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June 23, 2023

Behind the Screens: DM Advice Q&A

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The Three DMs of the Two Crew gather to answer questions about running a game of D&D! Whether you're a newbie DM looking to build a likable NPC, or a Forever DM trying to balance four campaigns at once, this episode has got it all! So grab your dice and meet us... Behind the Screens.

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Comments (53)

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Camilla Jefferson · July 20, 2025

more than 2 years late and haven’t finished the ep but re: last question: LORD OF THE RINGS. Hobbits weren’t high level. Gandalf, Aragorn, Legolas, Gimli, very high level. varying ages. ah, yep, literally Murph just said it lmao

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KSM101 · July 12, 2024

No shit when they were talking about dummy npcs to make an Emily was talking about the magic water treatment I was at work mockingly being like oh hello my names Gerald then they said that name an I got so excited they picked that name I almost dropped my work hahaha

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Matt Doughty · August 14, 2023

robert great shout with the old kingdom books, that is a MAJOR emily vibe

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Tim · July 2, 2023

On the subject of items behind my DM screen, I did actually wear my 2 crew pin (available at shop.naddpod.com) the first time I DM’d because I was nervous (despite know the other players since high school).

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Thomas Hegarty · June 26, 2023

I love the Sabriel series!!! I’ve had Abhorsen as my tag forever!

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Zach Z · June 25, 2023

Yay my question was answered! I look forward to the next Dungeon Court so I can speak of my blessings from Dice Christ!

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Olivia · June 25, 2023

Does anyone know the time stamp for when they listed some good beginner one shot options? Or alternatively any personal suggestions? :)

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Jay Yoder · June 24, 2023

Schrödinger’s Lore

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m. white · June 24, 2023

You know your DM is sweating when Gerard the Mailman shows up.

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Jenna H · June 24, 2023

Hoping they put a Murph & Emily wedding photo up in the store so I can also put one behind my screen.

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Steve Haack · June 24, 2023

What was the campaign module Emily said lots of people were running? When I went back to scrub through I couldn't find the timestamp

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Joe F. · June 24, 2023

I believe she was referring to Wild Beyond the Witchlight.

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Caitlin Sales · June 24, 2023

Emily, Sabriel is so good!! If you like audiobooks, I highly recommend listening to Sabriel, the narrator is Tim Curry!

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Boots · June 24, 2023

Can anybody figure out what Caldwell was saying at the end when he mentioned the Orb DM’s TikTok username? I’ve listened several times, but everyone was laughing (understandably), and I can’t make it out. 😅

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Shimshon Zeevi · June 24, 2023

And for combat descriptions: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1-n2Jdt7lWBwvZCWuP8f9Q2R5yvXk7fTc/view?usp=sharing

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Shimshon Zeevi · June 24, 2023

I'm about halfway through the episode, and I just had to share these tables for coming up with stuff: https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1DIvgOgmnP9mxXhfCNF6XjRYEPHMpu7Zb?usp=sharing

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bees · June 24, 2023

my good luck tchotchke is a little rubber rat we used as a mini for a hellhound in a different campaign two years ago, my character made the killing blow and my dm gave me the rat to keep. he lives in my dice bag now

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Garga Lenoir · June 23, 2023

For GMs who use laptops like me, look into mind maps (xmind is great and free)! You can put in foldable sections all your NPCs, locations, events and stuff all under your eyes. Very easy to update on the fly to, so you don't forget NPCs or important information.

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BrethrenBlev · June 23, 2023

Thanks for answering my question!

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Wings of Silver · June 23, 2023

Niiice, this is perfect lol looking at getting back into dungeons and dragons and there's a chance I'll be needed to DM ☺️

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Leah S. · June 23, 2023

That's awesome, best of luck with your game!

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Kaileigh Rose · June 23, 2023

Murph starting out immediately saying the most unhinged shit? Amazing.

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Henry · June 25, 2023

I love when Murph goes fully unhinged and makes everyone else play the straight man

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Raul Ramos · June 23, 2023

Thank U, I’m going home in July so I’ll use these tips!

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Joe F. · June 23, 2023

I'd like to be Where dead roam free In a necromancer’s garden In the graves He'd let us in To flay our skin In his necromancer’s' garden In the graves I'd kill my friends Unwillingly In the necromancer’s garden You see I'd like to be Where dead roam free In the necromancer’s garden In the graves Where evil’s born And our flesh torn Where weapons are no help Not swords or glaives Sever my head Until I’m dead In the necromancer’s garden Near a cave We would scream Beneath the ground Because we know We can't be found I'd like to be Where dead roam free In an necromancer’s garden In the graves We would shout And cry and pout And the demons would hear Our rants and raves (Demons hear our rants and raves) Oh what joy For every ghoulish boy Knowing that we Cannot be saved (Know that we cannot be saved) We would become undead You and me No soul to tell us What to do I'd like to be Where dead roam free In the necromancer’s garden In the graves In the necromancer’s garden In the graves In the necromancer’s garden In the graves

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An_Armed_Bear · June 23, 2023

Eh I don't think you need to make every npc kind of pathetic or goofy, not every group is going to be as comedic all the time.

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Dragon · June 23, 2023

I can't download it as a file like I can the other podcasts. Is there a way to do that?

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Lia · June 23, 2023

I think Patreon changed how the download works now, I had this issue recently and I had to: . click on the full details page . then click on the triple dot menu in the corner . to click "save as" to download externally

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Darvit · June 23, 2023

On the heart breaking betrayal front, Bev Senior is a great example. Especially bc Murph and the Crew do such a good job explaining where he's coming from.

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Camilla Jefferson · July 20, 2025

great example. also Brennan’s guest arc!

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Emma · June 23, 2023

Making likeable NPCs that will betray the party: for me it's a balance between making them likeable and making their betrayal motives make sense. And I don't like if they have to always lie because some bad rolls could mess it up. I introduced a character for this-- they wanted a npc healer to join them, and I thought this was a good opportunity to introduce a traitor. So I made an absolutely adorrable fairy healer. Part of what helped the party latch on was that she teased one of the players in a very fun way that made him annoyed, in general making ttheir interactions very fun. Her motives are known to the party somewhat, because her whole tthing is loving a fascinating plot. This makes her so fascinated by everything the players do. But what's a spicy story than being central in a betrayal? She just doesn't care about morals as much as a good story... which can vibe very well with the party but at tthe same time should make sense for why she betrays them.

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Adam Baker · June 23, 2023

USE HOMEBREWERY.com FOR PHB STYLE HOMEBREW MONSTER SHEETS. Sry for yelling

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Jacobi · June 26, 2023

https://homebrewery.naturalcrit.com/

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HolyFatFish · June 23, 2023

just play with a guest character wheres Jabari at

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Zaxbeez · June 23, 2023

I would say be so SO careful having an npc betray the party. I did it with my group and they are wildly suspicious of everyone they meet. Somehow they’ve kept their guard down and of course it’s with an npc who is going to betray them. I say plant clues and evidence that the npc is betray-focused to give the players a more-than-50% chance to discover the betrayal before it occurs.

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Jennifer · June 23, 2023

This is sooo good! I love hearing what's physically behind everyone's screens.

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Robert · June 23, 2023

The fact that 3/4 of the permanent cast of the show have been DMs is really making me wish for a Jake DM one-shot at some point.

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KEVIN LAWS · June 23, 2023

The fact that there's an actual action in basketball called a screen and Murph didn't go there is wild.

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Petmygoldfish · June 23, 2023

Please keep doing these I’m wanting to dm and this is a major help! Thanks!

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Raphael Miller-Figueroa · June 23, 2023

please do more Hot Boys Summer

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Cj Ferrigno · June 23, 2023

Murph coming out swinging with real Ernie energy

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TallishCard643 · June 23, 2023

THANK YOU SO MUCH!! I will be working on this one-shot for little later this summer. My lower level party is the RP power houses so I'll make sure to make them feel important and get v some good moments! I've got just the npcs to make this happen too! Thank you so much again!!!

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Mike · June 24, 2023

Dude. This all sounded insanely awesome.

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JR Lonergan · June 23, 2023

I need Murph to play that goblin PF2E character immediately with 'that' goblin voice! PLEASE!!

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Garga Lenoir · June 23, 2023

I'm really looking forward to that too, but it's not happening at least until Jake's back.

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Jacobi · June 23, 2023

In regards to the improving descriptions, one of my favorite tips I heard: next time you're watching something on Netflix or whatever, check to see if you can change the audio to "audio description". It's weird at first, but going through The Witcher or something and hearing everything described... I feel like it's helped my descriptions a lot.

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Parker · June 26, 2023

This is such a great idea thank you!!!

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Potatochip Jenkins · June 23, 2023

“Tiny Hat Helm” - A cute, shiny, metal tiny red baseball cap that can be used once to nullify any non-magical attack if the enemy rolls a natural 1 or 2 (shout out to the 2 crew) Gets destroyed after nullifying 1 attack, so use it wisely.

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Dippity_Dip · June 23, 2023

Ab to listen the HELL out of this on my ten out car ride tm

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Nick Lerche · June 23, 2023

3rd. cant wait, you lot bring joy to my week; every week. Hello and love from Binghamton NY, and from Tupelo, MS

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Beef · June 23, 2023

Hell yeah, cleaning and naddpod

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Thimo The Fool · June 23, 2023

Good morning from Germany, after night shift, 5am Thank U lads, I treasure this

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Matthew Elias · June 23, 2023

1st