Short Rest: C3 Ep. 49: Toybox

Imagine if they all picked the powder keg? 🤯

This convo immediately brought me back to the “someone is putting cowboy hats on pigeons in Las Vegas” news story

The similarities between this short rest and the first Trinivale x Straud short rest is kinda crazy

5 mill and costumes what you do you think the 5 mill is for??? Oh right the stock market

Tbh I think this puppet episode was an amazing character showcase for Calder, being short, weak and needing protection like he was growing up... But only because he's small and mighty on the inside He may not be a giant brute but he is a Short King 👑

This whole episode has independent zoo energy where Caldwell is the optimistic family trying their best to have a good time despite the dubious “attractions.”

Am I missing short rests? 48 isn’t in my feed and then 50 and 51 aren’t there either

Dwarves sized rats = dnd ROUSs. Beware the ROUSs (rodents of unusual size)

For a family easter party, we did do a grown up easter egg hunt and all my cousins did like money or scratchoffs but I did, in fact, fill mine with tiny booze bottles. They were a hit.

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT8uUmM5n/ Santa rat!!

On the adult Easter topic… I was never such a degenerate to put yolks in my plastic eggs, but I was degenerate enough to put drugs and shooters in them. It was on a year when Easter landed on 4/20, I think.

I am very disappointed. Just got to my office and haven’t seen a Santa rat all week.

2 ideas: 1. For rat Santa's, use animal safe spray paint and spray paint the costumes onto the rats. That seems easier. 2. Rat valentines day, rats giving roses out to the masses.

Murph total stole the Akatsuki/Pein Gimmick for the Faux Mindflayers/Extra Bodies

Ancestral toothbrush

I listened to this twice and realized how unhinged Santa rat was

Gromdahl is just Joe Exotic

Murph got so much JOY from leaving in Jake's failed roll to speak around the 40 minute mark. Ya boi stumbled for 35 seconds. It felt like one of those videos where they slip on ice and right when you think they're safe they land on their tailbone. Masterful trolling.

Announcing "I'm actually brave now" made me laugh so hard.

I know y’all are professional comedians with a wealth of work but this is the funniest thing you’ve ever but out I am crying laughing about Santa rats

Inadvertent Kugrash mention ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

I think this is the most off the rails they have been in a short rest

“build a drone in the shape of your fears and pilot it off a cliff” —caldwell

Shout out to our lil King Keg ❤️

my partners are on a trivia team at the bar where I work. My only contribution has been the team name, which is of course "sweet blue hole". they won last week and are memorialized in a polaroid labelled "sweet blue hole" on the bar wall forever

I’m sad we didn’t get a bananks-giving episode this year 🥺

Go Birds! 💚🦅

Okay no one is attack Jake for saying he drains the eggs then paints it lol?!?! It would crumble so much haha. On his next painting stream stream he needs to paint an empty egg

For real 🤣

Absolutely insane the heat Caldwell was getting when Jake is out here trying to lance an egg.

caldwell PLEASE draw santa rat in the next drawing stream PLEASE ILL PAY 4MILLION IN STOCKS

Im with Caldwell on the eggs, My family always hard boiled eggs and then dyed them. I believe Murphy razzing was uncalled for in this case, and Caldwell has grounds to Sue.

the grillionare grindset is back in this ep

Playful dolphin should’ve been a legit strategy smh

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I’ M Me when my dad 🧓 says he’s a big fat baby in his h h h

Based on the description of the powder keg as just a little fat dude I kinda hoped they would sound like Mavid

Weird, I just watched a matrix deep dive last night. And Cypher is explicitly the most relatable character because he wants to be in the matrix like most of us would if we woke up and saw the Real

question: if the santa rats make a big vortex and fuse into a huge rat king, does it become a huge santa rat king? cause then that means big ups for its visibility rates per new yorker

Santa Rats was a detour I was NOT expecting 😂

The fact that kugrash was not mentioned in this episode is a travesty T-T

Criminal to mention Santa Rats and not mention Kugrash.

Santa rat https://www.bigstockphoto.com/image-336605164/stock-photo-the-black-rat-in-a-santa-claus-costume-with-a-red-sack-of-gifts-is-standing-near-the-house-in-the-wi

Seamsters is the new crabsters

By far the wildest part of this ep was Jake suggesting that people drain eggs before coloring them for Easter

The fact that the short rest picture isn’t a rat in a santa costume is troubling….

Caldwell immediately lost Emily at 25:40 when he wanted to endanger the cats

whoever made that “murph being a normal dude” compilation on youtube needs to delete it, add the santa rat debate from this, and reupload it lmao

35:00 I do steel design for work and I have seriously considered using CAD to make little dungeon maps lol

Murph yelling at Jake for not taking Santa rats seriously had me laughing out loud at work. 🤣

I'm getting lots of popping/clicking on harder syllables at about 27 mins in... is that just me?

MATRIXSPOILERS

How was there air in the whale?

Here's how I would get a significant number of new York rats in Santa costumes with a weekend and $5,000,000. Friday, go purchase 3000 rat sized Santa costumes, and hire 300 New Yorkers for the Saturday, Sunday and Monday, giving them $10,000 for the three days if they can suit up at minimum 10 rats. Then I put the remaining funds in the stock market for the weekend.

Kugrash could probably get the rats to dress up as Santas and run around the city

With 5 mil I think the easiest way is to go around and offer 1k to homeless people to put on little Santa outfits on rats in packs of 100, and if they can prove they did all 100 then they can get 100 more suits and a 5k bonus. If they need gear I'll provide. And I will help as well. To buy the costumes I'd be using a lot of the 5 mil buying little Santa dolls and stuff from the local mom and pop shops I can find first then move up to corporate companies

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZPRvgBUoA/

Thank yoouuuu saving the day

There’s a typo in the description! The description says Ep 48 instead of 49

Short rest so soon after a main episode? We're eating good tonight

Thank you for all your hard work! You guys inspire me to be a better DM! 💛