Adventure Book Theatre: Bonus Chapter - The Chaste Gabe Run
The LoreLords (and special guest Jake "Cake" Hogdick) bare their fangs and hearts as they go all in on a romance-tinged run of R.L. Stein's "Please Don't Feed the Vampire!" Will they give themselves Goosebumps? Turn the page to find out!
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Caldwell screaming “Dingo noooo!” Is one of my most obscure vocal stims
Wait nvm, wrong episode
Finance bro vampires? HJ/Lavonte origin story sighted!
Oh my God, Emily, I'm fucking dying. Please don't fuck me to death with laughter, I have to feed my cats.
My goodness Emily… let your husband get the story out please. Almost worst than people talking out loud at the movie theaters during the movie.
That’s part of the schtick
It is hilarious that WeWork went bankrupt today…
Wait did it actually?
genuinely upset now that "wolf of wall street meets brokeback mountain" isnt a movie that exists. i would watch two and a half hours of two tech bros losing money and falling in love in a HEARTBEAT
Honestly impressive how many branching paths these old books have
I adore how absolutely messy and toxic all of the Goosebumps adventure books are
Attention naddpoles, I am no longer able to attend the Denver live show, seat is in the front Orchestra section. If anyone is interested message me, going to sell at regular value I bought for.
That’s Detective Hogdick to you.
Dick Jake “Cake” Hogdick, if you will.
I love my gum, water flavored, and a late autumn arm grab.
I loved how pissed Murph got in the first two minutes. 😂😂😂 His patience is so strong.
I don’t think I have ever laughed as hard as I did than during that intro
We need a mixed bag of the gang watching the Blade trilogy 😎
emily the movie you’re looking for is the Social Network 😭
A tragic twist to your preferred ending, explained by planet money. After a few decades in the coffin the government will ID you account as abandoned, seize and sell off your assets, and put the money in one of those state abandoned money lists. So when you awaken in 100 years to the wework future where your investment would be worth 1000x what you put in, you'll find that the state sold your account during the wewontwork crash of 2047, leaving you with $1.29. How are you going to afford future candelabras on that budget? https://www.npr.org/transcripts/799345159
i love that instead of just being a funny story these consistently devolve into toxic queer romances
God this was absolutely beautiful in the strangest way, thank u book buds and jake!
Counterpoint, Gabe wasn’t trying to be funny with the pun, he’s just a himbo
The runaway joke of being 27-39 year olds embroiled in clumsy tween romance in RL Stine's cheeky cheese horror settings while Murph begs to continue reading the tortuous text to get to the next nonsensical page choice is my favourite thing ever and I cannot thank you enough.
Is it scary to anyone else how good at being toxic Em is? Murph are you ok? Lol
How did you you not mention giving Gabe the trademarked 'Skarsgard Jackhammer'.
Does it always cut off the very end? I got the "let's do the sendoff-" and then it cut
It does that for me too often, but today I rewound it (oh God, am I 39?) a bit, to see if I was crazy or if something was wrong with my phone, and it played the last few seconds just fine. So I think it's a glitch that happens maybe when my screen is off? You're not alone anyway but I don't think it's the file.
Vampire: The Masquerade
" will we work" another great movie from naddpod production after the success of "women in the wall"
Accidentally purchased ticket for Oct 26th show when I'm not in LA. If anyone is interested let me know.
Yooo snake frogmunch finally on the pod
I’ve never heard a man sound more tortured than when Murph has to skim-read these adventure books
I’m so sorry for anyone named Gabe
Gabe was my husband's first DM, an unhinged maniac that was also my driving instructor, but we didn't find out that it was the same guy (AND he was our neighbour) until we both had too many similar Gabe stories for it to be coincidence
Frost in blade uses sunscreen to be in daylight js lol
not the quibi stock loool
Im not going to lie, one of or all of you need to play a techbro character. Not that i think Tred wouldnt lose a sizeable ammount of his dentist dad's money to doge coin, so maybe you already have done this character. Im just dying laughing at it all.
"My name is Cake Hogdick, and I fucked Calliope Petrichor to death. She died smiling" -Emily Axford, 2023
Binky Fiasco, Cake Hogdick, and Sweeeeet Blue Hole
Editing the cover like that is hilariously apocryphal
Wow … the Hogdicks are a pretty private family I’m surprised you got Cake to agree to do this
I’m
R.I.P. Calliope
I love when they get Cake Hogdick to guest on these
Yeah but he is really only a guest so it makes sense that you might not know his name.
I was wondering how they got through a whole 8BBC episode without trying to romance one of the characters!
Cool thanks, Stuck at the airport and will be for another 16 hours. This will make that more fun
Really big fan of the thumbnail lol
I can’t believe they got Jake “the cake” for this episode!
Dingo looking absolutely ferocious on the cover
Go go go!
posted 20 seconds ago ??? oh boy ::::D
Vriska?