What The Hell Do We Call This?

All Joey needs to see is a shoulder and he's making fun of old people getting horny off an ankle🤣

As a botany & mycology student this was a fun episode

Joe pretending to be a leaf falling has me in tears 😂🤣

The ice cream sandwich thing actually literally happened to me a few months ago?? I’m an RA and I was heading back to my room after a security round and a student in my building (that I had never met btw) had a stack of Klondike bars and just gave me one for free!! I was so confused and happy

Okay. The fact you’re making fun of Darryl as a girls name is giving me everything I’ve needed in life. The guy I thought I was gonna marry in college cheated on me with a girl named Darryl.

not a great episode of keeping it frank ngl

Joe accidentally doing the N*zi salute and then slowly lowering it in realization has me in TEARS

While listening to the lollipop debate I got a vision in my head of Joe and Frank in prosthetics as old men arguing. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE I need this as an episode

Would have called this episode holistic frank

TUMS is Calcium.. You can eat them quite a bit.. not a bad idea actually.

Black, orange, purple, green

I'm English and often ask people to fuck me red squish

frankie needs to let the food thing go lol

My birth mom’s first name is Micheal so technically Mike but she goes by her middle name Suzanne. She also married a Micheal and then named her 2 kids Micheal

Purple is 1000% a Halloween color, I side fully with Mr Alvarez 💜

YALL I am selling 1 ticket to this week's show in Philly... my car was hit by a school bus the other day and I have no way of getting there now. It's in the 1st section on the right. Please let me know as I'd really like the ticket to sell and not go to waste :( I ALSO HAVE A PARKING PASS

joe reenacting the leaves has me dying

having cinnamon every day can actually make you really sick

Frankie started talking about jaw breakers in water and my husband chimed in immediately “and you drink the water” all men born in 1992 are insane

I work with a girl whose name is Larrie lol Darryl is wild 😂

Jawbreaker in a cup of water made me GAG. Frank, you’re a psycho💀

Ginger ale on the ingredient list of amoxicillin HAHA

Assuming there was no tax I’d say the dogs were 7.25 each and the water was 2.00.. Sorry I had to get that thought out of my brain 🤣

the one time frankie doesn’t trick joe into it he does it 😭😭

Aphrodite and Venus are the same Goddess just from different cultures. Originally when she "emerged" in Greece she was a war goddess. Sex, Love, and War frequently go hand in hand in myth.

"I'm just saying I like the temperature" lmao

These boys talking about the word "horny" made the word sound like a mde up word by how many times they said it.

Damn it now I need a blow pop.

I know what you should do for the next Patreon gooaaallll…. KARAOKE 🎤

My dream is that one day I'll run into Frankie on the street. He's in a hurry. Two big dogs in hand. I ask for a picture. He has no idea where to put the dogs. He panics. And I sit for at least two minutes as I watch him try to eat those hot dogs as fast as he can. It's the best day of my life, and Frankie's worst day.

Joey's falling leaf impression is just what I needed today XDD

Someone needs to tell Frankie to shut up sometimes lol

I can't wait for Hank Green to react to this on TikTok

In AUS a hotdog with nothing on it, is about $7.40....

I work with a Daryl-Ann lol

The Daryl Hannah convo had me dying

There’s a guy who goes to my gym who looks EXACTLY like Joe. 5’3 !, beard, colored eyes, this guys just a lil more muscle 😂😂

Listening to Frankie talk about medicine makes me want to quit my job as a nurse

Anyone else feel the one light lighting or just me? 😂

Easily one of my favorite episodes ever 😅😅😅

I signed up for Patreon to say you need NEED to watch Unfrosted. A pop tart movie where the awards are sponsored by hotdogs!

“I would eat a tums a day if it was okay” -Joe

Joe imitating a leaf actually made me bust a capillary

the texture of tums makes me dry heave EVERY time 🤣

I was in love with my elementary teacher Miss Crabtree until I hit her in the head with a big ass stick while blindfolded trying to hit a piñata… why did they think that was okay for 4th graders to do!?

I was over here licking those jawbreakers the size of my head until my tongue was literally raw🤣

bro was making molly water with jawbreakers

we are only 2500 away to 50k so prepare for the kiss we won’t let that slide

The boys are lookin so fineeee😍

The analytical breakdown of candy...🤦‍♂️👍

Watching 2 grown men talk about how they like leaves 🍁

Call it "This is not medical advice, but..."

Joe's word of the day: Shit.

This is crazy I absolutely HATE Tums omg they make me want to throw up

Y’all need to make a signature nut and sell it. Call it daddy’s nut 😂

Fun fact, Ben Franklin used to take "air baths" where he would stand buck naked in his window, in the morning breeze

“Sorry for knowing anything” 🤣

As someone with high anxiety and high stress at work, I can promise you Ashwaghanda works like a charm. I take the capsules! Try them!

The simultaneous scream at the end was a great way to end the podcast lmao

They have watermelon tootsie pops they’re bomb

LOOOOVE Frankie’s crunchy daddy era ❤️ go off on the holistic remedies big papa!

You'll probably never see this but please have a Fatboy brand ice cream sandwich. They are the BEST!!

Come to Missouri!

Black cherry blowpops are superior

We need the NYC date 😩

Tums are just a calcium supplement!! You can eat as many as you want, Joe can get his calcium without needing to have the dairy squirts💩

A message to Frankie. Those magic mind shots are a waste of money. Look into nootropics in their pure form it works a lot better!!

PEWT as Frankie drinks that shot has me dead 😂😂😂

its the way i said $6.50

You guys cheered me right up 😂

Pls do another episode of the sounding words out.

Keeping it frank makes my Fridays better

Make America horny again!!! 🇺🇸

joeys leaf impression fucking sent me

Joe is looking good. I very much disagree tho about the blow pops those are way better than tootsie pops. Tootsies are not good 👀

Can the basement boys give us a vlog of you guys visiting the giant hot dog in times square

the lollipop conversation killed me

i didn’t get a notification for this episode at all! what a pleasant surprise that there is oneee yaaay

bordeaux cherries i believe is what you’re looking for

Idk why but I’m fascinated by the way Joey says “strawberry” even in the Liquid IV ad lol can’t explain it but I live in the Midwest 🤷🏻‍♀️

So unhinged

the leaves bit is gold 😂😂

Joeys priest impression with “CHILDRENNNNNN” ☠️☠️☠️

my first name is darryl, my mom named me after darryl hannah 😭 but i go by my middle name and let me tell u… whenever people find out my first name it’s my own personal hell.

I was fully expecting the Keeping it Frank segment to be about the intentional sabotage of Frank’s audio in the last video.

These episodes always go hay wire and honestly I fucking love it!!! And green apple candies are everything especially sour green apple

STG Frank’s impression of his dad is one of my top 7 favorite things on earth 😂

I LOVE it when Joe imitates the preacher sing talking. They did it in a past episode and danny say's "you're stepping on the lord's petuniaaaaaasss"

Gotta be honest I did the same thing with jawbreakers in a cup that frankie did

When Frank was talking about Becca and being horned up I was dyiinnngggggg. Especially when he dropped the Rebecca 😂😂😂

i NEED them to look into Ben Frank more and see their reaction 😭😭 they got a lot to learn from this dick slinger

Frankie drop some matcha🫦🫡tired of the hot sauce🥱

I watch them more than 10hrs everyday for a week now and im not complaining

dude i’m so proud of myself for guessing 16$ before frank even finished his sentence 😂

I want a summary at the end of each episode of what yall *planned* to talk about vs what was actually talked about😂

Orange tootsie pop is my favorite! 🔥🔥

The wildest episodes are the ones where it's just the two of you having a conversation as best friends - it's so goddamn relatable!!! Once you start chatting you never know where the convo will end up!

I love that frank says brother I now call everyone brother 🤣

Lfg the knicks advanced last night!!

Joe revealing his true self at 53:57 😂😂😂

Another wonderfully chaotic episode! Have a great weekend, Patrons!

I ended up watching most of your episodes, I subscribed in December and got thru 386 episodes and I’m caught up so now I gotta wait for Mondays and Fridays for new episodes. Fr yall crack me up so much

Take a shot every time Frankie says “brother” lol

Let's get dr. Mike in here. I'm normally on Frank's side but I believe dr. Mike will be on Joe's side here.

wait the lighting is so moody i love it

I cannot believe i was just entertained listening to yall talking about leaves

Can we bring the dads on the show one day please i need to see how accurate Frankies impressions of him are.

oh my god DARYL i'm dying

I’m here for the leaf talk

I’ve been off my ADHD meds for weeks now and my thoughts and conversations are somehow more coherent and less squirrely than the boys have been lately 🤣

also i feel like y'all have had the holistic convo before

One day we NEED an audio recording of Frankie’s dad

The Daddy’s nuts bit has me choking on my breakfast sandwich

joe and frank before i clock in for a 8 hr>

black, orange, purple and lime green = superior halloween palette

Knicks to the 2nd round👀 going up against my Pacers

Nothin like Joe and frank at 7am

Frank is for sure wrong on the lolli stick argument

This name for a title coming from them is intimidating

Hello Joe and frank!!

Already know this is gonna be good

Let’s go boyzzz

What a great way to start FRIDAY BABY

Good morning boys ♥️

I triple dog dare y’all to bring your dads on the show.