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April 1, 2026

Update

I just want to do a quick update, and not a very pleasant one so I'll try to keep it brief. I wasn't able to get a video ready, as I've been sick for a while. Since before the return of the Gino Show. I wanted to keep this to myself because I don't even know whats wrong with me, and given the wait lists I'm not gonna know any time soon. Besides the stupidity of saying "hey guys I got a mystery illness that is fucking up work" I'm just not terribly comfortable with getting into personal details with all of you, but its gotten out of hand. The short version is: if I eat or drink anything, I experience sharp heart pain and can no longer think. I don't want to hear theories about what it could be, and frankly I never want to speak about it again.

This doesn't mean nothing is coming. I have editors who are helping me, and it doesn't incapacitate me every waking moment, but I just never know when the train is gonna crash so to speak. If it's alright with everyone, I'd like to take the month of April to catch up. I could also stream to mitigate the absence, but yeah for right now this is the plan. I get that its frustrating, but that's just the lay of it right now. With that in mind, I'd like to thank everyone whose been supporting me so far...and by so far I mean basically fucking forever. Generally everyone keeping me afloat right now have been the same people since the beginning. Even after I told people the patreon is optional and I wasn't relying on it, you still stuck around. Thank fuck you did because that was an absolute lie. It is to say, I'm incredibly lucky to have people who support me even when the sun isn't shining.

I understand this is sort of the dark ages right now, but I truly feel as though I have one more run in me before I'm washed. I'll still make things when I'm washed, but I'll just do it as a washed guy. Before the washed era though I'd like to put one more golden age together. If I manage to pull it off, you godda let me be a washed guy afterwards. That's the deal ok? But before all of that nonsense...one more golden era.

I'm sorry for the shitty update, but I hope you trust that it can be done despite the situation. And sincerely, thank you for sticking with me.

Comments (8)

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Spencer Hart · July 20, 2026

I paid a dollar for bad news. I feel more american every vape drawl into my loins. Feel like i sqaured up with a rolled up newspaper. That's semi cylindrical- i was fucking squaring up! #ConnorJocky #ShapesAndFeelings

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Spencer Hart · July 20, 2026

Spot the floridian in chat xD

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MrCakeDragonMan · July 1, 2026

Congrats on 100k Khonjin!!

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HazardousFluff · April 2, 2026

Dude, take care of yourself!!!! You gotta make sure you stay alive to keep making cool shit

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Yung Igloo · April 1, 2026

Picked a weird day to announce this ngl not even sure if you’re telling the truth Big Boss

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FiddleGibbons · April 1, 2026

No biggie, focus on your health, dude. I had heart stuff 10 years ago so am familiar-ish. You already know of course, but make sure to get it checked out soon. Hope you figure this all out and can put it behind you!

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Bran Garbaj · April 1, 2026

Been a free patron for a while and just finally joined, that really sucks man I'm sorry to hear that :( However you did post a serious update on the worst possible day of the year cause I'm only 90% sure this is real

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Grunkle Chubs · April 1, 2026

Omg I hope you figure out what it is and get better soon ❤️