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April 1, 2019

Something Unlimited: Rebuilt

First you asked, then you begged, followed by pleading, demanding, and finally beating the dead horse until you drilled it into the Earth’s core. Well congratu-FRICKIN-lations! Your prayers have been answered! We’re making a mobile version of SU!

Actually, we’re rebuilding the entire game from the ground up! No Fungus, no asset store templates, no open source code. We got a programmer and are putting him through hell to not only rebuild SU in its entirety, but have it caught up before 2019 is over! (Locke’s note: “Cause who wants to go outside during their Golden Year?! This is clearly the best use of- OUCH! Alight! Alright! I’m going back to work! You can put the cattle-prod down!”)

SU’s Development will Also Continue in the Meantime!

That’s right! This is all happening with 0 interruption to the development cycle you’re all used to! You can still expect the same amount of fresh content you’ve come to crave every two months. This will not interrupt or slowdown SR7 in any way whatsoever. Talk about having your cake and eating it too!

BUT WAIT! THERE’S MORE!

We’re not just rebuilding SU the way it is now. It’s being cleaned up with numerous quality-of-life changes, like:

An in-depth stats and scene completion feature.

Fast travel between major areas to cut down on clicking. 

A save system not tied to your registry. 

The removal of systems we’re never going to bother expanding upon. 

A ridiculously fast new skip system for everyone to complain about.

The cure for internet cancer.

And much much more!

And the Demo is Coming Soon!

How soon? Soon soon? Blizzard soon? Who knows?! That’s half the fun!

Why are we doing this?

After much deliberation we decided it was time to provide everyone with a cleaner SU experience, while simultaneously taking the time to officially put SU on a platform that thousands of people have begged for, and solve a lot of development issues that’ll help us more easily provide better, less buggy builds while also giving us more room to work on additional projects without killing ourselves or having SU suffer in the process.

SIKE! We want our sweet piece of the mobile pie like every other greedy dev who only cares about money, obviously! Why else?!

So be sure to pledge today to be one of the first to play the Something Unlimited: Rebuilt! demo… that’ll be released immediately to the public on Day 1 anyway because everything we do is leaked in 10 mins or less like someone’s going to owe other people money if it isn’t! (Locke’s note: “Cause it’s not like we’re trying to build a company that could one day create quality, unique, original titles that’d make AAA companies look bad or anyth- FUCK! Stop zapping me! I can code and write notes at the same time!”)

Thanks for reading,

Gunsmoke Games

P.S. Only one GG dev was harmed in the making of this post. ; )

Comments (23)

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Gordon · April 15, 2022

im new and lost

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Gordon · April 15, 2022

where do i go for the download

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Ace776 · April 3, 2019

I badly want catwoman to have a little more!! Great job though guys!!

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Nicholas Odonnell · April 4, 2019

you are so right

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Nicholas Odonnell · April 3, 2019

I hope that they eventually let us have black canary,huntress and zatanna be able to put them in the cells.

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Victor Kane · April 3, 2019

Also waiting for those three to finally be progressed! :D Also is it only me or more People would prefer Zatana looking like she did in Young Justice? :D SR7 made great art once with her, Robin and Barbra ;)

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Crowsims · April 2, 2019

If this is a prank I might just die, come back and haunt you guys. If it isn't then bless you guys and your cattle prods 😋

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Darkwolf · April 1, 2019

I'm not falling for any of this, I don't trust any post to Patreon on this day

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Kilhean · April 1, 2019

I'll sub if this is real, but I just don't know what to believe today...

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Keaton · April 1, 2019

Ha ha, no but srsly make it for the phone already

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Rasengan1507 · April 1, 2019

When is the Nintendo Switch version?

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Matt Ahn · April 1, 2019

*insert thonking emoji here*

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Durzo Shadowborn · April 1, 2019

Ahhh, and on this unholiest of holidays....everyone's dark and twisted humor comes out to play.

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spidermankee · April 1, 2019

Huh, my heart wants to believe this, but my brain keeps reminding me this was posted on April 1st for a reason!!!

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Barsett · April 1, 2019

April fool's or not, I still enjoyed reading this.

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Edward Morales · April 1, 2019

That's a Trap Joke!!!!

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FRENCHFRIES · April 1, 2019

It's a traaaap !

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Kaiser · April 1, 2019

Goddammit Locke, that physically hurt me

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Spudman · April 1, 2019

For real though, those QOL improvements sound real nice. I hope they actually come to the game and don't just die as an april fools joke. Especially the Internet cancer one.

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everadvancing · April 1, 2019

Don't you guys have phones? What is this an out of season April fool's joke?

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Track_Tension · April 1, 2019

<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ly10r6m_-n8" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ly10r6m_-n8</a>

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Brudda Jokka · April 1, 2019

April 1st so as good as this sounds it's probably a very good joke.

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werewolf26 · April 1, 2019

Thank you