#455 - Writing Your Name In Pee

van gogh cut the lobe of his ear off to propose to a woman who kept denying him

kinda wish a boy would be whimsy and write my name in piss

Frankie may be lying, it’d be endearing SOMEHOW MAYBE if someone wrote my name in piss. This, it sounds crazier now that I type it out

black widows arent gonna kill you but they will mess up your whole week. joros would suck too but again not lethal

i think frankie might just have a piss or bladder holding kink and that's ok

Plz do another Frankie quotes video omg

Is this video private for anybody else? I can’t seem to get it to work :/

Crushes name in piss part is killing me😂😂

Boyysss. Better watch it with the talk of cutting things off. They have another Saw movie coming out 😅😅😅 Idk about yall. But I would NOT wanna play THAT game 🤣🤣🤣although with Franks delulu havin ass he prolly thinks he's got it, no prob 🤣🤣

Is Joey dating anyone because I’ve noticed some little slip ups when it comes to dating or kids. Joey and Frankie have both did a little slip. Lol

I can't make the Denver show tomorrow :'( would anyone like a ticket?

WAIT WAIT WAIT are you telling me that neither of these guys have had a boil bag of crab legs before?!?!? “The red sauce with the stuff in it” 😫

Joey with gauges?? 👀😳

The square space link isn’t working. Is it not live yet?

I never noticed you can watch this in .5 speed and it’s the funniest thing ever. They sound like they’re absolutely hammered and recording the episode I love it 😂

I immediately thought about how I wrote my crushes name in the shower exactly like that while you were talking about peeing. Is there no original experiences anymore?!

Joey can’t kick down a door but franky can take down a moose and a bear LMAO

Joro spiders are venomous but they’re not medically significant to humans unless you have an allergic reaction. They’re very similar to golden orb spiders which are already in the southern part of the US.

lol @ Joe saying “what a great idea! Order an entire menu and share with friends!!” Enter: Keith and 2nd Try 😬

50,000 PATRONS!!!!!

My sister told her daughter that she swallowed a seed and is was therefore pregnant with a baby boy. From then on, my 4 year old niece started telling everybody how "mommy swallowed my brother" :D

As a former red lobster employee I agree but also if someone ordered the ahold menu I would quit on the spot lmaoo they didnt pay enough

Describing Nepal as “a random country in Europe” is wild

Joe & Frank should take a Pilates class for an episode, I’ll teach it 🫶🏼

Boys I think we’re really onto something here please do Frank and Joe test weed products Patreon

“THIS IS ON SOMEONES FACE!!!” lmfaooooo

How Joe feels about spiders I feel about moths. FUCK MOTHS

omg yes asmr/mukbang joey!!

Nepal is in Asia papi!

Do they..have- have Frank and Joe not heard of Eat the Menu with Keith Habersberger?

*Linda Belcher voice* we’re basement boys!

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So Frankie thinks he can take on a hippo but not take down a bathroom door?

Joe has been looking so happy lately, I love it

yall talk about piss more than any podcast ive ever listened to

The spiders don’t bite. And all spiders travel by ballooning

Is Frank absolutely stoked to be the Ryan Reynolds in the Thumbnail!?

The spiders may be venomous BUT they’re not medically significant so unless you have an allergy to their venom they won’t kill you lol. Also they pretty much confine themselves to wooded areas so you really shouldn’t worry about them at all. But their legs can get up to 4 inches long so the worst it can do it scare the shit out of you if you see it 😭

Boys...all spiders are venomous lol.

As a woman born and raised in South Florida, I had NO idea pee streams in the snow produced steam wtf!!? Weirdly jealous

Joe losing it at how fast frank ate those biscuits 😂😂😂😂

We had to have the sex talk with my oldest when he was 8. Someone at school told him a lot of things that weren't true, including, men are born with different amounts of testicles and that determines how many kids they will have. 😂

You guys have GOT to come to Maine we need the basement yard experience 😊🙏

Just lock the door guys …problem solved. They might hear you having sex and come knocking , but they didn’t SEE anything. “We were watching tv “

My date for Friday in Denver isn’t reliable so, i know it’s not definite, but if i can have someone on stand by for a ticket (for free for waiting until day of)

That yu-gi-oh joke was for me, I’m part of that .1% 😂

I wanna know how recently Joe has done a piss manifestation ritual tbh

if they come to maine i will die

Frank where did you get ur shirt

Had a really hard night of work at my vet hospital. Monday morning never felt better ❤️ thank you guys

❗️This is not a drill (and hopefully this isnt like super weird): None of my friends could go with me to the DC show so i have an extra ticket (you could only buy them in sets of two). Its front freakin row 😭♥️ The only requirement is that youre chill and we can kinda be homies cause i gotta stand next to ya on one of the best nights of my life 😆 another lady is preferred but not mandatory. Message me on instagram if youre interested! @ellievranesevic

These are just never long enough.

Because of Logan Paul, my roomate made $400,000 by selling his starter box from 1999 - I got 100k of it for being a good roomate

yall can probably do eat the menu with Keith from the try guys. that’s his whole thing.

Joe would absolutely freak at the amount of cicadas in Illinois right now. 😂

The amount of times my kids have locked themselves in their rooms or out of their rooms and we have never kicked a door down 😭

You guys need the bug assault gunn. It makes killing bugs fun. It's a toy gun that has powder in it. And that powder kills the bug Without leaving a stain. Just look up Bug=Assault Gun

I’m living for this wardrobe! You guys look good!

Me pregnant and finding out I'm having a boy 🫣👀 #buckleup

raising my hand to go to red lobster

Frank is so obsessed with Pokémon lmao

Dear Joey, There is a YouTube “show” dedicated to ordering(and eating) full restaurant menu items. The Try Guys do it on their show called “Eat The Menu.” Sometimes entertaining, sometimes disgusting lol!!!

Im so disappointed that frogs and toads was not used to explain turtles and tortoises. Missed opportunity Frankie

if my man isn’t writing our names on trees in our thirties i don’t want him

Crab over lobster every day - love, a Marylander

Frankie needs to collab with Keith for Eat the Menu 🙂‍↕️

i(yk)^2

"I don't think you understand how strong doors are" coming from the man who, on multiple occasions, has suggested he could take down a moose 😭😭😭

HAPPY MONDAY EVERYONE

The boys are in their element this episode - not a dull moment and full of laughs. The how do you tell your 8 YO you're having sex convo sent me!

See the exodia and blue eyes joke was for me. I understood it haha.

Frankie thinking -8° C is light jacket weather in Canada 😭😭😭

Always love the yugioh stuff! Still a player

frank, quinn xcii is pronounced quinn ninety two, it's just roman numerals 😭😭

A great way to start a Monday! <3

I was hoping we would be graced with Joey finding out about the flying spiders, and I was not disappointed 😂

i clean windows for a living that was so funny

Goodnight and good night

Word to the wise: do NOT rely on the doorknob that can be opened with a butter knife! We were like 2 minutes away from that exact scenario with our 8 year old a couple weeks ago. 😳 Immediately switched to the kind that can be unlocked with a pin. Also, start the conversation about body parts and sex way before 11. By then they’ll hear stuff at school and you need to teach them the facts before that. A kid has already shown an explicit image to my son and 8 is the average age for that to happen. If you’re not sure how to talk to your kid about this stuff, there are children’s books specifically written for this!

I have two tickets to the Denver show if anyone is interested I cannot go :(

Joeys spider talk 🤣🤣🤣🤣

This episode might be one of my favorites so far. Frank, the explanation you give ur kids on how babies are made is mad WILD. Joey, dear god, please lock the door.

Not me going to the DC show in two weeks contemplating what Pokemon cards from my collection to give to Frankie boy 😂

“throwing the WET MEATS at each other” 😭

Starting the week off right. Y’all look fabulous!

Ya’ll might as well add a stop in San Antonio ! Austin sold out too quickly

Good morning boys! Just got off of work and ready to calm down for the day. COME TO OHIO ON THE TOUR! I’m going to comment this every single time yall post till you come to Ohio 😂

Guys, boob's are circles. Best shape!

i saw the notification for this (just the title) and was like what the fuck THEN realized who it was and now i’m not worried

Bruh I was screen sharing in my morning meeting and this episode name notification popped up. The silence was staggering…

6th comment let’s gooooo

Morning basement yard ☀️

Morning boys ☺️♥️

good morningggg!!!

let’s goooo

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