💦 CREATE AND FUCK YOUR OWN AI CUMSLUT 🔥 TRY NOW ♥
Create AI Cumsluts 💦
August 3, 2023

D&D Court: NPC Romance Requests, Homebrew Stews & The Overstuffed One-Shot

AD-FREE EPISODE FOR $5+ PATRONS!

Dungeon Court is back in session! Join Justices Murphy, Tanner and Axford, as well as the sweet widdle baby Bailiff Hurwitz, as they convene to pass judgement on your trials at the table!

WE'RE PLAYING CARNEGIE HALL IN NYC ON OCT. 7TH! Single tickets are still available starting at 11 AM ET on August 3rd. Get yours here!

CREDITS:

Sound Mixing and Editing by Trevor Lyon

Dungeon Court Theme Song by Sam Weiller

Comments (75)

M
Mike Y · June 18, 2026

SPOILERS GoNG The stuffed one-shot case goes over how to make a bunch of different factions fighting each other over a relic seem interesting to the PCs. I'm listening in 2026 hearing a silent Murph coming up with the Kill Screens' motorcycle escape from Sector 6 with the control chip

H
Hoid · October 12, 2025

Have a good day 2025 commentors (personally love the potential for romance in a D&D but gotta be organic. )

B
Big Dolphin Naturals · February 26, 2025

A hang-glider is a vehicle, not ammunition

D
Dragon · July 10, 2024

I am losing interest on the first case that I have to keep going back and hearing it again because of too much side comments. Haven’t even heard the actual case and it’s 8 minutes into it. Like what was the case? The silly names being too much or the DM being scolded from her players due to session zero names being too much for her players to want to continue playing? I am totally lost.

S
Summer Tribe · September 2, 2025

Literally nobody but you is here for the actual case. We all paid to hear comedians be funny. Granted, it's not a great submisson

R
Robert de Forest · April 1, 2024

Stevens Tech in Hoboken used to be Stevens Hoboken Institute of Technology.

S
StarsPaw-Pawn · January 18, 2024

Absolutely living for the sprinkled in mentions of Christy, the hot pharmacist from Emily’s childhood church 💖

B
Bat-Fran · September 13, 2023

..... Caldwell being a unadulterated goon, Emily cackling with pure joy, Murph ploughing through with the "real job" and you know Jake is just sat grinning as he watches the insanity unfold... probably sipping a cold brew or a whiskey.... .... I fudging love you guys so much 🥰🥰

J
Jessa Jayne · August 11, 2023

Does anyone have a link for the Romance RPG that Emily mentioned going into Court of Fey and Flowers I’m writing a fey campaign and I need that!

S
Sara S. · August 11, 2023

https://storybrewersroleplaying.com/shop/good-society-pdf/

G
Garga Lenoir · August 10, 2023

Once again Jake has the funniest understated jokes. "Is that what the world is??" was fantastic! Especially for an infant!

R
Ryan · August 10, 2023

Justice for Pookie and CUM university

s
steven eaton · August 8, 2023

Late to the party... am I the only one who thinks the PC wanting an in game boy friend wants the DM to be her real life BF?

A
Adam Baker · August 7, 2023

I’m certain I’ve heard the CUM question before. Did they clip and old question in?

E
Ebony-Rose Ellis · August 7, 2023

I went to Coventry University to study Media production and the hoodie that all students wore in my course said #CUMediaProduction so the first case if v personal to me

N
Nitzan Harel · August 6, 2023

Hot take, which should not even be that hot: as the dm, dice, hp, and stats are a suggestion, as long as you change things behind the screen to keep things fun, cheating as the dm is perfectly fine and even a good idea.

A
Avi Rubinoff · August 6, 2023

If the DM honestly misestimated how difficult a fight would be, and the players agree that it would be more fun to buff/nerf the enemies, then yes, it's OK to do so. But I don't think the DM should do so unilaterally or secretly, and definitely shouldn't do so to prevent the story from going off the rails.

E
Erick_with_a_c_and_a_k · August 5, 2023

I wish I could pay ticket price to get a recording of the show.

P
Patrick Harry · August 5, 2023

Not into romance at my table, least favorite part of D20/CR. Out of any podcast that does it Nappod has done it the best for my taste. It can be present but never a main focus or driving force in the campaign

D
Dag Swaniels · August 4, 2023

That bit by Caldwell at the end! 😂😂😂

J
JuicyKiwi · August 4, 2023

Hearing Murph say Manjias wrong hurt something Deep in my core

Z
Z3DT · August 4, 2023

Will the anniversary show be recorded for all us international fans who can't afford the flight to New York to go see it?

J
JuicyKiwi · August 4, 2023

It will not be

M
Martian · August 4, 2023

If my players ask me for a tailor made romantic NPC I'd just play them this https://music.youtube.com/playlist?list=OLAK5uy_kBam1Yjw2S-Y1MZpkx3GtItb5r0ooSZ8w&feature=share

F
Fran Lee · August 4, 2023

Rewinding to actually listen to the jokes cause I got too distracted by the frankly excellent beetlejuice impersonation

R
Rachael · August 4, 2023

I swear they did the C.U.M. University case on the last Dungeon Court episode or Bonus Case episode, am I crazy? I just swear I’ve heard it before lol

N
Natural Dragon · August 4, 2023

Murph is getting soft in his old age to the players. As an aspiring crit court judge I would side with the DM in the case of the fast goblins. Murph forgets that he is a top tier DM with years of experience along with improv. He forgets that us mere mortals can’t always improvise as fast as he can and we need certain things to happen. The proper ruling is in favor of the DM but the DM must listen to every season of NADPOD and watch every D20 season… Also was the DM with almonds actually Brennan venting about the main D20 cast? 😉

G
Gilbot 3000 · August 4, 2023

Indoor skydiving instructor here. Only the 32foot wind tunnel in Dubai is big enough for a hangglider..100ft high.. such chaos would ensue. .

E
Eli Huxtable · August 4, 2023

"Roll me out of a cup like a yahtzee dice" had me cackling. Good lord Hugh.

s
sarfs · August 4, 2023

Can’t roll a death save with a peanut M and M because Jake forgot to buy them 🤬

P
Puja Tolton · August 4, 2023

Oh man I had such whiplash during that first case. One of my pcs was a centaur druid who came from a family and culture that was very doctor-centric. When we were going to his hometown I named the university where his family worked the Centaur University of Medicine or C.U.M. For a half second I was sure the case was about my campaign XD

D
Drew Worth · August 4, 2023

Having seen them at a live show I can confirm that Murph has very loud Almond Watch notifications turned on.

Q
Quentin Jackson · August 4, 2023

ok but straight up if you guys baptize jake under dice christ in a live show that would be a psychotic and wonderful ending

D
Dag Swaniels · August 4, 2023

I would love to be there for it! 😂

C
Cruz Gusman · August 4, 2023

I’ve been in the situation where the DM seemingly makes up some mechanics so his npcs can do something crazy a bunch of times, I usually just go along with it because I know how hard it is to make a cool idea you had as a DM happen without a hitch.

Y
Yuncle Ben · August 3, 2023

I did miss the romance of season 1. Especially Beverly. I think that’s what you’re missing from the other seasons. 🤷‍♂️

J
Jordan Holl · August 3, 2023

Caldwell, you absolute son of a bitch. The plug goblin bit made me Hynea laugh in the middle of a goddamn Walmart, I DEMAND reparations

S
Sara S. · August 3, 2023

Apparently Emily’s church experiences consists of drugs and rock and roll. No sex, but still.

C
Cj Ferrigno · August 3, 2023

Caldwell brought me to tears during the live show section

T
Thomas Hegarty · August 3, 2023

My favorite solution for not enough hp is give the boss phases and just give them another health bar

A
Allison · August 3, 2023

With our little infant baptized baby bailiff, I absolutely need to hear Emily sing: BABY JAKE

S
Sara S. · August 3, 2023

One thing I will say about the first case: session zeroes specifically are the time to voice concerns about the tone of content of the campaign, as well as workshopping PCs. That’s when you implement lines and veils or whatever safety mechanism you might want, but also check if the campaign is the right fit…..

E
Eran Rotem · August 3, 2023

Please God give us a MurphBot 1 shot if not a full campaign

w
woodsorrel · August 3, 2023

Okay but I do need to clarify something. Caldwell mentions that you only get to shirtless Firth in episode 5. In the 1995 P&P miniseries, Darcy’s famous lake scene is in Episode 5, but he’s specifically not shirtless. He has a wet shirt clinging to him. You DO get shirtless Firth in the first episode, when he takes a bath and then gazes at Elizabeth from a window while she plays with a dog at Netherfield. Elizabeth only ever beholds wet shirt Firth though.

C
Chloe Peifly · August 3, 2023

great episode! can’t wait for the bonus cases! P.S. never played d&d, P.P.S. hate the show

I
Ilana Galpert · August 3, 2023

If y'all are thinking about getting tickets I just got mine and I think they're almost sold out??? So you might not want to wait. Not a plant I swear on bahamut

S
Shane C · August 3, 2023

I want a one-shot with the Green Team

p
pief · August 6, 2023

We are simply not ready for Jake as the green m&m

N
Nikolaus Cox · August 3, 2023

Real quick, but Mr. Darcy is absolutely NOT a 'boy next door' type who knows how to treat anyone 'sweetly.' He is a man full of pride and prejudice who learns, over time, to look past his own biases to find love with Eliza, just as she learns the difference between superficial goodness and intrinsic goodness. This player wants two wildly different love interest archetypes if they want both a boy next door and a Darcy,

H
Henry · August 9, 2023

Exactly!!! I was combing the comments looking for this. Darcy is so decidely NOT a boy next door sweetheart. The player doesnt know what she wants

L
Luke Swannell · August 3, 2023

OMG! A Thursday release! This is unheard of and I love it

C
Crangar’s Little Helper · August 3, 2023

Caldwell as the “Plug Gremlin” with his reluctant host “Powering-Through” Murphy. Had me in absolute tears.

D
Daniel · August 3, 2023

It was such a small bit but it was so good I listened to the plugs twice, especially Jake's "there's a lot of shows caldwell" warning

E
Eric Keller · August 3, 2023

Talentless Hunk is Jon Hamm on 30 Rock

R
Rachel 🌛 · August 9, 2023

Talentless Hunk is Jon Hamm in just about every role he's ever played 🤣

B
Bobomb36x · August 3, 2023

I need more of the Caldwell Gremlin.

J
Jake’s jerk jelly #CCC · August 3, 2023

Dropped before baldur’s gate 3!? Idk how I feel to about this.

h
heavy harry · August 3, 2023

Bruh, you're handle gives me chills

E
Evan Cordero · August 3, 2023

Caldwell as the Plug Gremlin had me cry from trying to not burst out laughing at my desk. My coworker even called me out lol

B
Becca_rebaker · August 3, 2023

I laughed out loud at "I'm a leprechaun" and "talentless hunk". Emily is always so funny. 🤣🤣🤣

N
Nick Johnson · August 3, 2023

Early treats!

U
Unbaked · August 3, 2023

Crazy the 5th Anniversary Live Show is going to be the baptism one

B
Big Baby J · August 3, 2023

New to DnD and wants nudiDnD

D
David Klein · August 3, 2023

Thank you Daddy Murph!

E
Emma · August 3, 2023

Mr Darcy is the snobby, socially awkward type. I think Murph would do a great Mr Darcy

a
ananarama · August 3, 2023

Boss baby bailiff Jake

R
Ruthie Pinion · August 3, 2023

Rest well Murph!

M
Mc Dee · August 3, 2023

Owjejfjdlskej early drop let's goooo

F
Franny McCabe-Bennett · August 3, 2023

Is this our first repeat question, with Mr Darcy? Or am I having the most extreme deja vu on earth? I thought Emily brought this Q to the court during Jake's paternity leave...?

H
Hunter Gahr · August 3, 2023

Thank you daddy Murphy!

E
Eugene · August 3, 2023

This early!! Have we been good boys, girls and thems?

n
nollie pollie ollie · August 3, 2023

A treat??? This early??

J
Jesse Dunlap · August 3, 2023

Dumb dumb

P
Psykodactyle · August 3, 2023

Friggin got em dude

K
Kenny · August 3, 2023

DUN DUN