Adventure Book Theatre: The Vampire Express (w/ Jasper William Cartwright)

I am 34. Can confirm it’s the perfect age

The crew absolutely ripping into Jake in the intro only to say he’s on paternity leave is by far the funniest way to announce it

“I cover my dick with the crown but there’s a hole” is one of the funniest lines in all of Naddpod

This ended up being one of my absolute favorites from 8BBC.

Boxey was completely unhinged 🤣🤣

8 Bit Bookclub is my favorite! The old episodes need to be re-uploaded. Long reign the Lore Lords!

I love the fact that the book is called Vampire Express but you only stay on it for like 10 pages max.

You all make me excited to be 30.

I just have to say, you all should pick up the RPG book Vampire Cruise, I think you all would enjoy it, it's not unlike Murder on the Orient Express if one of them were a vampire

Congratulations Jake! God bless the king

Yes! More Jasper! The 3BH and NADDPod casts have such great chemistry, I love any crossover.

I wanna say Jasper you are dead to me for that 38 year old comment. I just couldn't get a breath to say it GREAT read gang.

Finish Sonic Metal City Mayhem you cowards

I guess I have to spend the next 2 years training to be in peak condition to get turned at a tight 34.

I just noticed Jake isn't on the profile pic this week

I Stan little man

tony soprano is famously anti eating pussy so absolutely would not 69. he got in a huge fight with his uncle because tony revealed uncle junior loves to go down on his women.

Laughed so hard during this episode that I choked on my food and struggled to breathe

Sooo listening to this episode while working was definitely a challenge 😂

yawn

I couldn't make out what Emily said at 26:50, which is upsetting because apparently it was a perfect joke.

That josh guy was really made the episode!

I absolutely need to know more about the little man.

Congrats Jake and Jill! (And possibly tucker)

Excited to see Emily on Critical Role!

I don’t think I’ve laughed this much in the first 60 seconds before 😂

Always pure madness and I love it!

Anyone else have an image of jake sitting in a dark room alone listening to this just being like "gee my coworkers sure are having fun without me"

The pure chaos in this episode was amazing.

Man you ever listen an episode and get reminded, "Damn these nerds are funny as fuck huh?"

Emily is ABSOLUTELY thinking about David Bowie's song Uncle Arthur from 1967. Andy Warhol actually has such similar cadence though!

Jasper!! I just started listening to the Paradox Perfect arc of TBH, this is so fun

How I know I've been listening to these three for a long long time... The second murph said Uncle Andrew I knew Caldwell was going to bring up Star Fox. By the way Caldwell Andrew is the nephew Andross is the uncle!

Hail Jake!

Emily asking what age you’d want to be a vampire made me stop dead in my tracks bc that’s my fav first date question!!! And I always say late 30s early 40s!!

this is one of the most chaotic episodes i’ve heard in a while

That Hurwitz guy got his start on my 12th favorite reality show, Jaken Afraid

Congrats Jake, Jill, and Trevor!!!

I'll be 37 in June so I'm glad I have so much to look forward to

Love seeing the three regular cast members finally have a guest on, hope we see more soon. There’s this random white boy named Jake Hurwitz who might be interesting as a guest

"What age would you want to become a vampire" is a great ice breaker question actually 😂

Fun fact, James Gandolfini was indeed 36 when The Sopranos first aired

congrats to jake and his family! loved hearing jasper on this episode. so many hilarious moments, i was crying from laughing when “Boxy” goes agro after being asked if he had more jokes

I hope they get Jake to be on one of these 8 Bit Book Club episodes soon! I love the manic energy of these. (Congrats Jake!!)

"I'll be 37 soon" t-shirts when

I need Emily to know that David Bowie has a song called Uncle Arthur, and it's pretty good.

this is a really good one gang

Subscribed to the patreon very recently, decided to check for updates, and I have been blessed with 8-bit book club! So excited to see what’s to come!

I am sooooo excited to watch Emily on a cr thing! I hope to see Murph there one day

As a 38 year old uncle named Andrew, this was a truly surreal listen

Emily was on a roll this ep 10/10 no notes

Congrats to Jason x

YOUR MAJESTY!

Congratulations Jake!

Paternity leave!!! Exciting :D

Congratulations Jake!!! Can't wait for an adventure book EP x

Adventure book!!!! Just re-listened to the last two

So early. Just checked to see if any update

Omg let's go