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May 12, 2023

D&D Court: Dog Borrowers, Fire Immunities and The Stolen Goodberry Miracle

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Dungeon Court is back in session! Join Justices Murphy, Tanner, Axford and the Apple-Car-Driving Bailiff Hurwitz as they convene to pass judgement on your trials at the table!

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CREDITS:

Sound Mixing and Editing by Trevor Lyon

Dungeon Court Theme Song by Sam Weiller

Comments (109)

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Christian Casteel · August 4, 2026

Re: Elevators; I feel like by far the most important element of encountering an elevator irl or in star wars is the fact that there's a door, usually right next to a control panel. The esteemed justices get a little lost in the shapes used to describe the elevator, but to me if that DM didn't want to say that there were elevators, they sinned by not describing the doors in the middle of the room.

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Winston Gao · July 2, 2026

3 years late to this discussion but absolutely no DM has ever organized their notes "session 5.A" , "session 5.B" To get needlessly aggro with the take, anyone who disagrees with murph on the session logic is ungrateful to their dms prep work.

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Samuel Gray · January 15, 2026

Vanishingly rare murph w on the session number debate

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riskutforthebriskut · December 3, 2025

definitely heard the tea pouring lmao

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Lindsay S · November 28, 2025

I've previously listened to the episode over my car speakers and couldn't hear the tea pouring, but listening again with my ear buds I could absolutely hear the tea. 🤣

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aiyana graham art · June 5, 2025

with the DC 30 one, I feel like that could've easily been solved by the DM saying the DC beforehand. there's been lots of times on D20 where brennan will set a DC and someone will go "i can't even roll that with modifiers" and he goes "you can roll 2 nat20s" and that is the criteria under which the impossible is possible. but because the DM wasn't upfront about the DC, that moment could never have been initiated

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Invader Jimm · June 2, 2025

I'm with Murphy about the session debate. I have eaten a slice of pizza with the intention of it being a snack, but then ended up eating 4 slices, thus making it a meal.

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Cooper Erikson · April 16, 2025

The Lowley Worm reference got me feeling old. Thanks justices Murphy and Tanner.

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June Walker · February 26, 2025

I remember the Busy World, Justice Murphy

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Adrian Woodhouse · February 14, 2025

Almost 2 years later, and I still AGRESSIVELY agree with Murph on the Session thing. 2 different meet ups, 2 different sessions. Anything else is absolute lunacy.

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Ravit Pearlman · November 20, 2024

On relisten it takes them so long to get to so orchard it feels so natural it feels like it’s missing when they say so appled

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Kellyd · May 18, 2025

Relistening now and i kept waiting for so orchard and it came truly so late I was shocked lol

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Ty Cammenga · October 19, 2024

If the two separate meetings is one session why isn’t the whole campaign one session.

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Alex Nerini · June 29, 2024

Loved the tea-pause!!

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Mary Lucas · November 11, 2023

The tea picks up 😂😂🫖🫖 its faint, but it's there! At first I thought someone was in the bathroom 😂

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poppy marten · June 26, 2023

they played session 5 at get together 6, butttt the best way forward for the group is to now play 2 sessions at one together so that the numbers can even out! who doesn’t love a dnd marathon?

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Jorjudge · May 17, 2023

So... Does the sorcerer just need it kindly explained that yesanding is still useful in DnD but isn't a part of the games physics line in improve?

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Isa Gamez · May 16, 2023

Appreciation for caldwells very brief yellowjackets reference

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Tyler Mackenzie Moore · May 16, 2023

Session 5.5 that’s all I’ll say

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Jake Nathanson · May 16, 2023

They definitely boosted em’s audio 😂😂

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Armando Ocampo · May 16, 2023

Poor more tea lol haha

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Sampson · May 15, 2023

I’ve got Richard Scarry’s “Cars and Trucks and Things That Go” next to my coffee table! Love y’all tonnes ‘n buckets 🤙✌️🤘

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Moonlit Ghost · May 15, 2023

Recently registered to trinyvale and the elevator cade reminded me of when they all took a long rest right in front of cadwels hotelevator

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Mackenzie Fresquez · May 15, 2023

As a long-distance backpacker: we refer to those ups and downs on the hike as “PUDs”: Pointless Ups and Downs. They are definitely some type 2 fun 😅

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Maxwell Haranda · May 14, 2023

That tea ASMR boost...

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Blake John Odekirk · May 14, 2023

The people of SLC, Utah demand a liveshow!

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Jody · May 14, 2023

I second this! I guess we need to make a power point??

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Jenna · May 14, 2023

ok the audio Did drop out but for a brief moment I thought someone was peeing

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Kali Berg · May 14, 2023

“Jade City”, heard. I buy every book Emily recommends immediately after the two absolute bangers “Gideon the Ninth” and “Priory of the Orange Tree” rocked my world

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Magnoliidae · May 14, 2023

The absolute irony of c1 of naddpod having episode 100 pt 1 and 2 instead of a an ep 101 re: the first case 🤣

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Pip · May 14, 2023

Session + wrap up session is one long session to me, just with a long break in it.

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Ryan · May 13, 2023

They were blinded by the 20s on the berry case. They didn’t make the DC. Case closed

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Ebony-Rose Ellis · May 14, 2023

your ass is too hard

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Star_Drek · May 13, 2023

Who’s going to tell jake they say “oye oye” before the Supreme Court of the US meets and not “hear ye hear ye”

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Star_Drek · May 13, 2023

This fantasy made-up court podcast show must follow my model for an America-centric justice system

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T3r hx · May 13, 2023

Jake my name is pronounced Tercks lol

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T3r hx · May 13, 2023

Jake my name is pronounced Tercks lol

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Pagos, Self-Proclaimed Fae King, Now with Real Musical Improv Action · May 13, 2023

Doctor who rules on get togethers and sessions. The tenant precedent. The 11th regeneration but still the tenth doctor.

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Navar Keelan · May 13, 2023

You guys should play a star wars one shot!

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Giancarlo Provo · May 13, 2023

My friends and I are going to road trip Sacramento and Portland shows!!

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Summer Tribe · May 13, 2023

and at 45, as much as I get the "don't let people roll if they can't pass" mentality, there are modifiers to rolls that can come up and change the roll after, furthermore you can have failure/success by degrees, it's still well worth rolling knowing that a 20 fails if the player or and ally could bust a bardic or a flash of genius or something. alternatively if you want to promote that your players can fail then you have to let them think they can succeed, if you don't ask for a roll they'll just hit you with the "never mind" and maybe you want to actually see them do things

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Whitney Ahn · May 14, 2023

I mean regardless, the rules say that a nat 20 attack roll is an automatic hit, it’s the skill checks that are the homebrew

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Summer Tribe · May 13, 2023

are people just unaware that suffocation rules exist? man the reputation dnd players have for not reading the PHB is totally earned Suffocating A creature can hold its breath for a number of minutes equal to 1 + its Constitution modifier (minimum of 30 seconds). When a creature runs out of breath or is choking, it can survive for a number of rounds equal to its Constitution modifier (minimum of 1 round). At the start of its next turn, it drops to 0 hit points and is dying, and it can't regain hit points or be stabilized until it can breathe again. For example, a creature with a Constitution of 14 can hold its breath for 3 minutes. If it starts suffocating, it has 2 rounds to reach air before it drops to 0 hit points. right there in chapter 8 of the PHB

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tonytheoneandonly · May 13, 2023

I literally thought the audio cut out for a second

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Alec Posta · May 13, 2023

It's wild that even in the comments so many people are split on the session thing. My marriage is in shambles, I just need a clear answer!

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Dylan Meyer · May 13, 2023

I think the answer is clear every marriage is made up of one person who considers every new get together a new session and one person who considers a full session and a wrap up session as one session and trying to resolve the difference causes the marriage to explode from quantum entanglement

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Bridget · May 13, 2023

It should be session 14 or whatever and CHAPTER 13 still. They had to meet again because the chapter wasn’t finished but the session was. Sessions are based on time and chapters are based on story content.

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Armando Ocampo · May 13, 2023

Listening to youth of the nation before the episode cus life is rough sometimes. Thank you N.A.D.D.P.O.D

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William · May 13, 2023

We heard that TEA Emily :) keep on pourin'!

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Ursa · May 13, 2023

i know it was clarified as a silly joke but as my party's Forever Note Taker it would legitimately annoy me to argue about the session labeling! cramming the amount of substace that would, time-wise, count as two separate sessions into one subdivision of notes would make it needlessly busy & harder to keep track of physically & mentally imo. don't make me try to associate two separate days as the same session, my memory is already taped together with sticky notes & adderall T-T i would not be able to hold both of those competing labels in my head & still remember the actual details x-x

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m. white · May 13, 2023

well, that got kinda tense

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Rene the Monster Captain · May 13, 2023

The DM should decide what the sessions are! Murph, I feel you and I sympathize with you in this kangaroo court

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Wit & Whimsy · May 13, 2023

I’d like to put into evidence Episode 100: HEART OF THE WORLD (PART I OF II). Proof that episode and sessions are distinct.

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Reclaimer-087 · May 13, 2023

That was a finale though, not a mid campaign session

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hell · May 13, 2023

i grew up on richard scary and i am HYPE for this intro. give me the busytown takes!!! (i def didnt comment this on the wrong ep lmao)

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Smiththebat · May 12, 2023

It truly would have changed some of your opinions if you guys had remembered that Lowly’s Apple “Car” was actually and Apple HELICOPTER. 🍎🚁

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Rei · May 12, 2023

He also had an Apple car. Had a pico game. And distinct memories.

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Tor Otteson · May 12, 2023

EDIT: I retract the following post: nat 20s ARE auto successes on attack rolls, and shooting a crossbow IS a gorramn attack roll. RAW they gosh darn succeeded!! ~~When it comes to checks that are impossible I'm fully on the DM's side there. If a player wants to attempt it it's up to them to manage their own expectations. And failing that spectacularly is just as good of a story beat as succeeding. That is the moment where that character realized they just weren't good enough yet, and maybe that would spur them to train and explore how they can get better. DM was in the right. Players can try anything, but they're never guaranteed success.~~

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Luke Collister · May 13, 2023

I mean RAW they probably kill them if they crit on an attack roll to shoot a crossbow bolt into their teammates mouth with only a berry for protection, so I'm not sure we're dealing with RAW here haha

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Matt Atkinson · May 12, 2023

I think you can have a session number for tracking how many times you played but maybe on the prep notes have chapters for story beats and maybe even arcs for longer plots. I agree that it would be two episodes but in chapter terms it's one chapter.

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k.allen · May 12, 2023

I had a peel and stick book of The Busy world of Richard Scarry and you mentioning that show transported me back to my parents living room floor plating with that thing for hours so vividly lol

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Dag Swaniels · May 12, 2023

I'm with Murph on the session argument; I have no idea why this isn't cut-and-dry, lol

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Johnny Flaccid · May 12, 2023

same lmao i hate siding with murph for the bit lol but this argument made me wanna scream

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Josh Serbus · May 12, 2023

Will you sign my lowly worm?

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ACK · May 12, 2023

IT PICKED UP

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Kyle Veach · May 12, 2023

Murph is always correct. Yall are insane.

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Crits · May 12, 2023

Caldwell when you say "Yellowjackets shit" are you comparing it to Misty breaking the flight recorder bc if so that's so funny

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Dallon Taylor · May 12, 2023

if the session didnt finish, and theyre submitting SAYING the session didnt finish and they got together to finish it, its the same session

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Maya B · May 12, 2023

CALDWELL JUST SAID "On D20 I Play With Maps" ON D20??? CALDWELL DIMENSION 20??? NADDPOD D20 CROSSOVER?????????

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Maya B · May 12, 2023

In hindsight, I am sorry for yelling

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Alex Messbarger · May 12, 2023

A session isn’t a story arch I actually don’t understand how anyone is disagreeing with murph

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Benjamin Canner · May 12, 2023

VHS Titanic rules: 2 VHS tapes, one movie

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FusRohNahSon · May 12, 2023

Emily and caldwell logic sounds like arcs would be sessions because u didnt finish the business

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Gearbox · May 12, 2023

If we're being RAW about the crossbow goodberry, I'd rule that that was as a weapon attack, and that a nat 20, which always hits on a weapon attack, would be able to surpass the 30 dc.

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Greg Lohman (tsarducci) · May 12, 2023

Yeah the dm erred by making it an attack instead of an athletics check or something if he wanted to set an impossible DC.

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Shannon V · May 12, 2023

This session vs get together numbering is also tearing apart my marriage, how many happy marriages will session numbering ruin!

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Maya B · May 12, 2023

Why wouldn't it be session 5 pt 1 and session 5 pt 2, like a naddpod or dimension 20 season finale? I know precedent doesn't matter but I want it to.

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Chuck Mangione's Horn · May 12, 2023

The tea picked up

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Ian Hudson · May 12, 2023

Re: the Goodberry- I think if the DM had specifically announced the dc as 30 beforehand it’d be one thing, ‘cause then the PC could know there’s no way to hit it

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Andrew · May 12, 2023

I heard the tea!

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nollie pollie ollie · May 12, 2023

Team Em & Caldwell!! It’s one long session just split in two. Like when C1 ep 100 had to be split into two parts to be uploaded to patreon 💁‍♀️

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Mortimer Lunch · May 13, 2023

This! I came to say there is precedent on NADDPOD! lol

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brianchi · May 12, 2023

Team Emily and Caldwell bro!!! It's one session!!!!! Sometimes long episodes get split into multiple eps for airing but once released for DVD/streaming get put together since its one consecutive episode 😤

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BrethrenBlev · May 12, 2023

A session is a get together lol

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Diana · May 12, 2023

LMAO I'm in law school and the essay question on my torts final was about a car accident. Now I'm thinking about the product liability implications of driving an apple car...

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Eric Keller · May 12, 2023

Team Murph all the way

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KoboldB0i · May 12, 2023

That tea monent scared me frfr I thought some ASMR started hahaha

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tommy · May 12, 2023

Team Murph, Caldwell and Emily’s logic is driving me absolute nuts

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FiendishNoodles · May 12, 2023

Was pouring my water for tea this morning right when Emily was supposedly pouring hers. I had an out of body experience when Murph paused the audio for the tea to pour, I'm sorry Brian I'll sit in silence whenever listening to the pod from now on

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Charles Dennis · May 12, 2023

Get together 5 session 5. Get together 6 session. 5 part 2. Problem solved 😂😂

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teethknight · May 12, 2023

I can't remember if there's a winged dog, but there is the Tressym, which are winged cats with familiar stats

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boundspyral · May 12, 2023

Wowwwww I can't believe Murph is so petty that he boosted the audio on that tea pour... /s

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Rush Ferrell · May 12, 2023

Sessions = get togethers. I’m with murph

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David Guerrero · May 12, 2023

I like to think lying about the number of a dice on the floor was the first sin in the Dice Christ bible

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ananarama · May 12, 2023

Jake was right I thought the audio cut lol

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Professor Pratt · May 12, 2023

I was born in 1969 and totally remember the Richard Scary books. Lowly Worm was my favorite along with the bear!

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Vayne · May 12, 2023

Tea pour was indeed audible Emily 🤣 must be booooosted

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Lorelei and Kyra Newly Weds · May 12, 2023

I don't care if it's next year some time. Please do a DnD court in Seattle I beg you. If you do two shows I'll def have to go to both.

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saurphia · May 12, 2023

Richard Scarry!!!!! I'm an '03 baby and What Do People Do All Day was absolutely my favourite book growing up!

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N A · May 12, 2023

Hahahaha the tea sounds actually picked up

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clvrgrl · May 12, 2023

It’s 5:23 AM and I stopped the pod to say TBWoRS was one of the highlights of Nick Jr. for me.

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Shy-senpai · May 12, 2023

The tea pour was so audible. Did Murph BOOOOOOST the audio?

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Gilligan Froggert · May 12, 2023

Sleep well Murph, ‘preciate the late upload <3

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Brian Sell · May 12, 2023

Murph definitely boosted the audio on that pour

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TallishCard643 · May 12, 2023

Thank u for the Thursday ep Murph but always remember u can just postpone the ep if it's too much. We appreciate yall work and wouldn't want u burnt out!!

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A.E. Ross · May 12, 2023

big scarry fan, hugely appreciate the apple car references lately

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Chrys · May 12, 2023

Have a good night Murph. Y’all are the best. I’ve been here for a long time and will always appreciate the work y’all do.

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David Guerrero · May 12, 2023

First 15-min crew, UNITE!

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Bren · May 12, 2023

He’s /lowly/ today