Mixed Bag of Holding: Monster Mix-Up Mario Adventure Book!! (w/ Jasper William Cartwright!)

Murph recapping magmagate is giving me war flashbacks

Omg the chomp muncher bit is killing me

my sister and i started calling each other “slut muncher” so chopmuncher was TOOOO much omfg what good bits

really excited for the possibility someday of having both jasper and jake as special guests because the lord lords will be able to introduce jasper as a it being his third 8bbc to jake’s first

Insane that not only did you get punished for being right about the crown puzzle, but then got punished again for using a special choice only possible if you found a hammer.

I’ll never get tired of Caldwell yelling “GET ‘EM!”

How did none of them think of calling the Hammer brothers the “Hamsworths”

I only know my sister and mom's shoe size because we've all had the same sized feet since I was like 9

I. Would. Kill. to be able to buy a cardboard cutout of murph.

🎵 ch ch ch chip and dale, chompin' munchers 🎵

Absolutely incredible choice to have the book open with Mario taking in a freak show and being a douche to Luigi, this is the quality you only get from Bill.

Can Jasper be made an official, permanent member of the cast please?

I need this whole book thoroughly explored

Ah yes, the infamous magmagate

MAGMAGATE

I know my all my siblings shoe sizes (there's 4 of them) and my brother in law's. Only really through buying shoes for them, it's an easy and practical gift. It helps that three out of five have the same shoe size.

i know only my sister's shoe sizes (i also have two brothers) because my siblings and my mom and i used to share shoes on occassion until i ended up being a size bigger

I’m pretty sure Luigi is dripless too. I remember you guys did one where Luigi was the main character and he also introduced himself as dripless

When will we get Cartwright, William Jasper on a main campaign episode?

So 2 things. First, as someone's who's favorite Mario game is Paper Mario for the N64. The fact that they cage the koppas and such is horrible, they and the bombombs have villages and their own cultures. And second the dripping brother is Dr.Mario, he is definelty a different brother as you don't refer to your doctor by via first name, they are also famously the Mario "Brothers" with brothers being their last names

Lyn and Kevin definitely have tub brisket

I had this book as a child and absolutely remember this issue with the page where Mario yells "Seven!" to start it off. Several different scenarios loop back to that page. Truly a baffling game book construction.

my only complaint is this isn't main feed so we probably wont get a part two. alas...

Dammit McKay. You did it again!

Beware the what?

Holy fucking shit! I saw the notification and missread it as "as Jake's leaving party continues" Thank god I was wrong! You all know now you have started, you are stuck doing nadpod for life. You didn't chose the nad pod life , it chose you!

HELL yeah.

8 Bit Book Club is becoming. More and more my favourite secondary show.

Roll for horniness and drip level!

I own this book

Super cool to have a guest host on 8BBC. Has that ever happened before?