#446 - Frank Walked Into A Crime Scene
Let's hope he didn't leave any DNA!
Frank Walked Into A Crime Scene | The Basement Yard #446 (YouTube)
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The reason for necropsis (animal autopsy) on wild animals is research on wild birds in the city. Nyc is one of the places with the most bird crashing into building mortality
Did Frankie say “this is a doggy dog world”? @ 37:20?
The basement yard is slowly turning into the frank show and I'm good.
im here for it
Wow I’ve finally been around here long enough to know a story one of them referenced that they’ve told before (the fart in franks face one)
Fig newtons lowkey SLAP. My grandparents had them though, so go figure lmao. They’re still good as hell. Dry though
Idk I am a big poopy gal. Every day, sometimes multiple times.
I have been summoned with this one
Instead of paying $18,000 for Alfa male camp, just go to military boot camp for free literally the same thing but one actually serves a purpose 🤓🤣
"Who's dying to be with Gypsy Rose!" I'm dead!!
Joe and Frank should go on Special Forces lol
Been a patron for a couple years, both Toronto dates sold out and I’m SAD. If anyone is selling 2 Toronto show tickets for either date please let me know :(
Bro I shit 3 times a day wym
Anyone interested in 2 tix to their LA show? Tix are not next to eachother but In the same general region. Not positive I’m selling yet but I might not be able to make it to the show :(((
i love that joey's only options were "nothing or assless chaos"😭
“I’m not exactly sure how the transmission of chlamydia from koala to human goes” What a sentence.
Idea. They go to a dude ranch and heard animals
Herd not heard jesus christ it only took me 9 hours to realize my mistake
Such a turn on to hear Joey calling out these alpha male wannabes
Am i trippin or are they not doing things when they reach sub goals anymore. I swore there was something in the works from like 25k and now it looks like they’re at 45k
Fowl play
Two-ing lmao
i worked at mcds and one time a homeless guy was hanging out in our lobby wearing loose pj pants, stood up to go and a poopy log slid down his pants leg and dropped onto our floor and he left. had to shut the lobby to pick it up and mop 😷
Why do I always try to watch these episodes while I'm eating
i did a side quest in aged care for a couple years and have the weakest stomach ever. cleaned many crime scenes like the one described + the confused human and their clothes. aged care workers deserve $1M salary
Accidentally originally posted under someone else’s comment! When you hold in farts, they eventually dissipate into your blood stream, the gasses transfer through your lungs and you have “fart breath” which is one of the greatest science facts my immature self ever learned 😄
Joeyyyyy stop touching the mic !!!
I’m defffffff shitting everyday
big society is fuckin a right. Thanks for standing up for us boys
What women are only shitting once a week and ARE THEY OKAY?!
Kiss from Frankie made my day
I do in fact have a hot dog roller for parties and it is the greatest thing.
Not me trying to eat lunch while listening to the first 15 minutes of the podcast.
This kiss Frankie blew at the very end sent meeeeee into hysterics 😂😂😂😂😂😂 and they girls mom farting in his face is fucking amazing 😂😂😂💀
Off the fucking rails!!! 🤣
Hear me out: Basement boys + Theo von = 🔥
How are you guys not talking about “Alpha Dom” yet from TikTok. Guy is such a clown you would have a field day talking about him!
need to stop listening to this in my car with the windows down
So many times I have to lower the volume at red lights
this episode is wild. i swear this is the fastest i’ve ever heard either of them talk or rapid fire back and forth 🤣
“but it was stepped in log” 💀
Why spend $18,000 on a boot camp to become an Alpha Male ™️ when you can get Alpha Dom’s course for $10 from his TikTok? I mean come on, men. Think smarter not harder.
hey! i shit like twice a day so
“Fowl” play lololol
When people ask me what’s it like having ADHD, ima show them this video
Why is there a sloth in an aquarium?
That’s the only place I’ve seen sloths tbh 😅
" I like fuckin' Hopscotched my way into the bathroom" ☠️
Sometimes girls poop worse then guys poop...
PLEASE do a JK News collab in LA
Frank is right lol, farts do in fact become burps when you hold them in too long😅 i learned this the other day and was shocked
I thought that it gets absorbed into your lungs and causes stinky breath
Just in case ”“For this is how God loved the world: He gave his one and only Son, so that everyone who believes in him will not perish but have eternal life.“ John 3:16 NLT
I’m an immediate chamillionaire! I watched that back legit 20x
Where are my women that shit at least once, if not multiple times a day???
Everyone should be pooping at least once a day, that’s the healthy standard
This was the topic timeline….. before the first ads - Crime scene at rest stop - Was actually a shit scene - Shit & Run - Who wrote the Bible? - What is the numbers? John 3:16 - Letters to the Corinthians - Who is St. Paul - Sean Paul - Table of contents in Bible - Jesus/God? What is Jesus? Lamb of god? - Joe’s Irish grandma - Fig newtons - Figgy puffy/finger pudding - Jesus is the shepherd of the people - Crazy that there are still shepherds - Dogs trained to herd sheep - Messenger birds (are there breaks?) - Joe used to have birds - Famous New York owl that ran into building and exploded - Owl had severe case of pigeon herpes - Can you crossbreed herpes? - Koalas with chlamydia (how do you get it?) - Joe would get chlamydia to hug a koala - Frank had tea resin, no drugs - New sloth at aquarium - Why aren’t sloths quicker? Shouldn’t evolution make them faster? - Sloths shit once a week like women - Why aren’t women shitting? Big society? Big toilet? - Back to rest stop shit story - Frank follows trail of shit - Not leaky butt, well formed dump - Coming from stall, either were wearing nothing or assless chaos - Smelled like shit - Shit was coming from toilet through the bathroom right to the parking lot - Fresh, happened like a minute before - Zone it off like containment scene - Frank says millionaire funny - Chamillionaire - Someone is spanking Ahmed out in the office - How were they cleaning scene? - Used synergy correctly - Someone tried mopping piece of shit - Someone was picking up shit with a paper towel - Would quit job if had to do that - Joe’s dream where he threw up in his bed under blankets - If you have a king, what side do you sleep on? - Don’t sleep with phone on bed, could explode - Jersey sheets, not New Jersey or baseball Jersey - Frankie’s tounge - Frank still has pillowcase from when he was a kid
This is incredible. 😂😂😂
really gotta be careful listening to this while eating
Starting your birthday off with the boys is a real special gift ya don’t get every year 🔥💅🏼
I used to work as a cleaner in a hospital. I had to clean the same thing…. Bathroom FULL of shit everywhere🤢On the walls, the sink… it was horrible
Sounds like someone got kidnapped on the toilet. Like they were mid dump and someone kicked in the door, grabbed them and dragged them out to the getaway car
this is so new jersey coded, its insane
A few things: Glizzy rollers will burn the dogs if left on for too long. In the Navy, so yk we’re hella gay, we have one in the break room. Second thing. Pls pls PLEASE sell the multicolored Santagato Studios hat and pullover at your Chicago show.
Hear me out, dating show called Gypsy Rose: Uncuffed
"What did it smell like?" "Shit." 😂 I don't know why that made me cry laugh.
Who is telling Joey girls don't shit?? 🤣🤣
When you hold in farts, they eventually dissipate into your blood stream, the gasses transfer through your lungs and you have “fart breath” which is one of the greatest science facts my immature self ever learned 😄
I work in community/victim services and I have a client who relapsed super hard (sad) and came in really high one day, lost bodily function, and shat from the front door all the way to the bathroom (she was wearing a dress)… we had to shut the centre down for a day and a half while cleaning was happening
This episode was wild, start to finish! What a ride…
wait we never learned why joe threw up in his sleep lol
When does the new Toronto show go on sale?
Bible class with Joe and Frank🙏🏼😂
I’m a retail worker and yesterday I spotted a homeless woman behind one of our walls pulling up her pants and quickly realized that she just took a FAT PISS on my floor. I had to mop it up. Later that evening after I left someone shit their literal panties IN THE BATHROOM and just dropped them on the floor and left a turd in the toilet for my assistant manager to clean. I wish I were more talented and successful so I wouldn’t have to deal with this. Since we’re part of management so WE HAVE to clean it. 😭 sorry if that was too graphic but I related and had to share lmao
The excitement on joeys face when he thought Frankie farted😂😂
the D was fired
They apparently sent the hot dog water seltzer to some people, I saw someone on tiktok trying it (they gagged a lot)
The thumbnails keep getting better and better
The thumbnail got me feeling some kinda way... 🥵
HI BOYS
The koala’s last three sexual partners 😭😭😭😭
The twists and turns of the beginning of the show was amazing. SO hysterical!
What a great way to start a Monday! :)
joe looks so good w the hat backwards omg
Can we please do another brunch episode!!!??
Joey completely missing the pun for "fowl play" when talking about birds
I thought the same thing lmao
A long time ago Joe posted a video on Santagato studios called “The Dirt Wolf” with Frankie in it and they were trying this new beer and about 2 min into the video frank is trying it and the bottle made a funny noise and then frank farts and asks Joe “ are you dead” after he did it and it had me die, frank you do fart and Joe you have heard it LOL.
These are the kind of episodes that dragged me into this fan base. I’m choking I’m laughing so hard.
I am convinced the poo started outside, and they were hustlin to get to the bathroom while the poops were falling out their bootys.
this is exactly what i was thinking. i’m laughing that they didn’t even consider this 😭
This was either an elderly serial shitter or a homeless child. I am bamboozled😂
I love you guys so much! You make the morning great!
HOT fucking start lmaooo
“Foul play” missed opportunity 🤭
shitting and throwing up at 7am. what a HOT start
Idk what the hell is going on but this episode is perfection
WakeAndBake With The Boyssss👏❤️What A Start To Monday
Walking into a crime scene WOULD happen to Frankie. 😂
Congrats on selling out the tour!!!!
Happy basement yard day
Best start to a Monday!