making. i don't know why but if a man making slime as a hobby, it's kinda weird.

Definitely feeling attacked for being a taxidermy buyer… hahahah 😅😅😅😅

A ugly hobby is not sharing the box Storytime to me and my fellow patrons

okay now i have two questions why is joeys shirt so pointy and why is he stroking the mic like that

Joey’s face when they talk about the baboon😂😂😂

Not me watching this while wearing a Pacers shirt

I agree with Joey on the donut hole talk…

I’m stoned and thought really hard about the donut hole argument. Donut hole = ownership of the hole ie; asshole. Ass is what is missing in the hole if the hole was whole.

Frankie you have three children…..😭

No fucking way Video games is number 1. Shiiitt.. Thats some of the best times spent I've been spent with past relationships and guy friends. That's CRAZY talk!

can you guys please come to Ohio 😭

Frank's feet look swollen. He sould get that checked. 😁

Frankies imitation of the nerdy comic book kid is literally him at least once every episode.

Wait .. magic 🪄 isn’t hot? 🤔

frank: "i'm right here!!" joe: "🦭💥🦭💥🦭💥🦭💥🦭"

Disappointed u guys didn’t reference Frank calling himself an “innovative clapper” during his interview

When I think of collecting figurines and unattractiveness, the type of figures I think of that give major ick are the questionable anime characters.

Pacers >

The cheerleading clap lol

Why do I feel like I understand what Frankie is saying in the beginning but also he is not using the right analogy? My brain felt fried LOL

“You can jizz piss.” –Frankie

maybe the sneeze is the friends we made along the way

i fear frankie may have read the list backwards

Eating a jelly doughnut while driving, then sneezing is craaaazy😂. Imagine looking over while driving and seeing that unfold has to be hilarious and terrifying all at the same time.

Not one subject in this episode has a rhyme or reason why its been brought up or why it was then talked about for 15 minutes 😂

What is happening in this episode 😆

DO NOT SNEEZE AND DRIVE!! I got in my first car accident because I sneezed while driving. Almost totaled my car.

5 secs in and frankie is already pissing joe off 💀

Ohio here, we have Tim Hortons

Dude Frankie is just on one with making shit up this episode hahaha

I was at that Toronto show where the alarm was going off! We also all thought it was a truck backing up LOL ALSO THE PEOPLE CONSTANTLY SCREAMING IN THE AUDIENCE AT JOE AND FRANK I was ready to throw hands. Wouldn’t let them finish a sentence!

I ALWAYS make the mistake of watching you guys while I’m eating lunch. Thanks for the definition of vomit Frankie 😂😂

This episode is purely about technicalities hahahaha

Greg has to be a birdwatcher, no? Seems like the type

i have to say i was eating while watching this and when they were talking about sneezing and Frankie made the gesture to hold in his sneeze by plugging his nose....i almost needed to be resuscitated. lmfao

Michigan is also so lucky to have Tim Hortons too. Top tier for sure!!!

Frankie what are you saying

Lmao Frankie.. If you're shitting blood you're actually bleeding, not shitting. 😂

would much rather have a gamer bf than a freaking taxidermist!! who the hell did they survey

I love Frankie’s different kinds of claps lol lol

BIG arguing episode this week 😭😭

I love when Joe walrus claps

Lmao I was going to wear my basement yard merch but I think I’m actually going to wear my Astros gear. 😂🧡💙

LOVE hearing about the shows!!!

Man, Franky was on one today

You guys want a loud crowd? You need to come to KC

Taxidermy is definitely over video games and collectibles. 100000% I also never understood the donut holes either - the hole is in the donut, and you're now eating the donut bite.

I need the volt/watt conversation to be clipped so I can send it to my friends in the trades

This list is whack! Taxidermy is wayyyyy higher than anything else on this list. Another great episode! Have a great weekend everyone! =)

I like how Frankie talks about how powerful his sneezes are like we don't have a clip of him sneezing like a Pokemon from a few weeks ago

Frankie's attempt at logically "asking" questions he THINKS makes sense confound reality and I'm with Joe 😁😂

The video games thing varies depending on the amount of time spent on them. It’s become an epidemic amongst men to prefer gaming than engage in real life connection🤷🏻‍♀️

1000 dollars a year is crazy.

Frank has definitely been hurt by a magician.

Frank is always so loud and wrong 😂

Joe seems so much happier lately and I love that for him

Centa Claus 😭

also love that I assumed Joe went to the magic show as a child for his birthday 😂

Shit, jizz and piss mentioned in less than 10 minutes, right on schedule 😂😂😂😂😂😂

I’ll take the video games any day over taxidermy… because who knows if it ends at taxidermy

My boyfriend does taxidermy for a living 😂😂 this has me rolling

My work building has (no exaggeration) 30 taxidermy deer, fish, sharks, a bear, coyote, fox, water buffalo, antelope & a few other things. I put googly eyes on them all one day as a joke. Anyways, saw a video of how it’s made. Never wanna see it again. That’s all I’m gunna say. 😂

Glad our sports teams live rent free in your head 😘 - a New Englander

as a physicist, just wanted to let u guys know... you might be dumb

Franky what the fuck!

The first 9 minutes gave me an aneurysm

The feet in the thumbnail 😂😂😂😂😂

There are Tim horton’s in the US too 😂

LEAVE. TIMBITS. ALONE. You come to my country and disrespect my delicacy.

Canada loved having you!!

I feel dumber after the first 10mins 😝

10 min in 😂Frankie wtf

Frankie got the Joe Hendry clap 👏👏😂

The way I started clapping by myself at 7am to see what “my clap” is lol

Frank was particularly dumb this episode 😭🤣

Good morning, love starting my Fridays with my favorite boys 💚🩵

“I think that’s choking that you’re describing” 😂🤣

OMGGGGG 😭 never been this early

Imagine saying “alright I’m going to get in my wheelchair” and it’s just your car

LETS GO!!!

Happy Friday !!

Remember when Keith said “Java the hut”? I think about that a lot.