#422 - The Saddest Songs In The World

Joe I may not know what my name means but I know damn well my dad named my brother and I after fish. That’s good enough for me 😂

frankie being like "100% of the time women feel nurturing toward a child crying" incorrect brother. go back in time and talk to me fresh off the 10hr flight with three (3) non-stop crying children. if i had access to that door, plane was gonna get real quiet real fast

TON TONDREEEEE

I love when you guys talk music esp since you two also grew up in the 90s like I did

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let me get this straight… joe cries to let her go the most cursive song ever AND thinks Imagine by John Lennon sucks ?!?!!? there’s gotta be a leak at Santagato studios that’s only affecting joe fr

Slow Down by Nichole Nordeman and Waiting on June by Holly Williams

I cry to music and I've never cried like that to a song but I had cried like that to heartbreak

Where You Are, Moana How Far I’ll Go, Moana We Know The Way, Moana …..basically just any song in Moana 😭

You want a sad song? Look up "My Mom" by Chocolate Genius.

I’m thoroughly upset that neither boy acknowledged how hard Joey murked that line from Vienna. 🤌🏼🤌🏼

I agree the crying was soooo aggressive. But it was a surprise song so I don’t think it was staged!

I only cried like that when my grandpa died 😅

Jason Momoa looking smokey as usual.

Joey loving Noah Kahan makes me appreciate him even more

In My Life 😭

FRANKIE I LIVE IN ARKANSAS I CAN GET YOU DUNKED IN THE RIVER

Joey saying that he cries to Noah Kahan makes me feel so seen

Joey validating my love for Noah Kahan is something I didn’t know I needed to hear until now.

Tundry had me crying laughing. The confidence of it. I am in the office snorting like a pig bc of that. I don’t know why that got me so good but it did and there are tears

Guinea pigs don’t throw up

If anyone wants to cry like a bitch listen to heavens not to far by we three.

Thank you for talking about wrens situation! It needs to be talked about more.

Passenger also got me as wellAnd because my grandmother diedLiterally when it came out and I was folding laundry, End listening to music And it was playing when I was told she died.How do you let her go Now I'm crying thank youI'm crying now

Can someone please tell me the episode that they are talking about "splooge"? I can't find it again!

The dance- Garth Brooks / And obviously wind beneath my wings

I need that whale porn title clip on tik tok immediately

don't take the girl by tim mcgraw, i shed tears every time by the end of that song

tundry almost made me crash my car

Fire and Rain by James Taylor makes me SOB. He wrote it to his childhood friend who had committed suicide

Thank you for talking about wrens mom. I feel so bad for her kid :(

Mad respect for talking about the actual piece of human-garbage that is Wrens mother. She is 100% aware of the creeps that are watching her innocent daughter and it’s disgusting.

Anyone know how I can sign in and watch Patreon on my TV???

Horses can't throw up!

Cowgirls Don’t Cry (the Lainey feature one) and Come Wake Me Up by Rascall Flats = 🥲

I need you guys to come to STL! 💜😮‍💨

40,000 patrons Frankie goes to a mega church in Dallas for praise and worship to be saved

If you guys want to cry listen to Temporary Home by Carrie Underwood. Followed by, You should be here. By Cole Swindell. And if you want to cry for 3 days watch the Martina McBride Concrete Angel music video 😭😭😭

Holy water by Noah Davis and The Village by Wrabel make me cry to just thinking about what ppl in the LGBTQ+ community go through ; and When I Look At You by Miley Cyrus. She did that song for the movie the Last Song in which her dad dies. I suddenly lost my dad in 2022 and I hear that song and immediately burst into tears. I am really into music and it helps me feel my feelings so I actually cry a lot when listening to music….but not quite like the girl in the video 😅

Frank literally knows ALL of the words to the “A Star is Born” Soundtrack he was just being humble. Every lyric he referenced was spot on😭

I’ll never forgive frankie for not knowing Noah Kahan

Related to the Toy Story feels -- Puff the Magic Dragon used to make me sob. Because he was abandoned when Jackie outgrew him. I die.

Former horse girl here to tell Frank that horses, in fact, cannot throw up

Gonna need those tour dates! Been to one show. Most I've laughed in forever. Ready for another!

The song was called Exile and Bon Iver is featured in it, so it was interesting that was brought up later

If i had a dollar for every time Frank said, “well there’s something there, let’s not get in to it” I’d be able to buy a Rolex for Frank and Joe

wow frankie! I’ve also been struggling with the thought of mortality as an agnostic !

You’ll be in the Bible Belt next week! Just sayin!🤠

The whale titles 😭 & Joey replaying the crying part of the girl 😭😭😭

One of the saddest songs is called "Not another Santigato Studio poetry Slam 2024" heard of it?

One of my mom's favorite stories is when my brother and oldest cousin were about 3 or 4 years old and they were arguing over a toy phone. She told them multiple times to stop arguing or she'd throw it out the window. Definitely ended up on the side of the road that day. This was also a woman who loved to brake check us so we'd put on our seatbelts.

If Becca wasn’t Frankie’s soulmate she would need to be mine. Fucking badass 😍

Tundry had me shittin my pants

Anyone else wondering where all the Patreon milestone videos are?? I was really looking forward to them reacting to their home wrestling videos 🤔😂

Fing Toy Story, Up, so many movies. In real life there's a few but Tears in Heaven crushes me because my favorite human is my little brother Connor and I learned about that song when he was a toddler and couldn't stand it!

A lot of Ricky Montgomery songs make me cry. My Heart is Buried in Venice, Line Without A Hook, and especially Black Fins

No shot I'm ever putting any woman (except my kids) before my own MOTHER dude, that's nuts, a woman can cheat on you at anytime and leave you for someone else.... not your mom!

Old people eating by themselves 🥺

the first thing I thought of when you said songs that would do that to you was Vienna so when Frankie said that I got chills. glad to know others feel it to

Elephants shove their face dongs in each others butts and scrape out poop to eat it so.. kinda gay and very kinky, and already caught on video more than once.

hearing maeve in these videos never fails to throw me off 😂

#1 cry song - She Used to Be Mine - Sara Bareilles (From Waitress the Musical). Also, Tundry made me think of tunders, lol

#1 Song that makes me cry - Rainbow - Kacey Musgraves

Concrete Angle & Alyssa Lies KILLS ME.

TUNDRY IS 1 FOR THE BOOKS!! 😂😂😂

PLEASE let the Tampa Bay hat be a hint to a tour stop

When frank said he had 4 marshmallows all I could think of was Hangover 2 when Alan says “nobody eats 4 marshmallows!!” lol

Pisces season, feel the emotions

BOYZ II MEN “A SONG FOR MAMA” instant flood over here!

interracial is hilarious

A song that ALWAYS gets me BALLINGG is “First Man” By Camilla Cabello !! The verse that says “you know where I’ll always be your little girl” aaahhh🥴 CHOKES ME UP EVERY. DAMN. TIME.

Taylor Swift fans are the vein of my existence

you guys wore similar outfits in episode 392 🥺

Incorrect, Frankie. I feel absolutely no nurturing when children scream and cry. I do, however, feel violent immediately. 🤣

35000 Patreons Frankie gets his soul saved.

Frank, I went to Gaga’s concert in 2022 and she played Always Remember Us This Way on the piano and dedicated it to her friendship with Tony Bennett and his Alzheimer’s decline (this was before he passed of course). My dad also has dementia, my brother and I were WRECKED at that point in the concert dude😭

Becca straight gangster for the Tictac toss

Oh that whale portion is absolutely getting clipped

I cried like that 3 days ago when my bird died. I was raised with it. I had him for 20 years. I got him when i was 7. I found him passed at 2:30 in the morning when i got up for work. Still not over it.

in case u needed validation that it’s ok to make fun of the swifty - rest assured she’s a genuinely terrible person who broke my 16yo sisters wrist and put her in the hospital to push in front of her at a billie eilish concert. she’s not just some huge genuine swiftie, she acts that way over every celeb that enters the country, and thinks she’s more entitled than anyone else to their shows or a good seat, it’s embarrassing, and the memes made out of her are honestly a long time coming 😗

just quick context for the video- she didn't know the song was gonna be played, Taylor swift plays two songs from her past albums that aren't on the set list so chances are she'll never hear it live again because its from an older album. the reactions a lot but it was an emotional song. Taylor swift makes people feel things my dudes

Vienna ALWAYS MAKES ME CRYYYYY 💔💔💔💔 so good tho

The fact that even Joey is talking about Wren is crazy. That girl’s “mom” is a monster who knows exactly what she’s doing to exploit that child.

Good morning everyone!!! I’m ready to laugh this Monday morning 😂😂

Raised in Alabama they will for sure dunk you as soon as you say you want it! Just show up lol

becca just a straight up gangsta

Omg the whale porn titles, I am laughing so hard 😂😂😂

The basement boys before class !

Little broke back whales suuuuper fu**ing gay 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Good morning! Starting a Monday morning with The Basement Yard is the absolute best 💯😏

its 10 pm where i am so I've been waiting all dayyy

goooood morning! this is my first patreon release since i joined 🥲🤞🏽🩷

Thank god, I was gonna have to shower in silence

First?

Waited all morning