D&D Court: Bonus Cases - The Tyler Precedent

There’s definitive proof murph hates Austin powers. There’s a video of him punching Amir jus for wearing an Austin powers costume

Watching this being named Tyler I accept this sentencing

Relistening and laughing so much at Caldwell deciding they were playing Sushi Go, forgetting he made that up, and everyone running with the idea that was what they were playing

Emily talking about how empathetically she'd theoretically treat the Sushi go! DM is very sweet.

The dino is only supposed to have 3 attacks. it's also only CR 1 and sucks

He said what 3 times with no response

A Bag of Holding and a Portable Hole create a nuclear bomb (seriously, google it).

Ok for the Tyler dinosaur I’m like 90% sure it’s just a bit from the crap guide to d&d ranger episodes punchline joke at the end of riding a velociraptor shooting a crossbow.

Just found out Austin powers 1 came out on MY birthday! How bout that!

Immaculate calvinball reference

I...I'm really taking notes this ep lol

According to the stats for a deinonychus, it only gets 3 attacks. 2 claws and a bite. It if moves 20 feet and hits with its claw, the target has to make a save or be knocked prone, at which point the dino can make a bonus attack bite. The DM is really giving his friend a boost

Fat Bastard is basically the Godskin Noble in Elden Ring

Everyone was all in on sushi-go. No one said sushi-no🤣🤣🤣🤣

Objection! Murph did a Dr Evil impression as Jens in the first trinyvale/bahumia episode

Ironically I do DM for my BIL who also happens to be my best friend 🤔 he is playing the OP Harvest Sythe Druid class with a special robe that allows him to convert Hit Dice into Harvest Dice. (Before you @ me the whole party is insanely OP too 😉 everyone gets special stuff so no one is left out)

Speaking as a Tyler this episode was full of jumpscares

*1st case Listen, either I've been playing too much Monster Hunter World recently, or does this not sound exactly like a Monster Hunter World character, weapon, and mount?

Murph got razzed so hard I'm pretty sure he was thrown in bramble but from that bramble who knows maybe a new torturous beautiful encounter might be born

Bathtub Brisket one shot when?

I'm supportive of the DM that flat out doesn't want bags of holding in their game. The DM puts so much effort into running a game. I think it is absolutely fair to say they don't want an item that can only be used for shenanigans in their game. Since they are explicitly not tracking weight anyway the normal use for the bag is gone so only the abnormal is left.

For the gritting DM: I feel like a good option would be to give out boons thay allow players to cause re-rolls. Lucky Feat, DM inspiration, maybe give out homebrew items like Caliopes modified Luck Blade, or items that offer Cutting words/portents that thebplayers can use to fight back against Dice Christ

The sushi go story makes a tiny bit more sense when you realize that the game is basically as big as a deck of cards. The entire game could fit in your hands, I doubt they thought they were doing anything that huge by bringing it out 😂

Dude Murph is out of control!😉

The bag of holding case should have given a bag of devouring or sent the players to the bag-rooms a backrooms esque liminal dimension

definitely what I did NOT see coming in this episode was a shoutout for my hometown, which is, in fact, the home of the Pittsburgh Pirates farm team

Hey guys

FINALLY!!! The Tyler Precedent is *long* overdue.

D&D court? More like the Court of Life

I think the justices really were onto something when they said that all problems starts in character creation. Also hard agree with Murph on the "don't impersonate a character as your pc" part, had to learn that lesson the hard way tho. My first dnd character for a one shot was a half orc names Shrek and I stopped behaving like movie Shrek after like 5-10min because it's incredibly restrictive to play a pre-defined character (especially one that didn't fit into the setting).

In the breakup case the justices have clearly forgotten the Clash Precedent. Yes, if the players stay there will be trouble but if they *go* that trouble would be doubled. Clearly the correct decision here is for the players to stay.

I'd like to personally recommend Sushi Go! It's very fun, give it try!

I can't believe murph HATES Micheal Myers as a person

Honestly my fat bastard story being told on my favorite podcast has made me ride a huge high for two days! Thank you. Fat Bastard says he’d do it all again.

How could you not say Uno?!

My name’s Tyler 😳😂

Emily, Knowing your memory is awful I say this with all the parasocial love in the world: You did in fact at one point know that Pikachu does not go with the group of Pikachu and hangs out with Ash. 8BBC episode 12, “Pokémon: I choose you!” You described the book as an allegory for Roe v. Wade and said Pikachu staying with Ash as “His body his choice.”

Murph -no same names Caulder and Caldwell? ok Murph have it your way

It’s fun to razz Murph but he’s not wrong and he’s not hypocritical!

You can find Fat Bastard in Bloodborne! He’s rolling around in the chalice dungeons

Where do you send in our cases for next dungeon court?

I imagine if the dice are in the toilet tank, there’d be multiple full moons a day for them

PLEASE do an Austin Powers oneshot

This is the first time I've ever experienced the high of having a case read. There is no greater honor

Spoilers Dr Evil dies in Season 2

Good news everyone but Murph: your Austin Powers/steamboat Willie 3some erotica fanfic is legal! It’s fair use! But when you are 108 and it is public domain, you can PUBLISH and SELL it for money!

Haven't listened to this yet, I'm scared. My name is Tyler.

I am 100% on Murph's side.

Anyone else notice Caldwell predicted the name Tyler?

Why does Murph hate Mike Myers so much??

Bag of Holding case - make every Bag of Holding in your world into a bag of Devouring, let them have one, see what happens :D

Murph is giving out some real big “No but…” energy this court session or is it just me 😉 but seriously Murph never change. You try to bring logic and reason to the high court. We need that into today’s court system. You’re a man of principle. Unlike a certain bailiff… Did you know a former disgraced judge from Boston works as the bailiff at the crit court and is begging to be allowed back as judge. He’s more corrupt the United States Supreme Court. Also it’s very easy to weaponize a bag of holding especially if there are other items like the bag of holding. You can google bag of holding weaponized and find lots of creative but annoying ways to make an encounter super easy. If you all have a Dropout account you can you go to the episode of Um Actually with Matt Mercer, Becca Scott and Gabrus. At the 18-19 mins. Mr Mercer explains what players can do with a bag of holding. I’m guessing the DM in question had a bad experience where a player used a bag of holding to one shot a difficult boss or the players have discussed using it in such a way. As a player and a DM I would hate to end an encounter early by using a bag of holding as a one shot kill. That’s my thought on the issue. As always love the show and all you amazing people. Even Jake.

I really love how Emily has never seen any movie ever 😂❤️

I am probably about to start a Pathfinder campaign with a dude named Tyler and I am *concerned*.

I feel insane. Shoutout to Murph's unbeatable capacity to heel.

I love how consistently murph says, and I quote "Anchorman is fine".

I stand with Murph

Just thinking about Dungeons and Daddies low level daddies killing a vampire by cutting the bag once it was over the vamps head- they had the bag for maybe 3 episodes- used it, and it was gone. Hilarious use and made them actually make incredibly consequential things happen!

I want the sushi go person to know that they have done NOTHING wrong!!! They are completely absolved in my heart

you know it's gonna be a good one when you can just feel how high Murph's blood pressure is

I'm ready for the austin powers 2 mixed bag

I don't know how I feel being the first person to have NADDPOD precedent named after them.

Murph is a hypocrite: He directly quoted the Austin Powers “one million dollars” bit as Jens Lyndelle in Trinyvale!!

unless everyone else at the table was advocating for leaving the sushi go person is a hero and their friends shouldn’t have vilified them after the fact lol

Omg, I dream of the day the doctor is public domain...

Very strong opinion of Austin Powers quotes from the man who's character did an impression of Dr Evil in the Trinyvale x Bahumia crossover episodes

Is it just me or is there an issue with the audio?

yeah baby