March FADness

There was a guy i was fwb all through 14-25 years old and he was a complete moron(side note).. long story short, my sister would prank call him for those full 10 years atleast 10 times a year just to fuck with him / keep in touch - we still talk about it hahaha

not me getting upset by the attack on my monster energy drinks😭

u know its not the ep when they have something to talk about

Sounds like Blippi was trying out the Alabama Hot Pocket with his friends

Hearing yall talk about Texas is so fucking funny like I’ve lived here my whole life and it’s exactly how ur describing it

Can’t wait to see you guys in Nashville!!!! 🙌🙌🙌🙌⚾️🌭🧢👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻🙌🙌😭😭😭❤️❤️❤️❤️

My partner drinks like MINIMUM one energy drink everyday for work or to stay up and game LOL He drinks Alani's and G-Fuel

Hello brother ☝️

Nice call on Terry Blacks!! When yall come to Dallas there is another in downtown!! Also did yall go to Gyu-Kaku?? Also one of my fave places

I’m from a rural area in Kentucky, it was a McDonald’s parking lot 😂

People always ask me why I don’t like macha. I literally say it’s what I imagine grass tastes like…

Frankie please try mate if you like tea that’s the best preworkout you can find

"Well, that's about all I can take!"

Yall should go on dropouts pod😏

Suggestion: the last few minutes of each show is word associations

There is a Mexican place near me that is operated entirely by an Aisan staff, all 5’6” and under, plus one 6’6” redhead from New Zealand

Joe please come out!

All of these are great - the creed singing and then remembering a day I laughed for 20 min solid watching Look at this GrApH 📈

the bisexuals thank Frankie for his matcha defense 🫡

Well we're all sure it's about the tour. Hope you're coming to or around New York. And I hope there's more tickets available this time

so glad i commented about the blippi poop thing two episodes ago LMAOO

I broke my ankle the month before PokemonGo came out and I'm still so sad about it hahaha

THE END 😭 I’ll lay down and you take me

As someone who is currently in college, people definitely do drink monsters for energy

I def did a lot of sitting in parking lots as a kid lol

Me having debates with people who have no idea who Frank is: “It’s frogs and toads, babe.” Them: wtf does that even mean 🤔🧐

25:15 frankie it was Gangnam Style

Brand new to the Patreon and not regretting this at all🤣🤣🤣🤣

There is a Japanese restaurant where I live (SC) that is majority Hispanic people. 😂 so I get it.

Matcha supremacyyyyyy

I've heard Frank complain about coffee drinkers and how he hates the ones that are like "Don't talk to me until I've had my coffee!". Yet say anything about his crushed, dead leaves and he's literally the Tea Nazi, lol!

I was obsessed with Creed as a child so I deeply appreciated the Creed corner

Yes!! Thank you Joe! Macha is grass and GROSS!!

Dang Frankie you’re looking good! Not that you didn’t look good before- but I’m a newer subscriber so I’ve gone back and binged videos #252 “Lets discuss everything” where Joe explains how Danny is leaving all the way up to today #442 “The saddest songs in the world” (just recently purchased Patreon bc I very quickly binged all the available YouTube videos & now I get to do the same on here) but you look sharp as hell! I know me and your wife share the same name (love her bc of that) and I wanted to give you a little shout out- we see you! Also if you see this tell Becca that she’s so damn hot- like omg she’s an actual goddess 😭♥️ ik you talk about her a lot and how beautiful she is and if I recall correctly “Not sure how it happened but I married way UP” but even with you and Joe hyping her up I could’ve never expected her to be so perfect 🥹 not only is she a 10 but she’s an amazing mother and also supports you guys & your dreams. You actually hit the 100million lottery already Frank- and I love that.

is there a way to listen to patreon episodes on spotify?

Fun fact in the military (navy more specifically) the vending machines on our ship was either water or 6 different types of monster energy drinks. It was the only way to stay alert while having insanely shitty working hours and barely any sleep

i’ve heard “dates coming soon” for weeks 😭 GIMME

we need the dates 😩

Frankie you did not have to get new instruments for those games!! I had all of them and only one set of instruments plus an extra guitar so I could smoke my friends

Watching this as I drink my morning energy drink

i prank call parks and tell them that they ran out of toilet paper in their restrooms

If I go to a restaurant of another country’s cuisine, sometimes I expect the chefs to atleast be that ethnicity 😂 I don’t care who the servers are. Because then I’d know the food is good, unless the chef is a proper chef who understands how to the cuisine is originally made.

Okay.. I had no fucking clue about this whole Blippi thing. You can’t tell us about something crazy like this and not expect mfs to look it up! I was expecting some solid shits being shot at his friend…. To anyone who hasn’t seen the video.. it was not solid shits at all my friends. WHEN I TELL YOU I ALMOST THREW UP 🤮 😂

Frankie unknowing roasted the absolute fuck out of my entire style 🥲 cargos are comfy and practical and I’ve been rocking vans since I was 13 😭 especially checkered ones

Where these shows at though?! lol

Frank, again with the white shirts and white wall

Blah blah blah. We keep hearing the chatter , But we're not seeing anything that matters. Give up give us the dates😊

We were teens at the release of "skype" and on the weekends, us girls would get together and a group of guys at one of their houses and we would all stay on skype with each other lol. It was like having a co ed sleepover but no one could get in trouble. It was fun

im addicted to caffeine and i drink energy drinks like almost every day and i LOVE MONSTER.

I live in my vans 😭

Frank is the world’s BIGGEST “pick me” girl 🤣🤣🤣

This episode was so freaking funny that I forgot about the bracket half the time. Have a great weekend!

“i’m gonna show you my tits for a second” i— 😂😭

Them mentioning sketch made me love this show even more

*waves back at Frankie* 👋🏼

It's a good friday when an acapella duet of Creed happens

the greeting talked about from the japanese restaurant can be heard in the sushi bar scene in monster's inc

Watching this as I’m wearing cargo pants and vans😬

I lost it imagining Ahmed with a towel wrapped around his bald head 🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭

How can you guys say the word “baler” without saying “baler? I hardly know her!”

the hit my dog prank call is the best of all time! and we have Ebaumsworld.com with all the voice boards to call everyone! 😂 i miss sitting in the parking lots with my friends too

I’ve missed the bracket boys😇

IG post says tour announcement coming 4/1/24 🥰

1) are we going to get to see the show you did in Austin? 2) you should corner the market for a new guitar hero type game, I’m begging you

I’m Japanese and I’m sure they were saying “Irrashaimase”!! It means welcome, and restaurants or retail stores in Japan will say that to customers!!!

as someone who lives in Texas. Austin is very liberal but a cool spot for sure! cant wait for yall to come down to Houston!

Glad that Texas is getting recognition from the boys for our bbq🔥

how is Frank only middle of the road on his ability to beat people up, but is so incredibly confident that he can take on a gorilla?!?

Terry Blacks slaps so fucking hard holy shit balls

I'm surprised you didn't go with March RADness.

can u guys debate pineapple on pizza

Joe’s “mmmkay” after Frankie’s “you short kings gotta stick together” made me laugh way too hard lol.

The tour dates are stressing me TF out! I feel like I’m gonna miss it.

Imagine the aftermath of that poop video.. like when they were done recording, there's poop everywhere and you have to clean it all up.

The John Cena prank call will always be funny. The best 😂

Pokémon Go was an insane time! We would go to the Tar pits in LA because you were guaranteed to get a charmander 😭 people were OUTSIDE for that app 😂

Thinking we will get a Monday morning announcement on the dates? I hope to see Detroit or Chicago on that list!!

I need yall to come back down to Austin for a full Basement Yard Experience 😩😩😩

Frank you’re a year older than me, if you’re having to worry about cholesterol go ahead and drink one of those Matcha teas and let’s hit the gym.

It’s funny that Frankie used the example of a Mexican restaurant run by all Asians, cause the Japanese place in my hometown is owned and run by Mexicans 😂😂

Glad y’all enjoyed Texas as much as Texas enjoyed y’all lol 🤠

can't wait for March Sadness next year

The new prank calls are now scammers.

Im begging for joe to bleach his hair the next time he get a haircut. Hed look so good

Frank had definitely said “I used to give out ____’s number to people who I didn’t want to give my number to” so we could easily find out who it is. I don’t remember who though.

“We should know by the end of today” I love hearing you make these predictions knowing it didn’t happen 😂

I lived in an apartment where someone had a gym for Pokémon go, and the amount of randoms that just hung outside the building all summer was insane

Best part of my Friday!!❤️ Also I completely agree that guitar hero is the greatest thing ever. I’m 18 and me and my dad used to play all the time and I still play whenever I get the chance. And Dave and busters still has that guitar hero game and this past summer I went and it’s all I played😂

when do we get the austin footage 👀

Another week of brother frank

I hope we get Joe & Frank’s thoughts on Alpha Dom! Frankie Skins could teach him a thing or two!

Purple haired white people sent me 😂

I’m with Joe, I can’t get on the Matcha train. I tried, it’s like drinking dirt 😅

Been watching all the old episodes for about a month now, every day on my break at work. Thanks for being such a big part of my days

I’m annoyed 😑

I love monster but I do feel kind of like a douchebag when I drink it

Frank saying he can’t beat people up but thinks he can beat up every animal

God I love being a fuckin Patreon

I am once again respectfully requesting to be able to purchase the multicolored Santagato Studios hat and pullover. Preeeeciate it

Monster tastes good

Hello, I would like DM either of you. Y’all are literally one of the best parts of my life

Happy Friday!! Can’t wait to watch this on my way into work this morning!❤️

A bracket on a Friday?! Amazing!! ♥️

i love starting my friday’s with you two!

Good morning besties

Best way to start off the day!!

Happy basement yard day

happy friday girlies, we made it 🫶

W morning

Best part of Friday!