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February 16, 2024

Adventure Book Theatre: Light on Quests Mountain (An ENDLESS QUEST Book)

The Lore Lords, as well as newcomer Jaik (sp?), are transported to a post-apocalyptic future full of sentient tractors, rideable plants, and one extremely sexy lizard. Can the Book Buds survive in his strange, and at times, poorly formatted New World? Or will they succumb to the horrors of tomorrow? Click play to find out!

CREDITS:

Sound Mixing and Editing by Trevor Lyon

8-Bit Book Club Theme by Emily Axford

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PS - Here's a few screenshots of the book to help you visualize our heroes.




Comments (99)

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BurtMcKraken · July 6, 2026

I have been listening to the 8-Bit Anthology and I do love the way the crew finds a toxic relationship in every book.

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Emily's Autumn Apple #NotFuji · May 28, 2026

Honestly Dan, Honestly....FUCK YOU

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kalihahaha · March 20, 2026

SHOUTOUT TO BEAR & THE NIGHTINGALE, NO ONE DOES IT LIKE BEAR & THE NIGHTINGALE!!!

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CommodoreBlue · January 3, 2025

I love how the Lore Lords are basically leading experts in the field of adventure books (because no else cares), and they still managed to make the most rookie of mistakes (thinking the preview is page 1), and then proceeded to blame the book the entire time🤣🤣

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Gazmain · January 13, 2026

Lmfao 😂, let the Lord Lords horde their lore! They cookin🤣

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Luke Lu-LaLiberte · November 28, 2024

Had to Google pineto wtf https://gammaworld.fandom.com/wiki/Pineto

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WitchKnightRen · November 4, 2024

"You are Ren" *starts sweating*

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aiyana graham art · September 23, 2024

it kills me that they never described the fact that the lizard guy has little glasses

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kalihahaha · March 20, 2026

26:56 ; )

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Ken W · July 15, 2024

This post / episode is missing the Ad Free Episode tag. I'm working my way through the backlog having recently become a patron at a higher level so I may be making a lot of these comments, apologies in advance for whoever checks these!

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Kelsey McNeil · June 18, 2024

How are they so thirsty in every adventure book run 😂

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Bryce Peterson · October 30, 2024

Just living their truth haha.

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Chloe Peifly · March 6, 2024

the speed at which murph plugged the patreon and said “we’re gonna do goosebumps or something” lmao he hated this book

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Nicholas Rand · February 23, 2024

I agree, that monster eating show is fantastic

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John Beckman · February 20, 2024

Holy shit: a Beef Guerwitch reference.

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Clotilde · February 20, 2024

Justice for this book! Play it from the beginning! Start from a place of joy and wonder!

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Jake’s jerk jelly #CCC · February 20, 2024

Frosty 🥶 facial

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Nikolaus Cox · February 19, 2024

I actually did cut my wedding cake with a broadsword (Scottish wedding) and let me tell you, it's the most DnD quest-adjacent I have ever felt in my life. I highly recommend sword cake cuttings for weddings, vow renewal parties, baby showers, birthdays - whenever you can really.

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PercyJackedSon · February 19, 2024

The words "horny as a tesla" are changing my brain chemistry as we speak

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Verdigree · February 19, 2024

Ooh, Gamma World seems really fun, the apocalypse is called "The Big Mistake", the CERN Large Hadron Collider accidentally smashed a bunch of dimensions together, it's a very comedic setting

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wizard wearing a poodle skirt · February 18, 2024

I am once again begging for an 8bit Book Club playthrough of a Japanese dating sim

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Patrick Strickland · February 18, 2024

Free Jake from this bit!

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Mark · August 4, 2024

Never

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Verdigree · February 18, 2024

Lol, I did assume the vibe was Adventure Time, so pictured them as full mutant/evopved humanoids, since they were riding their own horses, but it's so funny you didn't until half an hour in

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Lovecraftian · February 18, 2024

It makes me sad the crew are unaware of Gamma World, the original setting this book uses

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Mork · February 18, 2024

These screenshots really helped me imagine the danger

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kimbo ★彡 · February 18, 2024

em making the ren noise when they mention his name in the beginning is so good.

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Stations & Starships · February 18, 2024

Loool justice for Light on Quests Mountain and the lost pages

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YaniShadelynn · February 17, 2024

Fun as always though this one triggered a very specific fear of mine which is "your two friends fall in love and stop caring about you and abandon you because their romance means more to them than your friendship." Fun times all around!/lh

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Bridget Santos · February 17, 2024

Did not mean to cause this much chaos by giving you this book. But glad you found a hot lizard boyfriend in the end. <3

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Stations & Starships · February 18, 2024

You did good for us all 👍

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Chickpea Chungus · February 17, 2024

Anyone wanna share GoodReads?

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Kris Barnes · February 17, 2024

Need a Mixed Bag or something where the 2 Crew watches the first three-four episodes of Delicious in Dungeon

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Audro Baggins · February 19, 2024

I vote for this too!

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Summer, Autumn Eladrin · February 17, 2024

This book reminds me of the alternate reality episode of Adventure Time where Finn has a long nose and becomes the Ice King

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Daniel P Arndt · February 17, 2024

Sarszard.

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Courtney W · February 16, 2024

I’m tempted to send the book buds my HeartQuest books, since they’re also from the same crazy era as this, and also by TSR, plus it’ll give them a chance to live their fantasy romance dreams.

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Not Another D&D Podcast · February 16, 2024

Whoah please do!! 1920 Hillhurst Ave #222, Los Feliz CA 90027! ~Caldwell

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Blobby5678 · February 16, 2024

Cursed illustrations

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Gumbercules · February 16, 2024

Skylander is a fantastic portmanteau

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Grass · February 16, 2024

Omg the bear and the nightingale is my fav book

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Zeon Liberation · February 16, 2024

Guys. This is just Sonic. talking animals, robots. Insane plot points. Dying alone in a cell.

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Del · February 16, 2024

The writing does not seem well thought out, but I really love the imagery. I had fun drawing the plant mounts and things. I might consider getting the book tbh

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Becca_rebaker · February 16, 2024

My favorite Emily quotes 🥰 4:32 "in the dreamier moments you can feel infinity" 31:00 "I make a life between his pecs"

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Autumnis_Prime · February 16, 2024

“we’re as horny as a tesla rn”

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Josh Kable · February 16, 2024

I loved the reference to Wingspan because it is my favorite board game! I agree it can be a complicated game to learn how to play. Wingspan comes with a "swift start guide" to help new players learn how to play by walking them through the first few turns of a game, but even this can be a bit confusing for people. Here is a video of Mandy Patinkin and his family learning how to play Wingspan: https://twitter.com/PatinkinMandy/status/1512471452783718401?lang=en

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Whitney Simmons · February 16, 2024

Love the pictures from the book lol

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Luis · February 16, 2024

With my last name being Pinedo this ep kept throwing my off

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Gemma McBride · February 16, 2024

*pineto*

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Lobbying for another Atlanta Live Show - Mr. Adams · February 16, 2024

It’s gotta be pronounced PINE-toe. Like a pinto horse but a pine tree plant version

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Jason Ramirez · February 16, 2024

When murph kept spelling it out I thought the same thing!

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Mink · February 16, 2024

I've been LOVING Dungeon Meshi since the anime started!

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CommodoreBlue · February 16, 2024

No thumbnail? 🥺

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Anna · February 16, 2024

I love this sm

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Kat Sokol · February 16, 2024

Anyone else just watch the most recent episode of fantasy high junior year and wonder what’s up with all the sexy lizards lately? Not mad about it tbh

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Aidan Boyle · February 16, 2024

Tragic that everyone was too distracted by the pinetos to comment on "you glance down at the hole that started it all"

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Dave Large · February 16, 2024

Could the mounts be pronounced “Pine-Toes”? Like a play on pinto but they’re plants?

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Avi Rubinoff · February 16, 2024

I really wish the Lore Lords would find a new shtick for 8 Bit Book Club. The obsessive toxic romance maniac bit was funny at first, but it's long since worn out its welcome. The first twenty minutes or so of this episode were really good, but as soon as they realized/decided Sars was hot, they just started retreading all the tired old jokes and I rapidly lost interest.

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Two Deers Beep · February 19, 2024

Yeah same here 8BBC is my favorite spin off since I came from the original podcast and the toxic relationship but is making me dread them.

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Three awakened gooses · February 16, 2024

Thank you so much for posting the pictures.

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Gearbox · February 16, 2024

I was waiting for the day that they were actually burned by not heeding the warning to not read the book in order

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Hue · February 16, 2024

Wow I absolutely hate being faced with what these characters look like

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ACK · February 16, 2024

Ngl I think I love this setting.

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Papí · February 16, 2024

Beef Gurwitch!

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Emily's Autumn Apple #NotFuji · February 16, 2024

Dan Guewitch callout!!

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Kjersa · February 16, 2024

Who Jeighk .??

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Ryan · February 16, 2024

Good surprise guest this episode

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Colin Kilzer · February 16, 2024

yeah i swear i know him from somewhere, but he seems forgettable enough

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Hunter Gay · February 16, 2024

another adventure book, another horny, genderless bisexual with a deeply toxic approach to love

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Mason Murtha · February 16, 2024

I think I've re listened to this podcast thrice. I love listening to ya'll

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Ellie · February 16, 2024

Omg Libby girls who then want to own the book unite!

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Paul Gude · February 16, 2024

It was at this moment that I realized Gamma World, a huge part of my gaming youth, didn’t get carried into the future like D&D.

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Thomas Hegarty · February 16, 2024

The collective frustration with the writing of this book was everything. This was absolutely a wild ride

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Claire · February 16, 2024

Love book club! I’m glad you’re doing more of them! They always make me laugh out loud. This one was wild

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Erotic Adventures & Fables · February 16, 2024

I want to date Sars!

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9on · February 16, 2024

“that oasis was such a blur…” was that on purpose caldwell 🧐

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Ilana Galpert · February 16, 2024

Omg when did they add "with special guest Jake hurwitz!" to the logo that's so funny

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thiswayjose · February 16, 2024

It’s been there for a while! Truly such a funny inconsequential detail!

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Rennifer · February 16, 2024

I stopped and watched 2 videos on how to play the game Wingspan. This game is basically Brennen Lee Mulligan in a box.

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Clever Innuendo · February 16, 2024

I *just* got off a shitty shift of work after midnight when you posted this; thank you so much. Time for my audio hot tub.

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Forrest Taylor · February 16, 2024

Caldwell I think is referencing Xavier Renegade Angel when he says a future so far ahead it has become your past

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Clever Innuendo · February 16, 2024

Caldwell is just the sort of person that would love that show, but feel embarrassed to try to talk about it, so he just shoots out a reference now and then. If you get it, you get it.

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RatPrincess · February 16, 2024

I 100% agree with Murph, that’s an insane choice for the first page

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Rennifer · February 16, 2024

I’m here for that choice. Our boy got goofed!

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Reid · February 16, 2024

Oh my god is the guest Jaik from State Farm??

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Parks · February 16, 2024

Drop the Sars nipple cut

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Cameron Seker · February 16, 2024

I like the idea of featuring guests on the show. I think you guys should invite the bailiff from dnd court Jack on, I bet he’d be a good guest

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Annie the Feywild therapist · February 16, 2024

Medford mentioned!

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Polly Theobald · February 16, 2024

I read and loved Bear and The Nightingale thanks to Emily saying about it! Love these eps and a 5am drive to work requires something funny to keep me awake so thank you guys as always <3

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Rennifer · February 16, 2024

Gonna add to my reading list

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Rennifer · February 16, 2024

So awesome they finally got Jake on the show

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Allie Fawcett · February 16, 2024

Awesome!

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Meapyboy1234567 · February 16, 2024

Dang they reposted this or something because my comment from 10 minutes ago isn’t here. Eh that’s fine. Woah an EnDlEsS qUeSt? Also yoo early episode nice.

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Grass · February 16, 2024

Woohoo!! I love 8bit book club! Now I don’t have to be alone with my thoughts :)

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Rennifer · February 16, 2024

Too true

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cornbread · February 16, 2024

wicked good ‘sode guys! welcome to the show Zake

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Jeffrey Steck, Lord of the Fjord · February 16, 2024

Leaping Lore Lords!

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Palmate Antlers · February 16, 2024

I love 8bit book club, but this is too often

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Frogndog · February 16, 2024

Woah, early upload! Take it easy Lore Lords and Jake from work