September 11, 2026

[M4F] Dear Fuckface [NSFW][Friends To Friends With Benefits][Breakup][Heartbroken][Depressed][Typing An Email][Visit From You][I Know I Should Get Over It][I've Been Laying Low][You've Had Enough][Taking Matters Into Your Own Hands][Bedroom][Why Are You Naked][Demanding I Get Undressed][Get Into Bed?][Just Shut Up And Fuck You][Inside You][Overwhelmed][Fucking You][From Behind][You On Top][Cumming Inside You][I Think I'm Cured][Joining You For A Shower][37:43]

Something a little different....

I wrote this title on a notepad a while ago and had a rough outline in my head of what it should be about. Sometimes a title just sticks with me and I thought this one was too funny not to do something with. Here's what I came up with...

I've had a nasty breakup. She cheated on me and left. You're one of my best friends and you've been trying to help me through it and pull me out of my mood but nothing has really worked so you decide to take matters into your own hands. Drastic times call for drastic measures and it absolutely worked.

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Felicia lorbacher · September 14, 2026

Now I have said this before. This should Definitely be a mini series. Maybe the listener and hank bump i to fuck face and the ex best friend at the grocery store. Then the rest is up to you Hank. Now I'm going to be using fuck face now. When people piss me off.... hope you are staying hydrated.....

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lily ˖ . ݁𝜗𝜚. ݁₊ · September 12, 2026

friends are supposed to help eachother… right? ;)

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Michaela 🐬 · September 12, 2026

Sometimes friends have to use *radical methods* to help their friends, right? And in this case, that certainly proved to be true.🔥❤️🫶

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Verity · September 12, 2026

Tell us how you really feel! ;P They do say the best way to get over someone is to get under someone else.

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Katarina93 · September 12, 2026

Damn 👀

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Glass Fire · September 11, 2026

“ That’s what friends are for”😉 can’t wait to listen to ❤️🐺🖤

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Jane · September 11, 2026

Sure gives a new meaning to the saying “that’s what friends are for” 🤭 Glad you’re cured! 😉

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Sarah 🌸🌻🌼 · September 11, 2026

Haven’t heard the word fuckface for years 😆 My mum would call my dad that when she was mad at him if he ever came home late having had one too many🍺😂

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e.michele · September 11, 2026

I tell myself not to listen to audios at work, but sometimes they help me get through my day. This falls into that category. You can tell with the typing, that email had a direct purpose even before you started reading it. Even made my blood boil😤

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Kirsten Grotegut · September 11, 2026

The Email starting with Dear F@ckface, I love this. I know at least 2 Guys which I would love to send them this Email beginning. Hank, maybe you can have a little "conversation" with them? Would love it, maybe one or two little slaps would help too. 🫣🥹😳

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Teacup_RoseyTheArtist · September 11, 2026

OUR MAN POSTED YALL, GET UP! 😝😝

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Dolfinlovermylo-ASMR · September 11, 2026

HOLY HELL GUITAR GOD HAS POSTED EVERYONE WAKE UP! AND WITNESS THE GLORY OF ANOTHER VIDEO!