#447 - Dating Apps Are Getting Too Specific

it’s unreal the amount of times I’ve watched an episode and y’all talk about hot dogs and then I go make myself some dogs

I still watch small soldiers … and archer was my first crush 😂😂

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I wonder how many people looked up cicada dicks because of this episode

When my ex and I split up and he brought me all my stuff (we lived together), the only thing that was “missing” was my dildo 😂 like dude why are you keeping it

the corn on the cob eating conversation was wilddd lmao

As a lesbian i rarely use a strap on cause it isn't needed, also im a lesbian cause i don't like dick so it defeats the purpose, but i can't speak for all lesbians

I like how “And is that one double-sided?” just completely slid under the radar 😂

Ong im jealous i wanted to be an entomologist but everyone told me there’s no use for it 😭😭❤️

I love the restaurant, bacon! And their bacon flights 🤤😍

Every time I see corn holders I think about small soldiers HAHA

i was halfway through and now it’s gone ):

what happened to the video ?

The Luke part of the Bible is called Lukas in Swedish. 👀

Miniature food tastes better than big food. I don't know the science behind it but it's a fact.

KODY KO POSTED A CLIP OF THE BLT DEBATE 🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝

”I won the vibrator in the divorce” 💀💀

This is the first time in a long time I choked on my food at what they were talking about…. The only way I want to go is because of these 2.

30,000 patrons and no pants have been pissed. I need answers, boys.

The thumbnail image saying Joe is 7’5 💀

ur a zag- what now?

Dude. As a zookeeper and an entomologist - you have broken my bug loving heart.

i live in denver and i am so certain joe is talking about bacon social house

Are you guys doing meet and greets at your live shows?

https://youtube.com/@ObscurestVinyl?si=uo1Ooi67QEub5FFD Yall need to review this yt channels music! I feel like yall would enjoy it

The ghost of your ex is on that dildo is SO FUNNY I almost had a heart attack

Does anyone remember the episode where Frankie talks about punting a rat to its death???

I’m from Rochester New York and You guys def have to try a garbage plate!

Frankie, I see and appreciate your Wizard of Oz reference more than you know.

I’m listening to this on my way home from work and had had to make a pit stop at Crumbl Cookies 😂😂

Yes, I love Small Soldiers!!

Certified married lesbian here. Basically Joe got closest with the bank account analogy, the key thing to remember here is how expensive toys can be! So if you have something extra special, you'll probably take it with you in the break up and take it to a new relationship as long as they are cool with it. Just like you might be single and you might have things previously just for yourself and then when you're together with someone you sort of merge everything you both want and go from there. Kind of a beautiful analogy of you think about it.

Anyone have an extra Nashville ticket?😭

I’m an Asian and Frankie lost me at the strap on math

if you guys haven’t already you need to slam some dogs at Hiram’s in fort lee you’ll lose your mind

Such a weird homophobic move to eat hot dogs sideways. They were made for sucking

I have one extra ticket for aug 2nd LA show!

I rewatched ep 376 back recently, where at the end Joe again voiced his fear of little kids standing creepily in the dark (and in his bedroom) and he’d go in full attack mode. So, I was wondering how Joe would react when he has kids and they will stand in the dark in his room or next to his bed for the first time, because they have peed their bed or thrown up. Like, will his natural instinct still kick in and obliterate the child? 👁👄👁

Okay but Small Soldiers is absolutely not talked about enough.

‘I’m wondering if dildos are bank accounts for lesbians’ 💀💀

Frank deserves an Oscar for his “throwing up” performance

Nobody tell Joe about 🪿 tongues... 🫣😵

Joe all of your hand gestures in the first 5 mins are so sexual 😂

Insomnia is hands down the best cookie place.. crumbl is TRASH

not you guys posting the video STUPID early, and then deletinig it like an accidental nude leak AND then uploading it again... I peeped that, y'all aren't slick.. love ya

I was waiting to hear Frankie giggle when Joe said during the ad for better help “it feels good to unload all your stuff onto people”

Are there any goth lesbians watching? If so, rock on :)

Y’all fighting over the name Lukas while my dog Luke is just at my feet begging for my snacks

I’m with Joe on the bugs. End them all

Some episodes you can tell Joe and frank are synced up like women getting the same periods. They just link up on a chemical level

I LOL every time frank says brother because I’m waiting for Joe to go off on him for saying it 😂

IMAGINE FREE COOKIES???? bc that's so crazy that you like smaller cookies wow it would be wild if you went to deluludesserts.com to check out my cookies 🫣 (powered by, friend of the show, Squarespace 😗🫶🏼)

Dating app for poor people: humble🫡

I love when they are on their shared braincell energy 🤣🤣

While they were going “dildo, dildoing, dildid” my brain was just “Doug Dimmadone owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome”

i've wanted to do this soooo bad lately. thank you for taking the time to actually do it 🤷🏻‍♀️😭😭

Anyone have extra tickets for Austin?? 🥲

So Joe and Frank taught me grammer today with the past and present

I think yall would collab well with Matt and Shane from Matt and Shane’s secret podcast, they’ve mentioned Joes YouTube videos before on their podcast

anyone saw that they accidentally posted this early

You guess should do a dog suckin ep where you make the Eddie dogs from the DCOM Eddie’s Million Dollar Cook Off

the backwards hat oh my god could joe be ANY HOTTER

Anyone have Denver tickets? 😭

My favorite thing ever is the intentionally super dark topics right before BetterHelp 😂

The hand gestures during the desert talk😂😂😂😂

I have two tickets to the first LA show that I’m selling!! let me know if you want them! selling at face value

Okkkkkay but do we remember The Borrowers?

I bite my hot dogs sideways and I always thought that was normal… apparently it’s weird?!

As someone who was recently attacked by a goose, I can confirm they hiss. 🤣

As soon as Frankie asked if joe was alright I knew exactly where that was going lmao

"wants to"? lmao joe dont know nothing about surface level Shrek lore baby

This goth isn't easily offended BUT I'm also "watch this" I'm from the south. Frankie's worst nightmare, right here!!! My only saving grace is that I hate mustard lol

Thank you Joe for standing up for the Lukes. We’re not all Lucas! #Ally 🤝

Are you guys planning on recording and putting out one of the shows? I’d pay.

Just edged every gay man watching with all your hot dog talk. lol

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I need to know who in their right mind is eating corn like Joe??

Dick is short for Charlie took me out 💀

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My daughter’s name is Joey - not short for anything - just Joey 😊

As someone whose side hustle is baking - I can confirm, nothing better than a freakin warm cookie.

I have been spinning the beg for mercy album way more than I should. It was great when it dropped, and now it’s great to listen to when I do yard work. Mowing my lawn like “I’m so hood, I can’t help it, love me for being me”

This is turning into a food podcast and I'm here for it. Have a great week Patrons!

This weeks topic changes before the first ad reads… - OJ Simpson - What is grace? - Birds honking/hissing - Donkeys are stupid - Donkey from Shrek - Dragon in Shrek - thick of bowl of oatmeal - Donkey & Dragon fucked - They have donkey dragon kids - Donuts - Crumbl cookies - If cookies were sexual, it would be insomnia cookies - Cookie orgy - Joey isn’t an orgy guy, but if there’s food he is going - Subways footlong cookie - Aren’t all churros footlong? - 18 inch churros - Would you rather have on stupid fat size American sized dessert or a couple little ones? - Frankie likes little ones bc he can put them in his pocket - Feels more healthy if you ate little one vs one big one - Dog sucking season - Ratios of pigs to hotdogs - Piggies need to stay in blanket - Don’t want sweaty hotdogs - Mentioned starting with OJ Simpson but then changed subject again - Joe tried to eat center of hotdogs like SpongeBob - Licking the curvature of a hotdog before eating it - *draws diagram of hotdog* - Not a sexual lick!!!!! - How to bite a hotdog - Weird way Joe eats corn - Frankie made that up - Frankie & Joe are showing how they both eat corn including noises - Corn holders - Small Soldiers movie - Does anyone die in Small Soldiers?

I NEED to know how they feel about the pancake cereal trend

“Hiss bruuuuthurrr”

as a women who has sex with women, I got a new vibrator post breakup with my ex cuz it made me sad 🫣

I 💖 Joeys laugh more than anything! It forever makes me laugh myself!

I feel like they didn’t finish a single sentence in the first 20 minutes 😂😂

Love you both! Wish you would come to Florida 😭

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I am once again respectfully requesting to be able to purchase the multicolored Santagato Studios pullover and hat. Maybe at your Chicago show?? TIA.

The talk about eating corn on the cob literally was hurting my brain 🤣🤣

Give us more Patreon exclusive content please

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When Frankie said that he likes silver dollar sized pancakes because i likes to feel like he can put them in is pocket… I felt that in my soul. That’s all I ever want with my food.

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wrong “too” in the title for shame

Did anyone else get a notification this was uploaded at like 3am?😳

best way to start my mornings before work

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Thank god for TBY on a Monday

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Happy basement yard day