Adventure Book Theatre: Bonus Chapter - Olaf's Frooze Your Own Adventure (Caldwell's Frozen Fan Fic)

Emily: "We sniff his fingers" Murph: "Jesus Christ" Jake: "Should we roll for that?" Classic shenanigans Also I feel like at some point they abandoned Caldwells book and just went freestyle lol

Andrew Wilson- kreg

I just finished this and dear god, I need a short rest episode to just decompress from the insanity of this. It was absolute gold.

i’m not kidding as i was listening i walked in to the dunkin’ donuts to get my order and the pick up screen had two names: mine and wilson, L

This is so unhinged - I love it.

WHO WATCHES OVER YOU?!!?

"I sniff his fingers" bowls me over every single time I listen to this, which is often. It is so visceral, so disgusting, yet immediately gets the point across. One of those Dreamworks jokes that kids won't understand but can still find humor in while the adults wonder if they shouldn't have brought their kids to this movie. Pure perfection from Emily, as always

just a comment to say I'm the only bee in your bonnet

Any time Caldwell is in charge they default to the triplets and I love it

A little late but, Caldwell, are you telling me that blizzards not in reverse build Olafs??

I went to not knowing that the two Wilson brothers were related to being completely invested in the dynamics of their family drama lol

Caldwell, the extra effort put in all of the different paths (cult Jax for one) were magnificent and did not go by unnoticed!!

"snaow"

This is what you might call a "wet fever dream"

Absolutely had me in stitches--thank you so much for this comedy gift

“We sniff his fingers”

Does anyone know why 8bit book club (before nadpodd) says it’s unavailable ?

caldwell does an incredibly good olaf voice

Can’t believe they met the fourth Wilson brother, Snowen Wilson

delightfully unhinged

Can you write a Flinestone's adventure book?

Lorreage for all!

This adventure starred The Trinyvale Triplets, and no one can convince me otherwise. That was Gens Lindell talking, not Murph, and not Perry.

Funny how they revert to the triplets dynamic for this one

I can't believe this turned into a secret Trinnyvale episode.

"You love hot milk?" My immediate thought was "the song by Snail's House?"

“My name is Parry. That’s what everyone called me in fencing” was such an incredible line. Bravo Murph.

I can't believe I read the whole thing.

I am in tears with this one 🤣

Lmao I go to Hamilton college! The absolute shock when Emily said it. Of all the things I thought I would hear in a Frozen Choose Your Own Adventure it wasn’t that. You spoil us Caldwell this was unreal!

Sometimes I wonder how Murph came up with Hot Date alongside Emily and then this episode came out and I don’t have to wonder anymore

I need more

I don’t know that I’ll ever be able to look at a wintry landscape again without hearing Olson Wilson saying “snaow”

They’re so close to inventing a new kind of adventure book where they make up a story, do improv, and roll dice to determine the outcome of decisions. Knowing how much Murph likes Diablo, Final Fantasy 7, and Warcraft, it’ll probably be a fantasy setting.

I wanted to get the wholesome ending by listening to olaf and I guess i got a good ending ??? if i squint my eyes it's kinda good.

Okay. "We sniff his fingers" 🤌 was the funniest, most out of pocket thing Emily has ever said.

Caldwell, coming from someone else is Frozen hell with a young daughter, I salute you. You took this illness and created a masterpiece. I watched Frozen II today with new eyes. Thank you.

God I want each of them to write a choose your own adventure book now

This was fantastic. It’s hard to sound sincere but I’m so sincere. Kinda perfection.

These are always so deranged and I'm here for it.

how quickly this combination goes feral, real triplets energy

Murph was truly unhinged this episode

"our goatee tickles our belly button" was disgusting and i cant believe no one reacted to it, lmao em's mind is like no other

I just love spelling it snowoah.

This was so bonkers I couldn't stop laughing. Bravo!

Anyone else feel like this was just a narration of a shared fever dream between the Trinyvale Triplets?

Did-Owened Wilson

Such a missed opportunity for a wedding crashers joke

Publish it

wow

I was fully expecting some kingdom hearts escapades when I heard keychain

!!! DOCTOR WORM MENTION !!!

Jax's ultimate story ending made me laugh uncontrollably for two minutes. Five stars.

Caldwell is an absolute madlad and we are so feddddddd

Caldwell’s Olaf impression is suspiciously good.

Truly a masterpiece, enjoyed every second of it

Such Trinyvale Triplets behavior with these play throughs and I'm here for it.

Olaf dies

No matter the path, it’s going to end as a 34 year old stuck in a queer toxic love triangle.