Frank's New Bio

Loved all of these🤣🤣🤣

Anyone suggest water shoes? 😂

No sabo kid Frank 🤣

Frank - ‘I know you’re a nipple guy, you’re not touching your own nipples’ Joey - ‘I don’t do that’ Frank - you’re not fucking thumbing your ass or whatever Joey - … what? 😟

a foreign object/foreign body is when it’s INSIDE you

you should put imagery when you talk about a video. Fire! min. 43.

Love the genuine excitement Frankie had when Joe said the whole version of his “saving lives” bio could be put on the page. 😂

First, can’t believe he didn’t say Mexico, secondly, ecstatic as a Panamanian lol

I am desperately trying to not laugh out loud at work right now. Almost lost it when Frank starts the caveman nipple play.

Gotta try the boozy ice cream at Citi Field. Love their stadium, but fuck the Mets.

More Frankie reading Spanish!! Too good

Frankie packing Joey the leftover sandwich with such care is so pure

So you’re telling me Frankie likes shit between his toes, but not sand..

Joey- I don’t want either one get them both out.

Can’t wait to see y’all in Los Angeles 🥲♥️

Frank's new bio : " Alvarez Poetry slam 2024"

Frank i had the SAME Dr Seuss book.. thank u for unlocking that memory

I legit died for a minute when Frankie mooed 😂 my drink went through my nose

i loved Frankie’s rap 🤣

Frank knows Spanish?

me just getting the Patreon ☺️☺️☺️

the thank you at the end genuinely scared me

One of you plz play me in mlb I’ll smoke either of you 😂😂

No patreon exclusive code, no week ahead episodes, no bad friends episode, no milestone videos, no charity donations.. I’m glad they lost 2,000 patrons. This is BS.

Add a second show in chicago!!!! 😝

SO EXCITED TO SEE YOU IN ATLANTA🤩🤩🤩

Wait for Patreon Frankie should go to the beach bathe and get burry in sand like all kids do with clothes so he can see how uncomfortable it is or like normal ppl so he can enjoy it

I’m just reading the actual bio and WOW JOEY

“Sorry but we have to put everything out at the same time” what is a week ahead episode even for then… yall are kinda slow lately 💀

i sing the coors light commercial "twins" way too often & no one knows what i'm talking about.

Florida ??

I’m gonna need “favorite pieces of dog shit” merch. Artemis?!?

You make me feel so old! LOL

Big-itty-basement yard! 😂😂😂 I love when Frank comes with a list of ideas

So ready to watch this announcement BRIGHT & EARLY ❤️❤️❤️

Best podcasters in the business!

Anybody else having problems with the website asking for a password?

Frankie spends $100 on slime but won’t spend $25 on good meat 😂

When do the tickets go on sale though?

Joe: “This is going to be completely in Spanish isn’t it” Frank: “Hola”

Frank “Dont ask DONT ASK” Joe “who was asking?” Also Joe literally 5 seconds prior: “what do they do?”😭

Let us vote for the new bio lol

“Get ready for the whole [bio]” *doesn’t change the “about” bio*

“doggy style was like, one of the first sexes ever invented”

Why does frank sound like Attila the Hun in night at the museum when he’s reading the Spanish bio🤣

does anyone know where the “big announcement” episode is? i can’t see it😭😭

another fire ep. but also can we please have it so we can sort by months in the year!!! Absolutely hate having it sorted by only years and scrolling for ages to get to episodes...

You guys better fix the basement yard website before Monday!

First ten mins is insane 😂😂😂😂

Hey guys, thanks for everything you do for your fans. Most patrons were just disappointed on Monday because we genuinely look forward to that new episode every Monday and Friday, but you guys have a lot going on and a lot of new shit happening. I’m a patron for life, you guys are doing great! PS if you don’t come to Louisville I’m cancelling my subscription. Love ya though!

I still don’t understand why we missed an episode for this? Lol you didn’t even release the dates you just said they’re coming April 1st🤣 still love ya tho

frankie’s “thank you” at the very end literally scared me

Matchie matchie today…

Had a visceral reaction to imagining wearing sneakers and sweatpants on the BEACH

Don’t know what has come over me but for the past week I literally haven’t been watching tv, just basement yard. Haven’t been listening to music on my commute to work, just basement yard. And of course every like third reel/tiktok on my for you page is basement yard.

Don’t worry Frankie, I remember the colors commercial you’re referring to 💀😂💀😂 Talk about a nostalgic unlock

Goat?! CAPRICORN!!!

the fact that joe had to address the hate comments bc grown adults can't handle a little disappointment is crazy lmao

can you guys do a volume 3 of write that sound pretty pleaseeeeeeeeee

yall are some hooligans; to make them have to address the comments is wildd

Are we getting just the dates then dates when sale starts or do they also go on sale on the 1st?

Does anyone know what that password is? I don't get to watch this episode until after work, 12 hours from now

listening to this at 7 am otw to work was a MORNING

Please make "the basement yard. Saving lives but don't ask who's" a shirt 😂😂

I will drug you and undress you Hahahahahaha , alrighty then joeyyyy !!!! Also Frankie was so fucking happy when you let him pick the bio lol !!!! And all the cry baby’s got there way lol lol ! Everyone wins ! CANT WAIT TO SEE YOU GUY LIVE !!!!!!!!

New title for the podcast: Watches & Matchas

Ok Joe..he knows his zodiacs

Ngl it’s crazy when someone is hot with a hot twin but no I don’t want them at them same time

Joe’s hoodie looks so comfy lol

I will sell a kidney if they announce Chicago

anyone who said in the last post that frankie has “lost it” and isn’t funnny anymore looks so silly right now

It’s so funny ppl were mad about missing one week ahead episode 😂

ok but will sales go on at the same time as dates announcement or it’s JUST the dates?

But do tix go on sale at midnight 🫠

Frank hates the Beach!!!! Definitely losing more points as this podcast goes on. SMH!

Joey: what do they do? Frankie: *answers* Joey: I didn’t ask a thing

Frankie at the end actually scared the life out of me 😂🤦🏻‍♀️ the Bane voice was so unnecessary 😂

Cuz Joe needs more cash and Frank needs more power rangers ☝🏻

Please use the new bio idea about saving lives!!!! It’s actually perfect 😭

joes said i guess i get it! We need you guys to get through our shit day to day!! 🤣🤣

Patreon app glitched and as soon as frank said “okay let’s run it back” the video restarted lmao

We should vote on which of these would be best! Or take it off Patreon for the non payors to vote ( and subscribe!). Whichever blurb would get newbies to become a Patreon 🤣 I’m trying to convince my brother- I need to share these convincing blurbs!! 🤣

Thought for sure Frank had Leslie knope doing Parents just don’t understand in mind when he made Biggity basement yard

Capricorn is the goat!

People got upset about not getting a upload on Monday? Crybabies…

THE SPANISH 😭😂i lost it

Frank, I could be your boat guy. I work on boats (building, fiberglass, painting) so I can answer questions you got. 🫡👍

My whole body left for a second when Frankie moo’d 😭

Another week of Frankie saying brother i think it’s here to stay

Patreon video idea: have Frank guess when specific sex positions were invented in history

I love how early in the content we had CONFIDENT IN AN ANSWER Joe, and it was wrong. There is indeed a Goat, Joe.

I am once again respectfully requesting to be able to purchase the multicolored Santagato Studios pullover and hat. TIA.

All Caps assemble!!!

And Frankie speaking Spanish was kinda 🥵

I just read the comments from the missed episode and I’m dying. I did not realize people got so mad about it. Also, Capricorns are hurt now 😂😂 there definitely is a goat zodiac lmao.

Now a days there are a lot of 40 year old grandmas here in Canada anyways. So there are tuns of beautiful grandmas

frankie speaking spanish gave me chills and then hearing him say neo nazi outta nowhere made me SCREAM

Thank you guys for seeing us and being willing to give us a Monday video even when there’s an announcement!💛 wasn’t the end of the world, but still a bummer. So I’m excited to still have things to watch!

“THERE IS NO GOAT” *me sitting here a Capricorn*😳

The pause after the plural gorilla 😂😂😂😂😂

Frank:”I got you a prosciutto sandwich” Joe: *gasp*

I would like to say my Monday was asshole w/o the new episode..

Love the new bio

Missed you guys on Monday 🥲

Good Friday! Even better with the boys!

First bb ❤️