Frank & Joe's Hard Seltzer

i FINALLY found the kabron episode

i snorted and smoked smarties growing up... so shocking that I had to go to rehab when i was 21

Natural spring water

Colorado has GREAT tap water!

I accidentally got sprayed with a bidet and I will vouch by saying it is NOT clean water. I smelled like a shitty toilet.

Kabron had me CRYING at work. 😭🤣🤣🤣

Just joined patreon today and this is the first video I picked and alcoholic lunchables came up as I was actively making my 27 year old self a lunchable pizza 😂😂😂😂😂😂

KEBRON I LOST ITTT

WAIT THAT WAS ME WHO MADE THE COOL PISS CLUB SHIRTS FOR THE LATE NIGHT AC SHOW!

I don’t ever go out to the bar, but when I do, I get “pink starburst shots” and let me tell you.. BANGIN

I should have known better than to eat lunch while watching this

munchables is right there

Hard fun dip is just cocaine 😂😂

“what does it suck your dick while you’re taking a piss!?” 😭 was gonna say can’t believe you guys talked about toilets for a good 20 mins, but honestly, makes sense

What about lunchables but its cheese & grapes & shit and the drink that comes with it is wine 🍷

kebron *misses*

Yo, drunkables are not a bad idea

I love the episodes where Frank tries to shark tank sell his ideas to Joe 😂

Scotland has the best tap water in the world

Fun dip stick is vanilla flav

KEBRON

Real talk though for you hotdog lovers. Packages of hot dog buns are all attached when you buy them, but how are the middle buns presliced for the dog?

I saw the Kebron clip on TT before the whole episode, and I laughed so hard when I saw it again that I almost peed 🤣

He did stab alot in a manner of speaking 👀😂🤣

cebron lames

frankie you're not alone, i too have snorted fun dip

This was a really funny episode lol I believe in Joe Hendry.

Y'all can buy a bidet toilet seat for like $300 (probably less for you Americans lol) at Costco. Ours has all the fancy features you were raving about without having to spend $6000 on a new toilet. Just sayin

New York tap water sucks 👎🏾

my BIL owns a bar and says urinal cakes and ice motivate men to aim better because they WANT to hit something

You guys saw space ships in the koolaid tops? They were very clearly vampire teeth. Put those in your mouth suck out the little bit of juice in the top and you’re a vampire

Traveling for work gave me a new found appreciation for Washington State’s tap water.

Noooo do not try the Arizona hard seltzers….they are SO BAD! I was so excited to try them and was very disappointed 😢

I hope they have insurance on their microphones lmao

Mixing that whipped cream vodka with strawberry soda takes you back to childhood summers eating those cream filled popsicles by the pool 🤌🏼😮‍💨

Guys hear me out: Alani Nu ( energy drink) Pink Slush taste exactly like pink starburst. Add some alchy and you have yourself a great party drink 🍸

I would venture to say that northern Minnesota has the best tap water, we’re right on Lake Superior which is the biggest fresh water lake in the world. Tap water is ✨crisp✨ here lol

Green apple flavored candy is elite guys

I love how Frankie is the Winston of pranking

Going outside with a weapon story - at one point like 6+ years ago, there were stories all over the news about people dressing up as creepy clowns, hiding in bushes/the woods, then jumping out to attack people. There had been rumors that clowns were seen near where I was living at the time so of course I was scared for my safety. My girlfriend was working nights at the time so when I went out to take my chihuahua potty before bed, I needed protection. What did I bring with me? A meat cleaver. I was ready to pulverize some clown ass to protect my little tiny puppy.

Former bartender here! We put ice in the urinals so men think it’s a game and stop drunk pissing on the floor

My heart dropped when joe started with saying they had to address something. The down fall of tmg and cancelled had me worried about these two. Please please please dont embarrass us u two🤨😭👊🏼

sobe also came in glass bottles

frank has winston bishop pranks

DINERABLES

Look up the drink "Gasolina". They are what I call Adult capri suns. They are from PR but you can get them in some states. My go to summer drink 😵‍💫🥴

Call the lunchables for adults Adultables!

Knockin the dust off that given the opportunity ….respectfully 🤣🤣🤣

I feel like it’s getting harder and harder to find the “Patreon exclusive”

the kebron moment followed by them flailing around with their mics thumping has me fully in tears

I used to make chocolate milk (I mixed milk with hot chocolate powder though, O'boy is superior) cocktails as a teenager. Chocolate goes with almost anything! With Minttu for a fresh mint chocolate drink, Cointreau for chocolate orange, banana liquor might not be for everyone but it tastes like Swedish skumbanan candy iykyk, Kahlúa for coffee lovers, Amaretto would probably be nice too..

I'm crying from the "KOBRON!" 😂😂😂😂

The audacity of assuming Cher has even a spec of dust on her!!

Frankie's confidence in his belief that the outlandish things he says are true, Joe questioning him, then he replies "I dunno" is just too damn funny

“DINNERABLES” 😂😂😂

Cher has literally had a hit every decade for SEVEN decades. Nobody else has ever done that.

Ko-bron sounded like Frankie was an English speaker saying a Spanish curse word he just learned. Also, orange starburst are the best and I will die on this hill for it.

We sell alcoholic caprisuns and adult lunchables at my bar in Austin! lol

This episode is perfection 🤌🏻

they could've gotten vodka Huggies in philly

Pink, Yellow, Red, Orange. Hands down!!!

Can’t believe Frankie didn’t suggest alcoholic gushers

I wish you would add a Follower through like Webcam or FaceTime etc because I love these shows and always want to chime in something!

I love when I’m audio listening and all I hear is silence and slapping the table from their laughter 😂😂😂

KABRON HAS ME IN LITERAL TEARS HELP

Oregon has pretty good tap water. Everywhere else taste like dirt

*google* how to make a video 6 hours long

I’m just gonna shoot my shot here…I wanna go to their show in NYC but I have no one to go with…Who’s down? 🤷🏻‍♀️

“Greets me better than my whole family”😂😂

the yoohoo espresso martini is being added to my cart as we speak. Kebroned straight into my cart.

Can’t wait to see yall in Texas!! Can’t wait to hear what Frankie has to say to those Astro fans!!!

Frank doing Trump impressions for “Piss Boys” is hilarious

Anyone else going to the Toronto show on Saturday night?? I’m going by myself so it’d be nice to make some friends 🥹

This episode is bananas 😂

“Drunkables” was right there boys

Yoohoo espresso martini turned Joey into Sebastian Maniscalco🤣🤣🤣🤣

Holy shit that ending. I’m crying at work right now omfg. I’m saying that every time I throw something now

Can we please just get one album of song covers?! PLEASE?!?!

Kebron is killing me

That was a rollercoaster of emotions and I’m not mad about it

Joey killed that riff 🤯

KOBRON 🏀💀

Episodes like these are why we keep coming back… chaotically insane with a touch of nostalgia and a shit ton of laughs… thank you both for such a fun way to start the weekend!

I can’t speak for all of NY but Brooklyn tap water is 🔥. I used to fill bottles at my grandmother’s house and bring them back to NJ. The giggly boys made my Friday! Have fun, Toronto, and have a great weekend everyone!

YO YOOHOO?! YOOHOO?!! 😭😭😭

Joey needs to know that there’s Yoohoo chocolate bars now !!!

Speak for yourself! Down here in chautauqua county or tap water fucking sucks. You guys should be a different state 🤣

THIS is why i subscribe to patreon. that was insane

in 2018/19, my hometown (a tiny rural town at the bottom of australia) came 1st in australia’s best tasting tap water and went to the world comp in the US after that. ended up 2nd place (behind clearbrook in BC canada). i’m coming to NYC for the radio city shows and i will keep you posted about the quality of the tap water in comparison. 🙏🏻

can’t wait to see that Kobrone clip on tiktok

whyyyy didn’t you come up with BRUNCHABLES

BRUNCHABLES

Joes starburst order is correct

i physically have a stomach ache from laughing so hard at the KOBRON 💀🤣

not Hoth 😭

Why do I always try to eat and watch as if they aren’t going to talk about dirty toilet water for 20 min every time 😂

THE RIFF ON YOUUU was Crazyyyyyy

Okay but does anyone else remember Tang?? The orange powder mix with the orangutan commercials lol

I need to know where Joey’s shirt is from. I probably can’t afford it but it looks nice 😂

ABSOLUTELY UNHINGED LOL i loved every second of it

Do you guys not know about pudding shots? lol

When Frank said this season the dog sucks you…. My god I almost got fired for laughing so loud at 6:45 AM in my cubicle. Holy shit.

did anyone else see the title and get slightly excited they were coming out with a seltzer!?

Do you guys not know about pudding shots

I can only say as usual I love you guys SO much!

Have you guys not had pudding shots? 🤤

DINNERABLES.

KaBron! 😂

Alcoholic pudding… gimme THC infused pudding 😅

having a lightsaber fight with your wife is definitely on the bucket list

Didn’t expect to listen to you guys talking about peeing for 6 minutes this morning

The “A Whole New World” duet SENT ME 😂 you guys sounded so good, I didn’t want it to end lol

New drinking game: every time you hear “wudder”“wuddermelon” or “let me axe you a question”

the only way i drive to work everyday! love you guys , cant wait to see yall at radio city!!!

This is a wild start to the episode and I’m here for it

Love getting off work at 7am and having a brand new Patreon video from The Basement Boys to watch 😁🤩🥰

See you tonight! 🤍

Just now? Perfect for my morning drive. Also the hot sauce, Joey. Joey, the hot sauce. Absolutely incredible.

Let’s goooo love you boys haven’t seen the episode yet but if you guys made a drink I will die

starting the show strong 😂 Frankie with piss pants

Ayoo!⛹️⛹️

Best way to start the day!