#456 - Hampton's Joe Is Back

love you guys!

this is so niche but at 01:23 when frankie says “you’re committing to full douchebaggery” he sounds like john mulaney doing the impression of detective JJ Bittenbinder 😂

as a woman with full pockets who never carries a purse i’d like to speak with joe personally

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Uh oh? Why'd they remove this one?

no because I also bought the tickling documentary randomly during the pandemic 😭

I’m digging this douchey Joey look 😉 sunglasses, stained crewneck, and backwards cap 🤣

ah i’m getting disinterested… should we move on?😂

Anyone looking for tickets to the show in DC?

the sunglasses print was tortoiseshell and the word joe was looking for the the collarbone area is décolletage

I feel personally attacked as a female with 400 items in her bag which also holds a purse and inside holds a mans wallet. LOL

Which episode does Joe do the edema?

For the record.. I also heard spludge spray 🫣

Coffee enemas are an actual thing… we give them to hospital patients sometimes

What R word was Frankie referring to? I hope not retard 😞

Walking my dog listening to the basement yard, y'all talking about crap, walk right by neighbor 😂

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pulling up to the basement yard experience wearing an off-the-shoulder top

the word pocket was said so many times it has officially lost all meaning and sounds like it’s not a word

a basement boys documentary :0 omg I’m so excited

The print is called tortoise shell

Boys please come and do a show in the uk 🙏

Flairs in ⚽️ are absolutely insane in Greece & Türkiye lmao

Re the documentary - I wonder if this is why we didn’t get that Patreon bonus they mentioned months ago re releasing footage from when they were younger. Which is totally fair enough, but it’s a shame the Patreon bonus milestone hitting episodes have suddenly stopped happening

No power in the mothertfuckin Hamptons!!

Fashion week be damned if the Fellas ever went to the Met to talk about that fashion or anywhere else 🤣😅

what the hell kind of carnivals were in new york ????

Tickling is the WORST. It’s a form of torture.

So Joe is the reason us ladies couldn’t wear tank tops in school…

frankie saying “4%” then “the other 85%” lmao

Was fully convinced that Frankie was wearing a weird Ramen Noodles logo jersey 😂

Wait .. does Frank think we’re just using our vaginas as pockets? Like we just have spare change in there ..?

LOL died when I heard Joe say “that caffienes gotta first class ticket to your splud scream” @47:05

How on earth did i miss Joes enema?? WHEN DID IT HAPPEN??? HELP ME BASEMENT BOYS AND GIRLS

Going to the basement yard experience and witnessing their chemistry live is the reason I subscribed to their patreon!

This conversation at 48:00 reminds me of playing the game Ransom Notes lol

Idk if I missed it but where would the documentary be at? Here on Patreon?

my morning cup of joe

Joeys the reason why girls get dress coded for their shoulders showing at school 😂

The way frankie crosses his arms is so sweet and innocent for some reason

Question for the women, do you buy men’s pants? What problems do you run into if you trying to buy men’s pants? I have learned to sew some. And while I don’t think I could make a nice pair of jeans yet, I hope to one day be able to bless some ladies with beautiful dresses with pockets and jeans with big enough pockets for anything you could need!

this pod cast is sponsored by betterhelp .......🤣🤣

First of all, what does frankie think we’re putting in our vaginas? Second, we never have full pockets because we don’t have real pockets 😭

If they would make women's clothes with REAL pockets, we would use them.. we can barely fit a single tampon in a jeans pocket. And the phones are too big for our pockets AND our hands. Clutches are fucking stupid though, like that's a choice..

Décolletage , babe! That’s the word you thinking of

Not “nature’s pocket” 💀

I just know I’m gonna cry watching the documentary 😭🥹

so joey’s the reason we had to hide our shoulders in school

The next Patreon episode needs to be karaoke!!!!!

"i've never seen a woman with full pockets" WELL JOE MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE OUR POCKETS ARE LITERALLY ONE INCH DEEP

"uh oh i'm starting to get disinterested" is so real

using "she will be loved" as a segue into the ads killed me

Paris is basically a toilet. Southern France is the good part of France

a lot of times, women don’t use their pockets because companies actually make womens pant pockets smaller on purpose. the depth of mens pant pockets is like three times the size of womens. couldn’t tell you why tho!

We need all the pockets

😤 Me in my shorts & sweatshirt listening to Frank bitch about Joe wearing shorts & a sweatshirt...

Set the tone that I love to party and I’m not to be fucked with 😂😂😂

Will you guys have any west coast shows? I’ve been waiting for the announcement of one 😭

Dude Joey did say “spludgespray” not bloodstream at first 😂😂😂

the French word Joey was thinking of was Décolletage !

When Joe looks into the camera, he is Leon the Professional.

‘welcome back to crap talk’ is too accurate because almost every episode we hear about bowel movements 😭

once again requesting frankie skins to make an appearance at the dc show

Dropping a documentary on my birthdayyy! Happy birthday to me🥳

The word "pocket" just doesn't sound right anymore

I still have an extra ticket to Chicago if anyone wants to go with me! :)

Literally can’t even put my phone in a pocket because it only fits half. That’s why we obsess about dress pockets- it is actually useful! Can’t wait for the doc drop and NYC date!! 🙌🏼

these boys know nothing about women’s pockets😭they’re like 2 inches deep we can’t use them!!!

Petitioning for guest episodes period but definitely both of your parents and Becca

“YOURE YELLING INTO A MIRROR” you’re yelling in my ears 🥲

I literally just watched the tickle documentary last night what are the coincidences

Idk what women did to deserve losing our pockets.. One of my fav tweets ever was “why the hell do baby clothes have pockets but women’s don’t? What do they need them for, BABY wallets? Fuck off”

Re: women’s pockets - women can’t use pockets except the back ones! On jeans the front pockets are so damn small there’s no way to put anything in them. Dress pockets are amazing though! Can’t wait for the documentary!

I do have to say, I never had anything in my pockets because I felt embarrassed that my pants looked bulky….similar to when you wore jeans and the zipper part would fold up and you would feel the need to announce “I don’t have a penis I swear!!! It’s the zipper of my jeans poking up!!”

I know wine Joe when I see him 😂

Good morning boys! COME TO OHIO ON THE TOUR PLEASE 😭 I will not leave this alone I will comment on every video and TikTok I promise

My purse has a first-aid kit, aquaphor, wallet, and keys. I can’t understand the catch-all bag, it drives me insane. Can we get the 48th St files with the doc?? We’ve been waiting a while for this milestone

$20 for tickle domination documentary is wild 😭🤣

TOP OF THE MORNIN TO YALL 🌞

Good morning beautiful people 💗

Good morning besties 🫶🏼✨

No power in the MF Hamptons!

12th episode petitioning for Joe's dad to be a guest on the show

start the week off right

YESSIRRRR

Mondays are only good because of this

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