AUDIO: Getting Intimate With A Couch

I work at lovesac and I wish I could get you a giant beanbag chair

For anyone wondering, Kate Wolff, Joe's old co-host on Invasion of Privacy, she is the woman who Joe was referring to for humping couches and whose father went to get her condoms at the age of 15.

I went to the Atlantic City show and it was awesome. They are even funnier in person.

Franky making me tear up over here

I had a sign hanging in my room that said “Rachel’s parking only, all other cars will be towed” funny thing was I was like 10 and didn’t have a car.

Yes Joe he might have actually told the condom story two times on the pod

Starting a band called Queefy Slimes

I keep latex gloves in my house for whenever my dog gets something stuck in his ass and shit is dangling from his butthole

i’m selling two tickets for the LA show, i’m rly tryna get them off my hands lmao

You guys can never say it’s not hot in your studio can you?😂

As soon as Frank started talking about his dad making the ham, I was like “he’s putting Coca Cola on that thing, isn’t he?” 😆

Wow I’m early

L intro by frank, saved by the bell Joe