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October 4, 2025

Better Than Friday - 314

Good evening everyone, how're you?

It has been one hell of a week.

Yesterday morning, my elderly dad-in-law, up in small-town Michigan, was on his way into his coffee shop, same routine as usual.

In the parking lot, he was assaulted, unprovoked, by some rando with a crescent wrench. Hit him in the head.

Luckily, there were several witnesses, and the guy was caught. Recently paroled from prison. After losing quite a bit of blood and getting several staples in his head, my dad-in-law is doing ok. I still can't believe it.

May the guy be drawn & quartered.

Stay safe out there y'all. This world is losin it.

Thanks for your support, I'll talk to you next week.


  1. A Ukrainian Horror Story to Read: "Viy" by Nikolai Gogol (Paid Link)
    The story of a religious student who encounters a witch.

    Still have yet to read Gogol, very overdue.
    The story is contained in the collection linked above.

  2. Cormac McCarthy's Personal Library

    Great article from Smithsonian Magazine.
    Imagine being able to read those margin comments!


  3. The Symbolism of The Danse Macabre

    A compelling article found by my wife on the history of the Danse Macabre motif.

  4. The Screamers - "Vertigo", found via @50ftquennie

    The Screamers were a stunning synth-punk band from the late 70s.

    Total electricity. They never recorded an album, but their live shows were legendary.

    Here's an informative documentary about them from the channel Bo Tiger.

  5. Nacha Pop - Lucha de Gigantes

    My friend Fernando told me that, allegedly, this is the last song Roberto Bolaño listened to before passing away.

Staring at an "Ostentation" of Peacocks roosting in the trees.

Apparently, that's a term for a group of peacocks, believe it or not.
Photo by my lovely wife.

Comments (16)

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Johann · October 5, 2025

Man, I Hope there’s a special hole in hell for people who attack the elderly. All the best you snd your wife etc

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Better Than Food · October 6, 2025

Thanks very much Johann, and best wishes to you too.

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Darius · October 5, 2025

So sorry to read this, Cliff. I hope your FIL will get well soon. Can't believe there are assholes out there attacking the elderly. May the guy burn in a Dante-like hell! Keep your head up, man.

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Better Than Food · October 6, 2025

Thank you very much for all Darius. Yeah Ninth level all the way.

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Benjamin Hager · October 4, 2025

Wishing your FIL the best. People are fucking NUTS. Loved that Smithsonian article so much that I went out and bought a physical copy. They’re going to give us an online archive of the library and I think even publish a lot of the annotations(?). Plus there are 2 biographies coming down the pipe. We’ll be reading good. Cheers man!

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Better Than Food · October 4, 2025

Thank you very much Benjamin - yes, they are. Re article - Nice! Fantastic, yeah there'll be no shortage of good stuff to read. Exciting.

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Robert J. Eilers · October 4, 2025

Time can paint a mean target on one's back. By taking that hit your FIL may have saved someone's life, by removing a predator. He should get a hug and a trophy.🏆 And free coffee going forward.

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Better Than Food · October 4, 2025

Free coffee! Agreed! haha That's a very nice silver lining Robert, thank you very much for that.

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Jack Healy · October 4, 2025

Glad he’s ok. Also, what a gift of a “you should see the other guy” line for an older timer to drop.

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Better Than Food · October 4, 2025

Thanks very much Jack, yeah no kidding.

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Sam Hunt · October 4, 2025

Absolute lowlife attacking the elderly. Wishing your father-in-law a speedy recovery.

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Better Than Food · October 4, 2025

I'm tellin ya. Thanks very much Sam.

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Vincent Nappi · October 4, 2025

Holy cow. Where is vigilante justice when you need it...

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Better Than Food · October 4, 2025

Straight up.

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Brandon Glasgow · October 4, 2025

Oh no! Sending good vibes to your dad in law.

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Better Than Food · October 4, 2025

Thanks very much Brandon.